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Bio:
Take one ill fit bride and add one clueless groom and watch experts arrange what they deem the ‘perfect’ marriage that proves to be inconvenient to everyone involved but the happy couple. Mix in a healthy dose of scepticism, resentment, and rivalry along with some disturbing ‘senior’ moments and you might come close to getting what this story is about.
This is me needing to write something fun and light while the angst continues elsewhere… E/S and any other disturbing coupling you can think off (nothing graphic I swear! I need to retain some sanity through it all…)
E/S – Wildly AU and OOC – Rated M
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Alternate Universe
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 28 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 77900 Read Count: 5474
Date: 16 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 18 - Really
MWAAAAAHAAAHAAA! Best. Fic. EVER!
Date: 23 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 19 – The Family Way
I'm totally confuzzled... and laughing my ass off! Love it...pretty kittens!
Date: 08 Dec 2015 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8 – The Honeymooners
Whoa. Feral in a big time way! The fairy flavored snacks have to run away!
Date: 16 Feb 2016 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 16 – Girl Meets Boy
Just snorted diet dr pepper out my nose all over my cat.
Pissed off pussy and wet sheets. Pam would behorrified!
Author's Response:
Pissed off pussy and wet sheets? Pam would LOVE that!
Date: 19 Jan 2016 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 12 - For Better or for Worse
Pizza, Chanel, and make up sex... she's a smart cookie, that Sookie!
A chance meeting in Las Vegas changes everything. Suddenly a future that had been a brief glimpse of, is possible, and there is nothing the Blood Line will not do to make it happen.
anner credit goes to:
Gyllene Minion to 4Padfoot
Beta for this story is the most wonderfully patient:
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Eric Northman
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 11 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37815 Read Count: 20795
Date: 12 Nov 2015 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue Never Welcome Here
Whoops.. anger management much, King Northman? Love it!
(A/N) Merry Christmas! This will be a short multi-chapter Christmas story featuring our favorite Viking and a Sookie we’ve never seen before. Don’t be afraid, but this is my first AU/OOC that I “knowingly” wrote. And I sincerely hope you enjoy it! Thank you to my awesome BETA, Kleannhouse for helping me. (((HUGS))) to her! As always this is a HEA story.
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood, Alternate Universe
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TB
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 26995 Read Count: 1560
Date: 01 Jan 2016 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Holy moly, I need a cigarette and they haven't even had sex!
The mood of this piece is different from my usual style of writing. It starts off concentrating on Sookie and how things went for her after offing Bill but thereafter it progresses, time-wise, fairly quickly. It should feel a bit…jumpy. It’s hard to explain, but know that it should be – for the most part – different from my usual offerings (except that, as usual, an E/S HEA is guaranteed).
(The fabulous banner is by the fantastic Gyllene – she’s also a fantastic writer whose works you should definitely be reading!)
Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 39859 Read Count: 2007
Date: 03 Jan 2016 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Denial... not just a river in Egypt! Poor girl. I have 4 or 5 shade myself, but glitter is my weakness. This conference is going to be a doozy, I can tell!
Author's Response:
jillapet: Poor denial...it gets so much traffic... :D (Mine is pretty gold or black/dark navy glitter...gorgeous but a PITA to remove...)
Date: 07 Jan 2016 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
All hell breaks loose in 3...2...1...
Author's Response:
jillapet: *evil grin*
Date: 28 Dec 2015 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
I really love this, I'm feeling very sookie like right now. I definitely want more!
Author's Response:
Thank you! I'm sorry you're feeling like Sookie right now.... "this too shall pass". Hugs, and the next chapter is up if you want it.
Date: 29 Jan 2016 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Love!
Author's Response:
jillapet: Thanks!
It has been a year since Eric and Sookie were formally pledged. The world has become a less welcoming place for supernaturals, and vampires in particular. Against this backdrop the couple is starting a family using the miracle of science. They will face their greatest dangers, never suspecting the real danger comes from within their own community. Sequel to The Far Reach.
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Drama, Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Swimming to The Light Series
Chapters: 41 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 316580 Read Count: 5463
Date: 07 Aug 2016 Title: Chapter 40: Chapter 40 - Fair Seas
Oh my goodness. So amazing. Niall got what he deserved!
Author's Response: He did deserve a comeuppance, and I enjoyed allowing Sookie to deliver it in spades - but with a new maturity and a sliver of hope. Sookie has grown up.
Date: 04 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 Stormy Weather
:o
Author's Response: Yes, oh my! Not a light and fluffy tale, to be sure.
Date: 21 Jul 2016 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36 - Moving to Stations
*stabs Susan in the eye with a spork* what a bitch! And what a time for all this intrique.. 3rd trimester is hard enough!
Author's Response: Susan is pretty bad, and had some kind of grudge against vampires and those who associate with them. While it may be the right thing to investigate the disappearances, she is a flawed tool for the search
Date: 02 Jun 2016 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22 - Reefing Sails
Break my heart... rip, little girl northman...
Sookie is gonna have a hell of a time keeping the vultures at bay...
Author's Response: The loss of this child is devastating to them both and they will both grieve in their own ways. It will make the joy they feel next time around a little harder to find. Sookie is one smart cookie, as Eric has said on more than one occasion, she is clever!
Date: 29 May 2016 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21 - Dead Calm
Her daughter won't be her firstborn, but stillborn. Once again, bill needs to be rotting in hell.
Author's Response: Don't discount Niall's involvement in this. Bill was the means, but Niall could have stopped it. He chose to pursue his own agenda and Sookie and Eric will soon find themselves captured in his web.
Date: 15 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Coming About
Very descriptive chapter, I like seeing and hearing about their last year!
Author's Response: "Thank you! With the story ahead, there will be a few \'set setting\' chapters, like any story. Of course, things have changed. Hopefully it will make what follows seem logical. Appreciate it!"
Date: 25 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - The Breakwater
Oh thank goodness for dr ludwig! These two are so hardheaded!
Author's Response: Ludwig is one of my favorite characters, certainly one of my favorite to write! She tells it like it is, and can because where else would you go for medical care? She pulls no punches. I don't think Niall scares her, but she won't cross him either. She keeps these two on the right path. They should probably call her more often!
Date: 19 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - A Glass Sea
Sookie needs to pull her head out and look after her guy!
Author's Response: Poor Sookie is not exactly doing well either. Sad and yearning, but not understanding what that means. I blame Niall! He told them things that weren't exactly true. Sookie is loyal. Once she finds out what this is about, she'll double down!
Date: 27 May 2016 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20 - The Maelstrom
Oh my god. Holy crap. What a nightmare... I hope bill is in the deepest pits of hell...
Author's Response: Bill is most definitely finally dead.
Date: 14 Aug 2016 Title: Chapter 41: Chapter 41 - Epilogue
Thank you for this beautiful series. I will miss it!
Date: 12 Jun 2016 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25 - Dodging Shoals
Oh wow, Mischa has achieved what he wanted by splitting them up. What a mess.
Author's Response: Pam is headstrong. She had moments when she is sure she knows what she wants and no one is going to tell her otherwise. She thinks wealth, charm and Misha are it. Misha didn't split them, although he'll benefit from this. Pam did it herself, which means she can also fix it.
Date: 16 Jun 2016 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26 - The Warning Bell
Oh lord, the emotion. Poor sookie can't even really mourn her child.
Author's Response: It really is a terrible time for them. They are in crisis mode and Sookie is taking things one step at a time to pull them all through. For me, it is that turning point when the telepath truly transitions from whiny to the Steel Magnolia her Gran raised her to be.
Date: 18 May 2016 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18 - Red Sky
Omg, my ovaries... you broke them with that last scene!
Author's Response: Glad you liked it!
Date: 01 Aug 2016 Title: Chapter 39: Chapter 39 - The Breaker Line
OMGOMGOMG! Holy crap, wildest chapter ever. It was amazing!
Author's Response: So pleased you enjoyed it! Hopefully it all flowed for you and the progression for where these characters ended up made sense.
This piece was originally written as a “thank you” when I reached 500 site (not email) followers. It had been intended as a slightly longer one-shot entitled “The Night Eric Northman’s Life Changed Forever” and would be posted in, yeah, one shot.
It grew.
Visions/flashbacks of BNP ensued. Ah, well, it is what it is…
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 138693 Read Count: 7395
Date: 14 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Intro & Chapter 1 - Part I
#freeGinger #cattitude Love these two so far!
Author's Response:
jillapet: Thank you! I wanted to see how it might go if Eric-from-that-episode was a bit more like his vampire persona yet more willing to be pro-active (and you know how I am with Stoopie vx Sookie, right?), so BAM: a 4-parter that all happens during that one night. Glad you like it!
Date: 26 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
b25;b25;b25; They have such chemistry!
Author's Response:
jillapet: Thank you! I love writing E/S - they mesh so well together. ♥
Date: 18 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Ooooo Sookie, convince him to keep that hair long... easier to grab on to!
Author's Response:
jillape: Heh, I so wish they'd used the wig from Tarzan in TB...that would have been...yeah...
Date: 22 Sep 2016 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8 - The Third Night – Part 1
Erics concern for Tina is just too adorable.. as is his burgeoning emotional awakening. things are definitely getting fun for these three!
Author's Response:
jillapet: Eric and His Emotions (three-gig run in Austin, tickets at the door!) are having an interesting time becoming reacquainted with each other...but they're getting there. Cat fluff helps! *Tina assures me... :D
Date: 29 Sep 2016 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 - The Third Night – Part 2
Laughing so hard... poor Tina, maybe a drop of blood would calm her down.
Maybe the spider knows? Mwaaahhaaaaa!
Thank odin that Eric has a change of pants!
Author's Response:
jillapet: Lol, you gotta wonder! Poor kitty... And that spider is FULL of wisdom... *snicker* Spare pants are good!
You know how love stories always start with girl meets boy, girl falls in love with the boy and they live happily ever after. Yeah, I never liked those either. This is not one of those stories.
Categories: Sons of Anarchy, Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Crossover
Characters: Bella/Opie
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 70050 Read Count: 14976
Date: 05 Sep 2016 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
Awww, love it. Chibs and Leah, especially!
Do over on the porch scene.
TB/S3/E2&3/OOC/AU/NC-17
Categories: Canon, Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 17 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 70031 Read Count: 3975
Date: 10 Jul 2016 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9 – A Moment of Now
Oh god.. I'm sobbing. They love so hard...
Cantos and Russell... I spit my diet dr pepper on the tablet from laughing!
Date: 22 Jun 2016 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - Lifetime Ago
Wow, what a revelation for Eric. Interesting turn!
What do you do when you realize you’ve made the biggest mistake of your life? Sookie Stackhouse has made a mess of everything she’s touched. Does she have the strength and courage to accept the unexpected gift life hands her and turn her life around?
Categories: Southern Vampire Mysteries/True Blood
Characters: Eric/Sookie
Genre: Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 193486 Read Count: 8396
Date: 30 Oct 2016 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5 - Another Page Turns
Omg break my heart, why don't you? I love Fran, she's so wise. Where was she when I was a dating trainwreck?
Author's Response: I wish I'd had Fran in my life too - many times! She is my grandmother without the guilt. Fran tells it like it is, but if you don't follow her advice, she doesn't hold it against you... she just says 'I told you so' when the time is right.
Date: 18 Dec 2016 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13 - The Wheel
Oh! Poor Freyda, she wasn't a bad person. Is it Felipe? The Fae? What a mess. And where is Sookie? I'm very worried that the rat bastard, Felipe, knows allll as bout Rick and is going to use him to control sookie!
Author's Response: I just posted the next chapter which solves who was behind this, and, of course, it starts a new step in how the story starts to come together. Felipe is a rat bastard and he'll get what's coming!
Date: 17 Oct 2016 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3 - The Beckoning Turn
Karin is such a bitch!! But I adore Fran and her new friends... everyone should have a friend like that!
Author's Response: Sookie definitely needed some friends who would tell her like it is and not start every conversation by reminding Sookie how bad vampires are, or how poor Sookie's choices had been! There is something freeing about starting fresh. Karin is a bitch, but she does give Sookie some good advice.
Date: 13 Nov 2016 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - Do Not Pass Go
Poor Rick, what an identity crisis! Felipe best not mess with mama bear. He sees that she's a new person!
I'd love to be a vampire bat in the belfry to hear what goes down when King Eric finds out about his son!
Author's Response: Well, you'll get a chance to see what happens since that is a pivotal part of the story - just not for a bit. As for Rick? Thank goodness he had a stable, loving home with lots of support. His confidence will make all of this easier to accept. Felipe? Creepy as ever, as the next chapter will show.
Date: 28 Nov 2016 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 -Neap Tide
Nooooooo!
Author's Response: ;-)