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Bio:
What happens when a lonely and betrayed vampire meets his mate at Walmart? He claims her, of course. Join Peter and Bella as they band together with their ragtag team of friends to creatively exact revenge on those who did them wrong. Peter x Bella pairing.
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Peter
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My favs past present and future
Chapters: 46 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 301749 Read Count: 81605
Date: 28 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
Can't wait for the update! Just re-read everything as I had started reading it months ago on ff.net. Alice has no conscience but she was born and bred that way. Unfortunatly it is the nature vs nurture in effect. There is no way to save her, Edward, or anyone else manipulated by Carlisle and the Romanians. Loved the twister heat fight. And the girls fighting as well. Maria did the right thing in making them use real fighting skills instead of just practice. Positive renforcement....again nature vs nuture. Amun and Kebi are way too brainwashed. Amun is only good for information, but given the right motivation Kebi could be convinced to go on their side. So....how many chapters are you planning on continuing? Just kinda wondering if you don't want to say thats ok.
Author's Response:
I'm sorry the update is taking so long. I've had some issues at home that absolutely needed my attention. Alice has absolutely no conscience and it's ironic how close Bella came to becoming like her considering her upbringing, but she was saved by her visits to Forks during the summers. She was loved unconditionally by her father, Sarah Black, Aunt Molly, and Uncle Quil. Kebi really needs to be put out of her misery and Amun is just too brainwashed. He did give good info though. Not too many chapters left in this story. Thanks for reading and reviewing. XOXO mama4dukes
When Edward and Bella get back from Italy things have changed. Edward is restricting more and more of what she can do. Bella loses herself. She becomes rebelious Bella. Partying with the wolves, having wild nights out and going to jail. With Peter Whitlock she begins to find herself again. Join them on their journey.
THANK YOU TO EVERYONE THAT VOTED FOR ME AND PETER. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS STORY HAS BEEN NOMINATED FOR THE BIG HUMOR/ BEST OVERALL STORY LAUGH AWARD AT GIGGLES AND SNORT!!!!!
SO IF PETER HAS MADE YOU GIGGLE, SNORT, SPIT YOUR OUT OREOS, LAUGH SO HARD THAT YOU WANT TO PEE YOUR PANTS OR JUST CHEERED YOU UP; GO VOTE FOR HIM! MY SISTERS ALSO CRACK ME, TELL ME FUNNY STORIES AND MAKE ME LAUGH TOOOOO!!!!
I WANT TO GIVE THE NAUGHTY GIRLS THAT I MENTIONED ABOVE A SPECIAL PETERS AWARD. I AM WORKING ON THAT! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
You can vote at the address below from June 25th 2012 to July 10 2012
http://awards.gigglesnort.net/viewpage.php?page_id=13 (THEN CLICK VOTE!)
Thank you to everyone that voted for my Peter!!!!!! petersgirl loves ya!!!!!!
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Peter
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 25 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 81994 Read Count: 23167
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Emmett: So, What do you want to do tonight Bella?
Bella; The same thing we do every night Emmett...try to take over the world.
xoxoxo LOVE YOU GIRLIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(yes, I followed you over I gots to get my Peter love on)
Author's Response:
Damn I have missed my funny girl!
I cannot believe that you came over here to see me!!!!
I LOVE YA SISTERXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
I AM SENDING YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH NAUGHTY PETERS LOVE!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2
Emmett "Party" Cullen....yep has a good ring to it!!!
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
Filmdork Party Wild Child!!!! yep has a good ring to it!!!
Ok, couldn't remember if I told you this story before. This one was from a couple years ago. Went out with some co-workers and friends. I had given my id to one of the girls to get in cause she could pass for me enough. Somewhere one of the other girls asking to see my id to see if we really could pass for each other, my id "disappeared" (i still say that one girl took it...anyways) Again using names from characters, I was leaving with Leah and went to say goodbye to Angela and Jessica. They were being hit on by two guys. I was trying to talk to them to see if Angela knew who might have my id cause she was our manager. Before she could say she would ask, one of the guys called me the "white devil". Needless to say I almost hit the asshole. So Leah and I are walking to the car, and another guy tries to hit on us saying we shouldn't walk alone. I told him we were "good". He kept following us. I told him to back the fuck off or I would kick his ass. Then I was told by my friend "come on little Rosalie" (cause the other friend she was comparing me to is a blonde bitch like Rosalie lol).
I thought it was fitting to start adding this !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Do I want you to upload more updates????? DUH!
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
I have nissed you cheering me up sooooooooooo much!
I almost quit writing after they feleted me but this is OUR stroy. You guys have put as many hours into reading it as I have writing it!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you soooooooo much sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response:
I have nissed you cheering me up sooooooooooo much!
I almost quit writing after they feleted me but this is OUR stroy. You guys have put as many hours into reading it as I have writing it!!!!!!!!!!!
I love you soooooooo much sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4
Technically, you are awesome!
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
Well i think you are awesome tooooooo!
Love it! I loves me some Peter. Especially when he gets those sweet moments.
This time around I do not have a bar story...but to tell you I found out some info for a bachelorette party I'm going to. We're apparently going to Nashville. One of the girls said "no one gets a tattoo, no one loses a tooth" Then she said "and no stealing a tiger!" I told her the tiger was no go cause thats waht the bride to be wants.
Ps...Emmett is a moron. Oh, no wait. He's just male.
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5
Peter can give me a screaming orgasm anytime.
xoxoxo
ps....i keep giving you 10s because it doesn't go to 11. apparently they have not heard of spinal tap.
Author's Response:
You are giving me my MOJO back!!!!!!!
LOVE YA SISTER!
So another fun night at the bar for you...
So, we had made friends with one of the bouncers at our regular bar. We got to skip the lines and all that. So one night we are hanging out at the bar and we will call said bouncer Emmett. So normal night at the bar. Until everyone starts coughing and their eyes start burning. Everyone evacuates the bar. People start throwing up in the street. Continuing the coughing and burning eyes. Turns out "Emmett" had tried to use mace on some unruly people. And it was right next to the air uptake so it spread it to the entire bar. Needless to say, he got fired. But we did go back in as soon as the minimum amount of time had passed cause we were serious about our drinking.
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6
Start of a new bar story from last night....my friend who i call my wingman. Yeah we used to work together and it would be walk by gropings. Him grabbing boobs, me grabbing some twig and berries. That's the person I hung out with and drank til 4 am. Keep posting and I will tell more to the story. It is interesting.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
I love it you crazy girl. I grabbed some twigs and berries to fucken good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have missed you sooooo much XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7
Favorite line??? "I think I had sex with my eyes".
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
I LOVE MY PRESIDENT OF PARTY PLANNING OF MY NAUGHTY GIRLS CLUB xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
President of Party Planning! Awesome! In all fairness these stories are over about a 9 yr period. 19-28ish.
Ok, so not sure if I shared this story yet. My friends and I went to our usual bar. Towards the end of the night one of the bartenders we will say Emmett said he would give us free drinks if we would flash one of the other bartenders(say Jasper) cause it was Jasper's birthday. I asked one of the female barteners that I had a class with and lived in the dorm I worked at if it really was his birthday. She said it was. My friend "Rosalie" and I agreed. So we got our free drinks and were told to wait til the bar cleared out most people. We flashed "Jasper". We already received good service, but it got better after that. Turns out "Jasper" was the owner of the bar. We found that out about 5 months later. Lol. 3 you! So excited for the update!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8
Dad's have to ruin all the fun. First Sam, then Charlie.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
This has been so much fun. I have reading your reviews as I post them and you make me laugh. I have really missed that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY JOURNEY was nominated for another award. I posted it on my summary page and I am getting naughty Peter awards for those sisters. Can you guess who is on there ???????????????????????????????????????????
I LOVE YOU FILMDORK!!!!!!!!
I am rating you 20 out of 10 on naughty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9
Oh body shots..I miss those days. And, I miss updates on this story.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
I miss body shot days tooo sister!!!! I promise that I will have this story up to date and will be posting new chapters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To those that reviewed; you get a body shot with hot Peter. (WHERE is your choice, of course.)
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10
Kinky truck action with Peter...gotta love it.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
Kinky truck action with Peter...gotta love it.
I love kinky truck action with Peter because I am .........................petersgirl
LOVE YA SISTER
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11
Who would win in a fight with Edward and Peter....well Peter of course. Who would win in a fight between Edward and a wet paper bag? Yep, you guessed it. Wet paper bag for the win. Doucheward.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
Who would win in a fight with Edward and Peter....well Peter of course. Who would win in a fight between Edward and a wet paper bag? Yep, you guessed it. Wet paper bag for the win. Doucheward.
xoxoxo
OMG YOUR ARE FUCKEN HILARIOUS SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12
Love bella's phone #! And wow...fuckward is an idiot.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
Bellas phone number is that song from the 80'S
Jenny 867-5309
Tommy Tutone!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13
Again....yes we want you to post more chapters! Oh party bus story....how I love it.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
I LOVE THIS STORY TOOOOOOO!
I've been looking for an update from this, and you didn't disappoint! One other dolphin fact, they are one of the only other animals that have sex for pleasure. Though I don't think that would be on a tour.
Story time! Ok, so I cannot tell you the last time I went out to a bar/club. But thursday i went out with one of my friends to Ladies 80's & 90's night. We got there, and after they finally started playing good music, we went to the dance floor. My friend got hit on by a guy in probably his 50's (or just aged really bad) wearhing a hawaiian shirt and flip flops and a really bad blonde dye job. She though was excited cause she "finally found my sugar daddy". Yeah I did a face palm on that one. Then one of her co-workers was dancing and some chick came up and started dancing all up on her. I couldn't help but laugh on that one. I had a couple of cute but nerdy guys who were dancing next to me by themselves, but I have no game so I didn't make a move and they seemed shy so they didn't. So I didn't get hit on, but at least I didn't get the possibly weirdest people in the bar hitting on me. Needless to say my age is showing and the next day my back was killing me. And I felt incredibly old because I know there were people there I am over 10 years older than.
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14
Bella lied. There was no sleep involved. Just fucking. And good fucking at that.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
Oh sister you crack me the fuck up. Oh......................I so needed a good laugh today!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15
Don't even know what to say...i need to sleep. I love your story.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
I know what to say; its filmdork time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay! You are back! I was actually going to send you a pm to ask how you were doing today. Guess that is unnecessary now. So, not so much a bar story, but fun story to tell you. Last weekend I had gone to my cousins house because her son is having a birthday party. He is turning six and still loves to cuddle. It was a few hours before the party and I was laying on the couch. He came in the room and kept watching me. I asked if he wanted to cuddle and he said yes. After a little bit he moved around and started using my boobs as a pillow. His dad said be glad he hasnt tried to fluff them. Then, the Miller 64 commercial comes on. The one with the song. He starts singing it. Don't ask me why a 6 yr old knows that song, but he does.
Anyways, yes it is a much tamer story than usual, but it's cute.
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16
Oh the fake penis in the pants. That was a fun night. Haha pablo.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
That Pablo in your taco!!!!!!! All came from you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love ya sister !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17
I got a new tattoo, but no it was not "peter's girl". It was dorky and is a quote from Lord of the Rings. Yep...dork.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
What was the quote??????
Dont leave me hanging!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 18: Chapter 18
Do I get extra Peter love too?
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
YOU GET EXTRA EXTRA NAUGHTY PETER LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19
Woot! I got a shout out!! And yay again for the "white devil" comment. Stupid douchebag saying that to me on the street.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
Your toooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YA SISTER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 23 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20
Caught up. Now to sleep. Love you tons. And next chapter you post I promise to tell you the story from last night. Let's just say it involved a beer pong table and strategically placed cups and bottles.
xoxoxo
Author's Response:
I love you tons toooooooooo!
I am posting a new chapter and I will be expecting my story.
LOVE YA SISTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 21: Chapter 21
Yay you updated!!! I missed this story. And today is the kind of day where I need it. So, as promised the story of last week. So my friend/former neighbor/former coworker was in town. He texted me and told me where he was hanging out. I went thinking I would be out an hour or so, 11 pm at the latest. then somewhere along the drinking he told me that if I didn't go to his friends house he would make sure I wasn't invited to his wedding, and texted his girlfriend to tell her that. So I gave in and went to his friends house. We were drinking, playing pong, and I was on his team. Somehow he decided stripping to distract the other team would be a good idea. Yeah, there were stragecially placed bottles, but I still saw ass. Then he decided to start dancing and I saw things I never want to again.
Author's Response:
Oh Darlin I have missed you soooooo much.
You cheer me up too and I kind of needed it today!
OMG You are such naughty girl and I fucken love it!
Date: 27 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 22: Chapter 22
Can't wait til the story gets caught up to where it was left off on the "other" place. I think I am out of stories cause I have no clue what I have and haven't told you. Lol. Oh well. Thursday I may have something since I am going to the midnight showing of Magic Mike. Oh yeah, gonna enjoy some male strippers. With friends and co workers. Including one guy, but he's gay so he will like it as much as the girls.
Author's Response:
Holy shit!!!! Magic Mike want kind of penis tricks can he do????????
SOOOOOOO don't hold out on me. You 'll have to give me details.
We are almost all caught up!!
Love ya sister
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO
Date: 29 Jun 2012 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
So again....love it!! Had to read when I got home from the midnight showing of Magic Mike. Yeah, hot guys stripping...awesome! One of my friends asked me of the main guys who would I choose, I picked 3. Lol. Though my roommate had the best response to the movie. "I would give my right foot to have sex with Channing Tatum. I would go peg leg to be with him." Then she demonstrated how she would attempt to pick him up if she had to cut it off first. Kinda amusing to see your roommate hopping around at 3am. xoxoxoxo LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!! (and Peter...cause well....hes Peter)
Author's Response:
I am glad you had fun!!!!!!
I love you toooooo!!!!!
Thia is some peter love I am sending you!
Date: 05 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
So not a drunk party story, but a fun story. My parents threw a party over the weekend cause my brother, his wife and their two kids were in town. I drove to my hometown to visit and to go to the party. One of my parents friends who knows my brother and sister-in-law too is a priest. Somehow we got on the subject of jobs and he said "original sin is my job security". yeah, not as crazy as my normal stories, but fun none the less. xoxoxoxo LOVE YOU ~~~sarah