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Summary: Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett and Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her. Why couldn’t this item go the way of the Member’s Only jacket! Oh and there might be a bit of revenge from Bella on Alice because of her controlling fashion ways.

Edward needs a fake fiancée for the weekend.  Bella loses a bet.  Perfect.  An entry for Part II Craigslist Contest.

Bella faces fierce competition to be crowned Ink God. Her biggest rival is the man who taught her everything about ink, not to mention love. With a lot of talent and a little luck, Bella knows she can win it all, including Edward's heart.

Bella Swan is a simple girl who never takes risks. But when bad boy Edward Cullen becomes her biology lab partner... well what happens in biology, stays in biology. Right? o/s, AH

Garcia drags Morgan into a plot to get JJ and Hotch together before she'll go home with him. Written for KricketWilliams.

JJ catches Dave in a lie.

Silly sexcapades of Leah and Sam before Sam got all puppified. Enter Sue Clearwater and her epic Sexual Education lecture. You'll never be able to view the act of sex the same again. NC-17 for content...and R for ridiculousness.

"Okay, can we talk about something a little more comfortable?" I questioned. "What are your views on abortion? And war? Politics? Drugs?" Anything other than this? I was moments away from making something up about me being a really drugged up Meth-head just to get her off of this subject. "How about Japanese porn?"

As Halloween once again approaches, Henry asks his Uncle Spence to dress up with him for Halloween. Before she knows it, JJ too has been drawn into the fun...

JJ and Hotch's run in at the local Valentine's Day seasonal shop causes the joy of JJ's Valentine's Day to rub off on Hotch's Valentine's Day plans in a most unique and interesting way.

This is a one shot of Halloween fun.    

Bill has let Sookie down on their date night, so she decided a night out to Fangtasia will lift her spirits.  Unfortunately, after one too many spirits, Eric has to take Sookie home and take care of her...in more ways than one.

Everyone has had a bad day and I am unfortunately no exception to this unwritten rule.

A one-shot of Christian and Ana's honeymoon in Britain.

The prank war between Derek Morgan and Spencer Reid that started in season 7, episode 4 "Painless," continues until something happens that makes them realize maybe they pushed it a bit too far.

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J

Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards

Bella, Rose and Alice go to the mall to engage in some Retail Therapy when a certain pixie finds herself in a humiliating position.

There are things even Reid can’t explain.

In which Kol is bored and flirtatious, Damona is kinda sorta maybe jealous, and Bonnie is just all around irritated.

Missing chapter from 'The Road Not Taken'... JJ and Spence get caught in a rainstorm while spending a Saturday afternoon at the park... however will they spend the rest of their afternoon?

Everyone wonders from time to time what their life could have been if they had made different choices, if their eyes had been open to the opportunities in front of them, if things had been different. JJ gets an opportunity to find out.

"This is what I've become. I have succumbed to evil and turned into everything I ever hated. I'm a nesting mother to be who is writing in a diary to satisfy my boredom." Leah Clearwater pregnant. Follows "The Dawn Was Already Broken" M for dirty language.

Bella is spending a year in London. Working at a party she meets a very sexy and very regal man looking for an escape. Result - a night with the Royal Staff which fast becomes so much more.

Garcia has a April Fools Prank that is sure to catch the team leader by surprise

What happens when Hotch slips up and calls JJ by her real name while undercover?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes 

Bella and Edward Cullen have a perfect life, the only thing missing are children. After years of trying and to no success, Bella turns to fertility drugs. When she finally gets pregnant, she may get more than she bargained for with six surprises. A story about raising multiples, trying to maintain your marriage, and learning there's more to life than you ever expected. All Human Canon Pairings

EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?

A Paul imprint story with my o/c. Different from twilight. Some characters won't be present, and some will be developed the way I see them, not as they were seen in the sage. Give it a shot! Read, review, and enjoy.

Summary: For Bella, as bad days go, this one was a ten. Top of the pile. And she definitely didn't need some do-gooder trying to muscle in. She could take care of herself - why the hell couldn't he grasp that simple fact?

WARNING - Adult themes

Pairing: Bella/Emmett

**WINNER**
Best Bella, Sunflower Awards 2012
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When Bella saw Edward for the first time, she became obsessed. What will she do to make sure Edward is hers? TFA 2011 Summer Fantasy Contest- Public's Pick Winner

This is the one shot version.

The lovely differences between several Military acronyms explained. What? Don't you know what FUBAR is?

Reid and Prentiss have a secret method of stress relief... and it's not what you think! Written for the 'All the Colors of the Rainbow Challenge' Sept 2011

Sisters, Alice and Bella are worried over their sick father. Bella takes it upon herself to travel through the woods to see Zafrina, the witch. She will be sent on a quest to prove her worthiness to save her father. Along the way, Bella will find herself bargaining favors with ogres (Emmett), elves (Carlisle) and even fairies (Edward)...which one will win her heart? Consider yourself warned that this will be an ADULT fairytale!

Sometimes opportunities present themselves & you have to make the most of them. What starts as an innocent camping trip among friends turns into so much more. E/J slash. NC-17 for mature themes. *2nd place winner for Judges & voters choice in the DYAC contest*

Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?

Jack take of his daddy while he's sick.

*1955* Edward, a typical American youth of the fabulous fifties being ruled by his hormones, is the new kid in town. Romance/comedy/slight drama - a coming of age story with eventual E/B. AH. OOC. Rated M. EPOV

The Cullens are about to lose their family business. How far will Edward Cullen go to save it?

After Bella's 18th birthday accident the entire Cullen family leaves Forks leaving behind a devastated Bella.

Four months later, when Bella seems to start healing from her heartbreak she is faced with one Edward Cullen, only he is not the same Edward she has known before.

As he reveals the reasons of his lies and actions Bella has to make a decision that will change her life forever...

New Moon Alternate Universe - canon couples (perhaps a little OOC later on). Rated 'T' but if everything goes according to plan the rating will change in the future *hint hint*

I know the NM AU is a very popular theme, but give it a try it's not your usual NM AU story! And yes, I did just shamelessly promote myself... An author's got to do what an author's got to do.

Emmett drags Bella along to find the perfect anniversary gift for Rose, only nothing goes as planned. Cannon couples. o/s

Summary: Bella believes in fated love, fairytales, and Prince Charming. Edward thinks that love is for deluded people and it has no place in his life. Can Bella show him that true love exists, or will he shatter her dreams and turn her into a cynic like him? Sometimes you don't have to be right, sometimes it just has to feel right.

 EPOV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.

Thanks very much once again to Coleen561 for the awesome banner!

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Summary:  After getting roped into attending Comic-Con by his boss, Edward is pleasantly surprised when Isabella is forced to man their company's booth with him. A geeky love story about what happens when you meet your perfect match among lightsabers, Leia and Leonard Nemoy.

Just another day at St. Vladimir's Academy with Dimitri and Rose, supported by Christian's mouth, and just a touch of Lissa and Adrian. One-shot.

Edward tells Nessie Bella and his story in fairytale form and Nessie gets curious as to where babies come from. O/S

Edward leases out his late aunt's house for extra cash. "Property Management for Dummies" should've prepared him for this. AH, ExB will update every other day.

Three days before Thanksgiving newly engaged Bella gets some surprises from her fiance Edward. What is his secret and will their relationship make it? And what happens on Thanksgiving day with his ganja loving brother meets her chief of Police Dad?

Bella has a love/hate relationship with Edward, the new Finance VP of Cullen Communications. Well, mostly, it's a hate relationship, so when he spills his drink on her dress on the company's Christmas party, she tells him exactly what she thinks of him.

His reaction? He kisses her!

"My finger was still placed firmly in his chest; apparently I was still poking him. "You think you're some kind of God's gift to womankind!" Is that even a word? Oh, who cares! "You walk around like a bloody, er, rooster." Now's definitely not the time to mention that, Bella."

A birthday preset written for shpwhitney.

Sweet, funny, and fluffy. All Human.

EPOV of Come Closer Chapter 7, Sugar and Spice.

Edward is late to Isabella's dinner because he fed his secretary an appetizer at the office. When he finally arrives, will he be an invited guest or an entree?

OOC, Characters: Edward, Isabella, Jasper, Emmett, Rosalie