Reviews by herroyalgoddess
Summary:

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The newest Malfoy may not be in Slytherin but he still hates Ron Weasley. Scorpius is nothing like his father, however. When he finds something he wants, he takes it. He's got his sights set on Hermione Weasley and she won't escape!


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Scorpius Malfoy
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46467 Read Count: 18224
[Report This] Published: 21 May 2010 Updated: 05 Jan 2013
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstar
Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

This is really good, please update soon Xx

Summary:

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Hermione contemplates her life since her capture by the Dark Lord. She has one last act of defiance up her sleeve, one last desperate bid for freedom. Dark, dark, dark!!! You've been warned....


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Tom Riddle
Genre: Horror
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6910 Read Count: 1163
[Report This] Published: 12 Mar 2011 Updated: 12 Mar 2011
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Superb, I would love it if you made a follow up with Harry being captured.

Summary:

A bored Sirius is never a good Sirius.


Categories: Harry Potter, After Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione/Other Male Character
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4887 Read Count: 1022
[Report This] Published: 07 May 2011 Updated: 07 May 2011
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Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hot stuff !!!

Summary:

BannerFans.com Second in my series of side stories to my original fic The Enigma of Life. Hermione finds out just how sick, twisted, and creative Bellatrix Lestrange can be. Dark, dark, dark... you've been warned!


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Other Female Character
Genre: Horror, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2630 Read Count: 778
[Report This] Published: 18 Mar 2012 Updated: 18 Mar 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstar
Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

is it wrong I found this slightly hot? Xx

Summary:

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Hermione didn't know pleasure could become so much pain...The first in a series of side stories from The Enigma of Life. Very dark...


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Lucius Malfoy
Genre: Horror, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3423 Read Count: 1013
[Report This] Published: 18 Mar 2012 Updated: 18 Mar 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Fabulous!!!

Roofie by cullens_pet Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

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Hermione got more than she bargained for when she asked Cormac Mclaggen to Slughorn's Christmas Soiree. Her choice came with consequences that she would have never even dreamed of.

 


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Other Male Character
Genre: One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2743 Read Count: 810
[Report This] Published: 19 Mar 2012 Updated: 19 Mar 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarhalf-star
Date: 11 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

What a total bastard Xx

 

Hermione the Spy by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

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Headgirl Hermione visits the library after curfew and hears voices.  Why are Professor's Snape and Malfoy there and WHAT are they doing?  Adult content, very mature.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4515 Read Count: 1523
[Report This] Published: 05 Jun 2012 Updated: 05 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this threesome story and it went really well with my nachos and dips, I'm a naughty double dipper  ;D



Author's Response:

LMAO.  This is why I love you.

Ginny's Fantasy by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 11]
Summary:

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Ginny's having some inappropriate thoughts about her Potions Professor, but why is he having so much trouble teaching  his class?  Adult content.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Severus Snape/Ginny Weasley
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9748 Read Count: 3702
[Report This] Published: 05 Jun 2012 Updated: 19 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

*Sighs happily*

Lucky Ginny, the things I would do to that man given half a chance ;D



Author's Response:

And she's not done with him yet!!!!  OH!!! I LOVE this author's response to reviews.  Awesome.

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Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I could never get him out of my system Xx



Author's Response:

Me either....it would just make me want him more. LOL.

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Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

You've got to love Ginny's thoughts because great minds think alike. Xx



Author's Response:

I just couldn't leave Lucius out....he wanted to come play too!!!

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Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

*Fans herself* Crikey that was HOT, I need a cold shower now. Xx



Author's Response:

So does Lucius............or something else.  LOL.

Summary: Past Featured Story

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Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper has always said he has no use for human contact or "coitus". But how does he know? 


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Categories: The Big Bang Theory
Characters: Penny/Sheldon
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2984 Read Count: 818
[Report This] Published: 05 Jun 2012 Updated: 05 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Spock and Sheldon what more could a girl ask for...Loved it Xx



Author's Response:

Lucius and Severus too?  What can I say, I'm greedy.

I'm A Professional by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

Ray bailed on his client Molly right after meeting her, well after some soul searching and a stern lecture from his pimp, he decides to step and do his job.  Very adult content.


Categories: Hung
Characters: Ray/Molly
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2546 Read Count: 228
[Report This] Published: 05 Jun 2012 Updated: 05 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 06 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Great fic, I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for this programme. Xx



Author's Response:

Love this show...it has some ups and downs and some odd moments, but for the most part it's very good.  New season is starting soon.

Summary: Past Featured Story

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Ginny's in debt over her head.  Can Lucius help bail her out?  At what cost?  Contains side pairings of SS/HG and HP/DM.  Very adult content, includes both slash and femslash.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Hermione/Lucius Malfoy, Hermione/Other Male Character, Hermione/Severus Snape
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 57 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 109708 Read Count: 46550
[Report This] Published: 08 Jun 2012 Updated: 23 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm going to enjoy reading this again, it's one of my favourites Xx



Author's Response:

LOL...I'm kinda having re reading the chapters as I post them too!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

What can I say? You know that I love this story. Xx

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

With every reading it just gets better. Xx



Author's Response:

Stop it, you're making me blush.....(not really, don't stop, I love reviews!! but they do always make me blush.)

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 10 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

a talented linguist, it makes you wonder at how good his other oral skills are ;D



Author's Response:

Exceptional, his tongue gets a lot of practice. LOL.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 14 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

The bloke should come with a warning

 

CAUTION! CLOSE PROXIMITY WILL CAUSE DAMP KNICKER SYNDROME WITH OTHER POSSIBLE SIDE AFFECTS SUCH AS WEAK KNEES, LOSS OF SPEECH, DRY MOUTH/EXCESSIVE DROOLING AND LOSS OF INHIBITIONS.



Author's Response:

Yes....he should.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 14 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Ooh the thought of Lucius in a loin cloth....Mmmm



Author's Response:

Mmmmmmm. yes.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 14 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Naughty Lucius! I think a spanking is in order, go straight to my room.



Author's Response:

He can't.....he's already locked in mine and I ain't given up the key.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 14 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

"You've probably noticed, I'm a man who can get hard if the wind blows in the right direction."

 

I love this sentence....



Author's Response:

Well I did make him really, really, really horny in this story.  Just like I like allllll my men.  LOL.

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Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Mmmm Angry Lucius in a vest..... Yummy Xx



Author's Response:

And barefoot....don't forget barefoot.  grrrrrrrrrrr.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Awww Draco is such a Sweetie Xx

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

*grins* 

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

I could make him feel good too

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Poor Draco I think he needs to have his mind obliviated



Author's Response:

He needs to get over himself, Daddy's hot and sexy!!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 18 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

*sighs happily* 

If I smoked I'd be reaching for a cigarette right now. ;D



Author's Response:

LOL..I smoke and I smoked quite a few re posting that...I actually tweeked it a little and fixed a few things I didn't like.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 18 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

I love the imagery of Lucius getting ready Xx



Author's Response:

Yes, I picture him with damp hair, wife beater, black tux pants on, but open with the suspenders hanging down and I just..................grrrrrrrr.....squeal!!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 18 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

The shame of only being number88 on the Forbes list...Lucius must try harder Xx

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Date: 18 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

Kill him? Never! We're just going to keep you as our slave :D

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Date: 18 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20

*Does an embarrasingly uncoordinated happy dance at the sight of Severus*

 

You are so lucky you didn't see that :D

 

Sexy Severus Yum! 



Author's Response:

Oh but I soooooo wish I did!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

Mmmm Lucius for dinner and breakfast, I'd certainly enjoy that menu Xx

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

Poor Severus and his need for dutch courage all need to do is listen to the lobster

 

"Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
It's possible she wants you, too
There is one way to ask her
It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

Sing with me now
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
My, oh, my
Look at the boy too shy
He ain't gonna kiss the girl
Sha-la-la-la-la-la
Ain't that sad
Ain't it shame, too bad
You gonna miss the girl"

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Our big strong Slytherins protected their women, lucky, lucky females



Author's Response:

Oh yes they do and oh yes they are!!!!!!!!!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

Go on Severus, Hermione doesn't bite...unless you really want her too ;D



Author's Response:

He wants her to....he just ascared.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

Lets get ready to ruuummmble..... 

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27

Hermione must be very strong willed to say no Lucius but I'm looking forward to the upcoming chapters

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28

*Squeels with excitement and hurries to click the next button*

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29

*Happy dancing can now commenc* I love it when Severus is intense.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26

Fabulous...Lucius is amazing

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30

I wasn't disappointed either, good show Xx



Author's Response:

LOL.  Thanks.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32

I wanna go play in his storeroom too ;D

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33

Mmmm Jason/Lucius Lucius/Jason...Any way you put it I'm in seventh Heaven

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34

The truth is out there...I love the idea of wizards being the real reason behind crop circles rather than aliens makes much more sense to me. 



Author's Response:

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35

I would love to be in Harry's shoes watching that show ;D

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36

DunDunDunnnn

I already knows what happens but I'm still on the edge of my seat

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37

I still think Marissa is a bitch but isn't Severus adorable coming to the rescue like that.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38

Awwww *sniffs and dabs at tears* 

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39

Lucius I love you too...as well as Severus ;D

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40

*shivering with anticipation* He's just so damn sexy when he's angry

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 41: Chapter 41

Severus is right Lucius nobody is perfect, but you do come bloody close



Author's Response:

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Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43

Be still my beating heart, Severus tangoing is just too hot for contemplation



Author's Response:

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44

I can't click Next fast enough

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 47

hehehe, but I'd rather see Lucius and Severus naked than Harry and Draco...Sorry boys 



Author's Response:

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 49

I totally agree hun, Jason Isaacs is a sexy beast 

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Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 52: Chapter 52

Lucius could charm the birds out of the trees if he wanted too

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53

*Sniggers behind her hand* I know what they're up to...

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 54: Chapter 54

I found this chapter amusing because my cat Minnie (her full name is Minion) is in heat right now and is rubbing herself against everyone and everything, she does this funny little thing wher she crawls along on her belly wiggling her bum and making a little purring noise in the back of her throat. All I could see while reading this chapter was Professor McGonagal doing the same.



Author's Response:

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Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55

Severus is there no end to your talents?

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Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57

This is truely one of my favourites stories of yours, when it doesn't matter if I've read it before, yet it still delights me and keeps me on my toes then it's a wonderful read in my eyes. (Only a few authors actually manage to keep me coming back to the same books time after time) Xx



Author's Response:

Snape's On a Plane by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 9]
Summary:

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What's a Potion's Master supposed to do on the eleven hour flight from LAX to Heathrow?  Why join the Mile High Club of course. 


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Severus Snape/None or OC
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7252 Read Count: 1875
[Report This] Published: 08 Jun 2012 Updated: 10 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Hey hun you wrote this twice,I thought you'd like to know. Xx
---"I'll have the same." Snape said. "And may I have a stack of napkins." He added.

"Are you planning on being messy?" Molly asked, looking at him curiously.

"You never know." He said mysteriously. He turned and thanked the attendant for the napkins. Reaching between his legs, he lifted his small travel bag onto his lap. Opening it, he placed the stack of napkins on top of his wand. Glancing back in he smiled at the foil condom packages that now filled the bottom of his bag, transfigured from the napkins. He closed the bag and placed it back under his seat.

"Cheers." He said, holding his glass up to her.---

 



Author's Response:

Dang it...I was having a lot of trouble getting this loaded. Grrrrrrr.  I'll fix it.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

You do realise that whenever I get on a plane I'm going think of this story and long for my seat companion to be Severus...mmm maybe I can get the husband to dress up and get the dark mark :D



Author's Response:

He doesn't have a dark mark already??????  LOL.

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Date: 10 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Holy smokes that very hot indeed Xx

I, Lucius by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 8]
Summary:

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Hermione's trying to enjoy a lovely dinner with her friends, Ginny and Draco Malfoy. She wasn't expecting Lucius.  A by request one shot.  Adult content, rated MA.


Categories: Harry Potter, After Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione/Lucius Malfoy
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4241 Read Count: 1477
[Report This] Published: 09 Jun 2012 Updated: 09 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 10 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I can't get the glorious image of Lucius rising from the pool, water droplets running down his che..... See how distracting that image is. :D



Author's Response:

Great. Now I'm distracted too......

Summary:

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Originally written and posted on Jan, 9.

Today is Professor Severus Snape's birthday. In honor of his birthday, I present you with this smutty little one shot. I hope you enjoy it. Please read and review.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Severus Snape
Genre: One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1833 Read Count: 1061
[Report This] Published: 12 Jun 2012 Updated: 12 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This was just what was I needed today, thank you Xx



Author's Response:

Oops, I meant to respond to your review and accidently reviewed my own story.  Oh well, I'm still working on a learning curve.  I deleted.  What I said was Thanks!!!  And I made a cute banner for this, but the I messed it all up when I tried to resize it.  I'll have to try again tonight.

The Bates Motel by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

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Just a little one shot I thought of today...it contains some bizarre movie references from Psycho and This Is Spinal Tap.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3421 Read Count: 688
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2012 Updated: 14 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 14 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Yay! Hotch is yummy,  and they broke their dry spell



Author's Response:

He's very yummy and there's nothing more...uhmmmmm....explosive then breaking a long dry spell.

A Scotsman's Kilt by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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So who's the most famous Scotsman? Montgomery Scott of course.  Enjoy at little story about Scotty, his kilt, and a young Ensign.

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Categories: Star Trek (2009/2014 movie)
Characters: Scotty/Gaila
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6344 Read Count: 285
[Report This] Published: 14 Jun 2012 Updated: 14 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 14 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This lovely little fic has been teasing me all day, I got the alert for it just before I went to work and I just didn't have time to read it.

But I'm glad I waited but I had time to savour Scotty in all his Scottish glory boots an all.



Author's Response:

I just gotta love me a Scotsman!!!! Yuuuuummmmmmm.

Emily's Bored by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

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Okay. Here is my Smut Drabble Challenge. It is EXACTLY 1000 words. Count them, I dare you. The three prompts used; red silk tie, knee pads and the conference room. Read, review and I hope you enjoy.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 938 Read Count: 476
[Report This] Published: 15 Jun 2012 Updated: 15 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarhalf-star
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I have fond memories of truth and dare...Loved this Xx



Author's Response:

***sigh*** me too.   There's just nothing like a good nasty game of truth or dare.

Bad Boy by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

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Come on, we ALL know that deep down inside Aaron Hotchner is a very, very Bad Boy. Lucky Emily pays a visit to Hotch when his Bad Boy side is running the show. Rated M.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2959 Read Count: 894
[Report This] Published: 16 Jun 2012 Updated: 16 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarhalf-star
Date: 17 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Give me a bad boy evry time ;D



Author's Response:

You're bad.  LOL.

Life's Choices by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

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Ever wonder why Severus decided to become a Death Eater in the first place? I know I do. Here's my take on what could have happed. Life is alway full of difficult choices. Sometimes it's hard to know how YOUR choice might effect someone else.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Lily Potter/Severus Snape
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3338 Read Count: 310
[Report This] Published: 17 Jun 2012 Updated: 17 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

This just reinforces my opinion that Lily is a grade A BITCH and that she nver deserved his undying adoration.

 

On a side note I loved Lucius taking young Severus under his wing and teaching him how to pleasure a woman. Xx



Author's Response:

Yeah....it was a silly person who asked ME for a Lily/Snape oneshot. Guess they didn't realize I HATE Lily.  But I still liked the way this story turned out, even though it was sad.

Summary:

stories/59714/images/SSG.jpgThe Slytherin's make a bet.  Can sixteen year old Lucius REALLY get any girl he wants? What can he get Lily Evans to do for him?


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Other
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2540 Read Count: 427
[Report This] Published: 18 Jun 2012 Updated: 18 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Is Lucius Malfoy a sex God?....YES, yes he is.



Author's Response:

Oh GAWD yes he is...I don't think it was you I was talking to this about, but this story was kind of autobiographical, the first time I ever gave a handjob to a guy was almost just like this, only we were in a truck and not a classroom and he was hot, but not nearly as hot as Lucius, LOL.

Watching by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

 

Set during DH, the student have taken up residence in the Room of Requirement. Luna catchs Neville engaging in a private act. I hope you like it.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Other
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1388 Read Count: 427
[Report This] Published: 18 Jun 2012 Updated: 18 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Aww you should write more Luna/Neville they make a sweet couple Xx



Author's Response:

I might add another chapter to this...one day.  Luna's side.

Morning Meeting by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

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Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. What will Garcia see when he handles a morning situation.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Garcia
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1504 Read Count: 1209
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2012 Updated: 19 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love your fetish, and long may it reign free Xx



Author's Response:

I quite enjoy my fetish as well.  I was just up at the pool and started work on a Spock, nameless ensign one or two shot..featuring, my favorite fetish.  LOL.  I'm sooooo sick.

Time To Move On by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstar [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

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Hotch is ready to move on, it's time he keeps his promise to Haley, but before he can take that "next step" with Beth, she's needs to hear the whole story.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: OC/Hotch
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2246 Read Count: 190
[Report This] Published: 19 Jun 2012 Updated: 19 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstar
Date: 19 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

A slow romantic fic, very nice Xx



Author's Response:

I had to write that.  I just LOVE Beth...I hope we see more of her.  It's good to see Hotch happy again.

Sookie's Fantasy by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 5]
Summary:

I wrote this story two years ago for my birthday, it seems only fitting I repost it again on my birthday. I wrote it becaue I couldn't find any Eric, Godric, Pam, Sookie smut. So I wrote a dirty little story for myself.  This is very, very, very mature adult reading.


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Godric, Eric/Sookie/Godric, Godric/Other Character, Sookie/Other Character
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1585 Read Count: 1168
[Report This] Published: 20 Jun 2012 Updated: 20 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 20 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I don't remember this story, but I really enjoyed reading it. I love Eric and Pam stories



Author's Response:

I wrote it two years ago as a bday present to myself.  I mean who wouldn't want a good orgy on their bday. LOL.  Glad you liked it.

Snape's Story by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 144]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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The Dark Lord is dead and the magical world is struggling to return back to normal. Severus Snape's past has finally caught up to him and his life is in a downworld spiral. Can one caring woman save him before he destroys himself? This story contains adult themes, situations and language.


Categories: Harry Potter, After Hogwarts
Characters: Hermione/Severus Snape
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 75584 Read Count: 28977
[Report This] Published: 21 Jun 2012 Updated: 08 Feb 2013
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Oh Severus you really should listen to your conscience, imagine how hurt Hermione is going to feel if she ever found out.

 

Great chapter Third, even if he has been a very naughty boy ;D Xx



Author's Response:

He's been a very, very naughty boy.  He really needed to exercise some impulse control.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

*Nomnomnom, looks up guiltily with chocolate smears on her face*

Oops you've caught me enjoying the naughtyness that is Severus Snape, I definitely enjoyed this chapter more, because your writing didn't feel stifled.



Author's Response:

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 05 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I prefer this version just because, Severus feels more raw and disallusioned 



Author's Response:

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Showing the love for Severus becuase he doesn't get enough Xx



Author's Response:

He needs lots of hugs and kisses!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

As always I prefer the unedited version, poor Severus you're riding him hard in this one ;D



Author's Response:

I know, I am!!!!  I give him a few good moments here and there.....

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Lucius deserved it in my opinion, Severus is struggling but I hope that there is light at the end of the tunnel for him. 



Author's Response:

It's soooo hard for me to write Lucius as the bad guy here.  You know how much I love him!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Dumbledore is such grade A bastard!!! I'm loving the interaction between Hermione and Severus in this chapter.



Author's Response:

 =))

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 17 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

*CHEERS LIKE MAD AND DOES A SILLY LITTLE HAPPY DANCE* Finally soome good stuff. *Quickly clicks on the next button* 

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

he can wash my back anytime, I look forward to the fallout that is bound to happen when everybody finds out.

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26

OooH I have lots of fantasies regarding Severus, Super hot chapter

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18 Nov 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Sssmoking hot, I'm off to read more Xx

Too Young To Know by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

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This is a companion piece to Debt Relief, Malfoy Style. Teenage Severus loses his virginity to a young Madam Pomfrey. Also contains SS/LM slash pairing.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Severus Snape/None or OC
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 17955 Read Count: 2416
[Report This] Published: 23 Jun 2012 Updated: 23 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

We all knew it couldn't last, but I'm glad that he managed to have some happiness while at school. Xx



Author's Response:

Luna and Lucius by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 24]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Luna and Lucius have been paired together under the new Marriage Law, but the ministry doesn't know about the secret they share from the past.  Contains side pairing of SS/HG.


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Other
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 31 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 32814 Read Count: 14831
[Report This] Published: 24 Jun 2012 Updated: 25 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Well that would certainly make me feel better

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31

I have a soft spot for Luna she really is special, I love in this story how she makes Lucius not soft but gentler as much as I love Lucius being hard as nails and drop dead sexy, this more private side is nice to see as well. Xx



Author's Response:

Summary:

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This is just a really weird idea I had one day. Severus thinks he's made a new friend, but is everything as it appears?


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Hermione/Severus Snape
Genre: Hurt/Comfort,
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 12441 Read Count: 6644
[Report This] Published: 25 Jun 2012 Updated: 25 Jun 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

I bawled my eyes out reading this story, Xx



Author's Response:

Summary:

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Hotch and Emily are stranded in the middle of a Louisiana Swamp. They need to keep cool, stay alive and take care of each other.


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5034 Read Count: 1506
[Report This] Published: 07 Jul 2012 Updated: 07 Jul 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstar
Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Oooh I'ma liking this one...More Please Xx

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

So have we Emily, so have we :D

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

is it me or is it hot in here? *fans like mad*

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 07 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I absolutely loved reading this 'baseball' story Xx



Author's Response:

Thanks.  That was a "Smut club challenge fic."  The challenge was "and their clothes 'just' fell off".  You got your two characters and the "situation" and had to write a story about why they might have to get nekkid together.   I had fun writing it and I just happened to luck into finding this lady who had grown up "cajun" to help me with the Patois.  I wrote out the dialog, emailed it to her and said "Make the old man sound really, really cajun please." and she did.

Summary:

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This was orginally posted as three separate stories on FF.net. I've decided to combine them into one because they all go together.  What happens when Emmett and Rosalie decide to "wander" and set their sites on the Swan's?  And can Edward learn to make love to a human with a little help from some Vampire pals?  Contains characters from Twilight, Trueblood and Vampire Diaries.


Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Twilight, The Vampire Diaries/The Originals, Crossover, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Emmett, Damon/Other Character, Edward/OC, Eric/Other Character
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8306 Read Count: 1509
[Report This] Published: 07 Jul 2012 Updated: 08 Jul 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 08 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: I Can Help

Mmm beefy Emmet luvverly Jubbly Xx

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed
Date: 08 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Good Evening, Chief Swan

Good for Charlie, he deserves some fun time lovin after dealing with Bella.Xx



Author's Response:

I love me some Charlie.  He is sooooooooooooooo sexy.  You can keep Edward and Jacob, boys.  Give me Charlie any day!!!

Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 3: A Vampire's Night Out

I'm in vamp heaven Eric, Damon and Pam...all getting down and nasty, I loved it Xx



Author's Response:

YESSSSS. Damon and Eric can drink my blood anytime they want.

The Long Goodbye by Tbird1965 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3]
Summary:

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This is my take on the events that take place between Emily's "funeral" and her exile to "parts unknown". Just a little smutty good bye for our favorite agents. It also clears up some "questions" that I felt the episode left hanging. Hope you like it.

 


Categories: Criminal Minds
Characters: Hotch/Emily
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6458 Read Count: 1588
[Report This] Published: 08 Jul 2012 Updated: 08 Jul 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

*Sigh* my pulse is still erratic from this fabulous story...Aaron is devine Xx



Author's Response:

Oh yes he is!!!  Thanks.

Summary:

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A lot of you have been asking about this story, so here it is, Snape's Room in the Basement.  Ginny hears Snape alone in his room at Grimmauld Place.  Sneaking downstairs to spy on him, they start off on a strange and forbidden relationship.  Can they fall in love despite all the obstacles?


Categories: Harry Potter
Characters: Severus Snape/Ginny Weasley
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36077 Read Count: 20631
[Report This] Published: 08 Jul 2012 Updated: 24 Jul 2012
Reviewer: herroyalgoddess Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 08 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Omg I'd forgotten about this fabulous little nugget of Severus goodness...I flippin loved this Xx



Author's Response:

LOL.  I'm going to take me time and re edit each chapter as I repost it......