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A thirty year old stay at home mom finds out there's much more to her than meets the eye. Her dreams about her kids' movies take a strange twist when she accidentally brings the Cullens along for the ride. This is just for fun. Rated M for some bad language. AU/OOC
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Categories: All Human, Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 1965 Read Count: 328
Date: 03 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Dreaming Beauty and The Beast
This is so funny!! As a mom, I totally know where you're coming from, if this was my drea, I'd have had the Veggie Tales Sing-a-long soundtrek playing in the background! Love your writing, keep up the good work.
Edroar the Angry Lion frightens all the girls and boys at Cullen Publishing with his loud roar. Will his new massage therapist Bella Swan run away like all the rest, or can she tame this savage beast? AH/AU OOC
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 19 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 134649 Read Count: 25372
Date: 02 Dec 2016 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 Silence Is Golden
Glad you're back! Excellent chapter.
Date: 03 Dec 2016 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19 She’s Always In My Hair
Joking Edroar is such a treat
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together? All-Human
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Virgins & Villains came in first in 3 categories at the Summer 2011 Avant Garde Awards. See banners below.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, I Whitlock's read , Ageise02 To Read 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 86 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 448890 Read Count: 311998
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 3: The Snowman & Midnight Mass
I love that you made them practicing Catholics! And that their priest is a friend and has helped her cope :D
Date: 23 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 37: Outtake: The April Fool
That was HYSTERICAL!!!! Love the story, too.
Date: 24 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 39: Lap Dances & Abstinence
haha I wondered how you'd handle the whole cohabitation thing! That was brilliant :)
Date: 24 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 61: Family Photos & Mama's Squeezebox
Come on and squeeze me like you do, I'm so in love with you ... lol I totally wish my PreCana class had been so in depth, though it was fun. The nun who taught the class had a vocabulary that would make sailors & truck drivers blush! lol It's true!! My hubby and I laughed through the whole thing. But the content wasn't so in depth, then again, I'm a convert and we'd been married 9 years already, I guess they might've figured we didn't need all that info.
Thanks for a fun story.
Date: 24 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 70: Shock Therapy & The Mother Road
I'm so glad you used "clout" correctly! It's a Chicago word, it originated here - if you get a chance, check out some of the books made up of Mike Royko's old newspaper columns. He did a whole spiel about the word "clout" - he was a funny and talented author. Anyway, not sure if that's your thing but I am really enjoying your story, thanks for sharing it!
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Bella needed to change it up. Moving to Savannah for a year after graduating from UGA seemed like a good plan. However, bills needed to be paid, and money was tight. Unfortunately, her playboy boss, Edward, doesn’t make her nights easy. After reconnecting with old friends, a pattern of miscommunication about engagements and one night stands, and a stalker dead set on keeping the pair apart, Bella and Edward find themselves thrown together in a whirlwind of events that will shape both of their lives in ways they never imagined. It's gonna get hot in the South!
Set in Savannah, Georgia. OOC, AU-AH. Canon couples. Lots of lemons...it's rated NC-17 for a reason. Some violence, though not much. The devil went down to Georgia...you wanna go?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 189712 Read Count: 74927
Date: 27 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
That was a great first meeting! :)
Date: 27 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
I absolutely love his reaction to her new toy :D
Date: 27 Dec 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
I'm glad she shot him! How terrifying.
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read (Geddy), Stories to read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Brooklyn - to read, luv2write finished reads, Bella's Must Reads!, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125397 Read Count: 141571
Date: 10 Mar 2013 Title: Chapter 27: Love and Luck
I've tboroughly enjoyed this story:D
Bella Swan works as a nurse at Cook County Hospital in the ER. She's older and desperate for love. It's hindered by her shy personality and plump body. Her father, whom she lives with, teases her relentlessly for being fat and single.
Edward Cullen, thirty-three, is hired as a doctor in the ER. He's getting over a divorce. He moved to Chicago to be closer to his family: sister, Rosalie, and brother, Jasper. Rosalie is younger than Edward by ten years and is struggling with an eating disorder brought on by a heinous rape of her ex-boyfriend. Jasper, twenty-seven, is finishing up his doctorate in history.
Bella is charmed by this new doctor in the ER. He's kind and thinks about his patients and maintains a friendly rapport with the nurses and orderlies. Edward is intrigued by the sad nurse who does her job efficiently but doesn't have a sparkle in her eyes.
Will she allow Dr. Cullen into her life or will she let her insecurities get in the way of her happiness. Perhaps, Dr. Feelgood can write her a prescription. A prescription for love...
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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Friendship, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: I Whitlock's read , Drive's Stories to read that are Completed and Not completed, Can't wait for an update, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu, Stories I've Already read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Dumbi's Most Wanted, J's Read and Loved Stories, Bella 84's To Be Read List, Stories I've read, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed, Tufano79 Stories
Chapters: 35 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 331720 Read Count: 419228
Date: 16 Jan 2013 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
I really like that they don't immediately get hot & heavy. They're being kind to each other. I also love that Edward is so caring & sweet.
Date: 29 Sep 2013 Title: Chapter 35: Chapter 35: Epilogue
That was a great story. I love how it ended, too.
Bella Swan, reeling from the unceremonious ending of her engagement on her wedding day, heads on her honeymoon minus ONE groom. Edward Cullen, is 'sleeping' his way through the guests at the resort on Isle Esme. They meet on the island off the coast of Brazil but will they find love on a ilha do amor? The island of love?
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories Read by CNYBella, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbeline's WIP to read list, Bella's Must Reads!, Bella 84's To Be Read List, Stories I've read, My favs past present and future , TBR, Tufano79 Stories
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 325748 Read Count: 299861
Date: 14 Jun 2014 Title: Chapter 29: Elvendore, Alcatraz and Napa, Oh My!
Nice tie back with the ex. I wish they didn't have to separate again, I juat know Victoria is going to be trouble.
When your college degree and $2.25 will get you on a ride on a subway, if you weren’t stuck in the Podunk town of Forks, Bella struggles to figure out her adult life. A job that was a last resort, and a feeling she can’t get rid of lead her down a path she never imagined. Forks Hardware is the beginning of that journey, and it’s easy to see that to work there requires a few loose screws.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Angst, Drama, Family, Friendship, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, luv2write finished reads
Chapters: 131 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 86660 Read Count: 173570
Date: 21 Mar 2013 Title: Chapter 91: Chapter 91
That was so sad. I wept for their loss.
Date: 21 Mar 2013 Title: Chapter 46: Chapter 46
It's fun to see James be a good guy for a change. Also I love the normal vibe in this story, it's pleasantly realistic.
Date: 30 Mar 2013 Title: Chapter 125: Chapter 125
Those practical gifts are awesome. My mom gives us a family membership to the zoo every year. It'z my fav because it doesn't mess the house lol. It is nice to read a story where they worry about money and real life issues. :)
Isabella is a magazine writer, whose life is thrown into disarray when her husband leaves her for another woman. To escape her routine life, she accepts an assignment to interview a Parisian Madame, whom she believes is running a brothel. But Isabella will soon discover that there are more facets to love and romance, especially when Madame Esme selects her as her next project.
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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Friendship, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Misstoria's Stories to Read
Chapters: 64 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 83682 Read Count: 124964
Date: 19 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 53: Second Chances
Wonderful reunion! I was reading on the other site & the story vanished before my very eyes. That is tragic. I'm so glad I could continue it here.
Date: 21 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 62: EPILOGUE
That was a really great story.
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SUMMARY: Edward Swan needs a new sitter for his son Charlie. Miss Tanya at the rodeo promises to rustle up someone—and send them his way. At his ranch, he is busy trying to get things done, when in walks the long sexy legs of—Doc Cullen's daughter? Now what will he do? AH/M
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've read, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 18732 Read Count: 7570
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Summary: Professional race car driver Edward “Masen” Cullen finds something he never wanted—one day at the racetrack. Can this jaded speed demon, change the life of a girl he shouldn’t even associate with? What happens when Edward finds himself falling for a girl transitioning out of foster care and group home life? AH, rated M.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Family, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've read
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 15558 Read Count: 3412