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Bio:
I am a 29 year old mother of two. A wife of a united states solider. I work and go to school for my masters drgree. We move around all over the country because my husband is in the Army. I love the world of fanfiction and anything to do with vampires. I write Poetry and have even had some of it published.
Lame pick up lines from cheesy men and how to get away from them.
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Hey Baby Whats up?
Woman: You're time
Man: That dress would look great on my floor in the morning.
Woman: I didn't know you were a cross dresser...thanks for clearing that up.
Pick up lines from women
Woman: My friends have a bet going and i wanted to see who was right...maybe you can help me? She says boxers. She says briefs, but i think you go comando!
Man: stunded in to silence because he has never had a woman use a good pick up line before so he shows that he is indeed not wearing anything and offers to buy her a drink.