Other Results: 1 Challenges, 2 Series




Stories
Summary:

stories/140600/images/Jacob_6.jpgHis pack tried to tell him to leave Bella Swan alone, that if he didn't he would loose everything. But he wouldn't listen and made the worst mistake of his life! WIll Jacob be able to hold on to the one that loved him through it all and never let her go? Or will one terrible mistake cost him his world?


Categories: Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: None
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 32734 Read Count: 203
[Report This] Published: 02 Aug 2016 Updated: 03 Aug 2016
Summary:

 

Operation: Pigeon Droppings by Rickie Bansbach

 

Edward was warned to stay away from Bella. When he didn't, Jacob and Embry decided to do something about it. Twilight AU. Crackfic, humor. Language. Written for the Tricky Raven's April Fools' Advanced Drabble-Writing Challenge Week of 03/29 - 04/04/2015 (Week 13). Jacob, Embry, Quil, Bella, Charlie Swan, Edward.

 


Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Friendship, Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 684 Read Count: 497
[Report This] Published: 06 Apr 2015 Updated: 06 Apr 2015
Blood Moon by hellawhitlock Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 2]
Summary:

Bella receives a mysterious package, offended by the contents she goes on a mini-mission to find the culprit. They were just trying to help her out, or were they? Her world is turned upside down when she meets Alice and her buddy Jasper, though... Jasper x Bella. Total crackfic.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 15606 Read Count: 1004
[Report This] Published: 16 Apr 2014 Updated: 28 Jan 2015
Secrets by JenRar Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Secrets by Jenny Cullen

Edward has been keeping a secret from Bella about something
he needs. Little does he know, Bella has her own secret.
What happens when the truth comes to light?
AU Eclipse/BD. No real angst. Light & fluffy citrus.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3258 Read Count: 922
[Report This] Published: 04 Sep 2013 Updated: 04 Sep 2013
Summary:

First place winner in the Foreign Student Exchange Contest. Will Nahuel show Garrett more than the local landmarks when he is billeted with the family on Venus? NC-17, SLASH, not quite A/H


Categories: Twilight, Crackfic, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Sci-Fi, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 4507 Read Count: 54
[Report This] Published: 02 Jun 2012 Updated: 02 Jun 2012
Summary:

 

Carlisle perverts a Christmas classic. See what's going on in and around the Cullen house on Christmas Eve. This is just for shiggles. M for really dirty humor, smut, and mistreatment of forest creatures. Vampire/human. AU. CPOV


Categories: Crackfic, Twilight, Alternate Universe, Canon Pairings
Characters: Carlisle/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot, Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 547 Read Count: 637
[Report This] Published: 13 Dec 2011 Updated: 13 Dec 2011
Summary:

 

 

Bella succumbs to the pressures of geek world known as Comic-Con by her brothers, Emmett and Jake. Dressed in a stupid costume, she braves the throngs of dweebs with their hard-ons for every facet in pop culture. Not expecting to see anything other than dorks in superhero costumes, she gets the surprise of her life as she soon realizes that not all geeks require padding.


A crack-fic collaboration between mmsa and helluvabell.

Banner created by the extremely talented Christag_banner. Look for her blog at: www.christagbanners.blogspot.com

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, One-Shot
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5383 Read Count: 2239
[Report This] Published: 09 Aug 2011 Updated: 09 Aug 2011
Summary:

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Starring Edward as Wile E Coyote, Bella as Bugs, and Charlie as Elmer Fudd. Using material from 'Operation:Rabbit' 1952. Why? Cos I'm feeling weird without my coffee. 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 861 Read Count: 43
[Report This] Published: 10 Apr 2011 Updated: 10 Apr 2011
Summary:

One night over the phone Rose and Alice make fun of a ridiculous Kay Jeweler commercial. One shot. Pure comedic relief. Nathan Fillion/Castle/Firefly and Dancing with the Stars references. Rated M for language.


Categories: Crackfic, Twilight, All Human, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/None, Rose/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 965 Read Count: 83
[Report This] Published: 23 Jan 2011 Updated: 23 Jan 2011
Summary:

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Santa was a Prick, or should i say Edward. What kind of creep breaks into your house looking for a Christmas list? Rather than ask questions first, i did what Charlie always taught me to do if the house had a intruder. I SHOT HIM.

Warning: Mention of child abuse, domestic violence, rude humor, small ooc, and  Blitzen being a ass. You've been warned.

Not your average Christmas story, Give it a chance. Daily Updates.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8395 Read Count: 880
[Report This] Published: 19 Dec 2010 Updated: 23 Dec 2010
Breaking Wind by marti1013 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4]
Summary:

It's a 'rip-roaring' night at the Cullens one night.  Based on a line from booboo_kitty's 'The Acclimation Diaries.'

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1930 Read Count: 132
[Report This] Published: 21 Jul 2010 Updated: 21 Jul 2010
Dear Diary by LMGoldenEyes Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1]
Summary:

Ever wonder what happened to Jessia Stanley after the gang left Forks High? Find out here!

 

My WINNING entry to the Forks Forgotten Friends Contest :)


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3238 Read Count: 218
[Report This] Published: 01 Jun 2010 Updated: 01 Jun 2010
Entity by birobird93 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 15]
Summary:

Three friends. Three guys. In the same body. Blood-thirsty murderers, prowling the streets of Chicago, one at a time. "Evil prowls the shadows in this city at night Miss Swan. You will be wise to avoid it...not ask to see it again.” Edward's quest to find the perfect victim. One-shot. Darkward/Mentalward/Sexual content and extreme violence.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Crackfic
Characters: Edward/OC
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8840 Read Count: 529
[Report This] Published: 07 Apr 2010 Updated: 07 Apr 2010
Summary:

Edward is tortured by Mike Newton's thoughts about Valentine's Day. He decides to mess with him a little by inviting him and Jessica on a date with himself and Bella. Hilarity ensues. Set after Breaking Dawn. Human Mike and Jessica and Vamp Edward and Bella.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward, Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3493 Read Count: 1109
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2010 Updated: 26 Feb 2010
Summary:

A huge huge huge crackfic! This is not serious, this was all done in fun! Now that my disclaimer is out of the way, did you know that you can have orgasms while giving birth? Neither did Edward. AU AH dirty disturbing lemons inside One-shot


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1587 Read Count: 676
[Report This] Published: 11 Feb 2010 Updated: 11 Feb 2010
Summary:

Alice and Jasper have an idea for a night with Bella.  Will Bella agree?  Mature situations and themes throughout.  Please be warned.


Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Jasper/Alice
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read
Chapters: 5 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7865 Read Count: 4706
[Report This] Published: 27 Jan 2010 Updated: 04 Feb 2010
Summary:

What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio.  My entry for the Broken Record Holiday Contest.

Flashy Avi


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Charlie/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: For the Love of Charlie
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3798 Read Count: 646
[Report This] Published: 21 Jan 2010 Updated: 21 Jan 2010
Foreseen Events by jmolly Rated: NC-17 [Reviews - 0]
Summary:

"Unforeseen Events" gone wrong: "Your funeral, Mr. Arrogant. Go ahead, then. I'll just say 'I told you so' later." Little did I imagine that the things Alice Saw would make so much trouble. See, it was always her fault. I swear. 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Parody/Crackfic
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 3 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9645 Read Count: 173
[Report This] Published: 13 Dec 2009 Updated: 13 Dec 2009