My continuation of the 50 Shades Series. One of my qualms with the series is that it didn't really develop Ana Steele as a person. My focus is to add more depth to her and continue the story. With my sense of humor. It begins with Ana 5 months pregnant
My story has language throughout and some sexual content.
Categories: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Characters: Anastasia Steele/Christian Grey
Genre: Drama, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: 50 Shades - Read
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24265 Read Count: 49077
Banner Designer Name: Melissa Condor
Summary: Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett and Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her. Why couldn’t this item go the way of the Member’s Only jacket! Oh and there might be a bit of revenge from Bella on Alice because of her controlling fashion ways.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9983 Read Count: 453
VERY loosely based on the psychodrama episode in season 2, mild spoilers for that I suppose. Hotch/JJ centric but not really shipping. First chapter slightly rushed as setup then story pace slows down. More summary inside. First published 5/29/11.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Adventure, Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8262 Read Count: 277
Edward needs a fake fiancée for the weekend. Bella loses a bet. Perfect. An entry for Part II Craigslist Contest.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3372 Read Count: 1235
Banner by Ellie Wolf
A teenager on a class trip gets caught in the crossfire when an unrepentant vampire grows bored and decides a little mischief is in order to stir things up in the world.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Stefan
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Fantasy, Historical, Horror, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future , Wanna read
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 94156 Read Count: 39785
Bella faces fierce competition to be crowned Ink God. Her biggest rival is the man who taught her everything about ink, not to mention love. With a lot of talent and a little luck, Bella knows she can win it all, including Edward's heart.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Themslovebug90's read stories, Stories Read by CNYBella
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20759 Read Count: 19621
Written for the FB First Annual Smut-Off. Kevin Lynch finds support after his break-up with Garcia in a place he never expected. *Tied for second place winner*
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: OC/Erin
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2461 Read Count: 87
Bella Swan is a simple girl who never takes risks. But when bad boy Edward Cullen becomes her biology lab partner... well what happens in biology, stays in biology. Right? o/s, AH
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9338 Read Count: 994
Rossi and JJ start a bet over who can influence Hotch's love life. Written for the CCOAC Fanfic Challenge Round 9 - March Madness Assignments as a pinch hit.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2957 Read Count: 370
Garcia drags Morgan into a plot to get JJ and Hotch together before she'll go home with him. Written for KricketWilliams.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1402 Read Count: 360
This interview could change his life, and Jasper was ready, practised, prepared. Nothing could stand in his way... right?
AH Jasper/Carlisle
Banner by Yulliah Meghan
~xxXxx~
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Jasper/Carlisle (slash)
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5142 Read Count: 497
JJ catches Dave in a lie.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/JJ
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 272 Read Count: 140
While on a much needed vacation, Bella discovers that it's not easy to leave work behind... and that this time, she doesn't really mind.
An endearing tale of trust, growth and love... all because of one special little girl and one little word.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Family, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, luv2write finished reads, J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 58 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18941 Read Count: 146957
Silly sexcapades of Leah and Sam before Sam got all puppified. Enter Sue Clearwater and her epic Sexual Education lecture. You'll never be able to view the act of sex the same again. NC-17 for content...and R for ridiculousness.
"Okay, can we talk about something a little more comfortable?" I questioned. "What are your views on abortion? And war? Politics? Drugs?" Anything other than this? I was moments away from making something up about me being a really drugged up Meth-head just to get her off of this subject. "How about Japanese porn?"
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Sam/Leah
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5022 Read Count: 107
It only took death for him to realize how much he loved her." For anyone who ever wondered "what-if" for Leah and Jacob. "What-if" Jacob had never broken away? "What-if" he hadn't imprinted? "What-if" life was completely different?
For all those fans who wondered what kind of twisted reality Leah Clearwater and Jacob Black could have lived had imprinting never come into play in Breaking Dawn. Has all of your favorite characters, wolf pack and vampires.
NC-17 for language and suggestive themes.
-Shoutout and thanks to JaneJoke on Twilighted for the banner.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Jacob/OC, Leah/OC
Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 206338 Read Count: 3115
As Halloween once again approaches, Henry asks his Uncle Spence to dress up with him for Halloween. Before she knows it, JJ too has been drawn into the fun...
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Family, Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Roads Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3851 Read Count: 273
Some quick thinking by Emily preserves the magic of Christmas just a little longer for Jack and leads to Emily and Hotch creating some Christmas magic of their own.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Family, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3652 Read Count: 151
JJ and Hotch's run in at the local Valentine's Day seasonal shop causes the joy of JJ's Valentine's Day to rub off on Hotch's Valentine's Day plans in a most unique and interesting way.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2159 Read Count: 239
"Have you ever imagined something so beautiful, so enchanting that it must be a dream or a mirage?"
Take a gaggle of small town gossips, the doctor's son, the mysterious new single mom, add in a lucky shot with a BB gun and watch what unfolds.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, To Read (Geddy), G8or Favor8s Read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 48 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9986 Read Count: 120088
This is a one shot of Halloween fun.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2733 Read Count: 147
Edward gets an Alice style make over. Inspired by the Popular from Wicked. Would recommend listening to Popular while reading... read and review please.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2852 Read Count: 188
Bill has let Sookie down on their date night, so she decided a night out to Fangtasia will lift her spirits. Unfortunately, after one too many spirits, Eric has to take Sookie home and take care of her...in more ways than one.
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Alternate Universe
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11668 Read Count: 924
What do you do when someone tells you to believe in something you had never thought possible?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10402 Read Count: 163862
Everyone has had a bad day and I am unfortunately no exception to this unwritten rule.
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 632 Read Count: 9
AU. When a certain Hybrid named Klaus gets bored after killing Esther and putting back his brother Finn in a casket with the help of his family, he decides to throw a real party for selected people instead of the ball his mother had wanted to throw. Games series (Bonnie/multiple pairings, Endgame Kennett)
Categories: The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77126 Read Count: 6249
A one-shot of Christian and Ana's honeymoon in Britain.
Categories: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Characters: Anastasia Steele/Christian Grey
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: 50 Shades - Read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1673 Read Count: 1041
Who was the trucker who picked up Christian and Ros after Charlie Tango was saboutaged?
Categories: Fifty Shades Trilogy
Characters: Christian Grey/Other Character
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: 50 Shades - Read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2735 Read Count: 580
The prank war between Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid that started in season 7, episode 4 "Painless," continues until something happens that makes them realize maybe they pushed it a bit too far.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: None
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11116 Read Count: 682
Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever?
Contains explicit adult themes, languages and sexual content.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed, Ageise02 To Read 2, To Read (Geddy), Stories Read by CNYBella
Chapters: 42 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 188675 Read Count: 74821
"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J
Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46510 Read Count: 32440
Whipped cream flavored vodka, Justin Bieber, skinny dipping & Birthday Sex! Spend 24 hours in the life of Edward Masen. While celebrating their dirty thirty, twins Edward and Jasper, and their bestie, Emmett, carve a path of destruction through the city.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 69728 Read Count: 16269
Bella, Rose and Alice go to the mall to engage in some Retail Therapy when a certain pixie finds herself in a humiliating position.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward, Emmett/Rose, Jasper/Alice
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1081 Read Count: 446
Spencer finds that taking chances and trusting people can lead to a happy ending.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/Emily
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2214 Read Count: 153
There are things even Reid can’t explain.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: None
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 231 Read Count: 97
JJ needs a date for Valentines Day and she only has a week to get the right guy, throwing caution to the wind she invites the Devil himself – David Rossi!
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/JJ
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8158 Read Count: 543
In which Kol is bored and flirtatious, Damona is kinda sorta maybe jealous, and Bonnie is just all around irritated.
Categories: The Vampire Diaries/The Originals
Characters: Bonnie/Other
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2032 Read Count: 107
SLEIGHT OF HAND: 1. a: A cleverly executed trick or deception b: A conjuring trick requiring manual dexterity 2. a: Skill and dexterity in conjuring tricks b: Adroitness in deception
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Magic of Love
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 71193 Read Count: 8834
Missing chapter from 'The Road Not Taken'... JJ and Spence get caught in a rainstorm while spending a Saturday afternoon at the park... however will they spend the rest of their afternoon?
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Roads Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4618 Read Count: 477
Sequel to 'The Road Not Taken' The universe is a strange and mysterious thing, as Spence is about to explain to JJ.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Family, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Roads Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1023 Read Count: 315
Everyone wonders from time to time what their life could have been if they had made different choices, if their eyes had been open to the opportunities in front of them, if things had been different. JJ gets an opportunity to find out.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/JJ
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Family, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Roads Series
Chapters: 150 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 491670 Read Count: 128949
Emmett plans Bella and Edward's wedding and hijinks ensue... 'Nuff said. Rated T for language.
"You know the type of guy that everyone gets pissed at for being such a lovable goof? Yeah, that’s me."
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Emmett/Rose
Genre: Friendship, Humor, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6588 Read Count: 100
"This is what I've become. I have succumbed to evil and turned into everything I ever hated. I'm a nesting mother to be who is writing in a diary to satisfy my boredom." Leah Clearwater pregnant. Follows "The Dawn Was Already Broken" M for dirty language.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: Action, Family, Humor, One-Shot, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4754 Read Count: 99
Breaking Dawn from Leah's POV. Rated NC-17 for very naughty language.
Prelude: "She was pregnant? I snorted out a callous laugh. Here I was, a mutated genetic dead end. Having kids for me was completely out of the question. And this leech loving whiny little runt vampire wannabe was going to have a kid! Life is completely and utterly unfair."
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 67 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 220879 Read Count: 4449
Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Stories Read by CNYBella, J's Read and Loved Stories, Kit's Must Reads!
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 110760 Read Count: 23674
A young Dave wanted to enjoy his coffee before going into the BAU, only to find a woman who catches his attention and provides him with temporary amusement
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: OC/Rossi
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Tarot Series
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1041 Read Count: 53
Garcia has a April Fools Prank that is sure to catch the team leader by surprise
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 570 Read Count: 5349
Edward is a corporate Stooge just trying to get to work, but an Earth Saving Hippie isn't gonna let him go without a fight. 1st Place Members Choice in Nemo's Quick Fics Contest run by Ficters for Small Fries.
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2468 Read Count: 145
What happens when Hotch slips up and calls JJ by her real name while undercover?
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1655 Read Count: 166
A spin on the finale from Brandi's point of view. This replaces the
last two seasons. It's a plot bunny that escaped while talking to my sister
over FB. More details on that inside.
Categories: In Plain Sight
Characters: Brandi/Peter
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2350 Read Count: 23
Roses are red. Violets are blue. That's what they tell me because I'm blind.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 8 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26057 Read Count: 941
He was my forbidden fruit. A man so close, almost too close, yet so far out of reach. He loved me, took care of me, but did not crave me the same way I did him. I wanted everything, yet had nothing. But things were going to change. I could feel it. Mature
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, My Favorite Stories, J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19236 Read Count: 15389
Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read, Hushi Taloa's TWCS Fic List, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 54076 Read Count: 21923
When Derek is a jerk to Garcia, Dave is there to pick up the pieces.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Rossi/Garcia
Genre: Angst, Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2549 Read Count: 760
Bella and Edward Cullen have a perfect life, the only thing missing are children. After years of trying and to no success, Bella turns to fertility drugs. When she finally gets pregnant, she may get more than she bargained for with six surprises. A story about raising multiples, trying to maintain your marriage, and learning there's more to life than you ever expected. All Human Canon Pairings
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Adventure, Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 104766 Read Count: 23160
Edward just got dumped, Bella just got dumped. These two best friends are about to find out what the real meaning of friends is. Loosely based on friends with benefits.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20769 Read Count: 3050
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Kuu Faves, Stories I've Already read, J's Read and Loved Stories, Bella's Must Reads!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 51 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 281270 Read Count: 57004
Bella Swan has a major crush on a major star, Edward Cullen. They have an obsession with the same game. Can they connect through Words with Friends and become more than that?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Kuu Faves, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, Bella's Must Reads!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 61 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 322374 Read Count: 90826
A Paul imprint story with my o/c. Different from twilight. Some characters won't be present, and some will be developed the way I see them, not as they were seen in the sage. Give it a shot! Read, review, and enjoy.
Categories: Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 61940 Read Count: 2245
What was more of a danger to the men of the BAU: a crazy Unsub or a pregnant Emily Prentiss? Morgan/Prentiss, JJ/Prentiss/Garcia girl time.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Emily
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1778 Read Count: 103
Summary: For Bella, as bad days go, this one was a ten. Top of the pile. And she definitely didn't need some do-gooder trying to muscle in. She could take care of herself - why the hell couldn't he grasp that simple fact?
WARNING - Adult themes
Pairing: Bella/Emmett
**WINNER**
Best Bella, Sunflower Awards 2012
Banner by Kristina Lea
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Emmett
Genre: Drama, Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7794 Read Count: 456
Isabella Swan's adventures through her career. She's supposed to teach Edward the business, but might he teach her a thing or two instead? Humour and occasional angst. Mature content. Rated M for lemons. Drabble fic.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, To Read (Geddy)
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 40960 Read Count: 26288
When Bella saw Edward for the first time, she became obsessed. What will she do to make sure Edward is hers? TFA 2011 Summer Fantasy Contest- Public's Pick Winner
This is the one shot version.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8927 Read Count: 1773
A fake ID, a new sexy outfit, and two of my best friends life could ask for were supposed to be a recipe for an amazing night out, but what happens when someone from your past shows up in a place you would have never imagined.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 200 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67967 Read Count: 290273
The lovely differences between several Military acronyms explained. What? Don't you know what FUBAR is?
Categories: NCIS, Canon
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1171 Read Count: 130
AU: Hotch and Haley are still together, Jack is school age. Jack wants to give his Daddy a big fun surprise. ONE-SHOT
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: OC/Hotch
Genre: Family, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1225 Read Count: 61
Reid and Prentiss have a secret method of stress relief... and it's not what you think! Written for the 'All the Colors of the Rainbow Challenge' Sept 2011
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Spencer/Emily
Genre: Friendship, Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1184 Read Count: 91
Written for Leila Grant's Birthday. Morgan and Garcia's wedding causes Jack to question Hotch on weddings, love, and kissing.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1305 Read Count: 266
Sisters, Alice and Bella are worried over their sick father. Bella takes it upon herself to travel through the woods to see Zafrina, the witch. She will be sent on a quest to prove her worthiness to save her father. Along the way, Bella will find herself bargaining favors with ogres (Emmett), elves (Carlisle) and even fairies (Edward)...which one will win her heart? Consider yourself warned that this will be an ADULT fairytale!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Fantasy, Humor, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11895 Read Count: 14750
Geekward and Nerdella...two lost souls who just want love and to be loved. ExB, AH
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Twix's List, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, luv2write finished reads, Bella's Must Reads!, Bella 84's To Be Read List, My favs past present and future , A Nerd Story of Love Series, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 45 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 329079 Read Count: 316458
Sometimes opportunities present themselves & you have to make the most of them. What starts as an innocent camping trip among friends turns into so much more. E/J slash. NC-17 for mature themes. *2nd place winner for Judges & voters choice in the DYAC contest*
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6429 Read Count: 990
She wanted a baby, but didn't exactly go through the conventional way to have one and now she has to deal with the family, including Edward. Written purely for laughs.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34998 Read Count: 69589
Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories I've Already read, Bella's Must Reads!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 19390 Read Count: 2098
When 25yr old Bella realizes that shes the only single one left of her group her friends she decides to go on some blind dates. Come along with her and see what happens when shes about to give up. Written for Cullen Cousin for Fage.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Carlisle
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4520 Read Count: 641
Jack take of his daddy while he's sick.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2002 Read Count: 147
Hotch, Dave and Penelope discuss a job offer over some scotch.
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/JJ
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1947 Read Count: 237
*1955* Edward, a typical American youth of the fabulous fifties being ruled by his hormones, is the new kid in town. Romance/comedy/slight drama - a coming of age story with eventual E/B. AH. OOC. Rated M. EPOV
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories Read by CNYBella, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 79827 Read Count: 14894
When Edward & Bella's son, Nathan, goes missing it turns their lives upside down. This is the journey they take to find him, in the process realizing everything isn't always as it seems. Canon couples, E&B Eventually, NO Cheating
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Finished, G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 152943 Read Count: 29067
The Cullens are about to lose their family business. How far will Edward Cullen go to save it?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, King Arthur/Merlin, Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3903 Read Count: 360
Bella meets a fellow fan fiction writer she encountered online and gets the shock of her life! ExB, AH, AU
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2804 Read Count: 299
After Bella's 18th birthday accident the entire Cullen family leaves Forks leaving behind a devastated Bella.
Four months later, when Bella seems to start healing from her heartbreak she is faced with one Edward Cullen, only he is not the same Edward she has known before.
As he reveals the reasons of his lies and actions Bella has to make a decision that will change her life forever...
New Moon Alternate Universe - canon couples (perhaps a little OOC later on). Rated 'T' but if everything goes according to plan the rating will change in the future *hint hint*
I know the NM AU is a very popular theme, but give it a try it's not your usual NM AU story! And yes, I did just shamelessly promote myself... An author's got to do what an author's got to do.
Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 31557 Read Count: 4532
One morning, Clarence woke up with a tummy ache. Mrs. Marques took him to the vet, not realizing there was a wedding planned at Cullen House that day. Bull calves can get into a lot of trouble when left unsupervised. Some things just shouldn't happen to a cow. AH, o/t from 'Cats and Dogs' for SU4K
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: CATS AND DOGS
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8702 Read Count: 104
Emmett drags Bella along to find the perfect anniversary gift for Rose, only nothing goes as planned. Cannon couples. o/s
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Emmett/Rose
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5381 Read Count: 508
Edward and Bella wake up the next morning realizing that nothing seems to have really changed in the world, except for them. Would they find a way to solve their little problem or are they to stay like that forever? NC-17
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WINNER OF BEST LEMON -TALES FROM THE VOID CONTEST 2012
WINNER OF BEST WTF MOMENT - TALES FROM THE VOID CONTEST 2012
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Nominated for the "Epic Giggle Award" at the Giggle / Snort Awards 2012.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6431 Read Count: 1186
Summary: Bella believes in fated love, fairytales, and Prince Charming. Edward thinks that love is for deluded people and it has no place in his life. Can Bella show him that true love exists, or will he shatter her dreams and turn her into a cynic like him? Sometimes you don't have to be right, sometimes it just has to feel right.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10352 Read Count: 825
Categories: Original Fiction, Humor
Characters: None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 627 Read Count: 58
EPOV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.
Thanks very much once again to Coleen561 for the awesome banner!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Ageise02 To Read 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 57 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 312799 Read Count: 77198
When Emmett's sister drops off his nephew expectantly, what's a guy to do?
My entry in TwiNetwork's January Iron Pen Challenge.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Emmett/None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 842 Read Count: 365
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Summary: After getting roped into attending Comic-Con by his boss, Edward is pleasantly surprised when Isabella is forced to man their company's booth with him. A geeky love story about what happens when you meet your perfect match among lightsabers, Leia and Leonard Nemoy.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6446 Read Count: 1031
What happens when you have one bored vampire who has been stuck in the house because of the sun and a two year old who encourages him to act like a two year old? You get Emmett designing his own summer of fun and sucking everyone into it with him.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward, Emmett/Rose, Jasper/Alice
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 14234 Read Count: 388
Just another day at St. Vladimir's Academy with Dimitri and Rose, supported by Christian's mouth, and just a touch of Lissa and Adrian. One-shot.
Categories: Vampire Academy
Characters: Adrian Ivashkov/Rose Hathaway, Christian Ozera/Rose Hathaway, Dimitri Belikov/Rose Hathaway
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 842 Read Count: 112
My brother, Emmett, saw the Craigslist ad, but I was the one who found the deal of a liftime. A blank DVD case never looked so good, or, after meeting its owner, held so much promise before. AH, ExB.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5070 Read Count: 741
Edward tells Nessie Bella and his story in fairytale form and Nessie gets curious as to where babies come from. O/S
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward, Edward/Nessie (nonsexual)
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 510 Read Count: 6675
Being a Knight of the Round Table is a great honor. But in this story, things are not always what they seem. Join your favorite Twilight characters as they discover lies, truths, deception, betrayals and love all in the court of Camelot. Canon and non-canon couples. Humans and witches, wizards, dragons, immortals, etc. Various POVs.
(Banner above by the amazing Mehek18 for thetwilightawards.com)
Categories: King Arthur/Merlin, Twilight, Crossover, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Alice/Jasper/Edward, Emmett/OC, Jacob/OC, Jasper/OC, King Arthur/Guinevere, Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Action, Drama, Fantasy, Friendship, Historical, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, Romance, Sci-Fi
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Historical Romance, Love and Faith, Supernatural
Series: Finished, Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 56 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 155108 Read Count: 21896
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. "Property Management for Dummies" should've prepared him for this. AH, ExB will update every other day.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 78 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 63833 Read Count: 117809
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 4186 Read Count: 695
Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12410 Read Count: 14263
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments and soul mates.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Themslovebug90's read stories, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 33 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36044 Read Count: 14337
Bella has a love/hate relationship with Edward, the new Finance VP of Cullen Communications. Well, mostly, it's a hate relationship, so when he spills his drink on her dress on the company's Christmas party, she tells him exactly what she thinks of him.
His reaction? He kisses her!
"My finger was still placed firmly in his chest; apparently I was still poking him. "You think you're some kind of God's gift to womankind!" Is that even a word? Oh, who cares! "You walk around like a bloody, er, rooster." Now's definitely not the time to mention that, Bella."
A birthday preset written for shpwhitney.
Sweet, funny, and fluffy. All Human.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15405 Read Count: 13387
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together? All-Human
Thank you to Coleen561 for the beautiful banner!
Virgins & Villains came in first in 3 categories at the Summer 2011 Avant Garde Awards. See banners below.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, I Whitlock's read , Ageise02 To Read 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 86 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 448890 Read Count: 311998
EPOV of Come Closer Chapter 7, Sugar and Spice.
Edward is late to Isabella's dinner because he fed his secretary an appetizer at the office. When he finally arrives, will he be an invited guest or an entree?
OOC, Characters: Edward, Isabella, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3432 Read Count: 1092