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Bio:
Hi,
I'm a stay at home mom to two great kids. A daughter, 5 and a son, 3. I love to read and I love to write. I am excited to put myself out there and hopefully get some constructive criticism from fellow writers.
... Or, Why You Should Never Read Ghost Stories With Your Sister Watching 'Sound of Music' Down The Hall
Categories: Humor, Poetry
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 161 Read Count: 48
Date: 18 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 1: My Favorite Ghosts
This was a delight to read! So clever. I want to memorize it and recite it at Halloween.
-thank you to mkystich for the beautiful banner-
There is only one person on this earth that Edward Cullen hates, and that's his boss...Bella Swan. She's cold. She's ruthless and incapable of human emotion, and to Edward's greatest frustration, the hottest woman walking the face of the planet. Will a proposition made change the course of their lives forever? Will they break the rules, or will all terms and conditions apply?
Lemon? Yes please!
-thank you to evilnat for the beautiful banner-
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 167815 Read Count: 84271
Date: 18 Jun 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Proposition
Ooh! I'm hooked. I look forward to reading more. I'm excited that there are 18 more chapters.
This kind of reminds me of The Proposal with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds. I loved that movie.
New teacher and aspiring writer, Bella Swan, moves to Seattle. She finds fan-fiction-creation-inspiration in the enigmatic and surly playboy who lives in the upscale condo across from hers. As her newest on-line story develops, so does a correspondence with a mysterious reader/reviewer of that story. Is it a co-worker? Is it the hothead playboy? It's a case of art imitating life and life imitating art. A fan-fic story within a fan-fic story with all the canon usuals. Lemons, laughs and love.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Bella's Must Reads!
Chapters: 71 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 501628 Read Count: 131141
Date: 22 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12: Post Time
I forgot to mention in the last chapter review - "Prédateur" HAHAHAHA priceless!
Date: 22 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11: Days of Reckoning
Bwahahahaha!
Date: 22 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
You are the master of cliffhangers.
Date: 21 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
"I dropped a redhead on it? That probably wouldn't go over well."
LMFAO! And it's official. I am in love with you, and this story.
Date: 21 Feb 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
Asshole's inner-thoughts are perfection. My own stories are gathering dust as I sit here reading this and laughing loudly to my computer screen. Thank you for such a fun read.
Date: 10 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29: Word Processing
I want to go buy new bedding just so I can make innuendos to the salesman. (I would be sure to wear my Asshole hat while doing so!)
Edward's life is changed when he and his family move to the small town of Forks, Washington. Being a teacher as a vampire proves to be a bit more difficult than he'd once imagined. Join Edward and the gang as they move to this new town and meet the chief of police's lovely daughter that will forever affect their lives.
Disclaimer: I Do not own Twilight or it's Characters.
Beta'ed by RAH70890
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 107008 Read Count: 67248
Date: 12 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
Can't wait to travel Eurpoe with them!
Bella is asked out on a date by fellow student, at Seattle University, Jacob Black. She's somewhat eager to go out with him, having felt some kind of physical attractiont to him.
But what happens when she takes down his number incorrectly?
Bella and Edward had an unusual meeting just over a year ago. When Bella took down a friend's phone number, incorrectly, she proceeded to text Edward instead, forming a fast friendship with him and eventually falling in love. A year later and once again their relationship is via text and email as Edward is gaining some valid work experience while helping those less fortunate, in third world countries. Edward has big plans for his return and Bella has a secret which may throw a spanner in the works.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 20337 Read Count: 6723
Date: 07 Jul 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This was adorable. I loved it. Very fluffy!
Author's Response:
Thank you.
Three stipulations are keeping Edward from receiving his inheritance money, one of them being he must obtain a serious relationship. His solution? Pay Bella to pretend to date him. There's absolutely no way this plan can backfire. AH, EPOV
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, I Whitlock's read , Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories, Kit's Must Reads!
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 64211 Read Count: 36644
Date: 28 Jul 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
I am adding this to my favorites! I love your witty banter. Edward is fun as an asshole. I'm excited to keep reading.
Date: 29 Jul 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Aw, that's kind of sad that she had been paying him so much attention and he never noticed.
Edward reminds me of my husband. Reformed man-whores make the best husbands!
Author's Response:
LOL at your reformed man-whore husband. Yeah, of course Bella noticed him...but also didn't care to get to know him because of what she knew about him.
Date: 29 Jul 2011 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Is it a sad sign of inflation that 500k isn't really all that much these days? Maybe I've been reading too many fan fics where Edward is ridiculously rich.
25% is very generous of him. I'm wondering if Bella needs the $$ for something specific.
Date: 30 Jul 2011 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
"You look really pretty tonight," I whispered. Not because I was playing a game or because anyone else was listening. I just said it because...I wanted to? Cause it was the truth.
Aw, so sweet.
Love love love the texting.
Date: 03 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 19
I vote for more beanbag time too!
Never underestimate the appeal of a seventeen year old boy. Bella Swan is Emmett's mom and Edward's teacher. What happens when she crosses the line with her son's best friend? E&B, AH, OOC.
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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 74678 Read Count: 72946
Date: 03 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 25 Half Truths
I'm cringing at the thought of Charlie bringing this up to Emmet. Things could get ugly. Well, uglier.
Date: 10 Mar 2012 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 26 False Explanations
I just finished my teacher/student relationship story. It was fascinating learning about the laws concerning age of consent vs. being in an authority position over the younger person.
I'm enjoying this story. Such drama!
Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. "Property Management for Dummies" should've prepared him for this. AH, ExB will update every other day.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 78 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 63833 Read Count: 117809
Date: 22 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 52
I love Emmet so much! He is the perfect comedy relief.
Date: 22 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 54
Your A/Ns are creeping me the F#@k out! I'll probably have nightmares tonight. I wish Edward and Emmet were here to keep me company.
Date: 14 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 34
Your author's note cracked me up.
Date: 15 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 37
Or you could just change the summary to say "Will update twice a day minimum."
:)
Date: 24 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 62: Chapter 61
I couldn't get past the lack of protection! (You made a point of them using protection before - and now they didn't.)
I know it doesn't necessarily mean anything...
Date: 04 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 1
I like the mother-daughter relationship. We immediately know what Bella's childhood must have been like.
Date: 04 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 3
Aw, this is sweet. I really like it so far.
"I love hot....tubbin'" Hahaha
Date: 04 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5
This story is adorable. I don't know why, but that's the word that comes to mind. Adorable.
Author's Response:
Adorable works. E is pretty cute ;)
Date: 05 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9
I love the visual of the janitor finding him. The Cliff bar banter is cute too.
Date: 05 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 13
Renee has turned out to be so much darker than I originally thought. This really pulls at the heart strings.
Author's Response:
Heart strings being pulled- maybe a good thing? I hope! Thanks bb.
Date: 05 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 17
Voted!
Author's Response:
Thanks for the vote :)!!!
Date: 06 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 18
I like Emmett's "Is she your person?"
Author's Response:
Emmett can be wise sometimes. When he isn't loaded with sugar lol
Date: 07 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 20
I came here hoping there was an update - imagine my delight at finding two more excellent chapters! Thank you for this fun piece. I love it.
Author's Response:
:) Well thank YOU for reading this & for taking the time to review! See ya at tomorrows update!
Date: 13 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 32
I would very much like to be invited to Emmett's b-day party next year. I'll even bring special brownies.
Author's Response:
LOL! special brownies for everyone. let's see how well that turns out ;)
Date: 13 Sep 2011 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 33
Allow me, "...a bitch."
I love Emmett.
Date: 03 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 75: Chapter 74
Awwwww, what a perfect present. (Also, lol at the paper cut reference and appreciation of the party from the last chapter)
Date: 03 Oct 2011 Title: Chapter 77: Epilogue
Hahaha! And the award for best public service announcement regarding hammock sex safety goes to: Iambeagle for First of the Month!
Author's Response:
LOL! Well, thanks. Just trying to do my part.
BUT SERIOUSLY OMG. I LOVE YOU. Thank you so, so, so much for taking the time to read and review and rec and just, ahh. I'm being stupid emotional about this right now. I can't let go! *hangs onto door frame as loved ones pull me out of room* Okay. I'm okay. Thanks again :')
A free-spirited archaeologist and a shy, absent-minded genius find a 500 year old vampire who thinks she's a goddess. They trying to sneak back to the US, teach her about the modern world, and trying very, very hard not to fall in love with the Dark Goddess. OOC/AU
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jacob
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Supernatural
Series: Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 149098 Read Count: 50356
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This is fantastic! You immediately draw the reader in. It's a delight to find such a well written piece. I look forward to reading the rest of the story!
"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."
What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man? Oh if he only knew what he was paying for! Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.
Poly/slash included.
Extended past the June Drabble War entry.
Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)
Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Adventure, Erotica, Family, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 126 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25886 Read Count: 407788
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Thoroughly enjoying this -can't wait for more!