Genre: Parody/Crackfic
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Summary:

"WEAOWEAOWEAOWEAOWEAO..."
It had been going on for hours.
Robin had had enough.
He stormed into the living room and threw his library book on the floor. "WILL YOU BE QUIET!?"
Everyone in the living room froze.
What's wrong with getting grounded? Join Shulk and his friends as they hangout with Mallory "MJ" Hopeman and her cousins of meddling horror. Humor weaves through their fun daily lives as the gang have fun just by Smashing through a Monday.

P.S. Please do not chase Robin. We are not responsible for any resulting casualties.


Categories: crackfic, Fire Emblem, Super Smash Bros
Characters: Robin (Avatar)/Dark Pit (Pittoo, Robin/Shulk/Lucina
Genre: Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Humor, Parody/Crackfic, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 36451 Read Count: 367
[Report This] Published: 09 Sep 2016 Updated: 11 Sep 2016
Summary:

Fanfiction with me and hero of the tv series Criminal Minds.
Well, when I promised to write another story about coffee, so from that was nice "trilogy," I didn't think at the moment it finally happen this way and I will play a major role in this story, but what, never mind…
Although I hate stories about how the author met his favorite character, because it seem to me quite cheap, but why we don't make fun of it!?


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1294 Read Count: 27
[Report This] Published: 05 Oct 2015 Updated: 05 Oct 2015
Summary:

Blue

 

Summary: This is a PROMO STORY written for the launch of FANGBANGERS ANONYMOUS: THE TB/SVM WRITERS DIRECTORY. Eric finds himself brooding as he thinks about how things ended up for him at the end of True Blood.


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Canon
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2384 Read Count: 82
[Report This] Published: 06 May 2015 Updated: 06 May 2015
Summary:

 

Operation: Pigeon Droppings by Rickie Bansbach

 

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language. Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 - 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

 


Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Friendship, Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 684 Read Count: 530
[Report This] Published: 06 Apr 2015 Updated: 06 Apr 2015
Summary:

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Silly little one shot to celebrate my fanfic b-day. Dr Ludwig healer to all, expands her practice to include the feeble minds of the addled supernatural, setting them straight with her no nonsense attitude. No character is spared her scrutiny and she writes a few wrongs right in this post DEA verse. E/S- Rated M for language – LPOV – One shot 


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3892 Read Count: 55
[Report This] Published: 01 Feb 2015 Updated: 01 Feb 2015
Summary:

Twelve and Clara with multiple Doctors. What happens when grumpy Doctors run into each other.


Categories: Dr. Who
Characters: None
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1796 Read Count: 16
[Report This] Published: 27 Jan 2015 Updated: 27 Jan 2015
Summary:

Ten/Rose. Crackfic. When life gets to be too much, the Doctor and Rose act silly to cheer each other up.


Categories: Dr. Who
Characters: Rose Tyler/The Doctor
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3540 Read Count: 34
[Report This] Published: 27 Jan 2015 Updated: 27 Jan 2015
Summary:

Eleven and Clara. Crackfic. The Doctor and Clara are in a bind. They've been swallowed by a terrifying beast. A fifty foot unicorn plushie.


Categories: Dr. Who
Characters: None
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1049 Read Count: 1356
[Report This] Published: 27 Jan 2015 Updated: 27 Jan 2015
Summary:

AU. The Salvatore brothers cave and finally get a Facebook. Hilarity ensues. Features just about everyone. A lot of the characters who have been killed off of the show are no longer dead.


Categories: Alternate Universe, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals
Characters: Stefen/Elena
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 592 Read Count: 32
[Report This] Published: 21 Jun 2014 Updated: 21 Jun 2014
Summary:

This is a little one-shot comedy/parody I wrote to provide a “missing scene” from the Episode in Season 2 called “Scratches.”  This occurs after Dr. Ludwig has healed Sookie of the Maenad scratch and after Bill is dead for the day.

Viking


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Canon
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TB
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1984 Read Count: 168
[Report This] Published: 18 May 2014 Updated: 18 May 2014
Summary:

 

Just a one-shot crack-fic of Stoopie (Stupid Sookie) and Slippy-Slappy (Shifty Sam)...just for fun! 


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Sookie/Sam
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2883 Read Count: 207
[Report This] Published: 28 Apr 2014 Updated: 14 May 2014
They knew it by jajafilm Rated: K [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

 

This is drabble crossover on the series Stargate SG-1 and Torchwood (or Doctor Who).

 


Categories: Dr. Who, Stargate SG1, Crossover
Characters: Daniel Jackson/Vala Mal Doran, Jack O'Neil/Samantha Carter
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 232 Read Count: 1639
[Report This] Published: 24 Dec 2013 Updated: 24 Dec 2013
Summary:

Christian is cheating! Anastasia is cheating! Gail is cheating! Everyone is cheating! This is a cheating fic! Warning! Do not read this story it is really bad but if you like cheating then this story is for you! one shot, preferably with a .50 caliber

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Categories: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Characters: Anastasia Steele/Christian Grey
Genre: Angst, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 608 Read Count: 349
[Report This] Published: 21 Dec 2013 Updated: 21 Dec 2013
Summary:

...and a Watson and a Wilson. House M.D. crossover. In which Sherlock and House are idiots, and Wilson and John are Not Happy. This cannot end well. Cracktastic.


Categories: Sherlock BBC, Crossover, Crackfic
Characters: John Watson/Sherlock Holmes
Genre: One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3293 Read Count: 15
[Report This] Published: 06 Oct 2013 Updated: 06 Oct 2013
Summary:

 

 

 

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I enroled in Project Team Beta's summer writing program. This is where I will post my assignments. If you're under  18, please DO NOT read this story.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Erotica, Family, Fantasy, Femme Slash, Friendship, Historical, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mpreg, Mystery, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24507 Read Count: 10924
[Report This] Published: 12 Jun 2012 Updated: 08 Sep 2013
Summary:

 

What happens after Jasper and Emmett touched pieces of the necklace that changed Edward and Bella before? Will they survive Halloween? One thing is certain; this Halloween is going to be unforgettable. Read Edella and Beward first.

Jasperosalie and Emmalice


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward, Emmett/Rose, Jasper/Alice
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic, Romance, Sci-Fi
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6490 Read Count: 211
[Report This] Published: 31 Dec 2012 Updated: 31 Dec 2012
Summary:

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Fred and George Weasley have a new product that they decided to test on Draco Malfoy. Who knew that the Glitter Globule would be so entertaining? Story rated for language and glitter spouting from... well you'll have to read to find out!


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1448 Read Count: 335
[Report This] Published: 19 Aug 2012 Updated: 19 Aug 2012
Summary:

New mother JJ is having a problem that is interfering with her ability to do a press conference and Hotch thinks he has the answer as they improvise for lack of better resources.  Chapter 2 is non-dairy so pretty much squick free.

WARNING:  Potential squick fic and I'm also labeling it as a crack fic b/c I'm thinking a least one person will wonder what I was smoking when I wrote this.  More info inside.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Erotica, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5234 Read Count: 1700
[Report This] Published: 24 Jul 2012 Updated: 28 Jul 2012
Summary:

A three part songfic inspired by the song by Lady Antebellum. Edward and Bella naturally. Can Bella forgive Edward for what he "did"?


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Historical, Horror, Humor, Mystery, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6724 Read Count: 2731
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 11 Jul 2012
Summary:

Silly sexcapades of Leah and Sam before Sam got all puppified. Enter Sue Clearwater and her epic Sexual Education lecture. You'll never be able to view the act of sex the same again. NC-17 for content...and R for ridiculousness.


 

"Okay, can we talk about something a little more comfortable?" I questioned. "What are your views on abortion? And war? Politics? Drugs?" Anything other than this? I was moments away from making something up about me being a really drugged up Meth-head just to get her off of this subject. "How about Japanese porn?"


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Sam/Leah
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5022 Read Count: 103
[Report This] Published: 20 Jun 2012 Updated: 20 Jun 2012
Summary: These are the thoughts that cross certain peoples minds regarding someone they don't like... *Not for Beth fans

Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: None
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3580 Read Count: 187
[Report This] Published: 09 Jun 2012 Updated: 09 Jun 2012
Summary:

 

Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what's going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV


Categories: Crackfic, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Carlisle/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 547 Read Count: 639
[Report This] Published: 13 Dec 2011 Updated: 13 Dec 2011
PEOPLE LIKE US by justginger Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3985]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Edward Cullan is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an art grad, in Italy for the summer. Their worlds collide in the most unlikely way.  He unlocks what she has hidden for so long - a dark side...


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Historical, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Bdsm stories only, Finished, Twilight - Read, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, J's Read and Loved Stories, Stories I've read, Fav BDSM Fics, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 81 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1339257 Read Count: 915191
[Report This] Published: 24 Feb 2010 Updated: 04 Dec 2011
Summary:

Fortunado follows his friend, Montresor, down to his catacombs. Montresor's grudge seems to be the end for Fortunado. But what did Fortunado do to make Montresor so desperate for a kill? Was it, perhaps, involving love? What kind of idiot goes down to some dark catacombs with a mentally unstable man anyways? Egotistical much? Note: Fortunado is drunk off his ass. And yet, he still forms coherent thoughts...kind of.


Categories: Original Fiction, Drama, Mystery, Suspense/Thriller
Characters: None
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1071 Read Count: 17
[Report This] Published: 20 Mar 2011 Updated: 20 Mar 2011
Summary:

"I was born under unusual circumstances". Set in the cloudy town of Forks in 1986, this is the story of Isabella Swan a sixty year old woman in the body of a twenty year old and how her life began when the Cullens moved back into town.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Parody/Crackfic, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49075 Read Count: 3792
[Report This] Published: 28 May 2010 Updated: 27 Oct 2010
Summary:

What happens in twitter does not stay in twitter. Eric, Sookie, Pam, Jessica, Laffy, Beelh, Sam, Jason, Tara

 

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Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 890 Read Count: 234
[Report This] Published: 28 Apr 2010 Updated: 28 Apr 2010
Foreseen Events by jmolly Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

"Unforeseen Events" gone wrong: "Your funeral, Mr. Arrogant. Go ahead, then. I'll just say 'I told you so' later." Little did I imagine that the things Alice Saw would make so much trouble. See, it was always her fault. I swear. 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9645 Read Count: 178
[Report This] Published: 13 Dec 2009 Updated: 13 Dec 2009