26 year old, multi-millionaire Edward Cullen has a problem. After telling his mother that he had been seriously dating someone for the past 6 months in a vain attempt to stop her meddling ways, Esme is insistant that he brings his girlfriend home to meet the family. 

One problem: He doesn't have a girlfriend. 

Desperate for a solution he tries to enlist the help of his long-term escort Rosalie only to discover that she has unexpectantly quite and no longer works for the agency, or Edward. 

What will happen when the only option left for Edward is to take the angencies new and unexperienced escort home to meet the parents?

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