Date: 13 Jul 2013 8:10 PM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
Loved it! Funny chapter! Bella is hilarious!
Date: 13 Jul 2013 8:00 PM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
Loved it!
Date: 15 Mar 2013 2:58 AM Title: Chapter 4
In response to your authors note- I have a frequent buyer card to my local shop. Every dollar is a point. Every 100 points is a gift certificate for $10 or something like that.
Date: 05 Jan 2013 11:09 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
So hot!
Gotta love Emmett!
Date: 05 Jan 2013 9:53 PM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
That was so funny!
I hope they let Bella join them later on!
Date: 05 Jan 2013 2:49 AM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
LMAO!!
And how Edward to just pick up a grape to pop in his mouth!!
Date: 05 Jan 2013 2:43 AM Title: Chapter 23
I loved everything about this story!
Thanks you so much for sharing girls!
I would like to stay, but i gotta run! Have to catch a flight to Greece! See ya!!
Date: 05 Jan 2013 1:57 AM Title: Chapter 22
Is it wrong to say i kinda want to be gay when i read this Fic?!
I'm in love with them both!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 8:30 PM Title: Chapter 21
Loved it and i wish a naked Jasper would open the door next time i'll come home!
I would fall to my knees without hasitation! ;)
Date: 04 Jan 2013 1:51 PM Title: Chapter 20
Thank you so much for sharing this story, i love it!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 12:55 PM Title: Chapter 19
That was sooooo good!!!! Thanks! :)
Date: 04 Jan 2013 12:29 PM Title: Chapter 18
Another cliffy? Really??
Like i said before, glad it's completed!! ;)
Date: 04 Jan 2013 12:17 PM Title: Chapter 17
"Harmless...but quite the flirt. And very forward, I'm sure if we ever wanted to 'expand our horizons', she would be more than happy to be our third leg."
That just made me think all kinds of naughty things!!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 11:59 AM Title: Chapter 16
The tension is killing me!! Release please! ;)
Date: 04 Jan 2013 11:45 AM Title: Chapter 15
Glad this Fic is completed or i would have hunted you down!!
I don't do cliffies very well! ;)
Date: 04 Jan 2013 11:28 AM Title: Chapter 14
"I had to take a few minutes to breathe through not spraying my room in my salted cream."
I feel nothing but love, you girls rock!!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 10:42 AM Title: Chapter 13
I wonder what Em's up to?
Have i told you i love this story!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 10:26 AM Title: Chapter 12
"I find anal penetration quite enjoyable sometimes," he mused with a wistful."
That's just so TMI coming from one of the rents! ;)
Date: 04 Jan 2013 10:16 AM Title: Chapter 11
I'm actually kind of sad now!
But i know they bounce back!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 9:26 AM Title: Chapter 10
"I've got to go," I whispered against his ear.
He nodded and whispered back, "I know."
Yeah, i'm a sap, but you kinda made my eyes teary!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 1:45 AM Title: Chapter 9
I was laughing so hard threw that whole thing with Maggie in the sex shop!!!!
And the picture in the blog to go with it? Damn i need bleach again!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 1:22 AM Title: Chapter 8
I think it was better for me then for them!
Damn your lemons can kill! They should come with a warning or something!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 12:45 AM Title: Chapter 7
"I locked my dick into the Gates of Hell"
Oh no, poor thing! Don't worry, i'll set you free!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 12:30 AM Title: Chapter 6
"I found her in the bedroom, in just her black lace thong, sitting on the bed."
I'm going to throw up! Bleach please!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 12:15 AM Title: Chapter 5
Damn cockblocking customer!!
Date: 04 Jan 2013 12:04 AM Title: Chapter 4
I'm totally whimpering!
And btw Maggie, i don't mention her b/c i kinda pretend she doesn't exist!
Date: 03 Jan 2013 11:04 PM Title: Chapter 3
I'm already in love with Toyward but this is what made me fall in love with Toysper! Hell I wanted to jump him! :)
"You really want to know what I want? I want to be thrown up against a wall while someone, a man, attacks my skin, covers it with little nibbles, passionate kisses that leave my face stinging from their stubble, hair pulling and then when I can't take anymore, I want to beg to be fucked… hard. I want to come so hard while that person pounds into me like there's no tomorrow,"
Date: 03 Jan 2013 10:47 PM Title: Chapter 2
"Yeah, that fucker started vibrating at 6:45 on the nose, just as I'd programmed it to. All I had to do was pull my knees up, clench my ass and tweak my nipples and my day started with a hands free O."
Girls! Seriously!
I choked on my soda i was drinking! ;)
Date: 03 Jan 2013 10:22 PM Title: Chapter 1 "Let’s go with the rainforest…because it was definitely sticky, hot and unchartered with who knows what lurking in its depths"
So ok, now I finally began to read this Fic and its already cracking me up!
Running to the next chapter! See ya!
Date: 22 Dec 2012 3:11 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
LMAO @ this outtake! Sheesh ladies, you really know how to work these two boys. I loved everything about them. Light and fun. Loved the writing and the characters. Snuffy was completely annoying, which I'm sure she was supposed to be. Bravo! Can't wait to read the sequel. <3
Date: 23 Nov 2012 10:59 PM Title: Chapter 23
awesome story loved it!!!!
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:40 AM Title: Chapter 16
"left me flopping like a fish out of water" Oh Edward, you liar. Nothing on you has been flopping since that boy first walked in too your toy shop!
And yes, Jasper, you DO owe Emmett, but that's the least of your concerns right now. You have your man,hot, hard, commando and leaking- DEAL WITH THAT!
We'd like pictures and video please. We promise not to youtube them.
*happy claps* YAY! Matching tattoos!
OHHH and an outtake! I have never ever been so happy to have overextended myself and promised a donation to that compilation!
PLEASE PLEASE smexing next week? *begs on knees with huge puppy dog eyes, while surreptitiously licking lips at the thought of hot Toysper sexin*
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:39 AM Title: Chapter 15
*crawls whimpering into the corner in the fetal position, where kids find her after school*
6 y/o: *whispers* What's wrong with mommy?
8 y/o: *whispers back* Dunno. I bet its got something to do with a story.
6 y/o: *whispers* one of hers?
8 y/o: *whispers back* no hers make her throw things, I bet its that R and T ladies she's always yelling about.
6 y/o: *whispers* well, whatta we do?
12 y/o: I got this y'all go to your rooms. Mom? Mom? Adam Lambert and Jackson kissed at a concert in California. I bet you can find pics on the internet. *snickers and runs outside*
*scrambles to laptop, then curses 12 y/o and threatens military school*
Thank fuck Corbin Fisher had a video sale, I might have enough porn to get me through the weekend til Monday!
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:38 AM Title: Chapter 14
You teasing hussies! OMG! I may have sex again before Jasper and Edward finally do, and since I spend all my time holed up in my house writing, that's a big stretch.
*at the word stretch, mind flits to J's pre date prep and eyes become glossy*
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:37 AM Title: Chapter 9
MWAH! Thank you both for sharing this with me for my birthday!
THATS RIGHT MAGGOT, move on with Eric, so my boys can lock the door and get BIZZAY!
That's definitely a great way to get rid of her.
And we have for you today, Maggot, this ruined, deflated dildo pillow for your parting gift. BUH BYE!
Leave the engagement ring at the front door with your key when you move your Pepto Bismol colored shit out of Jasper's life!
AND YAY! Sexy Can I! Im pretty sure I shared that one with you!
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:36 AM Title: Chapter 6
Good Lord Maggie makes me ill!
And Edward's comment bout the ugly tree- -effing priceless
Bedazzler? *cringes*
Ohhh Phone sex with E/J sign me up for the party line!
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:35 AM Title: Chapter 5
NOW- Jasper needs to carry his ass on home, toss Mrs Snuffleupagus out on her obnoxious, red-headed, ass- let her keep the ring, if he has to, and buy her a nice toy for a parting gift.
Then he can trot himself right on back to the store, flip the closed sign, and E can show all about how all the toys work...personally.
J/S
and I may have whimpered, too.
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:34 AM Title: Chapter 4
OMFG Jasper singing Candyman? *DED* and Edward singing Let's Talk About Sex? PUURRRRFECT!
You know how much I love the line about ditching the girl! DO IT JASPER then you and Edward can "talk" about sex!
Date: 02 Oct 2012 6:34 AM Title: Chapter 3
I kept saying I would do this -- so . . .
*faints* Jesus Fuck! I think, no, I KNOW, I whimpered.
Can I, pretty please with chocolate covered Jasper on top (wait wrong fic) has that scene? *bats eyes and blows kiss in a non Maggie way*
Date: 28 Sep 2012 9:11 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
teh ed of that was fucking priceless my sides hurt from laughing so much!
Date: 09 Aug 2012 6:10 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
I really really liked this story! I loved all the toys and sexy times, but also that it still stayed classy and had a plot!
Date: 25 Jul 2012 9:35 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Loved it, loved it, loved it!
Date: 24 Jul 2012 3:27 PM Title: Chapter 23
Great story. Sorry I didn't review each chapter, but I'm a shit that way. Loved it!
Date: 24 Jul 2012 2:35 PM Title: Chapter 18
Pink is just not their friend...
Date: 24 Jul 2012 1:57 PM Title: Chapter 14
Go get your man!!!
Date: 24 Jul 2012 1:53 PM Title: Chapter 1
Just found it. Looking forward to it. Interesting first chapter.
Date: 12 Jul 2012 10:48 AM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
Mmmm memories...as a member of the Breaking Furniture Club I have to agree, you can't stop mid O...the OMG and laughs afterwards are so worth it!
Date: 12 Jul 2012 10:16 AM Title: Chapter 22
Best proposal ever!!!
Date: 12 Jul 2012 10:01 AM Title: Chapter 21
Awwwwwwww...great chapter!
Date: 12 Jul 2012 3:27 AM Title: Chapter 19
These boys are so fucking sexy and hot...I think I'm in luv ;)
Date: 11 Jul 2012 9:42 AM Title: Chapter 3
I definitely like the verbal Jasper...hopefully Edward can help him with what he wants!
Date: 11 Jul 2012 9:31 AM Title: Chapter 2
Oh my, alarm clock butt plugs...are those "like" for real?
Date: 04 Jul 2012 8:29 AM Title: Chapter 3
wow wowo wow, i think i just died, my man will be happy tonight if i keep reading :)
Date: 21 Jun 2012 7:15 PM Title: Chapter 1
Hey! I loved your story over at FF so I decided to follow you here too. Could we maybe have an outtake of their first time after Jasper's new piercing? Thanks!
Date: 15 Jun 2012 7:01 AM Title: Chapter 10
PJ littlefoot 3/21/12 ch10 I'm glad y'all put it on one profile. When there's a collab no matter what if its posted from multiple accounts someone always gets more reviews and I find that weird... its the same story! Anyway I can't wait for Monday and... maggie can have her country club just get her claws out of Jasper.
Date: 15 Jun 2012 2:27 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Just read the latest on the other site - and your plea for reviews ober here, so: Thanks for the short but sweet out-tske, looking forward to seeing what the Boys get up to in Greece.
Can't wait until all my favorite authors are on this site . . . or til they just wrap-up the stories that are only found there.
Date: 15 Jun 2012 2:11 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Bahaha! I hate reading in this site but I love the story so I'll follow!
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:23 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Oh my God, only Emmett could burst into a scene like that, hahaha! Yeehaw! Ride em cowboy. Lol.
I've really loved this story, it's so funny.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:22 PM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
Bwahahahaha! No sex for six weeks, I can't believe they never thought about that, but then again Edward wasn't having sex when he had his done, lol. Awwww, boys, it'll be worth it in the end. Hahahaha!
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:21 PM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
Stool sex...seemed like a good idea...got a bit ambtious...stool got wobbly...thank God they only broke the stool and not themselves...they had a big finish though, lol.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:20 PM Title: Chapter 23
Awww, they're married and Rose turned up. Oh my God, only Emmett would turn up as the Matron of Honour, hahaha! What about Edward and Jasper's parents, aren't they going to be upset that they missed such an important occasion for the boys?
I'm looking froward to Greece.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:19 PM Title: Chapter 22
Awww, they're getting married...now...wow, quick worker that Edward. Lol, I should have known it would be cock ring, after all they have to remain true to themselves.
I wonder what Snuffy will think of this when she hears about it? Ah, who cares she was just a gold digging trollop anyway, lol.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:18 PM Title: Chapter 21
Awwwww, indeed. These two are so hot together. Hadn't Edward been a busy boy setting up his surprise for Jasper. I think Emmett's going to milk all those favours he's going to owe him, lol.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:18 PM Title: Chapter 20
No romping in the woods then, shame. Lol, they shouldn't need toys yet, I mean they can't keep their hands off each other. Jasper's on his way to Greece then and there I was thinking it was going to be a holiday. What does Jasper do, besides Edward, anyway?
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:17 PM Title: Chapter 19
These boys are moving forward really quickly, but then when you know what you want, why wait. Looks like Jasper's going to get to know Bella a lot more intimately, bwahahahaha!
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:16 PM Title: Chapter 18
Oh my God you ladies did it again, you are the cockblocking queens and again I'm thankful not to have to wait for the update.
Awwww, they love each other. *happy sigh*
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:15 PM Title: Chapter 17
Road head, lol, Edward just couldn't wait could he, hahahahaha!
Will he be able to get Jasper out of trouble or is he just going to lead him into more? *snort*
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:14 PM Title: Chapter 16
Oh my, that was hot, I'm running to the next chapter.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:13 PM Title: Chapter 15
Thank God I don't have to wait for the update or I may be calling you ladies some names at this point, lol.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:13 PM Title: Chapter 14
I do love the rash decisions of the drunk or the hungover, tattoo and eyebrow piercing. Tattoo, I get that and that's really hot, I've never been a fan of face metal though so the eyebrow piercing I'm thinking is more like a teenage rebel, lol. What's Edward going to think when he sees him? He's got a double or rather a triple surprise coming his way.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:12 PM Title: Chapter 13
Lol, Jasper's parents are funny and I'm so glad that slutty Maggie showed her true colours.
What has Emmett said to Jasper? I can't believe Edward threw his phone and smashed it, temper, temper, lol.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:11 PM Title: Chapter 12
Lol, Edward's as bad as Jasper. I love Emmett, he's as funny as the rest of them and as for not getting Rosie up the duff, maybe he needs to practice more, I mean that's the fun bit, lol.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:10 PM Title: Chapter 11
Well Jasper certainly did that in style, lol. I would loved to have seen Snuffy's face, lol, especially when Jasper was going on about her pubes, I imagine he was trying to say it was like an amazonian rainforest, bwahahahahaha!
Awww, I hope these two get back together soon.
Jane x
Date: 14 Jun 2012 5:08 PM Title: Chapter 10
Wow, Snuffy soon changed her tune when Eric spoke to her didn't she. She is so fickle, thick, fake...oh the list is endless but I really can't wait to see the back of this dim witted bimbo, as funny as she can be.
I've come to the conclusion that Eric's blind.
Jane x