If you've ever wondered what would happen if Edward ate a drunk animal, well wonder no more.  This story answers that question.  What starts out as your average hunting trip for Edward, takes a 360 turn when he meets Melvin the moose. One drunken talking vampire, one drunken talking moose, some reindeer and Santa, just your average evening in Forks.

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Summary: Bella shows up wearing a gift from Renee which sets Edward, Emmett and Jasper into a tailspin. They need to remove all traces of the item, including its scent before Alice gets home to find the fashion nightmare coming back to haunt her. Why couldn’t this item go the way of the Member’s Only jacket! Oh and there might be a bit of revenge from Bella on Alice because of her controlling fashion ways.

Starts in the woods after Edward ends his relationship with Bella. What if Bella did act like a 17 yr. old when Edward said goodbye? What if her answer to his request for a promise was NO? I know I never would have agreed to anything he wanted! So why should Bella? Rate nc 17 for good reasons. Reg. Pairs V/H

Fairies have been around since the beginning of time. They are - by nature - a friendly and peaceful species. Unfortunately, it exposed them to the not so pleasant species. Fairies have always been exploited by those who think themselves superior. Those days have come to an abrupt halt.

 This is not a TinkerBell story. Welcome to the darkside of the beloved winged creatures.

Just imagine what the world would be like if there were no fairies, no more myths, and no more magical beings of any kind. A world where there are no unexplained mysteries.

In the days of old, there was a thriving magical world. It was full of creatures that humankind could never understand, but not anymore. Slowly they've begun to die off - mostly because of the fighting amongst themselves - in their futile attempt for power over each other and struggling to control the ever shrinking hiding spots. As with all non-humanoids, they have pushed deeper and deeper into the very small regions that humans dare not go. Places like the steepest mountains of Appalachia and the deepest forests of Brazil are the only places left for them to seek out their own kingdoms.

They are well aware of the human myths and lores about them, some of them they have even been encouraged, but those are the least of their problems.

Whether you believe it or not that is your choice, but to the fairies it's life or death.