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Bio:
I'm 26, I have a boring job in a stupid cube and hate the fact that sometimes I have big important meetings that require suits but at least I have a window - Fred and Cassandra like that. Yea, they are my plants and I find myself talking to them more than any person probably should (studies have shown it is both good for you AND the plants so back off). We don't discuss anything major, just the quick "Hello, how are ya? Did you have a good weekend?" etc.
NYC is not as interesting when you are stuck behind a desk on the 38th floor with a crappy view. I used to have a corner office that overlooked Times Square with the Hudson farther in the distance but the corporate heads found they needed to put someone more "important" in that space and I didn't quite fit the bill. Damn, I liked having two windows and a door. I'm happy I get sun in the morning but I wish I could just sit outside under a tree all day (preferably with wifi).
I am extremely addicted to FF but only Twilight FF. I find myself rushing through work in order to read another chapter while no one is looking. I love LOVE LOVE to read everything but I'm not into writing. I haven't found a story that I think isn't told... yet. I only read the Twilight stuff cause honestly SM's reads really lacked. I mean "fade to black." (?!) What the F?! I thought about giving the HP fic a whirl but decided against it mainly cause it weirds me out (they will forever be 11 in my head) and JK did the most incredible writing with that series and I'm sorry but no one can come close to the same caliber of writing.
My favorites are usually smutty. The smuttier, the better. Think: two towel minimum (Heartbreak Remedy, The Office, Alphabet Weekends, The Mistress and Her Master, The Training School).
**Unfortunately, as of lately, the best ones seem be removed from FF and that makes me sad. Yes, some bits violate TOS but more than that, it's the bashing of really amazing authors that makes me so mad I could scream. What is wrong with you that you must put others down in order to feel good about yourself? Didn't your parents ever teach you any manners? [done with rant although I'm still seething].
Thank you to TWCS for letting us get our fun on with your wicked cool site.
I have a penchant for the angst as well (Wide Awake, Just One of the Guys, The Fallout). Oh! And I can't get enough of an inked up B/E. H-O-T!! (Unexpected,AntiEstablishment Anarchy) Add a few piercings and I think I need a minute to adjust (Clipped Wings and Inked Armor). My very most favs make me laugh so hard I nearly pee (Bella Swan: Kidnapper, The Wingman, Mr Horrible, Living Backwards).
Hit me up if you are ever wandering around Bryant Park around lunch time and we can discuss the latest deliciousness of Twi FF or why SM felt the need to describe a baby vamp chomping her way out but not the act that brought the spawn to fruition.
Lastly, I have a legitimate fear I will someday run out of good stories to read therefore I start a million all at the same time and read authors' favorites and start those too. It's a sickness. If you have a good one, let me know.
Bella Swan is kidnapped from her monotonous life by the rich and reclusive Edward Cullen who has fallen in love wirh her from afar. Can she overcome her anger and fall in love & can they both learn from their mistakes?
Rated: M (18 and over)
AH, AU, Contains: Violence, Foul Language, Lemons
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02 WIP Reads
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 95443 Read Count: 83467
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A troubling childhood has left Bella shy and scared of her own shadow. Her life is turned upside down when she is sent to live with the Dad and brother she never knew at the age of 15. Can Charlie and Emmett along with Edward and the gang help Bella? E/B, A/J Em/? *abuse is discussed*
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, I Whitlock's read , Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 36 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 160653 Read Count: 171538
Vampire, Edward Masen, craves someone's body more than her blood. Can he ever see Bella as more than a pleasure giver? Can Bella ever see Edward as anything other than a monster?
This story is intended for mature readers only (18 and over). Subject matter could be disturbing to some readers.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My All-Time Favorites, Fics to Read, My all time favorites, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 49527 Read Count: 88020
15 yr old Bella has a fairly normal life. That was until her mum's new boyfriend came on the scene. Will Bella survive her new life? Dark Themes, Cannon Pairings. GRAPHIC
Thanks mkystich for the amazing new banner... AGAIN!!! :)
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, I Whitlock's read , My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 89516 Read Count: 311144
After Renee and Phil die in a car accident on Bella’s 17th birthday. She is sent to live with her father, Charlie and brother, James in Forks WA after being separated for 10 years with no contact. Charlie dabbles in training and placement of the “perfect” wife for exclusive clientele. Bella quickly learns that she’s going that she’s going to get more than a high school education. She's going to be educated with a purpose.
I don’t own Twilight
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Finished, Themslovebug90's read stories, My Favorite Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 55 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 244105 Read Count: 1625452
Alice & Jasper's story from The Perfect Wife.Takes place 2 years before TPW covering the first few months of their marriage.
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 6 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 12187 Read Count: 19238
Edward Cullen loves two things in this world: his twins Wendy and Car, and his tattoos.
Bella Swan is jaded by her husband, who left her three months pregnant. Now her daughter Lily is her entire world and she wears her love for Lily on her skin...
Can these two broken hearted people overcome their fears and come together?
Or are they both to stubborn?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've read
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 48082 Read Count: 108993
Bella gets sent to a school by her boyfriend to help her become the wife he wants. It isn't what Bella expects, at all.
BDSM, Dark story.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward, Bella/Alice, Bella/Carlisle, Bella/Emmett, Bella/James, Bella/Jasper, Bella/Jasper/Alice, Bella/Rose, Carlisle/Esme, Carlisle/Other or Original Character, Edward/Bella/OC, Edward/Carlisle (Slash), Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Finished, I Whitlock's read , My Favorite Stories, To Read
Chapters: 78 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 297603 Read Count: 1515324
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Slash
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 168889 Read Count: 10940
Bella hasn't spoken a word to anyone in over two years. Charlie is frustrated and lost at how to help her. When the Cullen's move to Forks, will they be able to help her open up? Will Charlie still be there if he really knew what she was hiding?
Banner by, rpattz1990
Warning: This story deals with dark subject matter.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, I Whitlock's read , Stories I've Already read, My Favorite Stories, luv2write finished reads, to read
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 85605 Read Count: 161941
Bella finds out she's pregnant, but Edward wants nothing to do with it...it doesn't fit his plans! She moves on...Will time make Edward want to be in their lives before the baby is born? Will they find their way back to each other - AH/lemons later NC-17 RATING FOR VOILENCE IN LATER CHAPTERS.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories
Chapters: 21 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 56874 Read Count: 61052
The long awaited 'Etched in my Skin'-outtake of the f*ckhot doctor Carlisle and Esme! Tattoos and Smut! What more do you want?
Written especially for Sessahhh whose awesome reviews inspired me to do this!!
Contains explicit sexual content!! If you're underaged, you have no bussiness reading this!!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Carlisle/Esme
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories I've read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2263 Read Count: 926
Bella's a good girl, goes to a private girls school doesn't put a foot wrong. Goes out for one night with the girls and meets bad boy Edward who is from a public school and leads Bella off onto a different path..
Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 10 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 33439 Read Count: 36897
Bella only wants one thing for her birthday. She has always been the strong one. She’s been dreaming of a tall, dark & handsome man who can take charge. Could he be real or is he only a dream?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Jacob
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 5269 Read Count: 2734
Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? collaboration with Definently Staying
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Alice, Bella/Jasper
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2246 Read Count: 1990