Penname: mandy52799 [Contact] Real name: Amanda
Member Since: 06 Aug 2010
Membership status: Member
Bio:

Hi there! Nice of you to stop by! My name is Mandy, and I'm glad to meet you!


Just a warning up front, I am a reader...NOT a writer. On the few occassions I have been encouraged to write something. They are usually quite short, and normally somewhat humorous. I make no claims of them being any good. I have lost every contest these have been enetered in. LOL


My stories are rarely beta'd, so if you catch an error, feel free to tell me.


I'm also a banner maker when asked. I think I make pretty nifty banners, but only a few I have ever made have actually been used. You can find my banners and more of my writing on my ff.net page. I'm mandy52799 there as well.


So in summation, I am a talentless schmuck. LOL. You have been warned. :)


 


Beta-reader: No
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Stories by mandy52799
Summary:

 

Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what's going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV


Categories: Crackfic, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Carlisle/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 547 Read Count: 689
[Report This] Published: 13 Dec 2011 Updated: 13 Dec 2011
Summary:

 

Dr. Cullen is stuck working on Christmas again. Will he get that miracle hes been praying for? And what can he do for the patient in room 3? M for a very Merry Christmas! All Human. EPOV.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2355 Read Count: 1888
[Report This] Published: 13 Dec 2011 Updated: 13 Dec 2011
Summary:

Bella has always hated her Christmas birthday, but a visit from a sexy santa might just change her mind!


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Humor, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1200 Read Count: 1309
[Report This] Published: 05 Dec 2011 Updated: 05 Dec 2011
Summary:

Tie Me Up In Tinsel Banner

 

WINNER OF THE 24HR SMUTMAS CHALLENGE!!

 

Edward has always had it bad for sweet and innocent Bella, but avoided her due to his kinky nature. This Christmas could change it all when Bella surprised him with an extra special gift. Merry Christsmut! AH EPOV. Written for the 24 Xmas oneshot contest.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3298 Read Count: 3334
[Report This] Published: 02 Dec 2011 Updated: 02 Dec 2011
Summary:

Fear of the Dentist Banner

 

Bella has an irrational fear of the dentist. Will she be able to to find her happy place, or will she run away screaming? Rated NC-17 for smut.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1047 Read Count: 1157
[Report This] Published: 14 Nov 2011 Updated: 14 Nov 2011
Summary:

Banner for Desktop Desires

 

Bella has a problem...she's just a tad bit distracted at work. Who knew facial hair could drive you crazy? Quickie One-shot that I planned to continue, but it never got any reviews. If it gets some interest, I will continue it. :)


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 490 Read Count: 1285
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 25 Oct 2011
Summary:

Check out my banner here http://i1184.photobucket.com/albums/z324/mandy52799_banners/maytheforcebewithyou.jpg

My most popular entry in the Quickie Contest. Edward and Jasper are playing a friendly game of Star Wars...In the Dark. Rated M. Contains Slash. 

Now Continued! Not really a full story, but episodic glimpses into the kinky hobbies of all your favorite Twilight characters. Updated at random.


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 635 Read Count: 1106
[Report This] Published: 25 Oct 2011 Updated: 25 Oct 2011