Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:23 PM Title: Chapter 6
I like kinky Edward.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:22 PM Title: Chapter 5
Get into sure pants by cooking way to go chief.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:20 PM Title: Chapter 4
This is hilarious.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:19 PM Title: Chapter 3
Oh how cute is that.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:18 PM Title: Chapter 2
Nasty sluts should not be handling food ewww
Date: 29 Jul 2012 3:17 PM Title: Chapter 1
This going to be funny.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 8:18 AM Title: Chapter 40
Great story. Had me in bits.
Head cheese... I don't know what I want to do more, laugh or bork.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 7:00 AM Title: Chapter 40
Perfect ending to a perfectly hilarious story! Loved you describing Edward playin "Patrick" on the bed and lying like a starfish, him telling Bella to sit on his face while he spanked her, and Esme being so intrusive all the time. I bet she cried because she got her phone taken away ;) had no idea about the clam burger but getting the recipe from urban dictionary is HILARIOUS! Thanks so much.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 5:37 AM Title: Chapter 40
I think I peed myself laughing so hard, THX!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:31 AM Title: Chapter 40
OMG! ROFL I think I would die with a mother-in-law like that... NO, wait, I would probably have a fantastic time with a mol like that. We would become besties. I would help her drive Carlisle c`razy.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:29 AM Title: Chapter 40
HAHA... Damn you esme! Loved it great job woman!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:29 AM Title: Chapter 39
oh damn, the being bent over the desk part? So worth the rant.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:28 AM Title: Chapter 38
ah oh. What did she get?
Danger will robinson, danger, danger!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:27 AM Title: Chapter 37
*snicker* Esme bought a phone because she is now addicted to sexting. Carlisle, just get your own phone and sext back! Course, then your son may never want to look at either of you again, but you will be so busy what will it matter?
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:26 AM Title: Chapter 35
"Carlisle banned Esme from going near any communication device when he got her home." LOL Somehow I don't think that is going to work.
And Edward... brain bleach doesn't work. Just sayin'
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:25 AM Title: Chapter 34
ROFL Nice golf outfit Edward. OH, geez, The Carlton Banks reference gave me the perfect visual.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:24 AM Title: Chapter 33
hee hee hee. Emergency! Emergency! Esme is getting into sexting! Call the doctor. Oh, wait, you just did. Carlisle!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:23 AM Title: Chapter 32
ROFL! OMG! Now Bella is dealing with a mother-in-law who is somewhat catching on. LOL She might die before the wedding.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:21 AM Title: Chapter 31
"Esme was banned from the kitchen.
Carlisle also banned Esme from the urban dictionary on the computer so she didn’t get any more ideas.
He also enrolled her in Sue’s cooking classes that dad was going to."
ROFLMAO. I think he should have done that previously. LOL
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:20 AM Title: Chapter 30
LOL Esme is so old she wants the babies to come now before she kicks the bucket. Too many more urban dictionary checks and it could happen.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:19 AM Title: Chapter 29
ROFL Edward is such a big help. LOL
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:18 AM Title: Chapter 28
And now I just went and looked up Head Cheese and Fish Sauce on the Urban Dictionary. I'm learning all sorts of things today. *shakes head*.
Poor Esme.
LOL THe Fish Sauce I can be down with. But head cheese? BARF!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:16 AM Title: Chapter 27
OMG I am dying here! Laughing too much! It hurts! OMG!
LOLOLOL Now I get the urban dictionary reference. *snickers* Poor Esme. LOL
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:15 AM Title: Chapter 26
ROFL Uh, thanks Eddie! LOL
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:14 AM Title: Chapter 25
ROFLMAO!~
OMG! Funniest thing ever! And I think I would tell Edward that no matter what, I would never eat at his house again.
And I think i fucked up your rating for the last chapter. Didn't mean to. It allows of a voting of up to 10, but only five cups appear. I accidentally hit 5 so I think that is why chapter 24 now only has four cups. *blushes and hides behind her desk*
Please, I didn't mean it, don't make me eat the Clam burgers with head cheese and fish sauce.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:12 AM Title: Chapter 24
OMG! YES! i can completely get the literal child's mind. I had the same mentality as a kid - though not about wanting to be a horse.
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:10 AM Title: Chapter 23
man flu. ROFLMAO Have you seen that video on youtube from Man Stroke Woman about a man cold? So funny!
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:09 AM Title: Chapter 22
ROFL Carlisle and Old Spice?
Ewwww. I hate the stench of that stuff. It is definitely a LITTLE goes a LONG WAY
Date: 29 Jul 2012 12:08 AM Title: Chapter 21
Ewwwwwwwww! I think if I smelled soy beans with tomato sauce and tabasco, I would claim to be feeling ill.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 11:58 PM Title: Chapter 40
So funny, I loved this story. Can't imagine a 60+ Esme learning txt spk and then learning about cock. Good job blow job or cock cumin wasn't in their txts.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 11:50 PM Title: Chapter 40
Great Drabble. Way to pull it together so quickly. It was hilarious. Thanks for writing. I enjoyed it.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:45 PM Title: Chapter 21
she is so edward spoiled...
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:40 PM Title: Chapter 17
HAHA... it's gotta happen sooner or later!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:40 PM Title: Chapter 40
Terrific story, laughed all the way through it!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:39 PM Title: Chapter 15
Yeah you'll both be eachothers bitch!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:35 PM Title: Chapter 10
yeah defo a creep with a nice dick apparently
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:34 PM Title: Chapter 9
haha... Esme is silly!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:30 PM Title: Chapter 3
I knew guys like him... More more!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 10:29 PM Title: Chapter 2
lmao! wrap them things up!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:47 PM Title: Chapter 40
Bloody awesome lady xxxxxx
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:40 PM Title: Chapter 30
I have Images of the Wedding Singer type of planner.. That of Fanc from Father of The Bride!!!!!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:39 PM Title: Chapter 28
Alco Pops...
Strawberry Woodys was my Alco pop limit in the day xx
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:37 PM Title: Chapter 27
ROFL!!!!!
Cheese Head!!!!!
ahahahahahahahhaahhaa
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:34 PM Title: Chapter 23
My fav snuffles movie!!!!!
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:33 PM Title: Chapter 21
hmmm KFC...;)
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:31 PM Title: Chapter 18
hahahahhaa awesome
ARc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:30 PM Title: Chapter 17
I love the word Prat... It's not used enough I thinks...;)
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:29 PM Title: Chapter 16
hahahhaha not the mags!!!!
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:28 PM Title: Chapter 15
I fluves bump and grind conversations.. to the point and truthful...;)
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:27 PM Title: Chapter 14
Hmmmm hanky spanky...;)
ARc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:26 PM Title: Chapter 13
Ohhh you are Naughty.. Let me just SWALLOW the rest of my HAWT tea!!!!!
hahahaha
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:25 PM Title: Chapter 12
Hahahahah Naughty True... Hmmm let me think I might have to CUM back to you on this piccy!!!!hahahahah
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:23 PM Title: Chapter 11
;) good girl xx
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:22 PM Title: Chapter 10
I am loving the texty pictures so sweet xx
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:21 PM Title: Chapter 9
Hahahahha snorts hahahahahha
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:20 PM Title: Chapter 8
Hahahahahah
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:19 PM Title: Chapter 7
hahaha inuendo.....
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:18 PM Title: Chapter 6
hmmmmm kinky *ears perk up*
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:18 PM Title: Chapter 5
I can just imagine that Tash bouncing about in a sneezing frenzy.. It would look all blurred...
hahahha
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:16 PM Title: Chapter 40
Aparently Edward didn't learn to not let his phone anywhere, kkkkk!!!!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:16 PM Title: Chapter 4
Ohh True,
Wiping tears of laughter away....LOL John Wayne xxx;)
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:15 PM Title: Chapter 3
Hahhaaaa Mighty Mouse..(I still have mine!!!)
LOL
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:13 PM Title: Chapter 40
Holy hell, this was hysterical. Exactly why I never set my phone down around the parentals even though I am married and almost 40. They are nosey bitches.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:12 PM Title: Chapter 2
Hahahah oh True xxx
Arc
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:10 PM Title: Chapter 40
I'll see ya in August as a fellow Drabbler, hon! Thanks for sharing this... it was freaking hilarious!!!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:09 PM Title: Chapter 40
OMG, when will edward ever learn. Great job doll. I laughed so much reading this one. Keep up the awesome work. Im looking forward to your next drabble.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:08 PM Title: Chapter 39
fuck yeah.... good one Ed!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:07 PM Title: Chapter 38
Dun-dun dun duuuuuunnnnnn....
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:06 PM Title: Chapter 37
My bet is on the phone... def the phone.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:05 PM Title: Chapter 36
I bet Esme is gonna think she's preggo... LOL
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:04 PM Title: Chapter 35
LET THE MAN STAY BELLA! He's the one with the 8===D you want to sit on! LOL
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:03 PM Title: Chapter 34
HAHAHAHAHA
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:02 PM Title: Chapter 39
She should be happy that with their own house Esme'll not have the chance to see the messages that she sends to Edward!!!! kkkkk
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:01 PM Title: Chapter 33
Why would Esme pick up his son's phone? SHE SHOULDN'T BE DOING THAT!!!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:00 PM Title: Chapter 32
WTF?????
Date: 28 Jul 2012 9:00 PM Title: Chapter 39
Thats right take charge edward
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:59 PM Title: Chapter 31
nice!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:58 PM Title: Chapter 30
She's 19yo, she can wait until at least she can drink legally at her own wedding!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:57 PM Title: Chapter 38
Oh shit, wth is her 'surprise'?
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:56 PM Title: Chapter 29
tummy... hurts... too... much... laughing.... PMSLMAO
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:55 PM Title: Chapter 28
Oh man... poor Esme.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:55 PM Title: Chapter 33
kkk, thanks for the subtatle in the last chapter, kkkk
Poor Esme, they took her from her esperimental cooking, to had to find a way to distract herself, kkk
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:54 PM Title: Chapter 27
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *falls off chair* ROFLMAO
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:54 PM Title: Chapter 36
Loving every minute of dolls.
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:53 PM Title: Chapter 26
HAHAHAHA Yes, please explain, Edward!
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:52 PM Title: Chapter 25
Ewwwwww.....
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:51 PM Title: Chapter 32
im laughing so hard i have tears.....
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:51 PM Title: Chapter 24
LMAO
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:51 PM Title: Chapter 23
never seen that movie :/
Date: 28 Jul 2012 8:50 PM Title: Chapter 32
kkkk, Bella's never going to learn the lesson, kkkkk