Reviews by Aether
The Perfect Wife by rmcrms5 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 3541]
Summary: Past Featured Story

After Renee and Phil die in a car accident on Bella’s 17th birthday. She is sent to live with her father, Charlie and brother, James in Forks WA after being separated for 10 years with no contact. Charlie dabbles in training and placement of the “perfect” wife for exclusive clientele. Bella quickly learns that she’s going that she’s going to get more than a high school education. She's going to be educated with a purpose.
I don’t own Twilight

 

 

TPW Avi 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Finished, Themslovebug90's read stories, My Favorite Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 55 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 244105 Read Count: 1624982
[Report This] Published: 23 Jan 2010 Updated: 07 Oct 2010
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 07 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 47: Chapter 46

I frist saw this story on ff and read a good portion of it.  I loved the alter egos of the Cullen men- but loved that they changed for the love of their wives.  This is one interesting ride and it looks like the other shoe will drop soon.  This is such an interesting story.  Thanks! 

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 23 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 47

I remember the hook you used at the begining of this story.  This is the other shoe I was sure would drop.  Poor Bella.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 25 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 49: Chapter 48

Great chapter.  I think the anticipation of what was going to end up happening to Bella by Edward's hand was intense.  I'm so glad Bella has told Edward about Carlisle's threat.  I can't wait to see what is burried in Esme's garden. Thanks!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Bella is 17 and tired of being the 'good girl'. Senior year calls for change. She finds it in the arms of 25 yr old Edward. Consequences for her choices cause a ripple effect that even she could never have been prepared for.

New banner made by: mkystich, thanks bb!

 

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, My Favorite Stories
Chapters: 29 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 71042 Read Count: 116430
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2010 Updated: 02 Jun 2015
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 11 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I'm really interested in the over the top possessive Edward.  I love a virginal Bella- so this works.  Will he live up to the last line.  I sure hope so.



Author's Response:

thanks for reading and reviewing.

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 14 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Love this twist.

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 15 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

It looks like Bella is in for extreme dating.  I can't wait to see how this move will effect what she had in store for herself this year.  I do love a possessive Edward- I'm not just talking about sex either!  Thanks for the update.

Summary: Past Featured Story

 

Bella has grown from an orphaned sixteen year old raised by her older brother Emmett and his friends affectionately known as ‘her boys’, to an up and coming first year medical intern. When a day in the ER turns dangerous can her boys, now members of the best SWAT team in Chicago save her? Eventual Canon pairings. Rated 'NC-17' for strong language, lemons.

 

 

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Newest fanmade banner that I thought was cool and had to add by Twilighted's ebonyy:

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, Fics to Read, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Finished, Love to drive's Stories to read, Twilight - Read, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Completed Stories, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future , mamih's favorites, TBR
Chapters: 60 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 413119 Read Count: 752827
[Report This] Published: 14 Feb 2010 Updated: 16 Feb 2010
Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Getting Reacquainted

:) I love fluff.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 24: For The First Time

:) :) :)

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 13 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 31: Warmth In the Darkness

:)

Summary: Past Featured Story

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AH After Bella Swan's best friend releases a portrait of her, it is purchased at an auction by Edward Masen, famous photographer and notorious modelizer.  Edward seems to have an irresistible draw to Bella. Can Bella accept Edward's attention? Is there more to Edward's attentions than meet the eye? Originally by xx.Nikteche. 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, I Whitlock's read , Love to drive's Stories to read, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Completed Stories, Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Brooklyn - to read, TBR
Chapters: 37 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 161174 Read Count: 174120
[Report This] Published: 17 Feb 2010 Updated: 22 Feb 2010
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 17 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Zoom In (by Nikteche)

Nice start. 

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 17 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Out of Focus (by Nikteche)

I'm sure that I read this on fanfiction and I liked the story but was sad that the writer didn't update.  Thanks for taking this over-I can't wait to see where you saw it going.

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 17 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Blurry (by Nikteche)

moving on.

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 17 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 4: Backlighting (Collaboration)

Yeah! B is E's muse.

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 17 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Focal Point

Nicely done.



Author's Response:

Thank you for all of the great reviews!!!  I really appreciate them!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Edward is tortured by Mike Newton's thoughts about Valentine's Day. He decides to mess with him a little by inviting him and Jessica on a date with himself and Bella. Hilarity ensues. Set after Breaking Dawn. Human Mike and Jessica and Vamp Edward and Bella.

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward, Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3493 Read Count: 1221
[Report This] Published: 26 Feb 2010 Updated: 26 Feb 2010
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 26 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Very funny.

Summary:

Starts in the woods after Edward ends his relationship with Bella. What if Bella did act like a 17 yr. old when Edward said goodbye? What if her answer to his request for a promise was NO? I know I never would have agreed to anything he wanted! So why should Bella? Rate nc 17 for good reasons. Reg. Pairs V/H


Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genre: Romance, Supernatural
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 80206 Read Count: 21773
[Report This] Published: 28 Feb 2010 Updated: 16 Apr 2011
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 07 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

so sad but really good.

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 07 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

Okay I'm a little confused.  When Bella and Edward broke up it was just Edward and Alice going to high school.  I do like this story and I don't see Edward doing anything but making this worse.  I also hope that Bella gets over the sucide attempts and does something really crazy like riding motorcycles and hanging out with nefarious people just to show Edward.

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 07 Mar 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I have to say I like that the brothers and sisters are all helping Bella.  I think I would like to take a match to Edward- I'll give him a few more chapters before I really decide.  Thanks!

Chances by AmoreBella88 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 45]
Summary:

Bella Swan lives a dull life, but when a trip to the emergency room brings her to the Cullens, everything changes. Things are not all roses and sunshine though, there are attacks on women at the local campus of UW and it's got everyone worried. Everyone needs chances, but what happens when someone chooses the wrong one...?

 

(AU-AH, OOC for Bella's vocabulary)

 

Rated NC-17 for language, mature sexual content, and violence.

 

On temporary hiatus, 12/19/11Chances Banner by Sarah Elizabeth


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Humor, Mystery, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 16 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 100701 Read Count: 5338
[Report This] Published: 08 Apr 2010 Updated: 20 Jan 2011
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 14 Apr 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: What To Do About Nothing

So far so good!



Author's Response: Thank you! And thank you for reading and reviewing as well!

Summary: Past Featured Story

Bella is a student at UW who lives a routine, struggled life, but that changes when she meets Edward Cullen,CEO of his Company. How exactly do they meet? What happens when their lifes collide? Does Bella uncover Edwards darkest secrets or does Edward learn Bellas hidden truths first. D/S Material

 Thanks to bjelaja for taking the time to make this awesome banner! (:

 


Categories: Twilight, All Human
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, My All-Time Favorites
Chapters: 14 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 38146 Read Count: 76139
[Report This] Published: 25 Apr 2010 Updated: 11 May 2014
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 06 May 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

so far so good.

Summary:

Yellow Porsche

Who was the owner of the yellow Porsche that Alice stole to get to Volterra? Why was he also going to Seattle the next day? And did he notice among his fellow travelers three young Americans who looked exhausted?

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1622 Read Count: 162
[Report This] Published: 06 May 2010 Updated: 06 May 2010
Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 06 May 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

GREAT JOB!!!



Author's Response:

Thank you so mych. It was fun to write, after a good brainstorming with my niece.

Summary: Past Featured Story

gtth

 ***NOW COMPLETE***

Bella Swan had led a very ordinary life.  She'd married her college boyfriend only to be betrayed when he left her for another girl.  After the death of her father, she pulled out a map and threw a dart.  The implications of that one simple act would surprise her beyond her belief.  She found a home...she found a job...could she find love again after surviving a cheating husband?  Only time will tell.  What secrets will the beautiful stranger she meets have and how will she deal with them? 

AH/OOC.  Canon pairings, with twists.  NC-17 for dirty language, a smattering of BDSM, and the usual lemony goodness.  If you wouldn't read it with your mother standing over your shoulder, you shouldn't be reading it at all!

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's not read yet, My All-Time Favorites, Ageise02 Current Reads, Single parents , I Whitlock's read , My all time favorites, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Stories Read by CNYBella, My Favorite Stories, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 38 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 258357 Read Count: 183776
[Report This] Published: 21 Jul 2010 Updated: 09 Mar 2011
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 14 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - Moving Day

"No, just stupid" best line ever!

Life's Journey by JoeMomma1214 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 200]
Summary: Past Featured Story

LJ_Banner2.jpg Life's Journey Banner 3 picture by joemomma1214

Bella is left with a baby that's not hers. What happens when she meets Edward the Pediatrician? Follow us on Life's Journey.

Rating for language, violence, and citrus...

Disclaimer: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc. are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author.  The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise.  No copyright infringement is intended.

 

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Categories: Canon Pairings, All Human, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiHu
Chapters: 22 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 34843 Read Count: 31444
[Report This] Published: 24 Jul 2010 Updated: 07 Sep 2010
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 25 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

Edward is really sweet.  Does he make house calls?



Author's Response:

Thank you for your review. I'll ask him to give you a visit! :)

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 25 Jul 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

hmm

Mafia Princess by verucasin Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 527]
Summary: Past Featured Story

stories/23069/images/MafiaPrincess.jpg

Banner by MsRason

 

All Humans. OOC. He is the mob boss that wants to rekindle what they had. She is the daughter of the rival mob, who just recently accepted her fate. Will uniting together solve all their problems? ExB


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: I Whitlock's read , To Read (Geddy)
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 116080 Read Count: 87537
[Report This] Published: 27 Jul 2010 Updated: 07 Feb 2012
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 14 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

It will be interesting to see how Bella will handle any feelings she may be feeling for Edward.  The fact that Edward treated Bella the way he did in the past was awful.  I wonder if he knows about her drug overdose and if he doesn't will he find out?  I do love that she pulled the knife on him and humbled him a bit.  I look forward to updates.



Author's Response:

He doesn't have any idea yet that she overdosed, but he will know about it. And trust me, he will feel more regret than ever of what he did when he does know.

The knife thing was only a show of her taking control. Their relationship will always be interesting, so that will be something to watch/wait for. ;)

Thanks for your thoughts on this chapter. :D 

Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 01 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

Nicely done.  I was wondering how her overdose would play out.



Author's Response:

=) Thanks sweets! Glad you liked it.

Summary: Past Featured Story

FBI psychologist Bella Swan is being stalked by one of criminals she helped put behind bars. When she is forced to leave her home town to lay low for a while, she meets the most gorgeous man she has ever seen. Is he really who he says he is, or is he working for the stalker?

Thank you NoelleSeven for the banner!!!!

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 32 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 277257 Read Count: 40875
[Report This] Published: 13 Aug 2010 Updated: 05 May 2011
Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 14 Aug 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 Haunted

Great first chapter. I can't wait to read your next one!



Author's Response:

Glad you liked it. Chapter 2 will post on Friday. In the mean time you can check out a teaser on my blogsite. The link is,   http://eternallyaddicted(dot)blogspot(dot)com 

 

Thanks for reading,

EA

Summary:

The body of a young girl is found and all signs point to Royce King, convicted serial killer currently serving a life sentence in prison, who has spent the majority of his time in solitary confinement.  FBI agent, Bella Swan and her team are now charged with piecing together this poor unidentified victims' tale, and also ascertaining how it's possible for a murderer to strike from behind bars.

 

 

Return of the King Banner


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Suspense/Thriller
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Criminal Minds Twilight Style, Twilight, LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, mamih's favorites
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 25716 Read Count: 15843
[Report This] Published: 10 Sep 2010 Updated: 27 Jan 2011
Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 17 Jun 2016 Title: Chapter 12: Epilogue...30 months later

Great story.  The only thing I wondered about was the agents who were killed while guarding Rose.  If I was reading correctly Jacob should have been on duty.  Yet there was no mention of his death.  

Again, great story!  Thanks!

Summary: Past Featured Story

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Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?  All-Human

Thank you to Coleen561 for the beautiful banner!

Virgins & Villains came in first in 3 categories at the Summer 2011 Avant Garde Awards.  See banners below.

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, I Whitlock's read , Ageise02 To Read 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, Stories Read by CNYBella, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 86 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 448890 Read Count: 311998
[Report This] Published: 20 Sep 2010 Updated: 04 Jan 2012
Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 15 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 31: The Southern Gentleman & Caveward

I'd love for you to post the link to your blog.

I love the chapter but couldn't get Weird Al's version of Madonna's song out of my head during Bella's performance.  Thanks for the update.



Author's Response:

LOL! I didn't even think of that..hahaha...love weird Al.  I'm not a Madonna fan btw.  Just watch Prince's 'Kiss' music video to clear your head...Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 27 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 18: Haircuts & Pepper Spray

I have been stuck in my car reading this fic for a few hours.  My phone would not let me leave a review.  The first thing I did when I got home was fire up Gracie (Home ccomputer) to leave a big THANK YOU.  I love this story.  You have written a story that is entertaining as h***.  I look forward to reading more.

My family keeps peanuts away from me.  They bring out the stinker in me.



Author's Response:

Thank you!  at first when you mentioned peanuts...i thought of snoopy and charlie brown.  i have the mind of a 5 year old some days.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 28 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 19: Aspen & Cold Showers

I am addicted to this story.  You have a bit of everything mixed together with Emmettness.  I can't stop chuckling over parts of this chapter.  Thanks!



Author's Response:

Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 28 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 20: Handcuffs & Power Suits

Nasty Ranger Kershner! Can we have him neutered?

Happy Birthday and thanks for the update. 



Author's Response:

We'd all like to.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 29 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 21: Valentines & The Masters of The Universe

You have soothed my daily craving. Thank You.



Author's Response:

lol. Will you need rehab when it's over?  I'm going to post an outtake later tonight...called 'the He-Man Incident'.  Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 30 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 22: Outtake: The He-Man Incident

I get that Emmett was trying for He-Man - I couldn't help but picture Captain Underpants.  This was very funny.



Author's Response:

lol...hadn't thought of that one...THank you.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 30 Sep 2010 Title: Chapter 23: Chipmunks & Oscars

I'm hugging Chip right now.  I usually don't watch any of the award shows, but if they had the Emmetts I would certainly dress up and watch it from my couch.  I'm guessing with that last sentence you plan to rock the boat some more.  I could say bring it on but I'm too much of a wimp.  I'm actually holding my tail like the cowardly lion and repeating "I do believe in happy endings".  Thanks for my daily dose.



Author's Response:

all will be well.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 24: Perjury & Sweet Dreams

Too funny.  I wonder what Edward is doing there...hmm.



Author's Response:

I'll update again by tomorrow.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 25: Vandalism & The Apocalypse

I don't hate you.  I love this story.



Author's Response:

Thankyou!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 26: Makeup Kisses & Confessions

Thanks for making Tanya pretty decent.  It's refreshing.  This chapter overall was amazing.  I just love me an Edward who is completely smitten with Bella.



Author's Response:

me too.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 27: Waxward & Sexward

GAAH! What do you say after a chapter like that?



Author's Response:

lol.  I'm glad you liked it.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 12 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 28: Big Hair & The Lucky Beyotch

So sorry about your cat.  I'm very attached to my dog so I wish the best for you and your fam. 

I love the Perishers and the song Sway.

 



Author's Response:

She's doing so much better!  I understand the saying about cats having 9 lives now....they must have a knack for cheating death.  Thanks so much for your review!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 13 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 29: Captain Jack & Drunkella

I'm not sure what I found more amusing Emmett texting Pootie Tang or that Edward knew it was Pootie Tang.  It's a toss up.  You had me in tears during Bella's lunch with E and Johnny.  I was wondering if Bella was actually giving voice to her thoughts?  Laguna Beach cool - now your playing in my backyard. 

I don't drink but sadly my hand is raised.

 



Author's Response:

Even worse if you do the crazy and don't have the excuse of alcohol.  lol.  Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 13 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 30: Tidal Pools & Capistrano

I have no problem with the marriage talk so soon and I think it is refreshing that they are not test driving each other until they have some form of commitment. 

I'm glad that your kitty is doing better.



Author's Response:

Thank you!  next chap will post tonight.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 26 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 32: Wild Turkey & Jedi Training

If I were a disney exec. I would try to get Emmett to do a voice for an upcoming disney animated movie.



Author's Response:

LOL.  I think he could be the entire cartoon character!  Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 26 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 33: Swing Dancing & The Dearly Departed

"Father-take-a-toke" LOL! 



Author's Response: Every Catholic has met at least one old hippy priest in their life. It's a fact. Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 27 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 34: Unsolicited Advice & Airline Wings

Frist class bathrooms must be bigger than I thought.



Author's Response:

Where there's a will, there's a way, I suppose.  I just think public bathrooms are all kinds of nasty.  lol  THanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 35: Ringtones & The Prodigal Son

You can not talk Caveward to me and then move on as if nothing really happened!

I can't wait to see how Bella will lend her support to Rose.  I'm thinking these two together may have fun with that hussy Jonelle.  I hope Emmett has gas:)



Author's Response:

OMG u are the second person to say that Emmett should gas Jonelle.  Great minds think alike huh?   LOL   Thanks so much....loving Caveward....yeah I said Caveward....I shall taunt you a third time  CAVEWARD.    crap...now i'm all worked up....wonder what hubs is doing? 

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 36: Boxer Shorts & Serenades

I'm speachless!  I'm not sure how to review this chapter without going on and on.  I loved Bella's Nancy Drew moment and the elevator ride was .....nice.  You would have to mention Caveward and then put Dorothy in the same chapter.  Sadly yes Emmett did not gas that shrew but I know I can't have everything.  Thanks for the update!



Author's Response:

Now read the outtake to see that elevator get even more action!  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 04 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 37: Outtake: The April Fool

I'm sorry that Emmett woke you up, but that was priceless!! Emmett reminds me of my older brother.  Rosalie is perfect for him she really loves him in spite of his quirks.  I loved that Emmett gassed Honelle.  Thanks for that moment.  Edward needs to get Emmett back - not right away but eventually, it's only fair.  We need to see Emmett scream like a child.  I do think that you should of had an author's warning before letting us unsuspecting readers forge ahead in this chapter.  Something like "Do not eat or drink or operate heavy equipment (hmm that has possibilities) while reading this chapter.  I was drinking water and well it wasn't pretty.  I do love this story thanks for writing it.



Author's Response:

oops...that one should have come with a warning..I'll keep that in mind! lol.  Also, if people are sneaking by reading at work or school...they will sooo get busted!  A couple ideas for revenge are bouncing around in my head.  I loved writing that whole chapter...and I don't think anyone could ever hate Emmett after visiting his head...he's a hoot.  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 16 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 38: Wookies & Good Friday

He's sooo busted!! Yes! 



Author's Response:

just about ready to post the next chap on V&V.  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 17 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 39: Lap Dances & Abstinence

I almost stopped reading this chapter after the first couple of paragraphs.  I was laughing so hard that my stitches from an emergency surgery began to protest.  They are being removed today and I'm pretty certain that the doctor would like the honor.  I was able to get myself under control....barely.

Poor Emmett - you know there's a YouTube video about "Blue Balls".  I haven't watched the whole thing but the first part of it was pretty funny.  It does say it's educational, maybe E should take a gander at it.  I have to tell you my first thoughts for Emmett and a song was Weird Al's Amish Paradise - then King of Pain by the Police, Butch Walker's Weight of Her and Brandon Flower's Crossfire.  Hell, I think he is going to need a whole playlist because I know that I haven't even thought of the whole children's selection and Sunday school songs as well.  I am so looking forward to you next chapter.  Thanks.

 



Author's Response:

please don't rip your stitches!  I would feel horribly guilty.  glad you're getting them out today.  Also, thanks for the song suggestions.  this is emmett's payback for annoying me.  thanks for reading and reviewing!  I now have some homework to do in the form of a youtube video about blue balls....LOL 

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 21 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 40: Pool Tables & Revelations

It looks like police chief swan has solved the case of the two virgins.  Could that be any more awkward for poor edward?  I mean he has his image to protect.  You did a wonderful job with both the humor and drama.  You had me tearing up for Bella.  I'm sorry about your dad.  I miss my big brother.  Thanks again for writing this fic. it's so worth the read.



Author's Response:

poor Eddie.  oh well, he'll get over it.  Thank you for your kind words!

Summary:

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 EPOV of Virgins & Villains. **Important- Read the first 15 chapters of V&V before reading this**. Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly.

 

Thanks very much once again to Coleen561 for the awesome banner!


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Ageise02 To Read 2, Amberina's Completed Favs List, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 57 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 312799 Read Count: 77198
[Report This] Published: 21 Oct 2010 Updated: 07 Mar 2012
Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 26 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 1: CPR for The Dead Heart

Can I tell you how much I LOVE that you are doing this.  I think I just wiped drool from my chin!!  You're Edward in V & V is one that meets all my strict standards for an Edward.  I'm hope that makes sense to you, it does to me.  Thank your for the EPOV.



Author's Response:

oh crap..what are your standards?  do u have list?...now i will be afraid that i'm going to screw up...lol.  pressure....ugh.  My Edward rules are...let's see.  self-assured and arrogant and self-contained(basically he thinks he doesn't need anyone or anything)...until he meets B...then all bets are off.  Overprotective of her to a fault.  Jealous...because he is a guy after all.  Obsessive (where B is concerned).  I know there's more...but i can't think.  I'm getting ready to post chap4 soon.  Thanks for reading!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 26 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 2: Egg Drop Soup for The Cynical Soul

Squee! I loved the Newton conversation in V & V about having Edward's love child and how Bella handled it afterwards.  That was one of the first things that had me coming back for more with your story.  I'm estatic that you incorporated it in LRM.  FUBAR?  I had no idea.  I guess you could say this chapter was educational.  These little tidbits just keep me coming back for more.  Thanks!



Author's Response:

lol.  I've heard FUBAR in a couple movies..but it's mostly a term used by military men.  (my Daddy wouldn't have approved that I even know about it).  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 26 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 3: Mixed Signals for The Fortunate Son

You really want to know what I think?? I really love this Edward.  Why oh why can't I be Bella?  Thanks!



Author's Response:

Bella thinks he's all calm cool and collected. HA! Thanks for reading and reviewing... I hope you like the next chap...will post soon.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 27 Oct 2010 Title: Chapter 4: A Stalker's Guide to The Olympic Peninsula

Criminently!!  Dorothy and Stalkerward in the same chapter....You're just too good to me.  Thanks.



Author's Response:

Dorothy was inspired by my aunt (Dot, ofcourse).  Thanks for the review!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 01 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 5: A Narrow Escape for The Born Skeptic

You are one funny lady.  You have me either in stitches or in a pile of goo at my computer.  I refuse to consider this my morning workout routine.  Thanks for doing EPOV I really love it.



Author's Response:

um...maybe I need to incorporate some aerobics in each chapter?  yeah...i'll get back to you about that     ; )   Thanks for reading and reviewing, it keeps me inspired!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 16 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 7: The Flipside of Despair For The Undeserving

I don't think you failed - I think you have magic fingers.  I'm not sure which of your stories I like best.  I'm glad I don't have to choose.  Thanks for the update.



Author's Response:

Thank you for  reading.  I really appreciate the review!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 16 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 8: Higher Love For The Marked Man

So Charlie is covering for our panty stealing perv.  That's just......brilliant.  This fic has a life of it's own and I would never use the word "vulgar" to describe either stories.  I love the drama and humor you have balanced it with.  Thanks.



Author's Response:

Thank you!  Almost finished the next chapter for V&V..posting tonight or tomorrow.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 23 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 9: Resolutions For The New Year

Isn't enough that you have a sap like me drooling because E is so taken with B?  Then you add Jasper and his love for Alice.  There is just something about hot twitterpated men that just makes me smile.



Author's Response:

yes they are sweet...but still tough enough to beat the crap out of someone in a bar..lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 24 Nov 2010 Title: Chapter 10: Making Plans For A New Start

Thanks for feeding my addiction.
Happy Turkey Day!

Author's Response:

You are welcome!  THank you too!

Wanted by fyrebyrd89 Rated: M starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 217]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Wanted

When outlaw Edward Cullen is wounded in a gunfight, he never expected to wake up with a double barrel shotgun nestled under his chin.

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Adventure
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Western
Series: None
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 7527 Read Count: 20656
[Report This] Published: 08 Feb 2016 Updated: 10 Mar 2017
Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 21 Jun 2016 Title: Wanted

Best lines ever "Sh**  Now I have to dig a hole. I haven't enjoyed lines like this in ages.

Comfortably Numb by mathisson Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 222]
Summary:

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Bella Swan enjoys helping people. It doesn't matter if it's the customers she pours a cup of coffee for, or the man who just drop money on a New York sidewalk. But when the kindness she shows is turned against her, how far will she continue to go to protect her family? Will she sacrifice her happiness? Or let her only relative lose everything? Angst! CC rated M for adult content.


Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Angst
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 20 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 48864 Read Count: 35366
[Report This] Published: 22 Feb 2016 Updated: 27 Nov 2017
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 25 Feb 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

It goes to show you no good deed goes unpunished.

Reviewer: Aether Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 25 Feb 2016 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

Great story!  Thanks.

Cullenworth Manor by phillips Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 235]
Summary: Past Featured Story

Edward is promiscuous and totally self absorbed. He is the eldest child, the heir to  his father the Duke of Bedford title. Because of this his parents turn a blind eye to his ways. They belief once he's married he will settle down.

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 44693 Read Count: 47980
[Report This] Published: 09 Apr 2016 Updated: 13 Jun 2016
Reviewer: Aether Signed
Date: 13 Jun 2016 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

Fun story to read .  Thanks.