Penname: bower_of_bliss [Contact] Real name: If you knew I'd have to kill you
Member Since: 27 Jan 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:


I'm no longer younger than the answer to life the universe and everything.


I read the Twilight Saga in January 09 while recovering from surgery, and I felt sad when the books ended. I didn't want to stop reading about the characters. Thankfully, I discovered fan fiction.


I have a tendency to lead others into temptation, so after getting all my friends addicted to Twilight, I am slowly introducing them to fan-fics. I have often been blamed for being a corrupter and enabler. I regularly get blamed by others for their lack of sleep, continence issues, and lowering of housework standards. :P


I'm a big fan of U.S.T, not a huge fan of slash and prefer canon couples. I love reading AU, OOC and AH stories.


If I could have one wish it would be that I could clone myself, so I can read and write faster.


Isle E.S.M.E. 2412 is currently on hiatus until DNW is complete.


 



Beta-reader: Yes
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Stories by bower_of_bliss
Summary:

rescue

 

"As a cinematographer, I've given some thoughts to how I might die, but never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd die of dehydration, cut up and bleeding while perched in a tree in the middle of the Australian outback. As you can see, Sam is down below. He's an insane and perpetually randy, 7-foot tall, alpha-male kangaroo, and he belongs to that equally mental bloke, Cullen."


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Adventure, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure, Happily Ever After, Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 172240 Read Count: 23657
[Report This] Published: 30 Mar 2014 Updated: 16 Feb 2017
Summary:

It's just not cricket

 

From Wikipedia - Cricket is a unique game where in addition to the laws, the players must abide by the Spirit of the Game. The standard of sportsmanship has historically been considered so high that the phrase "it's just not cricket" was coined in the 19th Century to describe unfair or underhanded behaviour in any walk of life. (Edward/ Bella/ James).


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26250 Read Count: 2099
[Report This] Published: 04 Mar 2015 Updated: 10 Mar 2015
Summary: Past Featured Story

DNW

 

30 year old Bella Swan is the swimming instructor who teaches the Sunday morning daddy and baby classes.

 

Although he's a forbidden man, her attraction to Edward Cullen, the newest daddy to join the Waterbabes group, is instantaneous.

 

Can Bella drown her libido and maintain her professionalism?

 

B x E + H2O = slippery when wet.

 

All Human. Romance. Humor. Minimal angst.

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: I Whitlock's read , J's Read and Loved Stories
Chapters: 83 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 255880 Read Count: 158329
[Report This] Published: 02 Jun 2012 Updated: 30 Sep 2013
New Moon by bower_of_bliss Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

Based on real-life events.

Alcohol, music, a party on the beach at midnight. How a case of mistaken identity resulted in the most mortifying moment of my life.

Based on a true story - mine.

The names have been changed to protect the no-so-innocent


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward, Jasper/Alice
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1479 Read Count: 368
[Report This] Published: 05 Jun 2012 Updated: 05 Jun 2012
Summary:

How do you cope when the people you love are murdered? What do you do once you've hit rock bottom? Where do you escape to when your reality is out of control? And what happens when you meet the man of your dreams, only to discover he doesn't actually exist?

Take a journey into a strange, dystopian world where all is not as it seems OOC.

On Hiatus.


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Romance, Sci-Fi, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 59885 Read Count: 1423
[Report This] Published: 03 Jun 2012 Updated: 04 Jun 2012