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Bio:
"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."
What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man? Oh if he only knew what he was paying for! Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.
Poly/slash included.
Extended past the June Drabble War entry.
Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)
Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Adventure, Erotica, Family, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 126 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25886 Read Count: 407545
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30
She destroyed his kitchen what torment will she cause next.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 32: Chapter 32
What a way to wake up. What on earth was she dreaming.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 33: Chapter 33
Oh yeah Edward show her who was the boss.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
Omg tickling your attaker that is a new one.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36
I love that Jasper was asleep when he said that.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37
Hmmm.... What to do.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38
Why didn't he just sleep in one of the other bedrooms lol. When there little head is doing the thinking they are not very logical creatures.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39
Ooooh yeah take of that Jasper.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40
She is so funny teasing him like that.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 42: Chapter 42
Oh yeah this is gonna be fun.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 43: Chapter 43
She is a tough cookie it may take more to break her.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 44: Chapter 44
Jasper is not helping one bit. And this was his plan.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 45: Chapter 45
Uh oh getting a little jealous there.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 46
Bella is really taking all things into consideration. I though she was horny and just wanted to get laid.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 47
He wants bitchy Bella. Jasper is such a sweetie.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 48
Why must he suffer put him out of his misery and just fuck the depression out of him.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 49
Yumm this was quite the chapter.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 50
This is special. Maybe once they are together and get the sexual tension out of the way they can get back to business.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 52: Chapter 52
Oh yeah that was good.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53
Just when you think it is safe she gets worse.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 54: Chapter 54
Oh no daddy coming there after he fuck charlies little girl and I have a feeling Bella won't keep her mouth shut.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 55: Chapter 55
Yeah innocent if Charlie buys that he is not very got at his job.
Date: 26 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 56: Chapter 56
Corrupt her uh she is the corrupt one being all kinky wanting Jasper in her ass while Edward is up front.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57
Hehe nope don't get your hopes up Charlie.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 59: Chapter 59
Naked defense art training interesting but what ever works.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 60: Chapter 60
I will be sad to see this end.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 61: Chapter 61
Whoa that is never good.
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Sticks and Stones
Hmmm anything involving these three is great. I love that Jasper and her had two and Edward is a proud daddy of one. That is too funny she blew mikes ball off. Love it. Any outtakes would be great.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 62: Chapter 62
Yay more of bad ass Bella.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 63: Chapter 63
Edward is so funny worried about Bella yet staring at jasper's ass.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 64: Chapter 64
Mike is such a wuss. I love that there much better then god line.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 65: Chapter 65
At least they are thorough.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 66: Chapter 66
Like the nicknames. Mike is lucky that he his safe for now.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 67: Chapter 67
She owned both the men's dick's oh forceful I like it.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 68: Chapter 68
Lol. She blew of a ball and part of his cock that is good aim. Rabbit hunting nice.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 69: Chapter 69
Jasper knows what he is talking about. Bella is a specialty of his.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 70: Chapter 70
Oh this is going to be fun.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 71: Chapter 71
She plays Edward like a finely tuned instrument.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 72: Chapter 72
I love a demanding Jasper.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 73: Chapter 73
Edward is good at teasing her.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 75: Chapter 75
Oh they are going to have some fun with her.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 76: Chapter 76
Ugh that is hot quite the visual.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 77: Chapter 77
9 yrs. old lol that is too funny. Jasper is too cute.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 78: Chapter 78
Mike is going to be a dickless prick and go to jail serves him right.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 79: Chapter 79
A foot rub is a good peace offering.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 80: Chapter 80
Chocolate is like mana from the heavens when it is almost that time of the month.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 81: Chapter 81
Poor babies suffering.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 82: Chapter 82
Leave it to Jasper to find the beauty in it all.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 83: Chapter 83
Take three to tango lol.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 84: Chapter 84
She loves them both so she does not want to exclude the other.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 85: Chapter 85
That is sweet of Jasper to think of her.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 86: Chapter 86
They are so horny people.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 87: Chapter 87
Wow that is quite inventive. But heavy for Jasper good thing he is in shape.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 88: Chapter 88
Can I just say awww at Jasper cuddling up to Edward like that. Playing a game to distract from labor pains instead of waking the guys up and going to the hospital ?
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 89: Chapter 89
Edward wanting to give Charlie a hard time that to funny the gun stopped him.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 90: Chapter 90
Oh you tell him Bella lol.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 91: Chapter 91
Awww what a cute name.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 92: Chapter 92
They all are now Cullen and the baby is Edward but I doubt Jasper will love him any less. Jasper just need to stop with the ass fucking and get in the front more if he wants a better chance at the next one being his.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 93: Chapter 93
Darn babies ruin your sex life.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 94: Chapter 94
Who would want that. Poor boy needs to get laid.
Date: 18 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 95: Chapter 95
Hehe I love Charlie he is funny.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 96: Chapter 96
Leaving the baby for the first time is the hardest. Parents mean well they can be suffocating at times thou.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 97: Chapter 97
Edward and road head excellent combination.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 98: Chapter 98
I hate to run out of tp my room mate never replaces it and her brother goes thru a Forrest a week so I understand her problem.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 99: Chapter 99
Flying pretzel in a skittle rainbow oh so stealing that.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 100: Chapter 100
That is too funny he know all sorts of defensive move and Bella is his greatest weapon. Wonderful chapter.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 101: Chapter 101
So true there. And now to deal with the shank.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 102: Chapter 102
That was hilarious.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 103: Chapter 103
Oh yeah adult time.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 104: Chapter 104
Awww no showering together and no naked fun time for Edward and Jasper no fun.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 105: Chapter 105
Oh Jasper that looks just yummy.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 106: Chapter 106
She would not talk to them lol. He need to ask her where the car keys were that is great.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 107: Chapter 107
Darling ? Really that was scary. I feel sorry for Edward and the doctor.
Date: 20 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 109: Chapter 109
She just needs a good fucking to get her in a better mood.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 111: Chapter 111
Always think about sex. He will sneak his man in the back room for a quickie while Bella kills the family.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 112: Chapter 112
Momma wants some sex. Oh the boys are liking that.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 113: Chapter 113
That was too funny.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 115: Chapter 115
Oh yeah this gonna be fun.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 116: Chapter 116
Nice visual. Will they last very long since it has been a while.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 117: Chapter 117
She does have strong muscle but that is the guys doing with all her training.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 118: Chapter 118
Totally worth the wait I say.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 119: Chapter 119
Embarrassing to have your mom or dad walk in on you naked.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 120: Chapter 120
The is not funny when your boobs leak for no reason.
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 121: Chapter 121
That is too funny to see Bella all protective of her man.
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 122: Chapter 122
So it was not bella's job to protect Edward from the men that is too funny.
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 123: Chapter 123
Emmett in playland that could be scary.
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 124: Chapter 124
Not want them to find random toys around the house lol.
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 125: Chapter 125
Awww Edward has so much love. Where does the time go.
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 126: Chapter 126
Heck yeah Jasper needs a baby girl to spoil.Love this story.
Bella Swan works as a nurse at Cook County Hospital in the ER. She's older and desperate for love. It's hindered by her shy personality and plump body. Her father, whom she lives with, teases her relentlessly for being fat and single.
Edward Cullen, thirty-three, is hired as a doctor in the ER. He's getting over a divorce. He moved to Chicago to be closer to his family: sister, Rosalie, and brother, Jasper. Rosalie is younger than Edward by ten years and is struggling with an eating disorder brought on by a heinous rape of her ex-boyfriend. Jasper, twenty-seven, is finishing up his doctorate in history.
Bella is charmed by this new doctor in the ER. He's kind and thinks about his patients and maintains a friendly rapport with the nurses and orderlies. Edward is intrigued by the sad nurse who does her job efficiently but doesn't have a sparkle in her eyes.
Will she allow Dr. Cullen into her life or will she let her insecurities get in the way of her happiness. Perhaps, Dr. Feelgood can write her a prescription. A prescription for love...
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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: I Whitlock's read , Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Can't wait for an update, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Dumbi's Most Wanted, J's Read and Loved Stories, Bella 84's To Be Read List, Stories I've read, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed, Tufano79 Stories
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 331720 Read Count: 418903
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I saw this as a plot bunny and thought it sounded good. I am really liking it. Charlie is a douche.
Date: 25 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
He is so sweet. I love him already. He is a wonderful big brother and a kind sweet doctor.
The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28328 Read Count: 34722
Date: 08 Oct 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
Edward naked on the street with his hard cock in hand ugh why can't I ever come across that sight.
Author's Response:
I don't know hun, but I'll be there first if it ever happens hehe
tb & true
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