[Report This]Date: 12 Jul 2011 5:04 PM Title: Mashed Taters
Funny can't wait for the next chapter. : )
Date: 17 May 2011 5:46 AM Title: Mashed Taters
LMAO THIS IS HILARIOUS! BLOW HIS ASS OFF, is what i kept wanting to yell!
Date: 23 Jan 2011 1:30 AM Title: Mashed Taters
Omg I love this story!! It's insane but hilarious. And Blitzen is like my new bestie lmao. :)
Date: 01 Jan 2011 3:49 AM Title: Mashed Taters
I really love this story...can't wait to read more...happy new year!
Date: 25 Dec 2010 7:01 AM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
great story so far love... and i was wondering when the nxt chapter of cambion was coming up
Author's Response:
i'm actually working on it right nowers!
Date: 23 Dec 2010 6:53 AM Title: Mashed Taters
uh-oh. looks like a return trip to shotgun bella is in store for our Santaward.
[Report This]Date: 23 Dec 2010 5:58 AM Title: Mashed Taters
LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!! Loved this chapter! The announcement was hilarious!!!
Keep on rockin'!
~Jells
Date: 23 Dec 2010 5:54 AM Title: Mashed Taters
Love it! This story always makes me smile.
Date: 23 Dec 2010 4:48 AM Title: Mashed Taters
he left the hat!!!!omg wow thats so not good update soon
[Report This]Date: 23 Dec 2010 4:41 AM Title: Mashed Taters
Mashed Taters, lmao, loved and loved, Poor Edward just cant get a break.. Looks like to me this is a set up for all kinds of naughty. Does'nt take him much to find trouble so ta dum, what now.....omg dont let Charlie find it....
Date: 22 Dec 2010 4:52 PM Title: Crazy Wench
Jasper as Father Time is absolutely perfect. So does this mean he "imprinted" on her for lack of a better word? The buzzing feeling he feels Is that the Immortal version of imprinting. He has most certainly met his match. and Edward my dear most women can use a broom and or a gun with the same result.. She would have still kicked your arse my dear had it not been for them seeing you mess this up.. I want to be the fly on the wall at family dinner when they get back. haha and oh yeah Who is Emmett going to be the tooth fairy? lmao, I just crack myself up.;)~~
Date: 22 Dec 2010 1:12 PM Title: Crazy Wench
lmao edward vs. blitzen who will come out on top?only chapters will tell..:)
wow jasper is father time woot woot thats great...wow bella is a protective mama bear update soon
Date: 22 Dec 2010 5:20 AM Title: Crazy Wench
Awesome! Score Edward! Lmaoo at Blitzen!
OOOOOO, I think Cookieward is in love!
[Report This]Date: 22 Dec 2010 5:19 AM Title: Plumbers Butt....
Freeze mother fucker! Whoa Bella!!! lmao
Great chapter tyggy! Loved your Cookieward!
[Report This]Date: 22 Dec 2010 5:19 AM Title: Crazy Wench
OMG!!! I LOVED the chapter! LMFAO! Gotta love Father Time, Jasper, and of course Blitzen!!! I enjoyed how Edward is starting to fall for Bella. I wonder what she'll think of him, prolly nothing goog huh? LOL LMAO@ the bullet scene. Edward Santa thought for sure he was gonna get it! The time stopping was fuckawesome, loved how you explained that. Brilliant!!! LMAOOOO@ Cullen 1 and Blitzen 0 *giggles* The banter between him and Blitzen is priceless!
I can't get enuff of this story!
All I can say is MORE MORE MORE!! EFFFIN NOW!! =D
Keep Rockin'!
~Jells
Date: 21 Dec 2010 6:17 PM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
:)
Date: 21 Dec 2010 2:34 AM Title: Plumbers Butt....
Hysterical ending...I so can't wait to see if Edward gets it in the rear...I mean the bullet! HAHA!
[Report This]Date: 21 Dec 2010 1:36 AM Title: Plumbers Butt....
I heart Blitzen that pain in the ass. I guess edward didnt hear the part dont duck this up. Lil Jacob already has had a rough start, the loss of his mother and grandfather and the betrayel of his father, Weakness is never pretty but it happens. I love this tough Bella, she is soft and maternal but still kick ass and touch, Santa doesnt stand a chance,
[Report This]Date: 21 Dec 2010 12:19 AM Title: Plumbers Butt....
TYG!!!
Loved chapter 2! Paul is a mofo! I felt so bad for Jake. That must have been tough to write the child abuse scene. But you did an amazing job, like always! It was so sweet that Bella took Jake in, adopting him and treating him as her own. I'm glad that Jake has such a caring family.
LMAO@ Edward's ass crack. Too funny! The ending scene was too effin hilarious! Gotdammitt I LOVED it! Damn Cookieward, eating all of Bella's cookies. Pfft who the F*** does he think he is? Oh yeah, Santa! *giggles*
Love the pics you posted, ass crack Santa and Team Blitzen! *giggles* Hell Yeah for TB! Love the smart ass reindeer =D
Can't wait for more, betch!
~Jells
Date: 20 Dec 2010 10:37 PM Title: Plumbers Butt....
I don't know if i'm team blitzen he's really sarcastic though lol....wow go bella.wonder how edward will explain himself?update soon
Date: 20 Dec 2010 1:07 PM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
HA HA HA HA HA....what a great way to start my morning. Bliltzen is freaking RAD... and this story clears up something... I didn't know that Santa came to get my list...that's fuck awesome. I am going to get right to that today. I thought I had to mail the fucker and I lost the addy a long time ago.
Thanks for the heads up.
Love it.
Author's Response:
LMAO!! please don't tell your son that lmao!! I made all that shit up so Edward could get near the COOKIES! lmao thanks for reading sweets!
Date: 20 Dec 2010 4:16 AM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
Oh my that was funny!!! I was cracking up that Edward and Blitzen don't get along and they try to one up each other constantly!!
Author's Response:
you should see the banner i made Blitzen lovers it's too cute
Date: 19 Dec 2010 2:42 PM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
I like it can't wait to read more thank you.
Author's Response:
aww thank you sweetie! thank u for reading
[Report This]Date: 19 Dec 2010 3:53 AM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
LMAOOOOOOOO!!!
Tygggg!!! That was effin' awesome!
Blitzen is my fave reindeer! He's funneh! I love how all the reindeer talk back. The scene where Edward wanted to beat some reindeer arse was effin hilarious!
I love this Santa Edward, he's hilarious! Oh and imagining Edward tip-toeing <--lmao and getting ash in his face! Tooo funneh! But OMG! When he was dangling upside down was my fave!!! I have to agree, who goes commando in freezing cold weather? lmao I could just imagine Edward Santa devouring all the sugar cookies MINE! LOLOLOL!
I can't wait for more...NOW!
~Jells
Author's Response:
it's here it's heres it's here!
[Report This]Date: 19 Dec 2010 3:02 AM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
My poor Edward is a mess. What part of dont fuck this up didnt you get? hahhaa, so much for kissing santa under the mistle toe to shooting under the suger cookies. so funny, can I rub his arse though, I got the band aid. lol Love the Banner
Author's Response:
lmao he has a santa ass in the next chapter with those pants on lmao it isn't too pretty lmao
[Report This]Date: 19 Dec 2010 2:51 AM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
First of all, I want to point out the obvious... you are a terrific writer. Your imagination is just fuckawesome. LOL
I loved the concept of Edward being a reluctant Santa and Blitzen as a smart talking ass. lol. I totally love the banter going on between them. I would have wanted to be around to see Edward's arse display lol.
Edward is fucked up! I can't wait to see why...
I will wait for your update tomorrow.... *jumping up and down!*
Author's Response:
*is updated boss! lmaoo
Date: 19 Dec 2010 1:38 AM Title: T-was the Night Before December 18th
omg she shot santa!omg lol update soon
Author's Response:
thank you honey!