Bella's parents never split up, Renee never followed her dreams and escaped Forks. Thus, Bella has grown up in a constantly overcast small town with a police chief father and a mother who's checked out emotionally.  She's still the straight A student whose never met a boy who peaked her interest but she did find other ways to escape her suffocating life. 

Edward and the Cullens move back to Forks as they did previous to the first novel, only Bella is already there.  Edward is still a vampire with an Edwardian man's sensibilities, and he's still drawn inexorably to Bella, despite her pasttimes. 

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Bella Swan has just one mission; to save her childhood best friend from the clutches of Hollywood. She's got her work cut out for her, but she'll do it, even if she has to do things that she really doesn't want to. Written purely for laughs.

Edward Cullen, a hot-shot and hard-to-hire attorney, is looking for a nanny to watch his niece and nephew, from whom he just gained custody. If they are not driven crazy by the two little devils, they are trying to get in his ‘sexy pants’ and Edward is tired of it. Here comes Isabella Swan, his assistant’s sister, proclaimed tomboy and not able to keep a job for more than 24 hours. By some kind of circumstances, Edward comes to think she is a lesbian,therefore, in his eyes the perfect profile for a nanny. After all, she loves women, or does she?

Hermione didn't know what to expect when she was summoned to the Minister's office. She definitely didn't think that she'd be sent on the assignment of a lifetime. And she certainly didn't expect to catch the attention of the most infamous prisoner to ever grace the cells of Azkaban, Draco Malfoy. A Dramione Couple's Remix...

Revised April 2012: Bella Swan is a wallflower. Quiet and shy but with a secret lurking within her soul. Will her new professor and his TA be the ones to discover her secret and what will she think when she discovers theirs? Lemons galore. POLY B/E/J