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On The Edge by jesspace Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 10]
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What does it mean to “be on the edge”?  
Well Edward is about to find out.

Jasper and Edward have been living in a D/s relationship for several years.  Recently, life has gotten in the way slightly.  Work... school.... you name it.  

Just before Edward arrives home after his classes, Jasper makes a decision.  He’s been much to relaxed with his precious pet.  It’s time for a change.  It’s time to take his pet to the edge.....

 

Disclaimer: SM owns all.  I simply take her characters and make them do dirty things.  Tee hee.  
Also, this story is only for people 18 and older.  If you aren’t allowed into a porn store in RL, you’re not allowed in this porn store (aka my mind... a dark and dirty wonderful place). 
This is a D/s story and a slash story.  So if any of that stuff (whips, chains, and boy-on-boy action) squicks you out.... don’t read further.  It’s as simple as that!

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8110 Read Count: 2450
[Report This] Published: 28 Apr 2011 Updated: 28 Apr 2011
Reviewer: The_only_MrsEACullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: On The Edge

Wow

Great story ;)

Summary: Past Featured Story

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Every political figure has their skeletons and this Senator just likes to play Daddy. Enter the call girl, a woman who gives men exactly what they want. "I would give him what he wanted and what he didn't even know he wanted; then, hook, line, sinker, he would be mine." Daddykink! Mature. ExB

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, G8or Favor8s Read, Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf, J's Read and Loved Stories, Stories I've read, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 215117 Read Count: 411999
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2012 Updated: 25 Aug 2012
Reviewer: The_only_MrsEACullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 25 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32

Thank you for sharing your awesome story :)

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"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J

 

 

Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards

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Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46510 Read Count: 32428
[Report This] Published: 12 Jun 2012 Updated: 12 Jun 2012
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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Nice start.

I think i will love Toyward ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I have a new favorite Edward.

The best way to describe Toyward is pure kinky fun on legs.

Great :)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

You both must own a supernatural gift to create thus an incredibly awesome character or you two are just very messed up.

I love your Toyward anyway ;)

PS: Is there a chance, I can get a Toyward in nightstand-drawer-size?

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

I mean, If I were Jasper, I wouldn't whimper a lot, I would right away jump on Toyward. Why waste time?

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

Ok, this would be the morally right way. An engaged man shouldn't have fun with a other man... Moment, scratch that.

Why for heaven's sake it is so hard to send Maggie, alias the cockblocking self-centered unwanted bride, in the desert? Everyone should get the chance become happy with the right partner. Especially when I get so some fun stuff to read ;)

And again a great chapter

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

This was so evil. I thought I had taken the wrong door and I landed in Domward's playroom although I would also not averse of it. ;)

Maggie's POV was only cruel. I mean it's nice to see, the girl can think at least a little bit. But next time I prefer to be whipped than I look again in her head. :(

And then the cliffhanger... The CLIFFHANGER... If there is a word to discribe the pure evil then it is cliffhanger. It will be worse when Toyward want to start some hot phonesex with his Jasper. I'm sure that is a breach against a law in Toyward-land. In any case, I will now set as a hardlimit. No cliffhangers short before the beginning of hot Toyward phonesex :D

Great chapter

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

I love the Maggie-free chapters, but they would be better with more Toyward-action. I mean the poor guy plays only with himself, it's a big waste ;)

Happy birthday!

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

Oh my god.

I can't wait so see what they will do, when they have a bedroom with a lot of toys ;)

Great chapter.

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

Congratulations ladies.

Maggie's POV is the first effectiv literary torture. The FBI and every other angency should pay you for your invention. When the bad guys read Maggie's thoughts, they will confess really quick their crimes. Then I would like to not be in their place. *shudder*

Great chapter

BTW: Is the Hot Seat Inflatable Cushion Vibes real? And if yes, is it avaible in a more decent color?

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

I mean I know why Jasper must do this. He has a good heart, but I really hope Jasper will get his shit together and will be quick back to my beloved Toyward or I will declare a ban of sextoys on him for a month.

And at least: You aren't kidding, right? Right? Please say "We aren't kidding. Snuffy is almost gone."

Now I really hope you said it or I must declare a ban of toys on you for a half year. *evil laugh*

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Oh my God...

Ladies, you are a little bit cruel. I really really really want to dance my happy dance and want to start a holiday parade because of Jasper's coming out, but because of a the hurting Toyward I can't. There is a very big reason to celebrate and then it isn't appropriate. *sniff*

I hope you two stop to channel your inner Domward and give us very quick a new reason for a party. *wink*

BTW: Your choice of music is great ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Ladies, it's art to describe hangovers so lovely *wink*

Great chapter

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

You two should write a self-help book for mothers of gay sons or sexual active sons in generel.

I know, it sounds messed up, but I can really imagine to have a conversation with one of my sons like which Mrs Whitlock had with Jasper. Yeah, it is "brutal" for the sons, but these talks should calm nerves of the mothers, so the boys should get over with it. *evil smile*

Great chapter

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

Thank god, it's monday. I don't know what will I do without my weekly dose of Toyward and Toysper.

But I must say, you ladies must have channeled your inner Domward in this chapter again. I mean, a Jasper, who enjoys his toys is great, but a hangover plus a piercing-session plus a reference of a clit-piercing is only hardcore. I don't know, whether I'm able to sleep tonight. *shudder and press legs together*

Great chapter

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

Ladies, I will keep it simple.

I love you two.

Great chapter *dance the Toyward happy dance on a thursday*

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

God, ladies,

please give me next time a warning. I swear, the foreplay on the dancefloor will be a panties-drenching classic in the near future. It shouldn't be read when children in the house.

The next generation of young fanfiction-authors will have to compete with it.

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

One moment, please. After this actionon the road an old woman needs one or better ten minutes to recover, before she thinks about this cilffhanger. *several deep breaths*

*Clearing the thraot* Ok, now I ready.

Officer Swan like Charlie Swan aka Bella's father? And Toyward knows him, and because of his reaction I assume really good. And that man stops our boys and then the cliffhanger comes.

Ladies, please tell me, how should I, a woman with a natural urgue to know all dirty secrets of other human beings, be able to survive until next week? *wink*

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18

Congrats for your nominations ladies.

It's really nice to see the law enforcement has a heart for roadjobs. *wink*

Great chapter

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

This is a interesting making love and it proves, men are able for mutli-tasking. making love and discuss Jasper next piercings together is impressiv. My man wouldn't be able to do something like that. *wink*

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20

I must confess my biggest crime.

I didn't write a review on FFN for this chapter... A good reason to read it again, right? *grin*

Shouldn't it be not so busy in the free nature? I mean the boys are hiking and don't get a chance for outdoor sex. What a waste.*pout*

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21

It's real love, when you offer lifelong service as babysitter. *lol*

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22

This will be very interesting, when someone ask to see the ring.

It reminds me of "Lord of the rings"-parody with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black at the MTV Movie Awards few years ago. Frodo (Black) wore the one ring as PA and had to show it the fellowship.

Great chapter ;)

My questions:

How old are the boys? (They are no women, so that question should be allowed) *sweetly smile*

What are their favorite toys?

Will be there little Toywards and Toyspers? (I mean Toyward-land needs heirs, because the next generation needs toys, too. And let's face it, the boy's gene-material must be kept in the genepool of humankind, so I and other women around the world can get the chance to have a personal toyboy.)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Because my original review wasn't worthy of this world changing event:

This wedding marks a very sad day for all human with the hope to get the kinkiest lover of the world. *sob*

Toyward is offical taken. *sob*

At least he got a Toyward-worthy wedding. *goes to her bedroom and try to cure her depression with a ton of ice-cream*

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 24: Outtake #1 The Stool

Oops, I did it again. No review from me for this chapter.

Chapters like this are the reason why I can't see a kitchen only as kitchen. There's so much more. *grin*

Great chapter

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing

Ha ha ha *try to take a deep breath* ha ha ha *try to breath again*

Bella killed the boys' honeymoon, after Jasper had been so "strong".

That chapter is a killer. ;)

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Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On

What a way to kill such a kinky scene. In Emmett's place I would sleep with open eyes from now. There's no way, he can get away without a appropriate punishment. *evil grin*

Great chapter ;)

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She's a rockstar and he's a musician. Let's take a peek at a morning of their life. EXB Mature. Olderward. Written for Fandom4JuvenileDiabetes


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4060 Read Count: 6230
[Report This] Published: 25 Jun 2012 Updated: 25 Jun 2012
Reviewer: The_only_MrsEACullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very nice story

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The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28328 Read Count: 34722
[Report This] Published: 30 Jun 2012 Updated: 22 Oct 2012
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Date: 24 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I wonder if the boys are up for a deal.*looks very innocent*

They will get copies of my photos of my sightseeing in Greece, so they don't need to go outside and I will get a little... Ok, better a very big donation of Toyward's sperm, so I can be the mother of his children.

Deal? *looks hopeful*



Author's Response:

HA HA HA, we'll put that option to them hehe

TB & True x

Reviewer: The_only_MrsEACullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

HELL YES!!!

My toy-boys are back. *wide grin*



Author's Response:

hehe... yes ma'am they are!  xoxo

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Date: 03 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Oh my...

Ladies, have you lost your mind? I mean you can't bring something like that without a clear warning. Besides the fact my panties are ruined, my coffee went down the wrong pipe, when I read this.

You two should confess, you are researching ways to kill someone with porn.

Great chapter



Author's Response:

Sowwwy, We'll make sure that we put up warnings in the future hehe. And yes, we lost our minds quite a while ago, but we won't go looking for them, it's too much fun like this lol

Reviewer: The_only_MrsEACullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 09 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

First of all it's soooooo unfair.

Edward falls asleep nacked on the beach and he doesn't have even a sunburn. Where is there divine justice?! He has already the vacation in Greece with his hot man.
Isn't there a chance, the guys can fly in the little, sexy, kinky and only too willing me. I mean a the pile of toys looks veeeeeery promising. *looks hopefull*

Great chapter ;)

 



Author's Response:

He's a God hun, that's why he didn't get burnt *grumbles* lol

Reviewer: The_only_MrsEACullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 16 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Ok, when I can't get my own Toyward, then I must train my dearest husband to be him. *evil grin*

Great chapter



Author's Response:

LMAO!!  Good luck with that darlin'!  Glad you enjoyed the update!

 

xoxo

tb and True

3 Up...3 Down by samekraemer Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 738]
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A baseball pitcher, a catcher, and a fact checker/aspiring writer.  If love is so hard for two people, can three possibly make it work?  Edward Cullen has two problems…First, he’s in a secret relationship with his catcher that’s very contentious at times.  Second, his high school girlfriend, his first everything, is back in town.  Will the three strike out or will it be the ultimate homerun?

This story is a poly/slash story.  If that’s not your cup of tea, then I’d urge you to find something else because it begins with a bang, literally.  Edward and Jasper play semi-pro baseball, so there will be some baseball-related action, but it’s not a full-on sports story.  There will be a bit of violence and talk of domestic violence, but I’ve tried to be sensitive and will post a warning in those chapters.  At its heart, it’s a love story.  It’s just not a conventional one.

 

E/J/B and the rest of the cast.  Alice gets someone, too.  Very OOC/Sex/Some violence (nothing sexual)/Rated NC-17 for sex/language/ adult situations.

 


Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Risqué
Series: Stories I've Already read
Chapters: 69 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 215194 Read Count: 222215
[Report This] Published: 22 Jul 2012 Updated: 06 Aug 2012
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Date: 01 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Starting Line-Up

This is a story completely after my taste.

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Date: 01 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 - The Warm Up

I like it. It will be interesting to read how these three become an item.

Great chapter

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Date: 01 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - The Warm Up Pt. 2

Yummy

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Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - Date Nights Pt. 3

I think their "routine" to have date with only two of them not bad. In this way every one get his or her fair share.

Great chapter

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Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Unexpected Skills Pt. 2

This chapter makes me wish to learn to cut hair. *evil grin*

Great chapter

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Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29 - Road Trip! Pt. 3

Sex talk with the mother-in-law is one of the ebst things you can do with her.

Great chapter

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Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38 - WHAT?! Pt. 2

I can understand Edward's train of thought. Planing the future isn't a waste of time

 

Great chapter

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Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43 - The Keys to Happiness Pt 3

This was a very nice idea :)

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Date: 02 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 52: Chapter 52 - He Loves Me...He Loves Me Not

Oh, I knew this feeling. During my pregnancies I was always worried that my husband would leave me, because I ate his food, again. That's not funny, so I feel with Bella.

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Date: 03 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55 - Who's Your Daddy?

And this chapter shows why I'm happy about my fast births. My longest was only 3.5 hours and this was already a little hell for me.

Greta chapter

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Date: 05 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 64: Chapter 64 - Ch...Ch...Changes Pt. 3

I'm not sure, if Edward's return to baseball is a good idea. I mean he was unhappy, because his job caused several problems in his relationship. And if he goes back, the three will be separated again. No good foundation.

Great chapter ;)

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Date: 06 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69 - Epilogue Pt. 3

Thank you for sharing your unique story :)

Summary:

Isabella only wanted to make art with her lovers, until reality came crashing down.
Will she be able to face the heartache head on or will she go back to her old ways?    

Written for Fandom for Texas Wildfire Relief

Betas: LaMomo and Efeltwr
Banner Designer: IllicitWriter    


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 6913 Read Count: 885
[Report This] Published: 14 Apr 2013 Updated: 14 Apr 2013
Reviewer: The_only_MrsEACullen Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Did It Again

That was nice :)

Chains by TheSongSmith Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 16]
Summary:

Seth's fantasies existed only in his head. But when he decides to take the leap to real life, he realizes he has a lot to learn. Can the mysterious man he meets help him, and how will their relationship change? Can Seth let go of his fears? You'll have to read to find out!

 

Warning: BDSM story. If that's not your thing, don't read it.


Categories: Twilight, Making of a MASTERpiece Contest, All Human, Cracking the Whip, The Gentleman, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Emmett/Seth (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Dominance and submission
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 26118 Read Count: 6193
[Report This] Published: 10 Jun 2013 Updated: 04 May 2014
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Date: 12 Jun 2013 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I really like your story so far.