Date: 10 Dec 2023 3:08 PM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 2:55 PM Title: Chapter 22 - Crap-a-la-Renee
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 2:43 PM Title: Chapter 21 - Ba-motherfucking-humbug!
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 2:29 PM Title: Chapter 20 - What the hell just happened?
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 2:14 PM Title: Chapter 19 - Remember this day
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 2:03 PM Title: Chapter 18 - Seven Weeks
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 1:49 PM Title: Chapter 17 - The only place I want to be
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 1:36 PM Title: Chapter 16 Peter Pan, Tinker bell & Raining Men
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 1:21 PM Title: Chapter 15 - Words I couldn't say
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 1:21 PM Title: Chapter 15 - Words I couldn't say
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Date: 10 Dec 2023 12:38 AM Title: Chapter 14 - Baldock Vs. Barnet
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 10:17 PM Title: Chapter 13 - What would you wish for?
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 9:58 PM Title: Chapter 12 - Fuck It All
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 9:38 PM Title: Chapter 11 - Happy Birthday, Sandra Dee
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 9:15 PM Title: Chapter 10 - Just Give Me Six Months
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 6:14 PM Title: Chapter 9 - Off With her Head
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 5:18 PM Title: Chapter 8 - Motherfucking London Eye
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 4:37 PM Title: Chapter 7 - Can You Keep A Secret?
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 4:10 PM Title: Chapter 6 - The Assblaster 2000
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 3:51 PM Title: Chapter 5 - Nothing Like A Bit of Bang Bang
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 3:31 PM Title: Chapter 4 - Motherforker
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 3:11 PM Title: Chapter 3 - F**k You Very Much
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 2:54 PM Title: Chapter 2 - Death By Blushing
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Date: 09 Dec 2023 2:36 PM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
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Date: 16 Oct 2016 3:43 AM Title: Chapter 8 - Motherfucking London Eye
So fist Emmet and Alicia are twin now Emmets birthday all alone in October ? Confuse here
[Report This]Date: 13 Feb 2016 8:52 PM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
loved this story but was sad to see you never finished the dequel so am not going to bother starting it
[Report This]Date: 11 Feb 2016 12:31 PM Title: Chapter 4 - Motherforker
great
[Report This]Date: 11 Feb 2016 11:02 AM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
good start
Date: 27 Feb 2015 7:26 PM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
I loved this story!!!! How romantic that he gave up everything for love!!
[Report This]Date: 26 Feb 2015 1:59 AM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
Thank you for a fantastic story. I look forward to reading your sequel to this story. I loved your concept for retelling of a 'Cinderella' story. Absolutely loved your Edward and Bella was a refreshing change from her usual portrayal.
Date: 25 Feb 2015 2:54 AM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
Wow!! I just found this story due to it being rec'd. Sex with the Princec was hot and I can't wait for next time. And damn, daddy dear is a dick.
[Report This]Date: 23 Sep 2014 9:09 PM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
brilliant story ;) i can't wait to read the sequel ;D
[Report This]Date: 25 Mar 2014 11:08 AM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
Wow! I couldn't put this story down!! It was fantastic. And a few times I laughed so hard I think I freaked some people out with. Imagine a lady reading something on her phone waiting to pick up her kids from school and an almighty laugh comes bursting from her mouth....yeah that was me =/.
You're a great writer and I'm now gonna start on you sequel. ..hope you update regularly =)
Date: 18 Apr 2013 3:32 AM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
OMG I NEED TO READ THE SEQUEL. i really enjoyed this story and the language in no way offended me ;)
Date: 04 Jan 2013 7:21 AM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
Great story. Loved the combo of a good story line with excellently detailed lemons and a bit of comedy - you made me laugh so hard three times I was crying! Can't wait to read more of your writing.
Date: 03 Jan 2013 2:01 PM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
I just read the entire story in one go - and I love it! I really enjoyed the constantly cussing Bella (which is quite a refresher compared to all the other soft-spoken fragile Bellas around fanfic) and although Edward eventually abdicating the throne was quite predictable, I have to admit that it is very romantic and has me in a pile of goo. Great job!
[Report This]Date: 01 Nov 2012 7:16 AM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
I loved your story and while reading it I was worried they were not end together, you did a wonderful job. Are you ever gona gives a future take where he is working maybe as a music teacher or with kids, and I would love his parents to visit him.
[Report This]Date: 15 Jun 2012 7:36 AM Title: Chapter 6 - The Assblaster 2000
Holy shiz that was hilarious! Assblasters and crotch butter smiles make everything better. I'm probably going to wake the kids from laughing so hard, but so worth it! Thx
Annie B
Date: 13 Jun 2012 6:12 AM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
Wondered how you were going to get these 2 together finally! I kept wondering if the press would find out about Bella and was curious to see just how Windsor Castle was going to handle that whole situation. You convincingly sidestepped that whole mine field. Looking forward to the sequel now that 'normal' life is to become the norm. Hope you bring back some of the royalty though - as that's a fun, complicated world for Bella to be dropped into. You had just enough in this story to keep in fresh - I hope you don't loose that in the next one. Looking forward to it!
Date: 09 Jun 2012 11:52 PM Title: Chapter 3 - F**k You Very Much
It is sad to think he is not allowed to find who he wants to be with. Who wants to spend their life with some that is shoved down their throat.
I loved how the girts reacted to seeing Edward at their door. Great job...thanks!!!
Date: 09 Jun 2012 2:46 PM Title: Chapter 2 - Death By Blushing
Here is my favorite part...
Then who in God's name was it? Unless you spent the night with one of the motherfucking Princes, this conversation is pissing me off," Rose muttered. Patience was definitely not her thing.
Silence.
More silence.
Really God damn uncomfortable silence.
"NO FUCKING WAY!" She shrieked and whipped her head back and forth between Jessica and I again.
...the silence just cracked me up! Great job...thanks!!!
Date: 09 Jun 2012 2:21 PM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
Very interesting. I can't wait to see how this plays out. Thanks!!!
[Report This]Date: 05 Jun 2012 6:22 AM Title: Chapter 23 - I Always Hated Twilight
Absolutely loved it! I was a bit worried there for a moment about a HEA but thankfully I worried needlessly. Really looking forward for the sequel, in fact going to see if I can find it on ff now.
Date: 05 Jun 2012 6:15 AM Title: Chapter 22 - Crap-a-la-Renee
"Jesus, Bella. You were supposed to go there and sight see. Not bring down the goddamn British Monarchy."
Best line EVER!! Sorry, but the sequel should be Edward getting at least what is due to him...he put up with the Grand Bitch's shit for 26 years!!! Even Wallis got a titleout of the mess!
Date: 04 Jun 2012 11:57 PM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
liked it very much love Prince Edward please please write more!
Date: 04 Jun 2012 10:11 PM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
This is a great first chapter, I can't believe so much happened in it. And I now know what the Royal Staff is [haha] - Thanks
Date: 04 Jun 2012 9:28 PM Title: Chapter 1 - A Night With The Royal Staff
Hi there! Thanks for the review...again lol! Good to hear from you!
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2012 4:22 PM Title: Chapter 4 - Motherforker
Oh ello again!
So I've already read this on FF but I'll read it again, cos its friggin awesome;)