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I am a 40-something mother of 2 boys and I love evrything Twilight. I try to update as I can but with two kids it can be difficult. I have stories here, FFN and AO3 so you can find me at any of those sites. I love reading as much as I do writing and I look forward to your feedback...
Bella has grown from an orphaned sixteen year old raised by her older brother Emmett and his friends affectionately known as ‘her boys’, to an up and coming first year medical intern. When a day in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Eventual Canon pairings. Rated 'NC-17' for strong language, lemons.
Newest fanmade banner that I thought was cool and had to add by Twilighted's ebonyy:
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Fics to Read, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Finished, Love to drive's Stories to read, Twilight - Read, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Completed Stories, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future , mamih's favorites, TBR
Chapters: 60 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 413119 Read Count: 752679
Date: 05 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 60: Epilogue: Fifteen Years Later
Fantastic Story!!! Loved every minute of it...
Author's Response:
Thank you. I'm so glad you enjoyed it. Don't forget to check out the outtakes. Bella's summer Knights
Date: 02 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 28: The Angel's Kiss
Holy shit that was intense...but I loved it!!!!
Suddenly I realized the family had it wrong. I had it wrong. Jasper was not attacking me and Edward was not protecting me. AU OOC Rated NC-17 to be safe
My first story - This story was originally posted on FanFiction.net and is being reposted here due to the amount of fic's being deleted there. 5167 reviews and counting. Winner of two 'Everything's Bigger in Texas Award
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, My favs past present and future , Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 200830 Read Count: 184857
Bella is found six years after she was kidnapped. Can her friends and family save her from the pain? DEALS WITH DARK SUBJUCT MATTER AND GRAPHIC ABUSE. NC-17 for language, violence, and just about everything esle you can imagine. Read with caution.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, butterflybetty stories to read , I Whitlock's read , G8or Favor8s Read, My Favorite Stories, Brooklyn - to read, to read
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 114196 Read Count: 134974
Date: 13 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Wow...that's all I can say. To read Cat's POV, that kinda pissed me off. A loose cannon. I really hope Jasper and Rosalie tell her off if she tries to keep them away...
Author's Response:
Thank you:)
Date: 14 Mar 2011 Title: Chapter 50: Epilogue
What an incredible story. I don't know what you do in your life, career whatever but you have an amazing way with words. Reading this was almost as if reading a self help story or a public speaker talking of her own experience. I hope that is not the fact, but if it is I think you have found a wonderful outlet. Again truly amazing...
Author's Response:
Thank you:) I am actually just a stay at home mom:)
Picks up at the end of Eclipse, where Bella is kissing Jacob and instead of discovering some love for him, she finds him just a friend. This is my version of Breaking Dawn, wherein sacrifices have to be made for eternity with the one you love.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Bella's Must Reads!, Gelesen
Chapters: 52 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 271871 Read Count: 43040
Date: 20 Jan 2016 Title: Chapter 52: Chapter 38 Outtake New York City
I LOVED this. From start to finish I was involved. I even cried when Bella saw Charlie and gave him back his 'mind'. Thank you for the wonderful story. I really enjoyed the difference of her power. Loved it...great job.
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When Bella was three, she was found abandonned outside of a hospital in LA. She was placed with Carlisle, Esme, and their twin boys, Emmett and Jasper. What happens when they move to Forks? NC-17&AH Cannon pairing.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, I Whitlock's read , Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, My favs past present and future , to read
Chapters: 60 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 186533 Read Count: 268792
Date: 07 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 45
I am so glad that you are posting this over here. I am reading and postin gmyselff on this site until all of the madness dies down...
Great chapter, thanks for the update. I am glad that the characters started talking again..
Bella Swan, Senior Intelligence Analyst with the CIA has uncovered a plot to blow up the capitol, but there's a traitor in CIA HQ and they have their eyes on her. In order to protect the country she loves, she has to risk losing everything.
AH/Some OOC behaviour. Heartfail Warning. Character Death.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 131170 Read Count: 36690
Date: 23 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 35: Epilogue
I really wasn't expecting you to kill them off. At least they died together and they saved all the people. I like how you brought Charlie and the Cullen's together as a familial unit. Great story...
Bella, Rosalie, Alice and Esme are BFFs. While they're out camping together, they become the prey of unscrupulous hunters. A tale for adults with highly explicit sexual content. Rated M for all the things you can imagine, and maybe some you can't. Canon pairings.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 30882 Read Count: 17464
Date: 10 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Last chapter
Awesome job! I thoroughly enjoyed it.
Author's Response:
Thanks. I'm happy to see that people are still reading this story :0)
I was a normal girl, living a normal life. Never did I expect to thrust into a world where the supernatural ruled. Vampires, Demons, Werewolves and Witches? ExB, AU
Thank you, Sephrenia for the beautiful banner!!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance, Supernatural
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Bella 84's To Be Read List, Stories I've read, Tufano79 Stories
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 136619 Read Count: 80672
Date: 15 Sep 2017 Title: Chapter 24: Epilogue
This was pretty cool. I liked how Bella's powers grew with the help of everyone else. Aro's demise at the hands of Marcus was perfect. Good job!
Alice has had a vision that the new girl at Forks High will change the Cullens' lives. But Rosalie's sharp eyes catch evidence of abuse on Bella Swan, and she vows to find out just what's going on with the quiet girl. Eventually she and Edward hatch a plan to keep Bella safe, which might endanger the close-knit ties of the Cullen family. Possessive Edward and Big Sister Rosalie. Banner by the amazing JavaMasta!
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: I Whitlock's read , Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Can't wait for an update, My Favorite Stories, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 319577 Read Count: 124856
Date: 12 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40
Great update. Why do I get the feeling though that Charlie is about to bring down a world of shit? Can't wait for the next one...
Date: 28 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39
I hope they throee the book at them too. Hard! Really hard, maybe cause a brain hemmorage or something!!! Love it, thanks. You know if you want to bust another one out...say...in the morning or even tonight, I wouldn't be opposed to it! LOL!
Author's Response:
Lol! I know what happens to Renee and Frank, but I keep changing my mind about Charlie. Something, though. I'm vindictive that way. ;-) Thanks for the review!
Date: 05 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
Well I hope Edward isn't too pissed that she ran off or that she is reading Carlisle's diaries. I really hope that Heidi can put a stop to Charlies nonsense either that or let Jasper and Emmett eat him...LOL! Great job. Can't wait for the next update...
Author's Response:
Thanks once again for a sweet review! Lol @ letting Jasper and Emmett eat Charlie! IDK what's going to happen to Charlie yet, but Bella's attacker is def. going to die. :)
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38
Great chapter. I'm surprised at Renee showing up. I didn't think that she cared enough to make that effort. Can't wait to read what Charlie has to say for himself. Especially since Bella had saved his voicemail messages.
Author's Response:
Thanks! Edward will be able to explain Renee when he gets a chance to talk.
Date: 05 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
I find that I am addicted to this story. Although I have to say I am not very fond of Alice in this one. I am finding her to be extremely self absorbed and I am surprised to see someone write her like that. I have read stories before where Charlie abuses Bella, but never where Renee was indifferent. Like I said I am truly enjoying this. I am curious as to who Bella thinks she has to save, but I hope that Carlisle lets the others destroy him soon. Along with the rest of her torturors.
However, I am so tired that I cannot read another line. I will begin again tomorrow.
Author's Response:
Thanks for such a sweet review! Yeah, I understand your thoughts about Alice. Plenty of the characters in this story, including Bella and Edward, do things that readers could disapprove of...that was one of my intentions when writing, to create imperfect, though well-meaning, characters. Whether I'm successful or not is up to the readers. Thanks again. :)
Date: 07 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36
Okay, WOW. I am really glad that you aren't going to make the pregnancy like it was in BD. I love this story. I like a friendly Rose, she's the best. I hope that Bella gets through the family court thing and then the criminal one and that she gets the man who raped her...I would let Edward do it though...lol! Have I mentioned that I love this story? Great job.
Author's Response:
Glad you're happy that the pregnancy will be different. :) I wasn't a fan of the way it was handled in BD, so now I get to do it my way, lol! HelenahJay wrote a story called "That Pain to Miss" with a wonderful hard-but-loving Rosalie, and she completely won me over. I can't write Rose as just a b*tch anymore! So glad other people are enjoying her, too. :) Thanks again for such a sweet review!
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37
Thanks for the update. I hope that everything works out alright.
Author's Response:
Thanks! What I always like to say is that I'll gladly drag my characters through hell, but I do promise a happy ending. :)
One day in gym class, Forks High learns that Bella Swan can kick. The football team needs a kicker.
The result of that: Bella makes the football team.
The problem: None of the guys want a girl on their team.
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Categories: All Human, Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74692 Read Count: 22155
Date: 07 Jan 2014 Title: Chapter 14: Moments Like This
This was a great story. I found it rec'd on FB and I had to read it. Once of my fave movies is 'The Quarterback Princess' and this was almost like it. Thanks for writing!!
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? He claims her, of course. Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong. Peter x Bella pairing.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Peter
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 301749 Read Count: 81571
Date: 18 Jul 2019 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
This story is hilarious. How do you keep all the names straight??
"Two weeks. Two years. Who cares?" A lesson in love, crime, and passion. When two young lovers find themselves in the middle of the storm, can love conquer all? AH. OOC. Rated M Mafia fic.
Humor/Romance/Violence/Drama...you name it, QS has it, or will. Canon couples. Not canon characters. (Mafia fic) MobWard
Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.
Beta'd by aeglow
Banner by the amazing RoseArcadia
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Shena's Storys to Read, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, To Read , All Time Favorites, Storm Series, J's Read and Loved Stories, Storm Saga by SexiLexi, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 618485 Read Count: 2671459
Date: 18 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 10: Round Three
"If I was going to kill you...I'd use my hands." One of the best lines from Fried Green Tomatos! Great chapter!!!
To their families, Edward Masen, and Bella Volturi hate each other. Their secret relationship isn't the only thing they are hiding.
*Will be part of a Multi-Shot Series*
Rated for explicit Lemons and Violence
Banner by the lovely ViiolentDelight
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Bdsm stories only, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10234 Read Count: 27918
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Edward and Bella come from two different worlds. He's part of the popular crowd, and she's not. An arrangement leads to love, but others threaten to tear them apart. Can Edward and Bella beat the odds or will their family and friends win?
Entry for the Juke Box Contest (Winter 2011)
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5174 Read Count: 1009
Date: 23 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I loved it. I think you should expand it and at least give us the reactions from the families and friends and maybe a future-take....
When Bella is hired last minute to photograph a wedding for the Cullen family, she's grateful for the experience and the money. But upon her arrival, she begins to suspect there's another assignment on Esme Cullen's mind – one involving her handsome son, Edward...
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5982 Read Count: 5576
Date: 09 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: The Wedding Photographer
I have read this before over on FanFiction.net and I loved it. I still love it. Great story. I would love to see a future take or maybe an expansion. Thanks for sharing.
Author's Response:
I am so sorry that I somehow missed replying to your review! I always try to keep up with them.
If you didn't get the update that I'm continuing it, here it is! http://www.thewriterscoffeeshop.com/library/viewstory.php?sid=7855&chapter=1
Looking forward to hearing what you think of it as I post chapter. Thanks for the review, I always appreciate them.
When Bella became a police officer against Charlie's wishes, he forbids any of the male officers from dating her. Will he ever forgive her and accept her as a police officer ? And will he accept it when she meets the man of her dreams, Sargent Edward Cullen.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11758 Read Count: 2384
Date: 10 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Awe, that was so sweet. Great job.
Author's Response:
Thanks so much I am really glad you enjoyed it.
Thanks for reading,
EA
Edward drags Bella to a haunted house on Halloween night along with Jasper and Alice. What started out as good fun, takes a dark and bloody turn for the worst. Who will make it out alive?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Horror, One-Shot, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8334 Read Count: 622
Date: 23 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
WTF!! can we just say...Messed up, how about FUBAR!!!
Former high school sweethearts Bella and Edward didn't end well. A bad break up before going off to college caused their parting of ways. Eleven years later Bella unexpectedly is reunited with the man who she has never really gotten over.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9045 Read Count: 7481
Date: 09 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Great story. Thanks for sharing.
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Immediately following the battle with Victoria's newborns, Bella learns that the Cullens were using her in a most malicious way. With the Volturi wanting her to be dead or changed, time is ticking for poor Bella. Will someone get her the hell out of Dodge?
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9423 Read Count: 3764
Could it be that some things are just meant to be?
Without Edward to save her, Bella is hit by Tyler's van and is taken to the hospital, barely alive. She is lucky enough to cross paths with Carlisle Cullen, a vampire doctor who saves her life.
Bella is in danger once again during a simple trip to Port Angeles and once again, there is no Edward in sight, but Jacob Black is all too happy to step in his place.
Carlisle is dangerously outnumbered when facing the three nomads, until a certain pair of golden-eyed vampires show up to help.
So where is Carlisle's family? Who is haunting his house? Is Jacob Black really gay? Is Sam a drug-dealer? And who is responsible for turning everything upside down—The Volturi? The Quileute Elders? Or maybe the source is much closer to home than everyone thinks.
Some things even Alice can't predict.
WINNER Best Mystery/Adventure in the Emerging Swan Awards 2012.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Mystery, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 181770 Read Count: 30772
Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 35: Outtake - Official Timeline
This was a fabulous story. I almost didn't read it at first because I was confused, but I'm glad I did. Thanks...
Twelve years have gone by since Paul and Bella walked away from La Push and reached for success. When they unexpectedly run into each other, the pack suddenly comes trickling back into their lives. Time changes people but can it change traditions? AU/OOC
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Paul
Genre: Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 56 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 325149 Read Count: 64971
Date: 23 Feb 2024 Title: Chapter 56: Chapter 56
well...damn. More please!
Date: 23 Feb 2024 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55
Okay, It's been a while, so I reread the whole thing. This chapter!!! WOW!!! So much. I was laighing so hard at the Walmart incident...a place you seem to wreak a lot of havoc. And I'm referencing another story here. LOL. I sincerely hope Bella is on stage getting ready to sing and hasn't disappeared. And now we have to add the damned Volturi!! UGH!!! More please!
Date: 16 Jul 2019 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
I am so loving this story. I keep reading...going to the next chapter instead of reviewing. I love how you're growing these characters. I hate Angela...and that's never happened in any story. I think she is sleeping with that Fuller dude, why else would she act the way she does. Hmm...on to more!
Date: 16 Jul 2019 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Aww...poor Will and Sarah! Angela is a piece of work!
Date: 16 Jul 2019 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
Ahhh... I need more!! This story is beyond good. I love everything.about it.
A dirty little one shot....
Bella, a frustrated veterinary student takes matters into her own hands whilst observing her feline subjects, enter Edward just as things are coming to a climax.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4622 Read Count: 2754
Date: 09 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Nice job. Picture afterward shocked me.
Banner by the awesomely creative LunarEclipse1
Summary: Halloween night? A full moon? With Billy Black volunteering his babysitting services, what could possibly happen? Find out in A Fanging Howl-O-Ween to Remember.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Paul, Jacob/OC
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12224 Read Count: 1867
Date: 20 Jul 2019 Title: Chapter 1: A Fanging Howl-O-Ween to Remember
Loved it! Would love to see more from them!
Bella had a bad feeling about it. She knew that they shouldn't have gone to the Cullen's haunted house. Little did she know how bad things were going to get...
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Horror, Mystery, One-Shot, Supernatural, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 11043 Read Count: 1054
Date: 08 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Wow! Jaw dropping. Two enthusiastic thumbs up. I am begging for another chapter...
After Bella saves Leah from the clutches of Victoria, Paul inadvertently imprints on Bella. Not wanting to stand in their way, Bella steps aside for the sake of their love. Did she make the right decision for herself and for Paul though?
Banner by the awesome LunarEclipse1.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Paul, Paul/Leah
Genre: Drama, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 16609 Read Count: 2395
Date: 18 Jul 2019 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I loved this! Wow, Leah was always a piece of work, but this takes the cake. Great job!
Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what's going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV
Categories: Crackfic, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Carlisle/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 547 Read Count: 700
Date: 09 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
That was great. I was laughing so hard that I was crying.
He gently pulled me down the bed, bringing my legs over his shoulders. He kneeled, and a moment later, I felt those wonderful fingers of his spread me for him in slow passes. It was a play on my fantasy, and I didn't hold in the cry of pleasure when I felt his mouth-slightly chilly-touch my most sensitive spot. I felt myself arch, and my hands grabbed his head, holding on to the silk strands of his hair as he began licking and lapping and driving me completely beyond reasonable thought.
A little plot, a lot of lemon.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Fantasy, Mystery
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8601 Read Count: 3563
The Cullen's and Bella find themselves ship wrecked on a desert island in the Pacific.
AH, with canon pairings.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Adventure, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Stories I've Already read, Misstoria's Stories to Read, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 44 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 307616 Read Count: 106447
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Thanksgiving Games
Holy Crap! He better not hurt Rose or Bella. This pirate crap is starting to piss me off. Why didn't Edward and Jasper get the jump on 'Larry' when he lay down to get his nap? Would have been the perfect time, especially if they had that "sword" thingy. They could have slit his throat. It would have been silent and then they would have a gun!
Author's Response:
Hi there, momma2fan
Thanks for reviewing chapter 25. Pirates are trouble, that's for sure.
Edward and Jasper didn't jump Larry, because although Larry is an idiot, he's an idiot with a gun even if he is taking a nap. Sometimes, it's better to withdraw and regroup, then attack when you have a plan. Things have changed now though and Edward will be forced to act.
I'm working on chapter 26, so look out for the chapter on Sunday or Monday.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 03 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - Search and Rescue Part 2
I am loving this story. Alas I must sleep. I shall come back again in the morning.
Author's Response:
Hi there, momma2fan
Welcome to Wrecked with Bella and thanks for all of your reviews.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 02 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Ship Wrecked
I just found this story and I am loving it. Great job.
Date: 04 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - Busy Bees
Great job. I hope you get an update up soon...
Author's Response:
Hi there, momma2fan
Thanks for reading and reviewing, and so glad you're enjoying the story.
I'll be starting chapter 23 tomorrow (Tuesday in Australia) to get it posted by Saturday my time, because I'm off to Melbourne on Sunday. So look out for the next update then.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23 - We meet again, Red
Great chapter. I really hope that nothing happens now that the pirates have found them. Thanks for the update.
Author's Response:
Hi momma2fan
Thanks for reading and reviewing. Pirates will cause some trouble I'm afraid, but not until chapter 25. Bella is of course, at the center of it all. Look out for chapter 24 this weekend.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 - War and Television
Uh-oh, the proverbial cat is out of the bag. I can't believe Alice curtsied, that was great. Thanks for the update. I am loving this story.
Author's Response:
Hi momma2fan
Yep, Bella's blue blood is known to all and sundry. I always had this image of Alice curtsying when she heard the news. I could actually see her doing it. I'm working on chapter 25 and I hope to have it posted this weekend, so stay tuned. Thanks for reviewing, as always. Your comments and interest in Wrecked are appreciated.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 03 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - DEFCON ONE
Jkazzie better be happy that she is hiding! LOL! You better have an update soon, I don't think my nerves can take it....
Author's Response:
Hi momma2fan
Thanks for reading and reviewing chapter 26 - your review about me hiding made me laugh.
I hope your nerves have recovered? LOL.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 04 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27 - Teaser ...
Hell yeah, I want more. Thats all we get!!! Holy crap...And I think Edward is right, Jimmy dies, Bella lives....fair exchange...But where did the bullet hit her??
Author's Response:
Hi momma2fan
Thanks for reading and reviewing the chapter 27 teaser.
More on Bella's bullet wound in chapter 29 sometime this weekend.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 05 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28 - One down, two to go
You know you keep leaving us hanging as th how Bella is faring. Yeah you said she was awake andd sitting up, but....still wondering. And um....what about Alice and Esme? What if Vivi has them? I can't wait for the next one.
Author's Response:
Hi momma2fan
Thanks for reading and reviewing chapter 28.
I promise, more on Bella as well as Rose and the rest of the Cullen's in chapter 29.
Look out for a posting sometime this weekend.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 09 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 - The Bullet
Wow. That was an intense chapter. I really hope that Larry gives them some useful info and maybe they can get Vivi and get off that Island on MORTE...
Author's Response:
Hi momma2fan
Thanks for reading and reviewing chapter 29 - glad you enjoyed it.
Vivi will be back, but not for a while yet - she's kind of caught up at the moment.
In any case, I'm not ready to end Wrecked just yet.
Chapter 30 will be posted on the weekend.
Regards, Jkazzie
Date: 25 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30 - Question and Answer
Great chapter. Thanks for the update. Can't wait to read more!
Author's Response:
Hi momma2fan
Thanks for reading and reviewing chapter 30 - glad you're still enjoying it. Look out for a marriage proposal in the next chapter as well as some news about a ring poll I'm launching on my blog so that readers can choose their favourite wedding rings.
Regards, Jkazzie
Nurse Bella seems to have met the man of her dreams at the Hospital's Christmas charity booth, but only after a co-worker already filled her in on the handsome Doctor's sordid past. She wants him, but is her heart worth the risk?
An E/B Christmas LemonShot
Beautiful banner by @Time_Lights
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7258 Read Count: 3702
Summary: Bella is tired of Edward's flirtatious ways. She tries to forget him by dating another man, but it doesn't work out as planned. Heated words lead to passion. Is it the end for these two?
Winner of Best Bella in the Friday Night Bites Contest
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8057 Read Count: 1307
Date: 09 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This feels unfinished. Do you plan to continue? Great job BTW.
Edward's a hit-man with one rule; he doesn't do women. When he learns his next target is Bella, he makes a decision that changes his life - and hers.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed, To Read (Geddy), G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 84930 Read Count: 22871
Date: 08 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Epilogue
Great job. I loved every minute of it.
Banner by Kyndall Viscia
What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50937 Read Count: 421235
Date: 18 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Well this is turning into quite the reunion. I do hope that things continue on this path...*winks*. Can't wait for the next chapter...They do still need to talk...
Date: 11 Oct 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Great update....I hope it works for them on the first try!
Date: 06 Jan 2013 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Aww, I don't want her to leave either. Even if it is only for a couple of weeks.:( Poor Edward, he already lost one child, I hope that Bella intends to go back and quit her job and give up her apartment and come back and stay....permanently! Great chapter!
Date: 28 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Poor Edward. That was sad. I really hope that Bella goes back to him and just holds on for dear life....
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
OMG! I just found this story and I am loving every minute of it. I was LMAO when she farted on him...classic. No one ever writes about stuff like that, even though it happens. What is your update schedule?? Love it, can't wait for more! BTW I still can't believe that Alice left her there. I would so be ready to kill her!
Date: 13 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Damn! The tension is getting thicker. He should make a move already, maybe while on the horse. He said she wouldn't fall....
Although I think that sentiment is a little too late! Great job.
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Okay...that was great, but I think I am having a complete blonde moment. Who is Nyddi? Is that a weird way of spelling 'Needy' and refering to Bella's inner whore? If it is that shit is just funny. Thanks for the updates!
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Thanks for the update. I'm glad that Bella let him have it for 'showing' her instead of just telling her what happened.
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Great job. Emmett cracks me the hell up. I am just curious though...Is Alice ever coming back? Not that I miss her, I'm just curious.
Date: 21 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Well I think that thought may have killed the mood. Thanks for the update.
Date: 22 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Truth's out now. Wonder how he'll react.
Date: 24 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Well I really wasn't expecting that reaction. I figured he'd be ticked, but I thought she would stand her ground. Can't wait for the next one.
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
WTH! Really, she wants her keys and gun? What's she gonna do shoot Bella, or drive her home and shoot Alice, since she brought her there in the first place! Can't wait for the next one.
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Well okay...where are they? And please tell me that they're not gonna kill or eat a skunk because...EWWW!
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Okay, I wasn't expecting that. I have tears in my eyes. I still can't figure out why Rose has the gun though...Can't wait for the next one!
Date: 29 Jun 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Poor Edward, feeling sorry for himself *sarcasm* He need to get off his ass, wash off the shit and go get his girl. Baby or not...HE LOVES HER!!
Date: 04 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Wow! It's about time!! I really hope that all she plans to do when she gets home is shower, pack a few things and then go with Rosalie, back to Edward and the life that she is supposed to have....with him!
Date: 06 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Well I really hope that's Bella at the door! I have a feeling if it was Alice, he wouldn't be a stuttering mess. Can't wait for the next update....soon please?!?
Date: 09 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Please tell me that was Rosalie...Thanks for the update. I really hope these two get their shit together..
Date: 13 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
So I am guessing that the ex girlfriend is at the door. What did she blow through his money and is now remorseful? I really hope that despite Bella's appearance Edward still wants her....Unless of course its...Alice! If its Alice or the ex, I will help Bella dig the hole!
Date: 14 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
I was right...it was the ex!! Ha! I love Rose pointing a shotgun at her...Can't wait for the next update!
Date: 15 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
*Raises hand and waves* If she won't go I will!!!! Can't eait for the next one!
Date: 16 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Well now lets have another chapter and get on with it!
Date: 16 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
*fans self* Can't wait for the next one...
Date: 20 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Awe! Okay, my heart broke a little when she thought he was upset. But now, knowing that he would give her a baby, I say....hurry up with the loving and get to the marrying!!! Or they could just live together....I wonder though...will either of them ever talk to Alice again??
Date: 21 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
*RAISES HAND AND JUMPS UP AND DOWN* I'M READY! MORE PLEASE!
Date: 23 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
*fans self* It just got really hot in here. Damn! Can't wait to see what you have for us next time....
Date: 28 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Okay, so loving the not caring about protection. Loving where this is going. Can't wait for the next one...
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Thanks for the update. I hope they plan on talking at some point. I mean sex is great, but....
Date: 29 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Something is seriously wrong with Emmett. What I really wanna know is....How does Bella feel, knowing that Edward is still inside her....cause I don't remember reading about him pulling out....
Date: 30 Jul 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Holy shit! ROFL! That was great. I can't believe how clueless Emmett is!
Date: 05 Aug 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
24 hours...no condom....she wouldn't be sick ffrom pregnancy yet, so is sh she sick at the realization of what could be...or Emmett's farts??? Can't wait for the next one.
Date: 09 Aug 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
OMG!! Did he just puke on her??? And WTF is making them sick??? Hurry up and update!!!
Date: 11 Aug 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Holy crap I was right! He puked on her...LMAO!
Date: 16 Aug 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Yummy, barn time!!! Great update.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
"Thank you ma'am, may I have another???"
Date: 25 Sep 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Uh-oh...the 'L' word is out there now....can't wait for the next one!!
Date: 23 Oct 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
OMG!!! She's pregnant! Yay! I hope that she figures things out soon or just decides to stay with him!!!
Date: 30 Nov 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Thanks for the new update. Its been a while....I hope that she doesn't get into to much trouble at her job. Till next time!
Date: 01 Dec 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
Oh, hell! Seriously?! Please don't cause them unnecessary pain! Love this story!
Date: 01 Dec 2012 Title: Sperm Donor Wanted
WTF??? That's where you leave it? OMG! I can't wait to find out what she gave him. I want to think that it was a pregnancy test that was positive...but....UGH! Next update please!