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"The difference between men and boys is the price of their toys" unless you're Toyward...and you decide to share your toy box. When Jasper wanders into Edward's adult toy store...his life will never be the same. TrueEnglishRose/texasbella E/J
Also up for Best Humor in the Non-Canon Awards
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 46510 Read Count: 32440
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
(...okay, I'm taking you at your word that you don't mind if we cut and paste our ff reviews over here. I'm searching chapter by chapter over there, and will bring anything I've scribbled from there to here. My apologies that I was a VERY sketchy reviewer.
This is the first chapter for which I found a review, although I'd thought I'd written one or two earlier on. Also, this review seemed to respond to the ff chapter A/N, much more than to the plot of the chapter, itself. So it won't make much sense here.
But here we are anyway:)
I would NEVER throw my lappie at all y'all (or, for the speakers of the Queen's English, you lot), because then I'd just have to get it fixed (AGAIN). (Although, I wouldn't mind an excuse to travel; haven't been to London, or to...anywhere in Texas, in too long.)I'm 'way way enjoying this story, and was relieved that Charlie let the boys off with a warning (after their good, long, friendly chat).
And if we can have all five remaining chapters next week, there'd be nothing to forgive for delaying E's and J's delight here.
So that's my vote.
All the best.
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...I'll follow you two anywhere. Thanks for continuing to post.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
(...found a couple more reviews. Here's this chapter's, again, though, a lot of it reacting to ff issues:)
Well, you hid very effectively: ff stopped talking to e-mail, from late Sunday until a few hours ago. Sorry you probably weren't getting any reviews during that time.
And it was MISERY having to manually search for your updates. But at least I found this chapter yesterday, by logging in to ff and searching my alerts.
It was worth hunting for.
Poor Jasper and Edward. I hope their misery doesn't last too long. I hope Jasper's grandparents understand. But even if not, I'm sure Edward will console him.
And you've even found someone for Snuffy. Not sure Eric'll turn out to be what he seems, but we'll just have to wait and see.
Looking forward to updates (ff willing) from your new, joint profile!
All the best.
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All the best, in your new "home", here on TWCS.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
(...I'm obviously searching my review history from newest to oldest...)
Thank you for this nice, Maggie-free chapter (although, I had to shudder, along with our boys, undoubtedly, at the thought of a Red Bull-fueled multi-orgasm-seeking Snuffy. At least she left Jasper - happily - alone.)
More importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And thank you for the wonderful present you and TrueEnglishRose gave us (viz., your new website)! Loved the pix there, especially the tatted Toyward.
Cheers, and have a great day.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
(...This one was a response to your blog...)
Holy effing tatts!
Just took a peek at the blog.
Laughing hysterically at the thought of the work the make-up artists would have to do to cover up the ink for Rob's movies, if that pic were real.
Thanks for this story, AND for your blog.
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That, sadly, is the last review I found for any of the chapters of this story. :(
...I'll add some more comments in reply to your latest "chapter"...
Laters, ladies.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 26: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Love this story and all its silliness, and sweetness, and hotness.
Thank you for moving it somewhere where its hotness (especially) finds welcome (or, at least, not outrage, shock, and removal).
I'm looking forward to any other outtakes you care to add, and to the boys' trip to Greece (a perfect haven for their...activities).
Until then, all the best.
"Sticks and stones may break our bones... but Bella will surely kill us."
What happens when an overprotective father sends his innocent baby girl to a private self-defense course run by a gay man? Oh if he only knew what he was paying for! Edward and Jasper aren't the only ones who have something to teach, seems Bella does as well... the art of patience.
Poly/slash included.
Extended past the June Drabble War entry.
Picks up right after Bella shoots Mike. :)
Beta'd by the amazing texasbella and the beautiful banner made by the ever so talented JA Mash
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward/Jasper
Genre: Adventure, Erotica, Family, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 126 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25886 Read Count: 407819
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35
Okay, that got to me.
Attacker got hold of you? Tickle him!
I would never have thought of that.
Thanks for writing. I always enjoy your stories.
Date: 24 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 53: Chapter 53
Nooooo! Don't run! Want to see you with Jasper (while Bella watches).
Thanks for writing. Took awhile, but now we get the fun stuff.
The boys are ready to start their future together, drama free and full of toys. Having said their ‘I do’s’ they are headed to Greece for their 3 week long honeymoon. What antics can they manage to get up to in a foreign country?
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Erotica, Friendship, Humor, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: Can't wait for an update
Chapters: 18 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 28328 Read Count: 34749
Date: 30 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
OMG the pictorial accompaniment was hysterical.
Even if the boys had done more thorough planning, don't think they'd have found specific, relevant information alerting them to the problem with the "unidentifiable shapes" on the TSA website. Nothing along the lines of, "make sure to pack your dildos and vibrators in checked baggage."
Can you imagine??
The boys are off to a great start, and soon to be even better.
Thanks for writing.
Author's Response:
Hehe.. glad you liked it! We're doing our best to keep up with the "whole package" that we brought you with the first one... good music, good pics and good lovin'!
I stand here today on the precipice, about to take the jump. I will tell you why, I will tell you exactly how I got here. And this time, I will give you the complete and undiluted truth.
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Edward/Jasper (slash)
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, One-Shot, Romance, Slash
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 8649 Read Count: 216
Date: 07 Sep 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
This was well worth searching for! (Thank you for letting me know its alternate location(s).)
Beautiful and heart-wrenching. I was so glad Edward finally freed himself from the burden of his undeserved guilt. I was equally glad that Jasper already knew, and loved Edward, anyway.
All the best.