Bella has moved back to Forks following a traumatic year. She is placed into temporary foster care with the Cullen's and meets Edward who is also battling his own demons. Life isn't a fairy tale; or maybe it is! Rated M for language AH E&B
This story is on hiatus. I'm sorry to any readers who are waiting for a new chapter, but I really want to concentrate on my other story 'Wrecked with Bella'. I may come back to OUaSN, but I don't want to make any promises I might not keep.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 135285 Read Count: 5141
Bella and Edward have a history - one which Bella wishes she could forget. Edward re-enters her life but is not the boy she once knew. Will Bella be able to keep their relationship strictly professional? Does Edward want it to stay professional? What are they hiding from each other?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 118692 Read Count: 64803
Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what's going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV
Categories: Crackfic, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Carlisle/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 547 Read Count: 700
Bella transfers to the University of Washington her junior year. The incredibly beautiful guy with the coppery-bronze hair is such a jerk when their lives first collide, but they can't ignore the fact that they are drawn to each other. However...Bella has a boyfriend back home and Edward is adamantly unavailable; a horrible experience in his past has made him reluctant to form any attachments or new friendships. But sometimes, when you least expect it, you find something you didn't even know you were looking for; something that will change your life irrevocably and unconditionally.
Lots of humor, tons of romance and occasional angst, featuring a rather nosy and intrusive Emmett, Rose, Jasper and Alice. Add a potential stalker into the mix to stir things up. Top it all off with undeniable sexual tension and eventually some very hottt sexy-times.
A big round of applause for Z-21 and Twi-Holoic for the amazing banners! *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's faves - not updated in 2012
Chapters: 73 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 511972 Read Count: 89146
Bella has always hated her Christmas birthday, but a visit from a sexy santa might just change her mind!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1200 Read Count: 1324
Edward Cullan is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an art grad, in Italy for the summer. Their worlds collide in the most unlikely way. He unlocks what she has hidden for so long - a dark side...
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Family, Fantasy, Friendship, Historical, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Mystery, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Bdsm stories only, Finished, Twilight - Read, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, J's Read and Loved Stories, Stories I've read, Fav BDSM Fics, My favs past present and future , Read
Chapters: 81 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1339257 Read Count: 995704
PostSecret Used: My downstairs neighbor and I have screaming matches to see who’s the loudest during sex, I usually win.
Summary: Edward is a player and rising pornstar who abuses his peen on a daily basis, demanding performance and the utmost behavior from it. Well, now it’s time for the tale to be told.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74658 Read Count: 41532
My entry for the Tea Bagging Twilight: Pineapple Awards. "The Best of the Worst Lemons" Contest. I didn't win :(
Bella, dying to lose her virginiy, asks her buddy, Emmett - a very open homosexual male - for help. Humor, NO romance. Bella/Emmett. BAD LEMON WARNING, but then that's the point. Please enjoy!
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Emmett
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1445 Read Count: 1982
Bella has an irrational fear of the dentist. Will she be able to to find her happy place, or will she run away screaming? Rated NC-17 for smut.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1047 Read Count: 1176
Let me preface this by saying, I have cherished my writing fan fiction. I've loved every chapter, every story, every review, and every fan. It's been a thrilling and fulfilling seventeen months.
All things have to end though. I'll be graduating college in the spring, and by then this final project will be complete. I won't be writing fan fiction anymore, but will be moving on to continue my freelance work that I'm doing, and also writing my own novels. Before I start that though, I want to leave the fan fiction world with a bang.
This final project will be a series of four stories. "Reborn in Twilight," "Broken During The New Moon," "Fighting an Eclipse," and "We Are Breaking Dawn." That's right, I'm rewriting the saga.
Some may consider it a ballsy move, some may see it as stupid. But since my writing fan fiction has been me molding the characters to be my own, what other proper way is there to leave fan fiction, other than rewriting it.
I mean no disrespect by doing so. I enjoyed the saga very much. Still, I think I can do a decent job at making it something different. Not necessarily better, just my own.
There will still be similarities to the saga of course. No character names or couple pairings will change. Only the characters personalities may be different. Something else that I'll do, as I do in all my stories, is make multiple character POV's. I think it helps character development, and makes it a more rounded and complete story.
There will be obvious differences also. The vampires will not be the same type. No sparkling or dazzling here. Parts will be darker, and parts will be funnier. No differences are meant to upset anyone, or offend, it's just the way I write and tell the story.
I hope this will be enjoyed, and I hope I receive the much needed feedback in reviews.
Let's get started.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Rewrite of the Saga
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46952 Read Count: 21127
Banner by the awesomely creative LunarEclipse1
Summary: Halloween night? A full moon? With Billy Black volunteering his babysitting services, what could possibly happen? Find out in A Fanging Howl-O-Ween to Remember.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Paul, Jacob/OC
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12224 Read Count: 1867
A collection of short stories, o/s's and other very short dark graphic tales that come from dreams, ephipanies, and plot bunnies. These are the tales from the very bottom of our imaginations. They are ours and ours alone.
Story I:
Fourty Nine. : Chapter 1-5: {Story Intermission} 10-11 {Story Intermission}
Follow a young man on a short journey with the love of his life. All is not what it seems, and for every action accounted for, there is a reaction. Even if it takes years to come back,all Karma will eventually show up. Be careful what you say and how you treat people. You never know who's counting...
Intermission-
Story- II
A Heavy Load: Retold Ghost tale. Chapters 6-9
One non believer, one dare, one horror filled night, and one entity set on being freed. How do you kill what is already dead?
Story-III
Mary Had A Little Lamb. Chapter 12.
She followed her to school one day, school one day, school one day, this was against the rules..."
Parental Advisery is advised. If you aren't old enough to buy cigarettes you aren't old enough to read this .
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Horror, Humor, Mystery, One-Shot, Poetry, Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6843 Read Count: 4317
Edward's life is changed when he and his family move to the small town of Forks, Washington. Being a teacher as a vampire proves to be a bit more difficult than he'd once imagined. Join Edward and the gang as they move to this new town and meet the chief of police's lovely daughter that will forever affect their lives.
Disclaimer: I Do not own Twilight or it's Characters.
Beta'ed by RAH70890
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 107008 Read Count: 67249
Bella has a problem...she's just a tad bit distracted at work. Who knew facial hair could drive you crazy? Quickie One-shot that I planned to continue, but it never got any reviews. If it gets some interest, I will continue it. :)
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 490 Read Count: 1300
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My most popular entry in the Quickie Contest. Edward and Jasper are playing a friendly game of Star Wars...In the Dark. Rated M. Contains Slash.
Now Continued! Not really a full story, but episodic glimpses into the kinky hobbies of all your favorite Twilight characters. Updated at random.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 635 Read Count: 1120
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him. There's absolutely no way this plan can backfire. AH, EPOV
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, I Whitlock's read , Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, Kit's Must Reads!
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64211 Read Count: 36644
Only 25 days remained until Bella would take my name and belong to me forever. Somehow, she was changing me. Somehow, I didn’t hate myself so much anymore. I was beginning to be able to accept what I was. Dealing with some other individuals was not becoming easier, however. Maybe it was just angst. I was having a hard time controlling my irritation these days. Watch out for Dads with guns and vamps with cameras. They'll be the death of you.
Updated version of UE with additional scenes and details.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 78864 Read Count: 8820
Jason Stackhouse attracts more than just the ladies.
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Jason/Other Character or None
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26268 Read Count: 1505
Disarmed by a woman as crude and brash as himself, Emmett experiences a truly electrifying connection with the striking Rosalie Hale. Beauty is only skin deep and beneath the tough surface is a person of a depth he never expected.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Emmett/Rose
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36126 Read Count: 866
At such a young age, Spike is the hottest actor around. A visit to a high school changes everything when he finally comes across the one girl he's been searching for, but she's not exactly what he expected.
Categories: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, All Human
Characters: Spike/Buffy
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 24381 Read Count: 2558
Banner by the lovely Madam Akyria
Five years following the events in New Moon, the Cullens are living in New Hampshire and Edward is finally getting married. During a wild night out on the town, some of the Cullens run into a happy, more confident Bella.
Jasper/Bella Pairing. Humor/Romance. AU/OOC.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 63 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 532667 Read Count: 144541
There's a new family in town but how does that relate to Bella and her tight circle of friends? Will they all get along and play nice? Will fate and destiny work in their favor?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 42071 Read Count: 7178
Rosalie meets a man at a bar, he is the most sensitive man shes ever met. How will her night end?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Emmett/Rose
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1807 Read Count: 96
This story follows the “All American Life” of Bella Swan. From birth to giving birth to her own child. A purely fluff piece.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward, Charlie/Renee
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4343 Read Count: 859
(Banner by DivineInspiration)
Edward hates his job, coworkers, and just about everyone else - except for Bella Swan. She's the new girl in the HR department, and according to him, out of his league. A repair call puts him in the proximity of his dream girl. Will things heat up or does Edward prove that he's nothing more than a computer geek?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9660 Read Count: 929
Categories: Dr. Who
Characters: Rose Tyler/The Doctor
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 881 Read Count: 88
"So, I stared at her and I laughed because I was crazy for loving her, but that was the only thing that ever made sense to me."
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2825 Read Count: 768
This is just your basic New York City love story. Crappy apartments, menial jobs, and low standards place Bella Swan in the pathway of love. Rated M. Canon couples with my usual OOC cast. AH. eventually E/B
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, G8or Favor8s Read, Stories Read by CNYBella, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 71053 Read Count: 26605
Set a few months after Edward left Bella in New Moon. One Cullen remained behind in the hope of winning his true love. There lots of hot loving.
Nominated in 4 categories for the Everything's Bigger In Texas Awards.
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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7526 Read Count: 803
Little Jacob and little Bella get into trouble. Many years later, their son does the same. Future take from Dealing with the Kangaroo.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jacob
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Inside The Pocket
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1600 Read Count: 134
Edward & Bella are BFA's in an acting program about to start work on their new show when they get the shock of their careers, they're both cast in roles that are the opposite sex. But through all the drama surrounding the show Edward and Bella find each other.
This fic is dedicated to randommama, for buying any fic from me in the Fandom Auction in 2010. Thank you for being so generous and letting me write whatever I wanted. Re-added this note, since it somehow got deleted.
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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 27705 Read Count: 2309
Edward is a geeky comic book writer who has been secretly in love with his over-protective best friend Bella for years. He's too shy to admit his feelings, so he secretly starts writing a comic book inspired by Bella called 'Solar Eclipse.'
After an embarrassing incident, Edward is forced to reveal his love for Bella to his friends. While Bella spends the summer before senior year with her mother, Edward, at the behest of Alice and Rosalie, goes through an extreme makeover.
Will Edward learn that unlike beauty, geeky isn't skin deep, it's the core of who he is? Will Bella finally see the love that has been in front of her for the last 8 years of her life.
Story is AU-Human and B/E (Jacob is only involved in flashbacks.) Themes are Romance/Humor/Awkwardness
Story is rated NC-17 for language, future lemons, and depictions of teen bullying. Story will alternate from EPOV to BPOV
Banner by ViiolentDelight, Evenstar, and Blinkie by Rason
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 72778 Read Count: 23874
Ingredients: The Lion King movie theme song, Emmett, Jasper, Edward, a bunch of kids, the rest of the Cullen clan and Charlie Swan.
The Result: A unique Thanksgiving and Disney's 'Hakuna Matata' as you've never seen it before!
It's not a song fic. Or at least I don't think it is...
Enjoy!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2390 Read Count: 226
A Locket, A Picture, A Dream.. What if someone you thought didn't exist came into your life when you had given up? B and E are 2 college kids in LA who meet and feel like they've always known each other, is it more than just a feeling? Fluff/Humor/Lemons
Banner by Mehek18
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 150715 Read Count: 25531
When thirteen year old Edward Cullen met sixteen year old Isabella Swan she became his "Older-Woman-Secret-Crush." Over the next ten years their lives drifted apart only to have Fate bring them back together again and again. Now at ages 26 and 23 they are reunited in Forks. Bella is preparing to marry the wrong man...in Edward's eyes. Bella is headed to the altar, and Edward is running out of time... Can he convince her that there is another choice? Maybe Fate will intervene just one more time.
Told through flashbacks from both BPOV and EPOV. Lemons later because it would just be sooooo inapropriate at their beginning! Humor, romance, angst and suspense...because I love it all!
Lovely banner by the even lovelier Coleen561!
Thank you to Twi-Ho...Twi-Holoic for the awesome banner below!
Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 65635 Read Count: 3514
Following a lead from Giles, Buffy Summers investigates a local Louisiana bar that caters to vampires and humans. There's never a dull moment when drinking is involved, and the Slayer finds herself pouring her heart out to a certain telepath.
Categories: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie, Spike/Buffy
Genre: Drama, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TB
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2132 Read Count: 314
Banner by the talented RachelxMichelle.
Crazy happenings are afoot in the vampire world. Bella breaks up with Edward and everyone around her starts going nuts. Read about the craziness surrounding Bella and how she finally finds her mate.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Caius
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6903 Read Count: 2371
After a night out with friends, Bella wakes up with a raging case of WTF did I do last night? Might as well blame it on the alcohol because really, what else can you blame your stupidity on? O/S
Banner by the awesomely talented vajanet
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3364 Read Count: 923
Outtakes, pasttakes, futuretakes and other's points of view for my story "Love & Secrets". Rated M for language and possible naughty, steamy and luscious lemons!
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Jacob, Edward/Carlisle (Slash)
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance, Slash, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11698 Read Count: 597
Edward distracts Bella from thinking about sex on their honeymoon. Rated "T" to be safe. Stephenie Meyer owns everything but the plot. Please review and tell me what you think.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 314 Read Count: 129
Bella finds the perfect man in Edward; what's not to love in a sexy, cultured, successful, rich doctor? Well, the fact that he is somewhat clinical in every aspect of relating!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1491 Read Count: 1568
Edward, a lonely executive on a business trip in Japan, is encouraged to loosen up and enjoy the city. Will he find a cure for the monotony in an uninhibited punk he meets in a Karaoke bar?
E/B AH Explicit Lemon/Drinking/Language
A O/S for Fandom Gives Back Autism Awareness
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6827 Read Count: 1632
“He left me! Am I really just a pet?” was the only thing Bella could think of as she watched her true love leap out his bedroom window. Will she ever be the same again? Will Edward return, when? How can he be so close yet unreachable? Not even a pack of wolves or a coven of vampires can answer that question but they will sure try.
Sequel to daybreak, read it first.
Set during summer of 2006.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Daybreak Saga
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 92118 Read Count: 11116
It's basically a retelling of Twilight, with a few twists. Edward isn't the only one who can hear thoughts. Bella can also, but like Edward there is that one exception...him. What happens when she learns their secret? And what happens when the Cullen's find out that she already knows? Written from Bellla's point of view. A bit OOC
Set during early 2006. This is book 1, read it first.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Daybreak Saga
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 89315 Read Count: 19989
Starring Edward as Wile E Coyote, Bella as Bugs, and Charlie as Elmer Fudd. Using material from 'Operation:Rabbit' 1952. Why? Cos I'm feeling weird without my coffee.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 861 Read Count: 52
Edward lives in the world of beautiful people as a modeling agent, but a brief encounter at a poetry slam has him thinking about a real woman. Will his poetry skills be enough to win her? FGB piece for azucena, M for plenty of reasons.
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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Poetry, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10598 Read Count: 1186
This is what happens when you watch TV commercials, you end up in Seattle at the St. Patrick's Day parade. Are the Cullen's and Swan's Irish? Find out in this fluffy humor filled one shot.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward, Emmett/Rose
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4803 Read Count: 112
FAGE 2 entry written for Aurelle. Life is full of twists and turns, of things happening when you least expect them to. She met him at the drive-in...he wasn't what she expected. Rated M for mature themes, etc. E/B, A/J.
After participating in FAGE and the subsequent awards, Sunshine and Shag Carpets won: 2nd place for Best Lemon, 2nd place for Best LOL Moment, 2nd place for Best Use of Canon, 3rd place for Best Twilight Story, 2nd place for Best Multi-Chapter, and 3rd place for Best Secondary Character.
As well as these awards, the banner below (which I made), won 3rd place as a Most Creative Banner. A banner I made for Rose Masen Cullen's Forbidden to Remember, Terrified to Forget placed 1st in both Most Creative and Most Fitting banner. Both my banners for QuantumFizzx's entry Death Everlasting, and GLee68's entry Metronome, won 3rd place for Most Fitting Banner.
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"Well why don't you just hop in the van," he replies, "it's a secret."
I stand back when Edward unhitches himself from door, eyeing the van uncertainly; the ridiculous depiction on the side and the overall make, the two surfboards stacked on top, the tiny, tacky hula girl stuck to the dashboard.
"Seriously, Edward?" I grumble, "The thing has shag carpet. Shag carpet. It's like – circa nineteen-sixty...talk about hippie."
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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14194 Read Count: 2858
Thanks to FrozenSoldier for making this amazing banner
After breaking up with his girlfriend, the last thing Edward expects to find at his brother's St. Patrick's Day party is someone new. What happens when you meet the right person at supposedly the wrong time?
Categories: All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6568 Read Count: 1173
Store clerk Edward deals with his boss, a flirtatious girlfriend, and some interesting customers during his shift at the local adult toy shop.
**2nd Place Overall Winner in the Pick Your Own Adventure contest!**
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward, Carlisle/Esme
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2727 Read Count: 730
Sister Swan is disappointed when she is forced to confiscate marijuana from her favorite student. What happens when she goes to Father Cullen to ask for his mercy? Priestward/Nunella Lemon/Drug Use. Entry for the High Times Contest
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8946 Read Count: 3758
What happens when Edward and his date are caught at Make Out Point by Chief Swan? How will Chief Swan feel when it's his child in the car with Edward? Read and find out.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Emmett (slash)
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2926 Read Count: 1629
A Buffy the Vampire Slayer/True Blood crossover.
Buffy and Spike come across two unique vampires searching for a missing telepath.
Categories: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Alternate Universe, Crossover
Characters: Eric/Sookie, Spike/Buffy
Genre: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TB, Lady Luciole's Favorites E
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 13916 Read Count: 4073
Bella is a bestselling author who lives in seclusion. Edward is a has-been actor with no penny on his name. When Bella picked up a homeless Edward on the beach, she is determined to get him back into acting. Edward is doing his best not to get into Bella's pants... and also help her get out of her shell.
All things Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. The rest of the story belongs to me.
Thanks, TKegl for the awesome banner!
Thank you, SoapyMayhem for this awesome banner!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 67093 Read Count: 19867
One night over the phone Rose and Alice make fun of a ridiculous Kay Jeweler commercial. One shot. Pure comedic relief. Nathan Fillion/Castle/Firefly and Dancing with the Stars references. Rated M for language.
Categories: Crackfic, Twilight, All Human, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/None, Rose/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 965 Read Count: 90
By Anthony, The Funny Husband of jmolly.Beta'd, sort of co-written,and approved by jmolly, who thinks her husband's take on Charlie is hilarious, by the way, even if she doesn't think Charlie would have squicky thoughts about Edward like that.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Charlie/None
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: MR JMOLLY
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 5894 Read Count: 106
Bella Swan lives a dull life, but when a trip to the emergency room brings her to the Cullens, everything changes. Things are not all roses and sunshine though, there are attacks on women at the local campus of UW and it's got everyone worried. Everyone needs chances, but what happens when someone chooses the wrong one...?
(AU-AH, OOC for Bella's vocabulary)
Rated NC-17 for language, mature sexual content, and violence.
On temporary hiatus, 12/19/11
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 100701 Read Count: 5338
Sookie wants to add some excitement to her relationship with Eric, so she suggests a game of roleplay, using a certain vampire and Slayer as inspiration.
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Alternate Universe
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1380 Read Count: 306
Ein Moment der Leidenschaft führt zu einem Albtraum für E&B. A&J nicht hilfsbereit. BD. Tribut zu Stephanie Meyer und Summit.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1222 Read Count: 44
Best selling author Edward Cullen gets roped into being on The Bachelor. He feels a connection with a reluctant bachelorette on the first night, but what are the odds it will sustain itself until the final rose ceremony? (Pick a Pic Entry) M, AH. Fabulous banner that was the inspiration by Belindella.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, To Read (Geddy)
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16818 Read Count: 1419
Twice burned, three times as heartbroken. Bella left Forks and returned to Phoenix to start again. Jasper walks into a bar to find a familiar face. He can't believe his eyes, but he likes what they see. Ditto Bella.
*The author's screen name is new, the story remains the same.*
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Drama, Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136762 Read Count: 21778
Alice and Bella are on the trip of a lifetime, spending Halloween in one of the most haunted cities in the world brings scares, laughs and much more than either of them ever expected.
One shot.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward, Jasper/Alice
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11955 Read Count: 1594
Summary: He believes he is a modern day Prince Charming, and that true love exists. If you can find the right pair of feet…..
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Emmett/Rose
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3614 Read Count: 324
New banner by Julie C.
Eighteen year old Bella Swan has moved to the small Western town of Spoons Valley to meet up with her older brother, Emmet, after their parents' deaths. She always figured that the Wild West that she read about would be like the descriptions in Harper's Weekly, but she didn't realize just how wild and dangerous things would get once she arrived.
AH. Canon Couples.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Historical, Humor, Mystery, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Ageise02 Current Reads, Finished, Kuu Faves, My Favorite Stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 90 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 131753 Read Count: 282980
Emmett and Rosalie Cullen exchange a leery look. Newly-weds Bella and Edward are up to something. Whether that something is fit for discussion in polite company is questionable. There are times when it's better not to know.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward, Emmett/Rose
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 55611 Read Count: 873
Bella needs some cheering up when Edward is gone so Emmett comes up with an idea………. That involves ... spoons?????
WARNING!!!! any brain damage caused by reading this story is irriverisble.... you have been warned
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/None, Emmett/None
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 330 Read Count: 104
Edward is gone and Charlie is worried. Hoping to snap Bella out of her slump he organises a trip to the middle of nowhere.
Unfortunately for both of them a certain family of vampires has had the same idea.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14297 Read Count: 5724
"You are a Grey Warden first and foremost and must do whatever it takes to ensure the safety of our world. Your personal attachments and prejudices have no bearing here." F-Cousland/Alistair Language/Lemons/Violence You have been warned.
Categories: Dragon Age
Characters: Cousland/Alistair
Genre: Action, Drama, Fantasy, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 79137 Read Count: 1064
Harry and Draco's once vigorous sex life has fallen victim to the never ending demands of their busy social calendar. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash, EWE, PWP. A birthday fic for ArcadianMaggie.
Categories: Harry Potter, After Hogwarts
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2428 Read Count: 76
Edward has more than his fair share of mishaps on moving day. Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash, AH, E/J. Written for coolbreeeze's birthday.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4076 Read Count: 232
Auror Potter has a bit of an obsession and Draco is in an interesting line of work. What happens when Harry receives an emergency assignment at Malfoy Manor? Rated M for explicit sexual content. Slash. AU, EWE. Written for TuesdayMidnight's birthday.
Categories: Harry Potter, After Hogwarts
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Mystery, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7967 Read Count: 53
Entry for TLFN Contest. Bella stopped fantasizing and acted on her crush. However, it was a bit of a catastrophe. Was she victim of a cruel joke? Is this a poor summary? Find out. M for language, grapefruits, facepalms, and stupid texts. E/B, AU/AH
Banner by Kassiah (inside chapter 1)!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5707 Read Count: 619
AU/AH Esme has the hots for her son Jasper's coach, but she thinks she's too old for him. Odds are she's wrong. Jasper's birthday pool party might provide the occasion for them both to come clean. Written for the Support Stacie Auction.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Emmett/OC
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8322 Read Count: 221
Town rebel Edward returns to Forks after being forced to leave. Bella is a newcomer, tending bar at the local pool hall, who desires wealthy men. She has her reasons. Can Edward refute her materialistic views and win her affection? OOC/AH Lang. Lemons
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Horror, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50065 Read Count: 9911
Morgan and the guys try to get revenge on the ladies for their bet at cards. Who will win, and what are the stakes? This is the sequel to The Bet. M/G, H/P, JJ/Rossi, Reid/Austin
Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Derek/Garcia, Hotch/Emily, OC/Spencer, Rossi/JJ
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17465 Read Count: 3753
Feeling unsure about her wedding night, Bella Swan seeks out world reknowned sex therapist and hands on instructor Dr. Edward Cullen. Things start to change during the course of their sessions, leaving them both unsettled. OOC/AH/LANGUAGE/LEMONS
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 18511 Read Count: 10088
**Judges' Choice Winner for the Blue-Collarward Contest** Edward is a janitor at Swan Publishing. Bella is the owner and CEO. Can Bella get past the fact Edward is stuck in a blue-collar job?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7088 Read Count: 495
Edward is beautiful, of that there is no doubt. His beauty has opened so many doors for him, but it has closed just as many others.
Has the door slammed shut on what he truly wants?
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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7162 Read Count: 475
Companion story to "It Happened One Weekend", only told entirely from Edwards point of view.
Edward Cullen is the new kid in town with a troubled past and stuck up parents. Bella Swan is the neglected daughter of the towns Chief of Police, who is used and abused by her older sister, Rosalie. In one weekend can Edward and Bella right all the wrongs in each others lives?
Language, lemons and lots of humor...all human and all the usual suspects!
Once again, I am taking a chance by publishing this as a completed story. Please make sure and review! They make my day and inspire me!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 15 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 57688 Read Count: 4178
Bella needs to sober up before going home. A late night stop at Denny's provides her with more than breakfast, thanks to an old crush. E/B
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6529 Read Count: 444
(SVM) I Write The Songs Entry: Eric goes on a trip to Cancún with the
boys, but he meets a señorita who makes him want to stay. What happens when
it's time to head back to Atlanta?
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6383 Read Count: 114
O/S- for the Blue-Collarward Contest
2nd Place winner of the popular vote.
Edward is a tow truck driver with control issues. Bella is his new secretary, determined to get him to mix business with pleasure.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3865 Read Count: 341
A tragic accident leaves Emmett with no choice. Guilt, abandonment and some crazy moments lead to an unlikely affair! LEMONS AND LANGUAGE ARE ADULT!
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Emmett
Genre: Action, Drama, Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39994 Read Count: 4056
Edward isn't happy with the attention Jacob has been giving her so he shows her how she's his on a small boat on the middle of a lake. (this oneshot was written as a laugh and had no betaing or anything... but people seem to read it alot on ff.net for some wierd reason lmao)
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2135 Read Count: 493
Edward and Bella have been stepsiblings since they were ten, but how long has Edward felt something different for his Sort-of Sister? EPOV of fanfiction MY Other Brother
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 6658 Read Count: 3853
When you are the most unique person in the world, what is your life like? This is a look into Renesmee’s life as a teenager. She tries to be a normal teen, but her uniqueness keeps getting in the way. Renesmee’s POV.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Renesmee/Jacob
Genre: Humor, Romance, Young Adult
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 41546 Read Count: 3846
Emmett dares Bella to go on a date with Mike.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1698 Read Count: 218
A game played on Fanficaholics Anon. I let my readers decide where
this went. This is the completed version. Bella and whoever the readers chose.
Kind of *Smiles*
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7469 Read Count: 153
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"Boop! Bella's preggers!" Emmett said. "And guess whose the father?" Rosalie continued. "Edward Cullen!" Alice yelled. How could this day get any worse? Edward Cullen stalked toward us a harsh glare on his face.
Edward Cullen and Isabella Swan absolutely hate eachother. What will happen in this comedy? Can love find a way? What happens when the worst tears everything apart? Love is stronger than hate my friends but can it pull through the worst of life?
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 52328 Read Count: 15446
A horny Viking who is lonely in his apartment. Sequel to Keeping promises. And well I guess the name says it all.
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Erotica, Fantasy, Humor
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4713 Read Count: 3687
What happens in twitter does not stay in twitter. Eric, Sookie, Pam, Jessica, Laffy, Beelh, Sam, Jason, Tara
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 890 Read Count: 243
What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio. My entry for the Broken Record Holiday Contest.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Charlie/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: For the Love of Charlie
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3798 Read Count: 684
"Unforeseen Events" gone wrong: "Your funeral, Mr. Arrogant. Go ahead, then. I'll just say 'I told you so' later." Little did I imagine that the things Alice Saw would make so much trouble. See, it was always her fault. I swear.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9645 Read Count: 226