Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:22 AM Title: Chapter 40
hahahahhahahaha I knew it
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:18 AM Title: Chapter 38
???? Something to do with babies????
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:14 AM Title: Chapter 34
I can't................I'm crying
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:08 AM Title: Chapter 27
stop haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa it hurts
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:05 AM Title: Chapter 25
I LOVE BELLA hahahahahahahaha
Date: 13 Jan 2020 6:04 AM Title: Chapter 24
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Date: 13 Jan 2020 5:57 AM Title: Chapter 13
I'm laughing at all the text sortcuts.
Date: 09 Feb 2018 8:09 PM Title: Chapter 40
Thank you that was funny.
Date: 09 Feb 2018 5:34 PM Title: Chapter 2
Yeah someone actually knows about stds. In this day and age that is very surprising. Everyone has sex like they change their underwear. They took something that is beautiful something two people who care and or love each other to show that love and made it disgusting with there have sex with as many people as you can. I know I sound old fashioned but that is the way i see this younger generation. My grandma taught me sex is for people to show there love. Also she taught me that if you dress like a slut you will be treated like a slut. She did not use those extract words but that was what she ment.
Date: 03 Apr 2016 9:28 PM Title: Chapter 40
thanks for sharing this comical drabble with us ;D
Date: 01 Jan 2016 4:57 PM Title: Chapter 40
OMGosh! ! ! ! ! ! This one was too funny. Sorry I did not review every chapter. They were really short, I find it hard to,review sometimes when the chapters are really short. Great funny story. Love Esme in this one.
Date: 11 Feb 2014 3:02 AM Title: Chapter 40
This was hilarious, am still laughing. Loved it
Date: 14 Aug 2013 9:29 PM Title: Chapter 7
Weirdest thing just happened! I went to read chapter two, and it wasn't there! Neither were chapters three, four, five, or six! Finally chapter seven was there! Thank goodness, thought I was living in the Twilight Zone, and I don't mean the saga's zone, either.
Date: 14 Aug 2013 9:15 PM Title: Chapter 1
I see what you meant about this being totally for laughs, and thank you for a couple already!
Date: 28 Apr 2013 2:35 PM Title: Chapter 40
LMAO Too cute!
Date: 25 Nov 2012 9:15 PM Title: Chapter 40
OH MY GOD! 8D LOL! I don't think I've ever been so embarrassed for someone else before! HAHAHA!!! I am SO GLAD I found this!
Date: 01 Aug 2012 3:41 AM Title: Chapter 40
that was awesome, congrats, was very very funny to read!!!
;)
Date: 01 Aug 2012 3:05 AM Title: Chapter 13
hum.... don't know...
Oo?
Date: 01 Aug 2012 3:03 AM Title: Chapter 12
Oh god! lol....
Date: 01 Aug 2012 2:58 AM Title: Chapter 11
lol
.... "8 === D es un gallo.
(.) (.) Son un par de tetas :)
@> -, - Es una rosa"...
we know!
:D
Date: 31 Jul 2012 4:07 PM Title: Chapter 6
Please tell me Vishous the cat is named after the vamp from Black Dagger Brotherhood. If so, I think I just fell in love with you again!
Author's Response:
Hehe, of course! :D
Date: 31 Jul 2012 5:04 AM Title: Chapter 40
Great story I laughed so much :)
Date: 31 Jul 2012 3:15 AM Title: Chapter 40
OMG! I couldn't stop laughing. It was too fucking funny. I loved it.
Date: 31 Jul 2012 12:31 AM Title: Chapter 6
I love Vishous! BBB are the best! okay maybe it's a tie with Twilight. ;)
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:43 PM Title: Chapter 40
Of course esme is still being nosy! Great story loved it x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:29 PM Title: Chapter 39
I am sure bella ranted long than needed just to get bent over like that! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:28 PM Title: Chapter 38
Oh no I dread to think what e surprise is. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:27 PM Title: Chapter 37
I bet it was the phone confiscation! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:26 PM Title: Chapter 36
It must have been a good night to over sleep that late on your wedding day. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:25 PM Title: Chapter 35
They could always practice bellas text while Edwards parents do too! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:24 PM Title: Chapter 34
Stag night outfits sound lovely. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:20 PM Title: Chapter 33
Definitely and intervention needed. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:18 PM Title: Chapter 32
Oh bella fancy introducing esme to that at her age! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:16 PM Title: Chapter 31
Things are going to well, disaster waiting to happen! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:16 PM Title: Chapter 30
If your parents are that elderly you just want to give em babies. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:14 PM Title: Chapter 29
Oh bella! I am sure Carlisle won't forget! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:13 PM Title: Chapter 28
Poor esme needs a brandy herself! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:12 PM Title: Chapter 27
Oh how mortifying! I once had to explain to my mum what a twat was so I feel their pain! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:11 PM Title: Chapter 26
Omg just realised what esme said was for dinner! Hilarious x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:09 PM Title: Chapter 25
Ewww and dinner just gets worse. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:09 PM Title: Chapter 24
The mini snacks sound gross! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:08 PM Title: Chapter 23
Nothing like the heavy hints about weddings. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:07 PM Title: Chapter 22
I am sure Edward would like bella in a pinny and nothing else. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:05 PM Title: Chapter 21
Never good if your MIL cooking is that bad. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:04 PM Title: Chapter 20
So lovely Edward was a surprise and so loved. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:04 PM Title: Chapter 19
A heavy dose of kink should cheer bella up. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:03 PM Title: Chapter 18
Is esme stalking Edwards phone?! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:02 PM Title: Chapter 17
If only Charlie knew about the text! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 5:00 PM Title: Chapter 16
Has Edward been hinting to esme about a wedding! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:15 PM Title: Chapter 15
So eager to be married then. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:14 PM Title: Chapter 14
Mmm love kinky Edward! He he great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:12 PM Title: Chapter 13
Why wouldn't bella cave? I am sure she needs it after the trauma. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:10 PM Title: Chapter 12
I am so gong to send that to Mr S and see if he can work it out! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:09 PM Title: Chapter 11
Now I wants to know what they were up to after church! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:08 PM Title: Chapter 10
Nosy mums! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:07 PM Title: Chapter 9
Esme is soon going to find out it doesn't mean eyes! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:06 PM Title: Chapter 8
Hilarious! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:05 PM Title: Chapter 7
Why do I think Edward is going to regret ignoring bella. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:04 PM Title: Chapter 6
Kinky fuckers are always the best. Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:03 PM Title: Chapter 5
Men will do anything to get into women's pants sometimes! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:02 PM Title: Chapter 4
Whore 1and 2 line was hilarious! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:00 PM Title: Chapter 3
I am sure Edwards parents aren't that naive! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 11:59 AM Title: Chapter 2
Eww lots of nasty things going round then! Great chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 11:58 AM Title: Chapter 1
Great first chapter x
Date: 30 Jul 2012 12:40 AM Title: Chapter 40
Trying so hard not to PMSL, seeing as I'm reading this at work! Loved it!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:18 PM Title: Chapter 40
Perfect end loved it.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:17 PM Title: Chapter 39
I love that let me rant a little more then you can fuck me
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:15 PM Title: Chapter 38
That does not sound good.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:14 PM Title: Chapter 37
Text addict not good. I can just imagine what she was writing.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:12 PM Title: Chapter 36
That is hilarious.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:11 PM Title: Chapter 35
Yeah don't want to be around for that one.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:10 PM Title: Chapter 34
Really a pink sweater vest that is just wrong.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:09 PM Title: Chapter 33
Not good she has learned text talk.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:07 PM Title: Chapter 32
Omg that is bad.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:05 PM Title: Chapter 31
Good idea keeping her away from urban dictionary.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:04 PM Title: Chapter 30
Esme is ready for grandkids before she is to old to enjoy them.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:03 PM Title: Chapter 29
Oh gosh dry humping in front of your parents never good.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 4:01 PM Title: Chapter 28
Poor esme what is she thinking.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:59 PM Title: Chapter 27
To die of embarrassment. Is that possible.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:58 PM Title: Chapter 26
Omg that is to funny.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:57 PM Title: Chapter 25
That just sound disgusting
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:55 PM Title: Chapter 24
Cheese and frog spawn lol.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:53 PM Title: Chapter 23
I love this she is so subtle.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:52 PM Title: Chapter 22
They are so cute.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:50 PM Title: Chapter 21
Esme is sweet trying to make her something special.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:49 PM Title: Chapter 20
Ahhh that makes sense.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:48 PM Title: Chapter 19
He is a good mama's boy.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:46 PM Title: Chapter 18
Again gosh Edward take the phone in the bathroom with you sheesh.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:45 PM Title: Chapter 17
She slips up but esme just does not catch on.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:37 PM Title: Chapter 16
Uh oh I can just imagine what esme has in store.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:35 PM Title: Chapter 15
Give a girl an orgasm and she may agree to just about anything.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:33 PM Title: Chapter 14
Nice way to take care of her.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:32 PM Title: Chapter 13
I would cave also. Pic = me for Edward yeah I would be down on that in a second.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:30 PM Title: Chapter 12
Squirter lol. Edward when he gets done with her lol.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:28 PM Title: Chapter 11
Yeah make him suffer
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:27 PM Title: Chapter 10
The rose was sweet.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:26 PM Title: Chapter 9
Yeah those are eyes. Lol.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:25 PM Title: Chapter 8
Parents are so dense.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:24 PM Title: Chapter 7
I can see that can be taken two way hehe