Desperate times call for desperate measures, but how far would you go to escape? How can three men help three girls out of their sticky situations, or help them into them for that matter? Canon, non-canon, everything goes. You have been warned. ExB

This will be the only warning given for this story: This story is based on a porn site. There will be plenty of sex. Mixed couples, slash, HET, bi, anal. Basically, anything goes. If you are easily offended, please do not continue.

Wrongly accused of shoplifting two days before Christmas, Carlisle takes punishing Jasper too far, resulting in the younger vampire running away. When the rest of the family get wind of what happened, they stand by the innocent party and turn their backs on Carlisle, who just wants his loved ones home for Christmas. **Recognisable characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, the rest belong to me**

SUMMARY - When the butterfly escapes the killing jar... Sometimes standing up for someone, no matter what it might cost you, can free you both.

Emmett/Edward

WARNING - Adult themes

Banner by Ana Fluttersby

** WINNER** 

Best Pairing - Lyrics to Life Contest 2013

Best Romance - Lyrics to Life Contest 2013

Judge's favourite - Lyrics to Life Contest 2013

Edward keeps messing up a scene in his new movie, DiverCity. Carlisle, as Assistant Director, suggests a different way to get the performance of a lifetime. However, when 'Cut' is finally announced, the scene continues. WARNING THREESOME

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.  All characters have been borrowed and played with. Sadly at the end of the day, I must return them to their original packaging. I do not own any of them

Jasper dreams of finding "the one." Can a combining of summer camps make his hopes reality? 3rd place popular vote and Judge's Pick in The Summer It All Began contest .

Summary: When two children meet, they each find the best friend they've been missing.  Years later, one family tries to destroy their dreams for the future, but dreams and friendships are powerful, refusing to simply fade away with the summer sun...

*Warning - Adult Themes*

Banner by Ellie Wolf

"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."

What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man?  Oh if he only knew what he was paying for!  Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.

Poly/slash included.

Extended past the June Drabble War entry.

Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)

Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash

"It takes a village to raise a child" and apparently, sometimes a man.

Jasper wants to do right by everyone around him which results in him avoiding living, until an outsider comes in and shows him how to live again.

A special Birthday One Shot for my dear and loving friend, Jess (JA Mash)

Have a great one babe!

Beta'd by the totally amazing and talented lady, TexasBella

Banner made by the beautiful and amazing lady, Arc Morpheus

This is slash, of course, so please don't read if it's not your thing :)

Should a fantasy ever become a reality? When an obsession with a customer consumes his every waking thought it looks like Edward might have to redefine his own boundaries.

WARNING - Adult themes

**WINNER**
Best Carlisle - Sunflower Awards 2012
Best All Around Story - Hidden Star Awards 2012
Most Promising Slash Fiction - Energize Awards 2012  

Best Slash - Wordsmith Awards 2012

Best Other Non Canon Pairing - Non Canon Awards 2012

Best Carlisle/Edward - Non Canon Awards 2014

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Banner 1 by Kristina Lea
Banner 2 by Nanadb

Revised April 2012: Bella Swan is a wallflower. Quiet and shy but with a secret lurking within her soul. Will her new professor and his TA be the ones to discover her secret and what will she think when she discovers theirs? Lemons galore. POLY B/E/J

"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J

Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards

Jasper and Edward are members of NYPD SWAT and are in love. When they get involved in a gang related situation, a skeleton comes out of the closet that neither were prepared for. Will they survive? Rated NC17 for M/M loving, language and mature themes.

After Renee and Phil die in a car accident on Bella’s 17th birthday. She is sent to live with her father, Charlie and brother, James in Forks WA after being separated for 10 years with no contact. Charlie dabbles in training and placement of the “perfect” wife for exclusive clientele. Bella quickly learns that she’s going that she’s going to get more than a high school education. She's going to be educated with a purpose.
I don’t own Twilight