I have become complacent and bored with my existence.  Even long philosophical discussions with my housemate and friend, Vladmir no longer fire my passions.  This is my excuse for why I did not end it sooner, as I should have.  She interests me.  She comes with a mystery unlike any I have seen in centuries.  She is female, an insignificant mouse in my cage.  No one will miss her, and no one will stop me.  I shall do with her whatever I wish.