Reviewer: IBelongToAVampire Signed [Report This]
Date: 29 Sep 2011 6:56 PM Title: Chapter 1

Since you're at TWCS, imma leave my comment here too. What I forgot to mention in my other review is that I LOVED your author's note. *giggles* Had me crackin' up from the beginning! Great griggin' job, bb!

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OMG I loved this story. You had me from the very beginning! And love the way of your words. It was hot and made me giggle ...okay who am I kidding it made laugh my ass off *thinks about Mrs Palm and her five daughters and Jasper making the bed collapse* And so much for vamps existence being kept secret because their feet made deep impressions on whatever they walked on. Walking boulders. lmaooo    Gotta LOVE Jasper. He's such a naughty boy err vampire. And an impressive squiter. *snicker*  so hot! And of course he thinks he's "all that and a bag of chips" (don't think we use that expression anymore lol) since he looks in the mirror and blows a kiss to himself. lmaooo Of course he thinks with his 'head'...such a horny vamp and Ninja too. lolololol   *giggles @ Kirsty McStewardson* and OMG witches!! So freakin cool! They wanted some Jasper *snickers*   "Bella's not for food, Bella's for fucking" LMAO   You know I could totally see Alice with an Egyptian shoe designer named Shomoy. lol It just seems...right.   OMG lol'ing @ Edward's fear of virgin females.   Well then Jasper....feed Bella's hoohah *giggles* Is it wrong to be turned on and laugh my ass off at the same time??? lmao   I think "Jizzy" is the perfect nickname for Jasper. J/S *giggle*   Oooo bumsex, eh? lolol   Story of my friggin' life ---> " just want to eat strange shit, sleep and pee" xD   Twins? Twins!! OMG twins! Beljar and Jarbel!   LOL @ dirty fucking smelly dogs! You tell em Bella. hehe   Loved this line! : "And they all lived happily ever after in Lala land, where the vampires cavorted with unicorns and everyone's farts turned into rainbows and all were blissful all of the time."   By far this story was the funniest I have EVER read! LOVED it,bb!  Thanks for the fuckawesome read!   XxOo   Jells

Author's Response:

Aww you are my first review on this site. Thank you so much hugs. I know my authors note was cheeky but I intended them to be. ;-))