Penname: Indianprincess28 [Real name: Shannon
Member Since: 17 Mar 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I am a 29 year old mother of two. A wife of a united states solider. I work and go to school for my masters drgree. We move around all over the country because my husband is in the Army. I love the world of fanfiction and anything to do with vampires. I write Poetry and have even had some of it published.


Lame pick up lines from cheesy men and how to get away from them. 


Man: Where have you been all my life?




Woman: Hiding from you.



Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?




Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.



Man: Is this seat empty?




Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.



Man: Your place or mine?




Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.



Man: So, what do you do for a living?




Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?




Woman: Do not enter.



Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?




Woman: Unfertilized.



Man: Your body is like a temple.




Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.



Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.




Woman: But would you stay there?



Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.




Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.



Man: Hey Baby Whats up?


Woman: You're time



Man: That dress would look great on my floor in the morning.


Woman: I didn't know you were a cross dresser...thanks for clearing that up.




Pick up lines from women 



Woman: My friends have a bet going and i wanted to see who was right...maybe you can help me? She says boxers. She says briefs, but i think you go comando!


Man: stunded in to silence because he has never had a woman use a good pick up line before so he shows that he is indeed not wearing anything and offers to buy her a drink.


Beta-reader: No
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Stories by Indianprincess28
Summary:

In a world of vices, wrongs and rights everyone will put those aside to fight for the right to live. Edward Cullen is a twenty five year old single father of a four month old baby girl named Katie. He lived with his older brother and sister in law in Hayward CA. Bella is a twenty two year old single female that has been living on an island for the last six months. They come with baggage, emotional struggles and a common goal. Strangers becoming family and fighting for a little slice of peace. Can personalities that clash survive the zombie attacks that are taking over the world? What is Salvation House and who will make it there alive?

 Rated NC-17 for language, limes and lemons in future chapters.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Ageise02 To Read 2
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 93057 Read Count: 22356
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2010 Updated: 24 Jun 2011
Summary:

One shot!

What if Edward had been inb love before he met Bella? What if Bella was related to Edward's first love?

AU/OCC


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3709 Read Count: 184
[Report This] Published: 26 Mar 2011 Updated: 26 Mar 2011