[Report This]Date: 04 Oct 2011 12:02 PM Title: Chapter 13: Not What One Would Espect
Cannot wait to find out how Bellas and Edwards interaction will be!~
Date: 04 Oct 2011 7:17 AM Title: Chapter 13: Not What One Would Espect
Emmett is to funny so glad that was from him what was Edward thinking LoL. I cant wait to see what happens between them now.
[Report This]Date: 04 Oct 2011 3:05 AM Title: Chapter 13: Not What One Would Espect
ROTFLMAO!!! Love Emmett's surprise!!
Author's Response:
Hi shewoolf!
Sorry I have been so terrible about the review replies lately. Glad you liked Emmett...what is it about him that makes us love him so much? You know it would be hell to live with a giant kindergartener. ;) Glad you got some giggles and guffaws.
-bannerday
Date: 21 Sep 2011 5:51 PM Title: Chapter 12: Post Time
Since you were ambitious enough to write a fic-within-a-fic-within-a fic [I think I got that right] - I have a question for you. Based on Bella's fanfiction chapter 1 she virtually writes about what happened her first day at the new place, changing a few details. So sorry if I am being nosy, but did this happen to you in real life - did you yell at your neighbor and hang a hat on his dick :) Or is that just creative licensing...
I can't wait to see how this pans out, especially now that Edward knows she was in his bed. Just my opinion, but I think going forward you can just simply include summaries or highlights from Bella's fanfiction and not the entire chapters, since we pretty much already read it happeing to Bella in her real life - for what's it worth. I still really enjoyed the chapter and love your sense of humor.
Date: 17 Sep 2011 7:15 AM Title: Chapter 12: Post Time
I would say it was a perfect reveiw of what the story is all about and I love it.
Date: 16 Sep 2011 4:29 PM Title: Chapter 12: Post Time
This story is wonderful ... I sat and read it all at once ... I also read the other ones within the one you are writing. This is going to be so so good. Thanks!
[Report This]Date: 14 Sep 2011 7:07 PM Title: Chapter 12: Post Time
I agree a little repetitive, but it is easy to skim though that, I like the changes she made in the story as well. You have done a fantastic job.
Cant wait for the next chapter!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fiorella
[Report This]Date: 14 Sep 2011 6:01 PM Title: Chapter 12: Post Time
wow just wow awsome.
[Report This]Date: 14 Sep 2011 10:55 AM Title: Chapter 11: Days of Reckoning
I love getting into new stories and I have to say I love this one, if it okay with you, I would like to pimp it out?
The only problem with reading new stories, is I have to wait to get to the next chapter... I cant wait for more.
Fiorella
Author's Response:
Hi famaggiolo!
Please, by all means pimp me out! I'd love new readers. Thank you for reading FFSGSG, I'm glad you are loving it. I'll post another chapter today.
Thanks,
-bannerday
Date: 14 Sep 2011 12:03 AM Title: Chapter 11: Days of Reckoning
Hahahah that was a great chapter. You can almost here the conversation going in her head. Good work!
Date: 13 Sep 2011 10:09 PM Title: Chapter 11: Days of Reckoning
dun dun dun DUN!!!! Someone is busted!!! LOL
Date: 13 Sep 2011 7:44 AM Title: Chapter 11: Days of Reckoning
Bella is busted now Edward knows why she feels she is an asshole but how will he deal with this info??? I hope he is not a dick and takes it as she is curouse about him.
Date: 13 Sep 2011 1:53 AM Title: Chapter 11: Days of Reckoning
Loving this story - the internal monologue is a riot! Bella's dreams sound alot like the fantasies I dream up with the stories I have been reading, but unfortuantely I am married with 3 children......I suppose that's why their fantasies
Can't wait for the next chapter - keep up the great writing!
EDC
[Report This]Date: 12 Sep 2011 4:19 AM Title: Chapter 11: Days of Reckoning
Just keeps on gettin' better and better!!
Date: 07 Sep 2011 6:34 AM Title: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
Holly shit hide run or just flush the toilet lol cant wait for more
[Report This]Date: 06 Sep 2011 4:25 PM Title: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
ROTFLMAO!!!!!! She's caught!! This will be good!!
[Report This]Date: 06 Sep 2011 11:59 AM Title: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
LMAO!!! She is so busted! Cannot wait for next update to see what Edward has to say about it!
[Report This]Date: 06 Sep 2011 7:37 AM Title: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
LMFAO........ GOD shes so noisy awsome chapter.
Date: 05 Sep 2011 11:45 PM Title: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
God, you're so evil! (love it)
Date: 05 Sep 2011 11:43 PM Title: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
i can't believe you left us there !
thud
(that was me hitting the floor in a dead faint)
Date: 05 Sep 2011 11:00 PM Title: Chapter 10: Into the Lair
my heart is pounding!!! Hurry!!!
Date: 24 Aug 2011 9:22 AM Title: Chapter 9: Perceptiions and Misperceptions
He is so confused by her and is cluless lol
Date: 24 Aug 2011 6:27 AM Title: Chapter 9: Perceptiions and Misperceptions
cant wait
Date: 23 Aug 2011 9:58 PM Title: Chapter 9: Perceptiions and Misperceptions
I don't really blame Edward for being confused with this one...Bella can be a moody little thing :)
I really do enjoy your alter ego world of fanfiction and what goes behind the scenes, everything from the character names, to building a banner for the story...priceless
Thanks :)
Date: 23 Aug 2011 6:17 PM Title: Chapter 9: Perceptiions and Misperceptions
I would probably go through every draw and medicine cabinet. And it would so great if he came home early and caught her lying on his bed. LMAO
Date: 04 Aug 2011 4:35 AM Title: Chapter 8: Departures
oh i love how neither ed nor bell could tell the whole story to their respected people. it so loses the umh of the story without mention of the errection, hat, asshole, etc etc etc. but still oh so funny and the way no one gets why they were really mad in the first place without those details.i wonder what bella is gonna do with ed's keys and free riegn of his house while he's away. and why is eddie going to chicago?
Date: 04 Aug 2011 3:28 AM Title: Chapter 7: Aide-de-Camp Black
aww jake did stand up for belly! and he scared the asshole right outta eddie! at least for a little while.... while jake was watching... heehee. bella is getting quite the workout in her dreams with all 3 of them! wow virgin to 3on1 overnight, ambitious girl! loved the play on everyone's names. had to laugh and snicker at bella taking her fanfic addiction to her grave. how many of us think the same thing? way too many to count is my guess. i find it funny that i tell people i read online and they are all up in my shit about what books i am reading and which sites i buy my books from the most. i never say a word that it is ffn. that is so not what 34yo wives and mothers and fine upstanding citizens do with thier spare time right *wink wink* heehee read twilight sexy fanfic? never!
but seriously though there are some pretty epicly awesome stories on here!
Date: 04 Aug 2011 2:20 AM Title: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
oh these two are way too much fun! and jake going over to ask to see the car and then go for a ride?!?!? oh bella must have been beside herself! i am loving the constant back and forth with ed and bella and how they keep getting the last word of the day in on eachother.
Date: 04 Aug 2011 1:40 AM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
ohhhh i wonder if eddie is worried about the big bad boyfriend? or maybe a little disappointed? poor little ed was scared of the dumb plastic socialite, he needs a little real bella lovin. too bad big ed doesn't realize it yet
Date: 03 Aug 2011 3:30 PM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
oh what a way to get an idea for a fic! i sometimes wonder where all of you authors get your ideas. this just makes me wonder a little more about some of the fics i have read! not sure if i am envious, sad, or mortified thinking some of these have been inspired by real events! rolf!!
Date: 03 Aug 2011 2:55 PM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
*giggles* poor eddie! at least he could wow the english teacher in bella with his rant. my hubbie is like that he goes on rants when he is mad and they are the funniest shit ever. i laugh and he gets madder and rants even more. i keep telling him i am going to record one of his rants so he can listen when he calms down so he will understand that there is no choice i have to laugh at the shit that comes outta his mouth.
Date: 03 Aug 2011 7:44 AM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
hee hee holy shit the giggles! that was priceless! she hung her hat from his dick to hide it! you would think that would cause it to attract more attention but hey what do i know. heehee
Date: 03 Aug 2011 7:19 AM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
oh this will be an interesting first meeting!
[Report This]Date: 01 Aug 2011 12:00 PM Title: Chapter 8: Departures
Good stuff!
Date: 01 Aug 2011 5:38 AM Title: Chapter 8: Departures
<3
Date: 01 Aug 2011 1:41 AM Title: Chapter 8: Departures
Quirky vs Insane, a fine line indeed! I snorted at him thinking she didn't really think he was an asshole, heh, seriously his picture is in the dictionary for his behavior on their first meeting!
Date: 31 Jul 2011 9:07 PM Title: Chapter 8: Departures
I am happy some thing have been talked about between these two. I cant wait till Edward finds out that Jake is not her boyfriend. Who is Kate???
Date: 31 Jul 2011 7:58 PM Title: Chapter 8: Departures
Still loving this - can't wait to see who reads her Edward/Ethan story and recognises it. C x
Date: 31 Jul 2011 7:37 PM Title: Chapter 8: Departures
Luv it.
Date: 27 Jul 2011 6:21 AM Title: Chapter 7: Aide-de-Camp Black
great chap
Date: 25 Jul 2011 5:49 AM Title: Chapter 7: Aide-de-Camp Black
Jake redeemed himself, the only redeemable thing about Edward right now is his ED(& that he likes his parents) and Bella is someone I would like to hang-out with!
Best dialogue: Leah needing the hat for precisely the reason that she could not appreciate getting it!
Date: 25 Jul 2011 5:28 AM Title: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
I think the Adventures of Dickman and Dingbat could be a big seller. I give her a lot of credit, I would want to slap Jake upside the head. I am dying to know how he introduced himself. Did he remember he was supposed to be her boyfriend whne he was brain dead over the car?!
Date: 25 Jul 2011 4:47 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
That song is incredibly perfect for this! Was it inspirational or did you find it after you started the story? I hope Stella doesn't fall for Ethan too fast...isn't there some sort of STD waiting period just to be safe that nothing develops later? I am hoping when Jake visits, he is majorly intimidated by his size. :)
Date: 25 Jul 2011 4:20 AM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
I love it! The Dickmobile and the Dickcave, it's all kinds of wonderful that makes me giddy with laughter and THAT is no hyperbole.
Date: 24 Jul 2011 8:57 PM Title: Chapter 7: Aide-de-Camp Black
Yes to all of your ?? I love it I think she will have a problem with keeping the names straight in her story lol. When is Edward going to figure out that Jake is not Bella's boyfriend???
Date: 24 Jul 2011 8:24 PM Title: Chapter 7: Aide-de-Camp Black
Hi,
you write a really nice Jake - I wouldn't mind to have him as big brother.
E is still an asshole and magic johnson??? really???
Date: 24 Jul 2011 5:44 PM Title: Chapter 7: Aide-de-Camp Black
lmao! jefferson rawbone...good pornstar name!!!
Date: 24 Jul 2011 5:26 PM Title: Chapter 7: Aide-de-Camp Black
too funny! but Jethro????..........really???
Date: 16 Jul 2011 4:19 AM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
great story idea....looking forward to reading more!
Date: 15 Jul 2011 7:15 AM Title: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
Ok amazing review in 3..2..1..or maybe not lol. I did realize after you sent me over to the other place that I now have you on alert for this story in 3 different sites. Never done that before, but if any story deserves to be read and reviewed 3 different times its this one.
Its just after 3 am now and we just got home from Harry Potter (amazing if you are interested) and I realized I didn't get the story finished and reviewed earlier (hubs wanted to go to gym quicker than expected grrr) and since I am all hyped up on sugar free twizzlers and coke zero I was going to finish so my review, which was supposed to be amazing, is now convoluted and rambling lol.
Loved this chapter, cant believe Jake went for a ride, thought he would try to scare our boy a little (guess I will wait on E the arseholes point of view) but I am glad we did see that little crack in his armor. Edward has a different side. Yeah.
Well, I am going to bed now. Talk to ya next chapter.
Ilive2readfanficfanVickic
Author's Response:
Hi Ilive2readfanficfanVickic"I.V.=Ivy"fishwife (did I get them all??? Shit you've got so many aliases, or aliai, or fake names!) I'm catching up on this site.
I can't remember if you posted this same review elsewhere. I never know where you're going to crop up next. Hey...wait...Is that you outside my kitchen window??? Don't be bashful, come on in and you can sit on my lap while I type. I'll tell you a story. LOL
I love how you have me on alert at all three locations. I just might start posting on a fourth site, just to keep you on your toes!
I can't remember if you've already read chapter7 elsewhere..probably...but you mentioned twizzlers and coke zero and I had to laugh. just like movie night for B & JB in chapter 7 ;)
Thanks for the multi-site, manifold-alert, multiple-reviews! That's just aaaaalllll kinds of good!
xoxo
-bannerday
Date: 15 Jul 2011 3:25 AM Title: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
Bella:
Edward:
She’s doing it again
Who and what are you talking about
That bannerday chick – we’re in another one of her stories.
I hope she doesn’t have you dating Jake again.
Hey, it wouldn’t be so bad if you hadn’t given our dog that name.
Yeah, his mouth runs more than the toilet.
They’ve already exchanged presents.
I hope it’s not “His” and “Hers” t-shirts.
Nope. Not exactly.
As long as I have a Vanquish, it will be a great story.
Yep. At least your car is a performer.
Uh. Just what do you mean by that?
Author's Response:
Hi BRB!
That was one of the most hilarious reviews I think I've ever gotten. You should be writing this story with me!!! LOL
Thanks for the giggles!
-bannerday
Date: 15 Jul 2011 1:14 AM Title: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
OH wow, now she knows hes watching her, but i think she should give him something extra special to think about when he watches her. Jake running off like that, I think i would kicked him in the nuts..... And all the vamp and 'dog' refrences were hilliarious. Keep up the great work
Author's Response:
Hi Twi-Mom!
Sorry I've been so terrible about review replies. I was on a vacation and have been super busy.
Glad you liked chapter 6 of FFSGSG. I just posted chapter 7...there is more Busted Bella and the stolen moments in the Dickmobile with Dickman and Dingbat to read about. lol Glad you like my vamp and dog references.
Thanks for the review!
-bannerday
Date: 14 Jul 2011 11:33 PM Title: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
To funny Jake cant help himself man has one of the finest cars in the world.
Author's Response:
Hi trob!
Sorry I've been so terrible about review replies. I was on a vacation and have been super busy lately.
Glad you liked chapter 6 of FFSGSG. I just posted chapter 7...there is more about the stolen moments for Dickman and Dingbat in the Dickmobile to read about. lol
Thanks for the review!
-bannerday
Date: 14 Jul 2011 10:58 PM Title: Chapter 6: Moving Right Along
Great! He saw, she's so busted! Abd the dickmobile? my dream car, :P
Author's Response:
Hi Saanves!
Sorry i've been so terrible about review replies. I was on a vacation and have been super busy.
Glad you liked chapter 6 of FFSGSG. I just posted chapter 7...there is more Busted Bella and the stolen moments in the Dickmobile to read about. lol
Thanks for the review!
-bannerday
Date: 12 Jul 2011 11:20 PM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
Seriously, I am laughing so hard right now I am crying.! Great start to a story!!
Author's Response:
Hi mamakim!
Glad you got a kick out of the beginning of Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls. Hope you continue to enjoy. Keep in touch! Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 10 Jul 2011 7:30 PM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
Poor Edward, no love for the night and a possible muscular boyfriend, so not his weekend. Look forward to the next chapter with a new pair of Depends on.
Author's Response:
Hi angelskiss!
Yeah, Poor Ed with his ED. ;) Not a good weekend at all for him. Glad you've got your Denends ready for chapter 6. It's posted. Just make sure to read my author's note at the beginning. I think you will expecially like it!
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 10 Jul 2011 2:48 PM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
Loved it! Another great hat!
Author's Response:
Hi loviingit3!
Glad you liked chapter 5 and the "Bitch" hat! Thanks for the storylove! I hope you like chapter 6. It's posted. Thanks for the review. Keep in touch!
-bannerday
Date: 10 Jul 2011 12:04 PM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
Hi,
someone has done her russian names homework! Sorry I didn't see your answer to my review sooner to help you with it.
Thanks for the chapter. And I love the chink in his asshole-armor - the dysfunction - haha.
Author's Response:
Hi bjelaja!
Yep, I did my Russian names homework. I learned all about masculine/feminine endings on patronymics and surnames. It was interesting. Again, thanks for pointing it out to me.
Glad you got a laugh out of Ed and his ED. LOL I couldn't resist. I had to go there. ;)
Thanks for the review. Hope you like chapter 6. It's posted.
-bannerday
Date: 10 Jul 2011 9:50 AM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
HAHAHA! :)
LIKING THE STORY SO FAR! VERY ENTERTAINING!!!
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH ASSHOLE AND BITCH!
:)
Author's Response:
Hi Nicos!
Glad you are enjoying the read. Asshole and Bitch are back with Big Burly Jake in chapter 6. It's posted. Hope you like it. Let me know!
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 10 Jul 2011 8:17 AM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
she is the bitch of his dreams. is jake going to want to talk to Edward :)
Author's Response:
Hi t!
She is the bitch of his dreams...he just hasn't started having those dreams yet. ;) And yes...jake will want to talkt to Edward. i just posted chapter 6. It picks right up where chapter 5 let off. ;)
Thanks for the review. I think you win the award for the most loyal reviewer. I'm going to be sending you a Not-A-Bitch hat. ;)
-bannerday
Date: 10 Jul 2011 12:48 AM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
Cool, loved the ending. Big LOL
Author's Response:
Hi Saanves!
Glad you got a kick out of chapter 5's ending. And chapter 6 picks up right where that left off. Hope you enjoy. It's posted.
Thanks for the review. Keep in touch!
-bannerday
Date: 09 Jul 2011 11:33 PM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
Now I want a BITCH hat..... Cant wait to see what you do next.
Author's Response:
Hi Twi-Mom!
Don't we all need a Bitch hat every now and then. At would give others fair warning, you know? Hope you like chapter 6. It's posted now. Let me know what you think, mom! ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 09 Jul 2011 11:15 PM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
"Review me, review me, because I love you when you do me."
even your A/N's are hysterical!
Author's Response:
Hi BRB!
I'm so glad...someone out there is reading my author's notes. I wrote a rather interesting one for chapter 6 (at the beginning.)
Hope you like the next chapter.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 09 Jul 2011 10:30 PM Title: Chapter 5: From Bad to Unimaginably Worse
ROTHLMAO!!! Boy deserved it. Love this!!
Author's Response:
Hi shewoolf!
Our boy Ed did deserve a bout of the old ED. Hope you like chapter 6. It's up. thanks for the review. Glad you got a good laugh once again.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 07 Jul 2011 1:48 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
OMG! I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. Please update soon. This is just too funny.
Author's Response:
Hi angelskiss!
Glad you got a good laugh out of chapter 4. I hope you like chapter 5. You might want to wear some Depends just in case the chapter has that pee-factor like the last one. And I think it just might...Edward's day just keeps getting worse. ;)
Let me know what you think of chapter 5. Hope you like it. Thank you for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 06 Jul 2011 3:36 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Ok Im offically hooked on this story. I honestly cant wait til the next chapter. Keep up the great work, about how far in do we see a change in E&B? cause i know theres bound to be alot I do mean ALOT of sexual tension between the two. LOVE IT......
Author's Response:
Hi again Twi-Mom!
Glad you are hooked...Edward is too, he just can't tell...it's the early, irritating stages and all, you know? I see this story as being tense for a while, even with the good things to come. ;) That's how I roll. They'll begin to learn a few things about each other, I think you'll like it.
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 06 Jul 2011 3:27 AM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
Dickmobile, too funny.... Shes a snarky B*&$h and his a pompus ass
Author's Response:
Hi again, bb!
Glad you liked the Dickmobile. And Bella is rather snarky, but not too much. She's kind of an awkward Bella. I love her for her ridiculous behavior.
Thanks again!
-bannerday
Date: 06 Jul 2011 3:17 AM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
L................M.................A..................O....... Oh boy this story is just too funny, not only is the truck causing a minor issue, but now she hung her hat on his 'ROD' :):):):):):)
Author's Response:
Oh Twi-Mom! Your review of chapter 2 was one of the funniest looking reviews ever!!!!!!!!!
L...........M.........A...........O......How Bella could have just let that truck run for soooooooooo long is amaaaaaaaazing. So was Edward's erection. ;) And Bell...:capping" it all off just so perfectly!
Thanks for the laugh. Thanks for the review. Too funny!
-bannerday
Date: 06 Jul 2011 3:10 AM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
I cant stop laughing , I have tears in my eyes. Poor Edward was trying to get some morning delight and it just didnt work out for him :(...... ol well i cant wait to see what he does when he meets bella.
Author's Response:
Hi Twi_Mom!
It really was a rather painful beginning for an Edward fic, wasn't it? ;)
Thanks for the review and for the giggle.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 7:37 PM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
lovin this story, unpdate soon..
Author's Response:
Hi vicki!
I have indeed updated Fan fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls. Hope you like chapter 5. Let me know!
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 3:33 PM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Hysterical. I'm so loving this story! You're a fantastic writer!
Author's Response:
Hi samekraemer!
Glad you got a good laugh out of chapter 4. I'm catching up here. Thanks for the compliment! And thanks for the Storylove!
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 12:32 PM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Gah! want some more interaction lol, these two are going to burn each others biscuits for a while and its going to be good! I was so excited. Was reading on Update to "Secrets and Lies" by BellaScotia and she recc'd your story. I love when stories I love start to get the word spread about them!!! Hope you had a good holiday weekend.
So this chapter was so funny, the fact that the man actually counted and said things like "eleveny" and said her ladder was an asset. Almost don't want to see him start showing his redeaming qualities cause he is so wonderfully douchy. See ya next chappie...as always love this.
Author's Response:
Hi vickic!
More interaction coming in chapter 6! It will be a threeway with Jacob there. :) Bound to be entertaining! I'm glad BellaScotia rec'd my story. That's pretty cool. I think there are a few others out there passing me around. Gosh...now I feel like such a hoor!
Edward and his list...including the ladder. He really needs to go back over his list and take note of a few things buried in there. She has piqued his interest and his...manly appendage. LOL Edward will still be a little douchey. Reflexively douchey.
Thanks for the review, bb!
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 05 Jul 2011 12:21 PM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Wonderful chapter! Can't wait to see how her story will turn out!
Author's Response:
Hi lov!
Glad you liked chapter 4. And I know you read 5 already...I'll get there! I think her story will be fun. ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 7:34 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Tell me he was watching her???? I cant wait for more.
Author's Response:
Hi trob!
Catching up here. and you already got your answer to your question in chapter 5, didn't you? ;) I hope to get chapter 6 up within the week. Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 5:06 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
So you put it all together very nicely. This is sure to be a good story. Keep at it!
Author's Response:
Hi beachlover!
I too am a beachlover. :)
Glad you like how I've put things together. There's more great stuff ahead. At lest I think so. Hope you like chapter 5. Edward's day just got a little worse. ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 4:06 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
i love this story!!! cant wait for your update
Author's Response:
Hi jacoblucas!
Thanks for the storylove! I've updated chapter 5 for your reading pleasure. Hope you like it if you haven't already read it. Thanks for reviewing.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 05 Jul 2011 3:03 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Can't wait to see the atory she's gonna write about him! ROTFLMAO
Author's Response:
Hi shewoolf!
Bella's story will get started in chapter 6. All kinds of interesting stuff in that chapter. ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 12:56 AM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
more great dialogue = you give the best banter around!
Author's Response:
Hi BRB!
Glad you like my banterlogue. I have a lot of fun writing this.
Thanks for the review and compliment.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 12:38 AM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
this is sooo soo funny!
thank you!
Author's Response:
Hi BRB!
Glad you are getting some laughs out of Edward's discomfort and distress. ;)
Thank you for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 05 Jul 2011 12:24 AM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
luv the hatrack!
Author's Response:
Hi BRB!
Glad you liked the hatrack. Bella...she moves to the big city and finds a new place to hang her hat. ;)
-bannerday
Date: 04 Jul 2011 11:40 PM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
Wow Edward really is an Asshole. At least we know the hat really fits. He is an arrogant prick. I hope he cant get it up cause he is thinking about his neighbor. LMAO
Author's Response:
Hi Let Rob.....!
Edward does seem to be quite the asshole, doesn't he? ;) I think you'll like the results of chapter 5. It's posted. Have fun. Let me know what you think. ;)
Thanks for the review. Keep in touch!
-bannerday
Date: 04 Jul 2011 9:50 PM Title: Chapter 4: Mr. Silk Pants a.k.a. Mr. Big Stuff
´Thank you so much, I just found this story and love it so much. Assholeward is great, ha! By the way it should be "Irina Denalova", -ivich is a masculine ending.
Author's Response:
Hi bjelaja!
Glad you are enjoying the story. I am so irritated with myself that I didn't look into the whole name thing. I usually check so many things out...and I'm a language teacher, so those kinds of linguistic errors really irritate me. So if Irina Denali is Russian and her father is named Boris. How would the whole name thing work? Would he be Denalivich and she would be Denalova? Or how would that work? I wanted to screw with the name "Denali" but I wanted to make it Russian. irina is also going to have a Russian accent next chapter. I hope that doesn't offend...
Anyway, hope to hear from you. I want to correct the error as quickly as possible and I'll put a not about it in my next chapter.
Thanks for the review. Glad you are enjoying. Thank you for helping me to fix this up.
-bannerday
Date: 03 Jul 2011 11:12 PM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
This story is so entertaining I am absolutely loving it. It is definitely a great read.
Author's Response:
Hi LetRobstenLuv4ever!
I'm glad you enjoyed that chapter. Thanks for the Storylove! Happy continued reading!
-bannerday
Date: 03 Jul 2011 10:49 PM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
OMG I laughed so hard. The hat on his dick OMG so FUNNNYYYYY. I Loved it.
Author's Response:
Hi again, Let...!
I'm so glad you got a kick out of that. It's good to have a place to hang your hat. Thanks for the storylove!
-bannerday
Date: 03 Jul 2011 10:30 PM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
oh yeah great potential I cant wait to read more. Boy Edward sure is into himself. lol.
Author's Response:
Hi LRL4e!
Thanks for the vote of confidence! Edward...he's got good self-esteem. We'll see how long that lasts. ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 01 Jul 2011 6:46 PM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
LOL......... Wow, just wow,
Author's Response:
Hi linelia!
Glad you got a laugh out of chapter 2. Hope you like chapter 3 if you haven't read it yet. Edward...having a really bad morning.
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 01 Jul 2011 11:58 AM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
So funny! Love the Asshole hat!
Author's Response:
Hi lovingit3!
Edward loves that hat as well. And...it fits!
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 01 Jul 2011 12:47 AM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
OMG...wiping tears from my cheeks as I struggle to stop giggling long enough to breathe....I love it, I love it, I love it!!!
Author's Response:
Hi shewool!
Glad you liked Dickward wearing the Asshat...no...I mean Assward wearing the Dickhat...whatever. ;)
Thanks for the review. Hope you like chapter 4.
-bannerday
Date: 30 Jun 2011 11:06 PM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
Wow, really bad morning for Edward, even though most of it was not Bella or her truck's fault - I don't think Edward sees it that way. Loved the end where he puts the hat on, maybe he does have a sense of humor, even if he is a dick [so far].
Author's Response:
Hi mel!
Edward...having a really bad day...at least he got a free hat as a parting gift! ;)
And it seems in the end that he likes the hat and the hat fits! LOL
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 30 Jun 2011 10:46 PM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
Oh my god! I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes! Love the cap =)
You should defenitely continue this story!
Author's Response:
Hi ROH!
Glad you had a good laugh at Dickward's Asshat...no, wait...that's Assward's Dickhat! ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 30 Jun 2011 9:56 PM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
Somebody please turn off the damn truck!!! Not the ideal first meeting between the two, but hysterical - hanging the Asshole hat on the hard-on was brilliantly awkward. Loved it!
Author's Response:
Hi again, mel!
Surely that truck is about to run out of gas! Not the ideal meeting at all for these two. And you are right...what an awkward thing for Bella to have done. You know she was mortified with herself the moment she hung the hat. But she was just scrambled...how can you function properly with that ...thing...waving at you as you converse (yell, shout) with that good looking stranger?
Thanks for the storylove!
-bannerday
Date: 30 Jun 2011 9:50 PM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
A fanfiction story within a fanfiction story - Brilliant. As a frequent reader and sometimes reviewer, this story sounds like great insight to see fanfiction from the other POV, the author.
As for Edward, I can't wait for him to ditch the penis-biting skank and introduce himself to Bella :)
Author's Response:
Hi mel!
Glad you like the idea of a fan fiction within a fan fiction. I thought it was a rather novel idea (novel...haha). And yes, you will get my POV on writing fan fiction somewhat through Bella's eyes.
Not sure Bella really wants to get to know Edward at this point. ;)
Thanks for the review and the positive feedback.
-bannerday
Date: 30 Jun 2011 8:17 PM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
HA yes one of those was a nickname of mine that my lovely (harumph) sister used to call me grrrr. Best friend in high school saw it used to upset me and changed it to IV or later just ivy to be pretty lol so it became a good nickname. So it ended badly but I will take my one night with Edward if I remember right it was wonderful!!!! PS I am redhead (by bottle and fiery temper) LMAO this was ri..dick..ulous. Thinking that hat might be passed back and forth until the UST becomes too much. So excited about this story love it. Thanks for sharing and the warning of nicknames hee hee loved it. Told my daughter that I got to share a night with Edgar...Edmund...Elliot...Ewan..oh Edward, I got an eyeroll for that statement but my inner 18 yr old is squealing like a fangirl, Vicki
Author's Response:
Hi Ivy!
OMG...love it! Damn that sister of yours...well, I guess having a sister call you Ivy is better than having a guy think your nickname might be "Sticky Vicki." Love the fact that you go red. I no longer have any idea what my natural haircolor really might look like.
Glad you found this chapter ri-dick-ulous. It's not me, it's Edward...he just has a knack for it at the moment. The hat...it might return from time to time, you never can tell.
And that night you spent with Edward...must have been something else if you short-circuited so badly you don't remember it very clearly. ;)
Thanks for the review, as always!
-bannerday
Date: 30 Jun 2011 6:29 PM Title: Chapter 3: If the Hat Fits, Wear It
I love it the dickmobile and he put on the asshole hat priceless. What a day one that is called Murphy's day poor guy ;) I wonder if he will figure out that everytime he gets around Bella he will get a hardon ??????
Author's Response:
Hi t!
Glad you liked the Dick in his Dickmobile. Edward really is having a Murphy's Law kind of day. Yeah, I don't think it's dawned on him yet why he had that hard-on...it's going to take him a little while to figure this out. He has a lot of dickness to wade through first. ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 30 Jun 2011 5:38 PM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
Thank god my boss is out of the office because I was laughing so hard I'm sure he would have come to investigate. Love the story so far and can't wait to read more.
Tracy
Author's Response:
Hi TG100!
Glad you liked chapter 2. I'm running behind on reviews, so even though chapter 3 is out there, I'm just on 2. Glad you didn't get caught by the boss laughing your head off while you were probably supposed to be doing something useful. ;) Thanks for the Storylove!
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 30 Jun 2011 12:13 AM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
OMG! My dog and my bird...and even my grown son all think I've lost my mind! Laughing so hard, tears are running down my face and I can hardly breathe! I LOVE it!
Author's Response:
Hi shewoolf!
I'm running behind on replies. So to chapter 2: Gald you got a good laugh, sorry your dog, bird and son all think you're nuts. At least I know I'm not alone...I sit here and type this nonsense and laugh my head off and the dog just looks at me...wondering what's wrong. My hubs knows what's wrong...I'm a serious addict with a goofy sense of humor. Not sure he saw this coming when he married me...but hell, I've given him two kids and the best years of my life...he can put up with a little nonsense. ;)
Thanks for the Storylove!
-bannerday
[Report This]Date: 29 Jun 2011 11:54 PM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
Oh....this is gonna be good! Looks like just what I was looking for.
Author's Response:
Hi shewoold!
Glad you liked that first chapter of Fan fiction, Sex Gods and single Girls. Hope you continue to enjoy.
Thank you for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 29 Jun 2011 2:42 PM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
Yes Yes Yes please continue....this is so funny. I laughed so much about the hat hanging from Edward's dick!!
Author's Response:
Hi alyten1!
I 'm glad you've enjoyed the beginning of Fan fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls. I just posted chapter 3 so there's more to laugh at. Poor Edward...not having a good day. ;)
Thanks for the review.
-bannerday
Date: 29 Jun 2011 8:09 AM Title: Chapter 2: A New Chapter in Her Life
Please Please Please continue I loved it she hung her hat on his dick that is priceless and imlpressive on his ability to hold it and he balls to put it there lol.
Author's Response:
Hi t!
Yeah...so Bella has moved to Seattle and found a new home to call her own and a new place to hang her hat. LOL
I hope you like chapter 3. thanks for the review, bb!
-bannerday
Date: 29 Jun 2011 2:31 AM Title: Chapter 1: The Story Has to Start Somewhere
LOOOOOL.
Love the idea! Can't wait for the next chapter.
C'mon, are you even asking? OBVIOUSLY THERE'S POTENTIAL.
I am very inclined to read on, NOW GET TO IT! XOX
Author's Response:
Hi Dark!
Glad you liked that first chapter of Fan Fiction, Sex Gods and Single Girls. There's more posted now. Plus I got a new banner for it. Yippee!
xo
-bannerday