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One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Twilight - Read, G8or Favor8s Read, To Read
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137672 Read Count: 315694
Date: 22 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Local God
ha ha just from the 1st chapter I can tell this is the shit!! Especially with all those reviews.. I was debating whether to review or not since you have so many. :)
I was wanting to start reading it for a while so I just got started today and Im gonna continue.
Date: 22 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 Son of a Gun
iyayai
Date: 22 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4- Something in Your Mouth
damn.. thats fnkd up.. what was hilarious was when Bella kept walking in on Edward. He had the upper hand on that one in the sauna though.
Date: 22 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Sex and Candy
hey hey..
Date: 24 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 - Kiss with a Fist
that was hot.. mossy sex..
Date: 24 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 - End Credits
that was sweet and hot too.
Date: 24 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 - Destroy Everything
hey my city.
Date: 06 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25- Echo
cant wait for the update!! This has been happening to me more frequently... I put off reading a story then when I finally get around to reading it a few chapters after I'm all caught up... the story comes to an end.
A thirty year old stay at home mom finds out there's much more to her than meets the eye. Her dreams about her kids' movies take a strange twist when she accidentally brings the Cullens along for the ride. This is just for fun. Rated M for some bad language. AU/OOC
banner created by A Cullen Wannabe, original picture by ashley.adcox on flikr
Categories: All Human, Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1965 Read Count: 328
Date: 28 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Dreaming Beauty and The Beast
cute n funny..
Set during Breaking Dawn from September to December, this is my story of Edward and Bella’s voyage of sexual discovery from the first night they go to their cottage in the woods. Follow Bella's first night as a vampire after her tumultuous introduction to vampirehood, motherhood and meeting the Cullen family as an equal.
Told mostly from Bella's POV, it will take you on their journey of learning about each other, loving each other as they've craved since the beginning. Watch their tender bonding with beautiful Nessie and their interaction with the Cullen family through the weeks that follow until the arrival of the Volturi. All the Cullens are in the story, helping them adapt, as is Jacob's wolf pack.
Rated NC-17: Explicit lemony scenes and language almost from the start.
Note: This story has migrated across from the FanFiction site and is now up to date.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 93814 Read Count: 13398
Date: 14 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - SUGARCANE
soft n weeeeeet
phew cudnt keep silent as i was from the beginning
ooo bella killed it lol .... in a good way of course
Author's Response:
thank you so much for your kind review. it's lovely to hear from readers and know they're enjoying things.
Date: 18 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24 - THINGS IN MIND
just keeps getting better!!
Date: 01 May 2010 Title: Chapter 31: Chapter 31 - KNOWING
well well congrats on having been blown..away was it in the right spots? lol
nice to see an update good work.
Author's Response:
thank you very much for taking the time to review. it is much appreciated.
as for the right spots, am working on those! or more precisely my new man is... :D
Ever wonder what Bella dreams about when she calls out his name? Not my usual type of story was written by request. It was written for a fan for Christmas and we decided to share it with everyone who like this sort of story. Rated NC-17 for major mature and major sex ooc au/reg pairs EXB this story is not light and fluffy so readers beware. NO INCEST, RAPE or MULTIPLE ENCOUNTERS. Vulgar language please dont read if you dont like swearing.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Supernatural
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 36388 Read Count: 17524
Date: 13 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
I wonder who it is..
Date: 13 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
awww nice. scary at 1st but lets see how Bella turns out.
Date: 10 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
aww. I dont believe she'll sex someone else up though as she cant control it at all. I think she is just like that with Edward right? lol
nice update
Author's Response:
I think we can all agree Bella should only lose it with Edward! thanks for all your reveiws!
Date: 10 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
phew.. hot..
Date: 16 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
Baby Masen was such a helpful little one.
Author's Response:
Yes, he was, but I dont think he is done yet. They still have that pesky Victoria to take care of. Thanks for giving it a shot!
Date: 26 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
wow a lot of convenient things happened. Hot how Edward had to take her in the middle of a game lol..I almost forgot about her condition.
Bella eventually moved on with her life after Edward left and never returned. Seven years have passed and she is now a teacher. When she starts her newest teaching assignment destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges and decisions. Canon pairings. (Warnings: Violence/Mild strong language/Adult situations)
NB: I will be posting the EPOV (Student Liaison) alongside this as much as possible. The full version of Teachers Pet is on fanfiction.net but that will be the watered down version - this one will be complete with outtakes in place.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Fantasy, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 116512 Read Count: 48850
Date: 15 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Leave me alone
haha I love that line, " And you promised me it would be like you never existed. Well, look - here you are existing." nice
Edward isn't The only one lusting for Bella's blood!
Carlisle has a few DIRTY secrets ,involving how he creatively quenches his thirst.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Carlisle/None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1980 Read Count: 3799
Date: 26 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Carlisle Cums Undone
wtf.. *raised eyebrow* im debating wether or not to go on reading lol. never mind.. ill read it anyway. you got me curious *chuckle*
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review!
I know this is wayyy out there,lol.
Date: 26 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 2: The First Sip
ahahahahahaha cant stop reading. robot porn.. hilarious.. tea time indeed... gross..... but funny.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review!
Yeah, I don't know where the robot porn came from. Does it even exist,lol?
Date: 26 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Blessings
i dont know whos sicker.. you for writing this... or me for reading it... and laughing the whole time. lol it was a good laugh though. were you trying for funny? cause in my book you passed.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review!
I definitely wrote this to be funny. I am glad you got a laugh out of it:)
Date: 05 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Making Sense Of It All
I was surprised to see you updated..
haha now he has a partner in crime!... too bad he's forced to share though lol. who knew jasper was a freak.. well maybe we all knew
and omg i found robot porn lolololol hilarious
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL_8KfPnzdY&NR=1
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review!
Wow, I went to youtube and dared to delve into robot porn. There was a ton!
Like I say if you can think it up, it probably exists.
When they move back to Forks, Edward decides to follow in Carlise's footsteps and become a doctor. As he becomes more and more frustrated with his monotonous life, Bella is admitted with a serious illness. Will he be able to resist? AU/EPOV
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 80415 Read Count: 18444
Date: 01 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I just started on this and I like it so far.
Bella is graduating high school and looking for a Dom. Edward is the Head Master at her school and he is who she wants. Problem - he is married, has kids, a friend of Bella's fathers, 35 and oh! he isn't a Dom. Can she get him? - Maybe!
My entry for FF's Forbidden Lemon contest.
Banner inside chapter 1 to comply with Google ads requirements.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, Ageise02's Read Stories, Bdsm stories only, I Whitlock's read , Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, My Favorite Stories, To Read , Fav BDSM Fics, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 210865 Read Count: 123433
Date: 14 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 5: The Second Year - First Six Months
crazy hot and sexy
Date: 26 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Christmas Break - The Third Year
Nice update. Ohh looks like there's problems to come..
Date: 02 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 10: The Third Year the Second Six Months
ru roh...cat's definitely out of the bag... I really enjoy reading this story its great
Date: 03 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Christmas Break The Fifth Year
wow..you definitely know how to work us readers up with their sexcapades..
Bella outing Tanya infront of Esme and Tanya's mom was awesome and Bella for the last time explaining how she felt about Edward was wonderfully expressed.
Author's Response:
Thanks for reading!!
Date: 24 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 16: The Fifth Year The Second Six Months
ahahah the tatoo makes its debut 0.0 I wonder what dirty dish Charlie got on Esme...hmmm..
Date: 04 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Outtake - Esme's Reasons
wow...*speechless*
Date: 11 Dec 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Christmas Break The Sixth Year
awww that was so special..
Thank you Salix Caprea for the lovely banner:
It has been four years since Edward left Bella in New Moon. There were no werewolves and Jacob was never more than Bella's friend. Bella has just graduated from college when Edward accidently crosses her path and finds himself being drawn back into Bella's life. But Bella is not the same teenager he knew. She is a grown woman with a very grown up lifestyle. This tells the story of how Edward, realizing he can't live without the love of his existence, and with the help of all of the Cullens, endeavors to win her back. There are some laughs along the way. The story is EPOV and rated NC-17 for sexual language and content.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 47 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 117349 Read Count: 64644
Date: 07 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 47-The Proposal
what is going on?? this is like the fifth or sixth story that I've read/ing which had been in progress for a while... then when I finally 'discover' it or get around reading a story I've looked over a few times (but havent gotten around to reading) .... and get all caught up... then BAM... its coming to an end. Did some1 put a curse on me in fanficdom?
WTF? lol Well @ least this is a "semi" ending haha. so yeah... I've enjoyed Edward's blossoming into the sexcapades that you kindly gave us the pleasure of reading. ;)
Author's Response:
LOL. No conspiracy...just the natural ending of this installment. Please stay tuned for the sequel. I will be posting ETA on the new sequel and teasers on the forum on twilighted if you're interested.
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 134649 Read Count: 25372
Date: 11 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Plan A
Hey I got around to reading this and I like it. I already favorited MoD so I should know about updates but oddly these days some of my favs have been updated and I havnt received alerts so.. Idk..
I tried to respond to your response of my review about living in Canarsie and giving you ideas but your contact link sends me nowhwere. mybe pm me? then Ill b able to respond.
I plan to keep reading this too.
Date: 11 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - What's in a Name?
your funny
Date: 11 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - I Know You Are But What Am I ?
keep'em comin
Author's Response:
Thanks so much for reading and for the review. They are like delicious little pieces of heaven to me. I'm so glad you're enjoying my kooky little tale!!! Sorry I’ve been so horrible lately with my replies. It seems I’ve developed some sort of odd OCD habit that I can’t reply until I finish writing the next chapter and then I’m rushing to reply so I can post the chapter so I’ll stop tweaking it like the tweak h00r I am….lol. It’s madness really. Just know, I SQUEE over your review and value it dearly. I just finished chapter 4 and can't wait to see what you think of it. I'm a spazzy poster. It's nerve wracking for me but I LOVE IT...lol. Thanks again for the support it really means so much. :-)
xoxo
Kelly
Date: 29 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 All that Jazz
aww man you maimed Jasper's pretty face!!!.. I hope he can get some liquid stiches so the scar would be minimal lol.
Author's Response:
Yah Poor Jazz took the fall in chapter 4. Poor dude. So I’ve FINALLY finished Edroar chapter five. Sheesh…I know it took me forever. Let’s just say a certain Cullen was being a tad difficult… and it may not be who you suspect. I just gave the chapter to my beta and as soon as she’s finished with it I’ll post. YAY! I can’t wait. I’m so excited. Anyway, I just wanted to pop in to say thank you so much for taking the time to read and review my crazy little tale. Believe me I know reviews are never given lightly and they really mean so much to me. I hope you can forgive that it takes me so freaking looooong to reply. I have some strange OCD type affliction that I can’t seem to reply until I’ve finished the next chapter. What the hell is up with that? Perhaps I need to increase the meds…lol. Thanks again for taking the time to share your thoughts with me. Seriously, I can’t express how valuable a part of the writing process that truly is. I can’t wait to hear what you think of chapter 5. Gah! I always eagerly await the reaction and always fear the worst. Yes, I have some anxiety issues. It’s not pretty I tell ya. I’m SO Edroar Angela…sigh. If only I were as cool as Bella Swan.
P.S Jazz is thrilled with all the lovin he got from chapter 4. He said to make sure I throw some Darlins your way. Edroar of course is quite unhappy about sharing his readers with that southern charmer. He's just so darn possessive.
xoxo
Kelly
Date: 04 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Who Does That?
That was hilarious... What the hell was in that bottle? haha most likely Edward had on underwear..right? lol ....So many questions but most likely they'll be answered by next chap.
Author's Response:
I FINALLY finished chapter 6. HURRAH! I can’t wait for you to read it. I just gave it to happymess to beta. I’m dying to hear what you think. This story is so fun to write and the fact that you took the time out of your day to let me know you’re having fun reading it means so much... YOU ROCK!!! :-)
Xoxo
Kelly
Date: 20 May 2011 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Face Off
can't wait to read about the NY trip woot!!
What if when the Cullens left Bella never recovered? What if when they meet again Edward's worst nightmare was real? **Warning: This story contains graphic sexual abuse. Please do not read if this offends you. It is rated NC-17 for a reason.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 65223 Read Count: 21938
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
not to her lullaby!! oh man.. well its good shes was able to get away and screw Matt over.
Date: 12 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
kinda gross? .. *shrugging* eh, what the heck i'll check it out.
Date: 12 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
weird.. at the end of this chapter... when she answerd Charlie.... i let out a.. dry light sob? You know, like you're on the verge of a cry? weird.
Date: 12 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
crap... im getting emotional.. i usually get depressed or anxious with these kind of stories but I cant stop reading on..
Date: 12 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
*huffing* maybe its the large cup of coffee I had that has me on edge. ;)
Author's Response:
haha...Thanks for the review! More chapters will go up tomorrow.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
oh crap i hate this. He better pay for that. now i have to read on for retribution. I had a feeling you was going to let that happen.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
oh the pain..despair..sorrow
Author's Response:
Ya...sorry about that...but it's what I do best. Thanks for reviewing!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
I wasnt positive about it but I did have a feeling it was her.
Author's Response:
Thanks!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
this is very angsty and has me on edge..
Author's Response:
Thanks!
Date: 15 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
well one thing good came of it when she saw his license.
Date: 15 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
this is crazy..
Date: 15 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
awww..
Date: 15 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
I had a feeling the angst was going to pop up again. I kind of thought it was good she didnt remember.. but it might of came back to her at a bad time anyway so..
Author's Response:
Ya Alice definitely had her reasons for doing what she did, which will be revealed in the next upload session...which will probably be later today. Thanks for reviewing!!
Date: 16 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
ooo bad ass Bella..
Author's Response:
Damn straight! It's about time Bella got a back bone...haha...thanks for reviewing!
Date: 16 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
I noticed I skipped 3 chapters after reading 22 so I went back..
Author's Response:
Well I'm glad you realized it. Thanks for all your reviews!
Date: 16 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
wow... his original nightmare realized..with a bonus of a broken & tortured Bella before she turned.
Author's Response:
yep...what can I say...I'm evil sometimes. Thanks for reviewing!
Date: 16 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
:)
Author's Response:
Thanks@ Glad you're happy!
Date: 25 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24
yayy.
Date: 25 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
*panting* was it as good for you as it was me? lol nice
Author's Response:
haha...yep! Thanks!!
Date: 14 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Epilogue
awww... after all the hell u put bella and us readers through, it was worth it. Good job.
Thank You moonlit_wishes for making this banner for me...I Love it !!!
An evil scientific Bella sets out to make Carlisle pay for her painful past. She will inflict her pain on him both as a vampire and a human. If things don’t go as planned will Bella return Carlisle to his family before it’s too late?
This story is of a very mature nature. Please Do Not read this if your under the legal age.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 Bella/Jasper stories
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 62819 Read Count: 6931
Date: 25 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14 Bella Tells Jasper the Truth.
woaw.. that was heavy stuff girl.. Im still digesting this chapter so not much in this review.. wow that will be a really tough thing for Edward to endure if the goes through with it. cant wait for the next chap!!
Author's Response:
I wondered what had happened to you. I don't think very many people liked this chapter much. Its has to become worse before it gets better though, and believe me, it's going to get worse first. I mean this is about Carlisle paying and even when he is Peter he is still Carlisle. Even so, it does bother me to hurt him at all. The next chapter will take care of certain issues that need to be faced before they all four leave together having a laugh and then an 'oh crap', moment. The drama will pick up again for awhile, flipping back and forth, leading eventually to the end. Trust me when I say Evil Isabella will win in the end. She will have so much more than she had even hoped for. I know I write things that lead the reader one way and then head off in a different direction. I have things mapped out and then it seems that one of them will tempt me in another one. I tend to follow that gut feeling and this has lead to my having to map things out for a better build up and ending I believe. I hope you will stay with me through this ride and trust me. :)
-Diane
Date: 15 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Learning Lessons
muahaha Evil Bella..
Author's Response:
I know muahaha
Date: 21 Jun 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 The Room
trully evil actions and words but I dont think its really what she is...its more of a result from pain and rejection.
Author's Response:
Well, she's had a long time to become bitter and evil.....lot's of effort spent on revenge. She will do evil things to Carlisle so be prepared. It will be a good while before anything nice shows through....even then it might not last long, given what I have planned for her. Thanks for reading and taking the time to let me know what your thinking. Please stay in touch, Diane
Date: 11 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 The Local News
muahaha hes gonna be "taken" *giggle* man-rape! man-rape! lol
Author's Response:
I know it sounds so freakin' sexy-but I had trouble making it happen. grrrrrrrrrrr
Date: 11 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 If you take a Vampire against his will, is it a Crime?
oh crap.. is it wrong to be totally turned on by that? It feels like I should be disgusted or pissed but damn i think i was channeling evil Bella and getting a kick out of it. lol
Author's Response:
I'm glad I'm not the only one feeling this way....lol. We will just blame evil Bella :)
Date: 20 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 Fire, Fire, Fire
uhh.. now that.. I didnt enjoy.. ouch. she shuda just taken him again im down with that lol.
Author's Response:
Don't worry he'll be fine and she'll do her thing again...lol...she had to teach him respect, Bella demands it in fact. :)
Date: 30 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 Jasper's Capture
oh $hit she shot Edward!! Not surprised though lol. ooooo are we gonna have another taking..? lol. knowing Bella I bet she'll prop up both Carlisle and Jasper and have them watch eachothers taking haha......muahahaha
Author's Response:
Lol...that would have been a good idea-but I already have the next couple of chapters outlined- I bet Bella would have loved an audience. Thanks for reading and taking the time to review. :) Diane
Date: 02 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 Carlisle Submits
wholly..uh... bph...da..baa.. im speechless. wow daddy likes it rough huh? lol ooooo i cant wait for some southern lovin jasper style even though she might have to crack out a whip or something to reign him in maybe hog tie him as well.
Author's Response:
D**n Daddy, is freaking hot naked, and.....I'll stop there. Aw, yes ma'am, Jasper, southern style. Can I get an Amen? I love that Jasper is southern, I am as well. I have cruel but kind plans for Jasper. Isabella needs to play some head games. I hope you don't hate me for what she does to him. It's not my fault, really... :) Thanks for reading and reviewing for me....keeps me inspired....Diane
Date: 09 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Man.. this is hard to take. Bella is scaring the shit outta me. lol I wanna get to the part when Jasper gets taken ;) Maybe she shud take Rosalie next and she'll be happy with it. I bet she'll be willing to go girl on girl just for Bella to hook her up lol.
Carlisle... aw poor baby.. he's scared.. and what the hell is Bella gonna brainwash him to think what happened to him and mold him to what she wants?
Author's Response:
Bella is on a mission with Carlisle. She hates him but loves his intelligence. She intends to get everything all rolled into one neat little package. I bet you didn't expect the whole cross thing, did ya? I think Carlisle's transformation will be something you don't expect either. It's going to be a little humorous. I'm still brainwashing Jasper but it seems that you ladies from here and another site wants Jasper taken. I'll have to work that out I guess. I'm still having a hard time writing guy on girl and now you want girl on girl and another lady wants guy on guy...lol. Oh Lord...lol. I have to think about that one! Thanks for the Review and the suggestion. I love that Evil Bella is getting some attention. :)
Date: 16 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 After the Transformation
lol omg. I laughed when you renamed Carlisle, to Peter. It was interesting how his hair color changed lol. that explains the banner. Vampire or not.. still hot. Wow does Bella think she could get away with keeping Carlisle in the dark that long and bear 2 of his children in the process? lol. She should try to save time and get pregnant with multiples. I was surprised with how quick Jasper came around. Maybe being suspended on a cross for a few days will do that to ya.
Author's Response:
Hi there, I am glad I checked this because either my email is not working right or....? Anyhow, I just love Peter. I got to meet him a few months ago whenever he came to do a signing for charity. That man has far too much energy...lol. He was standing in one place jumping up and down. He would even do that while he was taking pictures with fans. Plus he gots jokes...hehehehe.
Jasper is going to be a key player in this story as well. I see Jasper in two different lights. One being the strong 'God of War' type and the other being the sensitive impath that can be led by his feelings. If Maria could trick him all those years ago, Evil Isabella should be no different.
Thanks for the review. I am happy to hear that you liked Carlisle becoming Peter.... :) Diane
Date: 25 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 Can I Show You My Office?
oh wow wow wow.. naughty naughty Bella. I cant wait to see what will happen if Esme sees Carlisle again.
Author's Response:
I'm actually working on that for the next chapter. Thanks for the review....Diane :)
Date: 30 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11 Never Push A Vampire
(same review I put on FF cause the missing chap here lol) I want to keep consistant with my reviews for each chap ;) and get ur numbers up lol.
omg..Jasper gave her a taste of her own medicine. I laughed when J smacked her with his wang lol. but ooo what will happen when Alice gets those pics. Most likely she may know already when Jasper made his move. Did Bella deserve it? yes.. but at least we got to see that the "old" Bella is still under there. dont know if it makes a difference cause she is just burning bridges all over the place. it seems as though you are making it not possible to end up in a HEA.
Ill def. go and vote for u girl..
Author's Response:
Thank you for the support for this story. I really appreciate the vote as well. I was shocked because I really don't have that many reviews. Thank You for helping with my numbers as well. :) With what I have planned for Evil Isabella she will get her HEA but it won't be a typical one as far as love goes. I like how you said J smacked her with his wang. That was priceless girl, you got me to laughing with that one. I'll talk to you soon, hon, Diane
Date: 08 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12 Everything Is Confusing on This Cloudy Day.
hey hey hey.. that was great... I was kind of hoping "peter" will remember something about Esme but it was just wishful thinking lol. It was so sad when Esme was trying to convince him he was carlisle. If you really want to do something unexpected and throw us off.. I could believe you killed Jasper off but it wont be as fun if hes dead i think lol... different instances where i snickered and LoLd.... when Peter said his full name and said he was an actor.. and that he had a twitter account..when he showed bella his tatoo (had me thinking to myself.. oh god if he gets changed back to a vampire.. talk about tattoo regret. maybe Esme would have to rip it off with his skin and hope it will heal back..lol) I was thinking did his accent change too?? I dont remember if you talked about that.
You are welcome.. And congrats on the award.. I really have fun reading bout evil bella.. maybe we can call her revengella nah that sounds too much like angella.. bitchella?? she needs a catchy name like all those names Edward gets.. am i right lol
Author's Response:
Oh hell yeah you're right. I like revengella thats cool. But I'll let you take care of that part you seem to be good with the names calling...lol. kidding. I will give you your Jasper points as well, he has been mapped out all the way baby...lol.
I see you keep up with real life Peter like I do. I knew anyone who is into the Cullens would catch those things and giggle a little. I love it when he plays that silly game with us fans. He is so funny with the BS he says.
I am glad you caught onto the tattoo thing. I was thinking the same thing as far as Esme is concerned, Isabella will never be erased. When he was changed she told him that he was from NY, but had went to acting school and they trained him to talk without the accent. All True,btw.
Thanks for the review, hun. :) It was awesome the way you caught the little details.
-Diane
Date: 14 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 Then and Now
OMG girl you had me going this whole chapter. I had to pause a couple times just to fully appreciate and laugh at some things lol.
1.Jasper being weary of Alice seeing his "Major" side
2. The irony of the possiblity the baby is Jasper's
3. Peter telling them he didnt "invite" them in his house
4. Peter trying to stab Esme in the heart with a pencil lololol
5. Alice thanking Bella for the pics
Bella..Bella.. Bella.. she is just so much trouble that girl. for like a tiny fraction of a second I felt sorry for her like she deserved to have happiness. but it passed. lol Esme said "bitch" lol .. it seems more offensive when she says it. espec since it was in front of Carlisle..
Author's Response:
I love that you caught all of that. I had the mental picture of Peter running with the pencil in my head. I just always see him as a funny person. I feel a little sorry for Bella at times, but like you, it passes. She has started a war with the vampire women so we'll have to see how things work out for her. She needs a plan to carry out the rest of her plan now. I am trying to move certain things along a little faster so we can get to some more exciting parts. :)
Date: 27 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15 Whispers to Carlisle
aww I feel so sad for Esme..I was getting goosebumps while reading it..
Author's Response:
Hi there,
I will certainly take goosegumps as a good thing. : )
Thanks, as always, for reviewing this chapter for me. I know you understand how much I appreciate it. Take Care, Diane
Date: 08 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 Wicked Lies
Carlisle is coming back!! Bella is so pathetic now.. already she started to slip backward. Will it be possible for Carlisle to be turned back safely? this is getting crazy.. At first i was confused with the way he was asking her questions about Carlisle had me thinking he didnt know it was him. Punching Sam lol. ill definitely vote for you girl.. how long will it be till the baby is born?
Author's Response:
Hey there,
Yes, Carlisle will be coming back. He is the star in this story as well as in my dreams. :) Yes Isabella became a little pathetic but she may just have to get tough again soon. She loves her Peter...that sounded just wrong on so many levels, didn't it?
Take Care and I hope to hear from you again soon, Diane. : )
Date: 21 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 Changing, Fighting and a Makeover.
o.o whoah nice twist girly... you are just killin us with the turns..
Author's Response:
I can't seem to help it...I want it to be different, and for all of their POV's to be felt. This way you love and hate them all...hehe. :)
-Diane
Date: 11 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 Carlisle Wakes Up
I was waiting a while for you where have you been??
holly oh my god... what is goin on??... first... you had some fun with making carlisle bad ass huh? lol... me too haha.. second i kinda feel bad for Esme but it was funny when he woke up looking for Bella hahaha... that suked for edward too though.. I know shes alive somewhere but how did she get out?? hmmm.. I'm too lazy to theorize so i'll wait till you tell us.. I like the part when all three of guys were pissing over the Bella problem causin the girls getting mad. the girls wouldve harmed the baby?? on purpose?? or out of their control??..
i was crackin up when Edward interupted Carlisle's journal writing to comment on his thoughts and him talkin smack about Jasper "However some members of this family have control issues.."... "Shut the Fuck up Edward" hahaha
I think Alice made up the part about Carlisle may attack someone and telling jasper to calm him.. cuz she seen it...bullshit..
Calling Esme's bluff?... hahahaha sad but hilarious too... awww sucks to be Esme..."cause i wont put my COCK in YOU" pfffff.... bahaha.
Keep'em coming..
Author's Response:
Yes I went MIA for almost three weeks, sorry about that. I have been having some female problems and my iron dropped so low because of it that all I wanted to do was sleep and complain about how tired I was. Going back to the doctor again on Monday though. Thanks for asking...I think you are the only one who noticed. But that's okay!
Oh I had so much fun with this chapter girl...I love all the men, what can I say. Men can be funny with their Bella Boners...lol. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
I like to think that you can't figure out how she got out without a trace of a scent being left from other people. I wanna believe I've got this one nailed down tight...lol.
I feel a little sorry for Esme as well, but it's still fun having Carlisle screw with her and call her bluff. He is kind of blunt, isn't he? hehe.
I'm loving bad ass Carlisle, not that I don't love him the other way as well. But, damn I like him dark and demanding!
Hope to hear from you again soon. Take care of yourself, Diane.
After finding a child abandoned on the streets of Seattle, Bella Swan raises him as her own. What happens to their lives when his biological family is finally found?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, Finished, My all time favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, Misstoria's Stories to Read, J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 145849 Read Count: 211498
Date: 31 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8
oh it looks like you left Edward available relationship wise. maybe it can be a better family for Jack.
Date: 31 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 9
I can't wait for the reunion and reactions
Author's Response:
Thank you so much for your review! I really appreciate you taking the time to read my story! I update every Friday and post teasers on Mondays. In fact, there is delicious little teaser, along with a Pic Tease, up on the Parachute Blog as we speak.
I have taken to calling you, my readers, "Verucas". A good number of you are so demanding and impatient, even though I update every week! It makes me feel so damned loved and I give you this moniker in adoration! You truly give me chills and warm my heart at the same time with every review you leave me! As you can tell from this message, I respond to every single review that is left for me because you guys rock my socks!
Parachute's 1000th reviewer On FFnet was given the option to choose the subject of one of the outtakes and she deferred the choice to my judgement, so I will continue to listen to ideas and then maybe post a poll to see what you guys as a whole would like to see. The 500th reviewers on Twilighted and here will also be extended the same deal, since I want no one to feel left out!
Oh, and one more thing! An awesome Veruca named Phoebe started Parachute a thread on the Twilighted Forum! The link is up on the blog if you need it! In addition, thanks to many of you, Parachute was named as FanFic Addicts Fic of the Month! Super-freaking-yay!
I love you guys something fierce and I hope this next chapter lives up to your expectations of the first Cullen meeting!
XoXo
Shel
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Esme's gaze went back and forth between Bella and Jack. She could clearly see the love that wound between the two of them and a million questions started to swirl around her.
"How?" she asked, as tears started to trickle from her verdant eyes. "What happened? How did you find him? How long have you known we were his family?" Both she and Carlisle looked at Bella expectantly.
"It's very long story," Bella chuckled, humorlessly. "Let me start at the beginning."
Bella started to tell the Cullen her tale, starting with finding Jack in the alley and taking him to the police station. She didn't get very far. They were interrupted with the sound of the front door opening and a loud voice calling out of the foyer.
"Mom! We're here!"
Bella felt something tighten in her stomach as she prepared to come face to face with Jack's father. Her nerves were at an all-time high and she briefly wondered if Dr. Cullen could prescribe her something to help prevent an ulcer from forming.
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Date: 30 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue
this seems like an interesting read.. I plan to keep checking it out.
Author's Response:
Thank you so much for your review! I really appreciate you taking the time to read my story! I update every Friday and post teasers on Mondays. In fact, there is delicious little teaser, along with a Pic Tease, up on the Parachute Blog as we speak.
I have taken to calling you, my readers, "Verucas". A good number of you are so demanding and impatient, even though I update every week! It makes me feel so damned loved and I give you this moniker in adoration! You truly give me chills and warm my heart at the same time with every review you leave me! As you can tell from this message, I respond to every single review that is left for me because you guys rock my socks!
Parachute's 1000th reviewer On FFnet was given the option to choose the subject of one of the outtakes and she deferred the choice to my judgement, so I will continue to listen to ideas and then maybe post a poll to see what you guys as a whole would like to see. The 500th reviewers on Twilighted and here will also be extended the same deal, since I want no one to feel left out!
Oh, and one more thing! An awesome Veruca named Phoebe started Parachute a thread on the Twilighted Forum! The link is up on the blog if you need it! In addition, thanks to many of you, Parachute was named as FanFic Addicts Fic of the Month! Super-freaking-yay!
I love you guys something fierce and I hope this next chapter lives up to your expectations of the first Cullen meeting!
XoXo
Shel
O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O_o_O
Esme's gaze went back and forth between Bella and Jack. She could clearly see the love that wound between the two of them and a million questions started to swirl around her.
"How?" she asked, as tears started to trickle from her verdant eyes. "What happened? How did you find him? How long have you known we were his family?" Both she and Carlisle looked at Bella expectantly.
"It's very long story," Bella chuckled, humorlessly. "Let me start at the beginning."
Bella started to tell the Cullen her tale, starting with finding Jack in the alley and taking him to the police station. She didn't get very far. They were interrupted with the sound of the front door opening and a loud voice calling out of the foyer.
"Mom! We're here!"
Bella felt something tighten in her stomach as she prepared to come face to face with Jack's father. Her nerves were at an all-time high and she briefly wondered if Dr. Cullen could prescribe her something to help prevent an ulcer from forming.
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Date: 30 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 5
aww this is getting me emotional
Issued with a death sentence since birth Bella’s life was never her own; in an attempt to escape her abusive childhood she flees to Forks, Bella is destined to be with Edward for eternity but can he save her from the clutches of Aro and his army before its too late or will she be able to save herself.
This story contains Abuse, Violence, Love, War, Sex, Masturbation, Kidnapping, Rape, Death and a heap of other things.... Please don't read if you are not of age!!!!
Twilight Rocks But I Do Not Own It.... I do however own this story!!!!
This story is for Adults only. So Don't Read if you are not old enough......
I suck at summaries so please give my story a go.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 58299 Read Count: 55216
Date: 06 Aug 2010 Title: Never Say Never
I see she was attacked but I was scared it was Charlie for a second there.
Author's Response:
OH No I could never do that to her.... Thanks for your review
Thank you Emma Verberg for this new banner! She is wonderful!
After searching for a century, I have found what I have been looking for, a human submissive. The fact that I am a vampire and she is my singer, will not deter me from having the only thing I have ever wanted more than human blood, her body. D/S BDSM EPOV AU
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Fantasy
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, Bdsm stories only, I Whitlock's read , Drive's Stories to read that are Completed, Ageise02 WIP Reads, Fav BDSM Fics
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 66673 Read Count: 105119
Date: 16 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Interveiwing
fuk yeah I like it. vanilla popsicle...mmm
Author's Response:
LMAO, Especially when it comes with an edward popcicle stick! God my mind is in the gutter after writing chapter 2! Thank you for reading it.
Date: 21 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - The collaring
aww poor Bella didnt get fkd. boo hoo noooo..she just got sucked into a vortex of southern regional pleasure. lol
Author's Response:
She most certainly did, but no worries I am writing their first time as we speak. I hope everyone enjoys it! Thank for reading it!
Date: 01 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 The Claiming
you are gooood.. I was hooked from "Dreaming of Edward" so I knew you got lemony skills.. lol :) this is so fun.. virgin dom and virgin sub haha. aww..Edward was a little rough with the spanking. :( traumatized bella..
all three of them? who was training with her.. Jacob? lol and a Dom?
on with the dream...
Author's Response:
I am so happy to hear you are enjoying my work. These are a lot of fun to write. You are the first to say I have lemony skills, so thank you for that! I concider that the uttmost flattery! Hold on to your booties because I have spent days writing chapters full of them! My poor Beta glo has been sent so many she needs a cold shower every night! That or a large glass of ice water and the air conditioner on high! Either way I am keeping her busy. Thank you for reading my stories and I hope you continue to enjoy them.
As for all three? The answer is in chapter 6 and yes, it is written and going to my beta tonight!
Date: 09 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 First time in the playroom
crazy hot girl.
Author's Response:
Why THANK YOU! I am glad you enjoyed it. So much more to come! **snicker**
Date: 24 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6 - I missed you!
hot!!! as always...
Date: 24 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 The punishment served
oh $hit.. what a cliffy...
Date: 04 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 The fixer
*fans self* wooooooooah .. hot and keeps getting hotter...
Date: 03 Dec 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 The apology
you always deliver with your hot as hell scenes..
Author's Response:
I am so glad you enjoyed them! i will try not to disappoint you!
It's basically a retelling of Twilight, with a few twists. Edward isn't the only one who can hear thoughts. Bella can also, but like Edward there is that one exception...him. What happens when she learns their secret? And what happens when the Cullen's find out that she already knows? Written from Bellla's point of view. A bit OOC
Set during early 2006. This is book 1, read it first.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: The Daybreak Saga
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 89315 Read Count: 19989
Date: 18 May 2011 Title: Chapter 1: Gifted
I've read a fic where E&B can hear only eachother's thoughts no one else's and now here you have them as able to hear everyone else's thoughts and not each other's ...interesting...
Author's Response:
^_^ I like interesting. Thank you for reading and reviewing.