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Bio:
Well hello figured I should update this since it's been a while.
Clearly I love all things FF and Twilight. I write, sometimes poorly and sometimes well enough that I shock myself. I usually do not have nearly enough patience to reread, have someone preread, or use a beta so everything that is posted was usually just finished being written 5 minutes prior unless noted otherwise so please forgive the errors. If i take time my grammar isn't normally that hideous.
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What could Bella walk in on that would scar her for life?Christmas will never be the same for Bella, especially when one song keeps playing every time she turns on the radio. My entry for the Broken Record Holiday Contest.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Charlie/None
Genre: Humor, One-Shot
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: For the Love of Charlie
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3798 Read Count: 684
Date: 12 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Panty-Wearing Freak One Shot
LOL I liked this! Charlie wearing lingerie though...*shudders* thats like thinking of my own dad wearing it...which is just wrong on so many levels.
Author's Response:
I had so much fun writing this. I'm glad you coudl get past the disturbing mental images to enjoy it :) Thanks so much for reading and reviewing.
One Bet. One Week. No Rules.
Bella bets Edward that after a week of some raw sexcapades he won’t want to stop. He bets her otherwise.
A slightly tongue in cheek smutathon and my first fan-fic.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My To Read List, Ageise02's Read Stories, Twilight - Read, G8or Favor8s Read, To Read
Chapters: 26 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 137672 Read Count: 315695
Date: 31 Jul 2011 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10 - Situations
Lol blue walls. I love this story.
Date: 01 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16 - Trav'lin' Light
lol omg i love alice.
Date: 01 Aug 2011 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26- Bad Romance
omg so i slightly hate you because now in this entire story edward STILL hasn't said he loves bella. fucking a man! otherwise I love this story and I am crying a little. So thanks for that :)
Author's Response:
Aw- Thanks so much! Thats really great to hear (I LOVE YOUR TEARS apparently- lol!)
Ah those three words...and yes at the end of the day, he is a man!
Thanks so much for reading :) xKB
A huge huge huge crackfic! This is not serious, this was all done in fun! Now that my disclaimer is out of the way, did you know that you can have orgasms while giving birth? Neither did Edward. AU AH dirty disturbing lemons inside One-shot
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Crackfic
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1587 Read Count: 723
Date: 16 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Lol good to know! i tend to get a lot of reviews that usually say wtf is this?
It’s nearing the end of World War II, but D-day is not close enough. Bella and Edward are captured, separated, and taken into concentration camps. Will they be able to find one another again, or will fate deal them a different hand? AU AH Rated M
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3181 Read Count: 203
Date: 16 Feb 2010 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Thanks for reading, I know it's not always an easy read.