Reviews by SarcasticBimbo
Summary: Past Featured Story

 am Edward Cullen and I have a deadly secret: I am a hit man. My new target: Isabella Newton. With the help of my friends, we plan the crime of the century. What the hell am I going to do when she becomes more than my target and becomes my life?


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: LeslieWhitlock's completed & recommended read stories, To Read, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125711 Read Count: 41876
[Report This] Published: 16 Feb 2010 Updated: 22 Dec 2010
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 02 Jun 2015 Title: Chapter 3: Devil in Disguise

Oh, poor little Mikey isn't gonna get to be rid of Bella, now is he? Maybe he should just kill Mike and Lauren. LOL

Cookies by jmolly Rated: T starstarstarstarhalf-star [Reviews - 6]
Summary:

*Please Note:  I have re-posted this story as it did not post properly the first time.  Enjoy:)

Just then, the door opened, surprisingly fast. The most dangerous, most beautiful boy that the girls had ever seen was standing there. The little scouts' knobby knees started to shake. They stood on the stoop, speechless, with eyes round as dinner plates.

One shot story in the same canon as my 'Unforeseen Events' series.  Rated T, but the series will eventually be NC-17 as it progresses.

Pre-Twilight.

 

 

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: Jasper/Alice
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 1421 Read Count: 373
[Report This] Published: 05 Mar 2010 Updated: 05 Mar 2010
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

That was cute. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

Summary: Past Featured Story

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A one night stand she can't remember is the perfect kind of one night stand in the eyes of 23 old cleaning lady Bella Swan, but when she falls pregnant she will begin a life journey she never expected to take. But hold on, what does her boss Mr. Sex on Legs Cullen have to do with all of this????????

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: J's Read and Loved Stories, My favs past present and future , Kit's Must Reads!
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 159830 Read Count: 58916
[Report This] Published: 24 Apr 2010 Updated: 10 Apr 2011
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 19 Dec 2014 Title: Chapter 50: We Haven't Even Started Yet

This was a great story. I laughed out loud so many times. I loved this Bella and Edward. Kudos to you and thank you so much for sharing your talent.

Diamond in the Rough by lmlx8 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 4248]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Bella is coming from a bad marriage, and memories that haunt her. After recieving her Master's degree in Psychology, she begins to embrace her submissive nature. When she mets Edward she is drawn to his Dominating character. Can Edward help her to get over the pain from her past, and find peace at his feet.

 

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Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Domward's Dungeon, I Whitlock's read , My Favorite Stories, Fav BDSM Fics
Chapters: 110 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 949046 Read Count: 1254874
[Report This] Published: 19 Jul 2010 Updated: 18 Sep 2014
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 23 Mar 2014 Title: Chapter 110: Chapter 110

You have a wonderful story going on here, I truly look forward to your next update whenever that may be. :-)

Summary:

Living Amongst Vampires Banner

 

In a world dominated by vampires, humans are forced to donate blood and abide by the strict rules of the vampire government. Bella has never experienced life in an all-human world and one day the only life she knows shatters to pieces when her parents are killed by a vampire. She is adopted by her parents' friends, who happen to be vampires. Her life turns upside down as she moves to an all-vampire town. Will she have the strength to go on after all that she has endured? Will one special vampire heal her wounds as she struggles to live a life amongst vampires? Edward and Bella pairing, AU, OOC

Warning: This story contains explicit adult content, language, violence, vampire marking and bloodplay.

 

I want to thank Dazzled~by~Jake for this awesome banner! And my awesome Beta Lindz! xo


 

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Categories: Twilight, Alternate Universe
Characters: None
Genre: None
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Love to drive's Stories to read
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 384211 Read Count: 238929
[Report This] Published: 14 Aug 2010 Updated: 05 Sep 2022
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 15 Nov 2015 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

I have been spellbound since I read the first word of this story. I can't even begin to tell you how much I love it. I really hope you update again soon and that you get Edward out of that hellhole as fast as possible. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

Quiet Storm by SexylexiCullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1708]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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"Two weeks. Two years. Who cares?" A lesson in love, crime, and passion. When two young lovers find themselves in the middle of the storm, can love conquer all? AH. OOC. Rated M Mafia fic. 

Humor/Romance/Violence/Drama...you name it, QS has it, or will. Canon couples. Not canon characters. (Mafia fic) MobWard

 

Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight. 

Beta'd by aeglow

Banner by the amazing RoseArcadia


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Ageise02's Read Stories, My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Shena's Storys to Read, Themslovebug90's read stories, Amberina's Completed Favs List, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, To Read , All Time Favorites, Storm Series, J's Read and Loved Stories, Storm Saga by SexiLexi, My favs past present and future , Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 49 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 618485 Read Count: 2672088
[Report This] Published: 01 Apr 2011 Updated: 03 Jan 2013
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 18 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 9: Round Two

Just gotta say I am loving this story so far. Someone in Sarge's Girls group over on facebook pimped it.

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Date: 18 Nov 2013 Title: Chapter 25: Poker Face

I had to say, YES!!!! Born This Way actually IS Express Yourself. Nobody ever agrees with me when I say it.

Summary: Past Featured Story

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Quiet Storm Sequel. 

How does the head of the world's most powerful crime family juggle being a father, husband, and boss? Surrounded by trouble, Edward tries to manage his organization while struggling to spend time with his children and wife, Bella.

Two years have passed since the epilogue; do Bella and Edward still have what it takes to Weather the Storm? OOC. AH. Mobward/Daddyward. 

Edward/Bella. 

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: My All-Time Favorites, Love to drive's Stories to read, Love to drive's Stories to read set 2, Themslovebug90's read stories, G8or Favor8s Read, Kuu Faves, Stories Read by CNYBella, Completed Stories, Edwards Paradox Completed Favourites, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, To Read , All Time Favorites, Storm Series, My favs past present and future
Chapters: 60 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 535952 Read Count: 1532842
[Report This] Published: 10 Aug 2011 Updated: 24 Aug 2012
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 29 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 43: Fork Me

I love when authors put Twilight shit in their fics. LOL. It's always so much fun. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

Summary:

Edward and Bella, kidnapped and forced to play out a sick man's fantasy where every decision has a consequence. Will Edward and Bella be able to admit their love after the trials they endure? ExB AxJ. Language,lemons, sexual violence,unconventional.

Thank you to JA Mash for the banner.


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Angst, Drama, Erotica, Romance, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Drive's Stories to read that are Completed, Lilyellacullens want to read list!, My Favorite Stories, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 89 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 453698 Read Count: 923125
[Report This] Published: 02 Jun 2012 Updated: 29 Sep 2015
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 04 Dec 2014 Title: Chapter 87: Chapter 77

Is this story finished? Who found James? Where is Aro? Why didn't you give us chapters of Bella chopping James' dick off? This story was extremely hard to take at times, but I've enjoyed it as well. I actually thought about flouncing but decided I had to find out if everyone survived with their sanity in tact. Very compelling.

Unlock Your Heart by momma2fan Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 443]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Edward is head of the Cullen Family and has loved Bella from afar.When her fiance is caught cheating with his, can he get her to unlock her heart to him, or will the families enemy's keep them apart. AH/M for language and lemons. Canon couples.

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Completed Stories, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 43531 Read Count: 107117
[Report This] Published: 11 Jun 2012 Updated: 22 Oct 2012
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 18 Nov 2016 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

I read this once before on fanfiction.net, I believe...and I loved it then...but then I couldn't remember the name...and I stumbled upon it tonight on fanfiction.net...but there was only one chapter there...and I was fortunate enough to find it here...

Love the story and would love to see a sequel, sometime. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

Summary:

 

 

Bella's friend's arrange for her to meet her crush for her birthday, the lead singer of Midnight Sun. What happens when attraction turns into a protective friendship to fun and flirty to love. Watch as their love blossoms despite problems that come. ****this is the newly revised version of Midnight Sun


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read, Lilyellacullens want to read list!
Chapters: 13 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 37190 Read Count: 10019
[Report This] Published: 18 Jan 2013 Updated: 14 May 2013
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 25 Apr 2014 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

I am really enjoying this story. I hope that you choose to continue it.

Higher by SexylexiCullen Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 268]
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Summer of 1994: Dial-up internet. Pagers. Walkmans. AOL chat rooms. O.J in a white Bronco. And blazingly hot weather in Brooklyn where eighteen-year-old Bella Swan is filling her days making ice cream sundaes before she starts college. But one long night – full of Ecstasy, subway rides, dark dance clubs, and a boy she doesn't want to stay away from – may change everything. ExB, mostly canon. AH. HEA. 

Banners by KrisMkyStitch and Deebelle1

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: G8or Favor8s Read, Stories I've read
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 155380 Read Count: 126962
[Report This] Published: 01 May 2013 Updated: 01 May 2013
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 18 Sep 2014 Title: Chapter 40: Epilogue

Awwwww, this was such a great story. Thank you for your words.

Summary: Past Featured Story

Banner by: DeebelleOnefic

 

This is a story of a tough as nails, Bella, who can bring a mob boss, Edward, to his knees, but in all the right ways.  What happens when these two strong personalities collide in more than one way?


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Action, Drama, Erotica, Family, Mystery, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Finished, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf, Stories I've read, My favs past present and future , Read
Chapters: 40 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 125775 Read Count: 478645
[Report This] Published: 23 Mar 2014 Updated: 13 May 2014
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 13 Apr 2014 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

This is so GOOD I just can't wait for more!!!!

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Date: 14 Apr 2014 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

OMG, thank you for the Name to NIckname dictionary. I absolutely ADORE the nickname for Jasper. Totally fits him.

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Date: 17 Apr 2014 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Can't wait for more. This is one of the best stories I've ever read. :-)

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Date: 20 Apr 2014 Title: Chapter 19: Chapter 19

Is the nickname Hawk from the tv show Spenser: For Hire??? That would be FUCK AWESOME if it was!!!

Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 24 Apr 2014 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

MORE!!! I need MORE!!!!

Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 26 Apr 2014 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

This thing totally rawks. MUST. HAVE. MORE!!!

Summary: Past Featured Story

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This is the earliest story in my UE canon,written for the FAJD. In 1921,Edward left Carlisle to rebel. This is the catalyst to his departure. Ed's pov, featuring Carlisle, Esme & later Bella. o/t *

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Edward/None
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 10750 Read Count: 398
[Report This] Published: 05 May 2012 Updated: 05 May 2012
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Awwww, poor Woof. Poor Edward. That was really sad. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.



Author's Response:

Thank YOU for reading and reviewing. Much appreciated.

 

Jess

Summary:

Dove medium

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Are you trying to be funny, Alice? I wanted to kill her." Strawberry. Lavender. Freesia. The earth after it rains. Ambrosia. The blood the blood the blood the blood the blood... 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: None
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: THE UNFORESEEN EVENTS SERIES
Chapters: 50 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 348935 Read Count: 33099
[Report This] Published: 05 Jun 2011 Updated: 26 Feb 2016
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03 Apr 2016 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue: Maelstrom

That had me almost crying right along with Edward. I can't wait to see where you take me on this journey. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.



Author's Response:

Thank you for the praise. I hope you enjoy the story. Happy reading. :)

Summary: Past Featured Story

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Edward Cullen is a famous movie star as is his girlfriend Tanya, the mother of his child. Their son is a week old and can't seem to keep any formula down. Annoyed by the crying and finding motherhood tedious, Tanya takes off for the spa and a commercial shoot leaving Edward alone with their newborn. 

After trying nearly every formula on the market, Esme, Edward's sister suggests breast milk. It seems like a long shot, but when Bella Swan answers the unusual ad, Edward thinks all of his problems are solved. His son is doing well, but he has a new problem, an undeniable attraction for the woman who saved his son's life. 

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Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 159 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 91905 Read Count: 1113794
[Report This] Published: 12 Jan 2015 Updated: 11 Jul 2017
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 28 May 2015 Title: Chapter 64: Chapter 11 Part 4

Oh PLEASE tell me there will be more of this story.

Summary: Past Featured Story

BTTF

A Mafia/BDSM story.  A Don who is a Dom; two powerful personalities bound together in one body.  Will it be too much for one woman to handle, or is she exactly what is needed to balance this man. 

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Bound To The Family was awarded one of the Top Ten Favourite Completed Fics for the month of August

 

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Dominance and submission
Series: Stories I've Already read, Lady Luciole's Favorites TwiMaf, Stories I've read, Bound
Chapters: 30 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 129501 Read Count: 601748
[Report This] Published: 08 Mar 2015 Updated: 08 Aug 2015
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Date: 22 Mar 2015 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

That was fantastic. It's just a little far fetched, but I am totally willing to suspend my disbelief for this story. There is nothing like a little good escapism.

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Date: 19 Jul 2015 Title: Chapter 26: Chapter 26

It IS disappointing when you don't get to kick your assailant in the groin, isn't it? LOL :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 18 Mar 2015 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4 Taking Control

You have managed to combine my two favorite genres of Twific, BDSM and Mafia. Thank you. :-)

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Date: 31 Jul 2015 Title: Chapter 28: Chapter 28

Great chapter. Now, on to the wedding, right?

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Date: 12 May 2015 Title: Chapter 17: Chapter 17

Awesomesauce!!! LOVED it!!! Can't wait for more!!!

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Date: 30 May 2015 Title: Chapter 20: Chapter 20

As far as I am concerned this story can go on indefinitely. :-) I loved the chapter and can't wait for the next one.

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Date: 08 Aug 2015 Title: Chapter 30: Chapter 30

YES!!! I was SO hoping there would be more. Thank you. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.



Author's Response:

I am glad you are excited, because I know that I am.  Thanks for all you kind reviews.

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Date: 14 Jul 2015 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25

Great chapter, Clo. Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 04 Aug 2015 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29

Yay, the rat bastard is gone!!! Hooray for the wedding!!! :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 26 Jul 2015 Title: Chapter 27: Chapter 27

OH I can't WAIT for all this to go down!!! It's gonna be awesome!!! :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 01 Jul 2015 Title: Chapter 24: Chapter 24

OOH, I hope the wedding and ceremony are before the first of August. :-)

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Date: 11 Apr 2015 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Based on how well she took the fact that HE is in the Mafia, and in fact, will be the Don, I doubt that she will be upset by that fact. However, I think she will be REALLY upset that she had actual family that may have treated her well during her growing up years, but Renee didn't see fit to let her know. Now THAT I can see her being upset over.

Great chapter, can't wait for more.

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Date: 22 Jun 2015 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Great chapter, Clo. I think you're really laying out the foundations well. Can't wait for the next chapter. :-)

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Date: 25 Mar 2015 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

That was FANTASTIC!!!

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Date: 28 Mar 2015 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

I always love a badass Mobward. They're the most fun to read, I think. In control, pissed off, don't give a fuck, I'd as soon piss on you as talk to you, Edwards. Those are the Mobwards I love. You did great!!!

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Date: 06 Apr 2015 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Wow. Great twist. Can't wait to find out more. So she would be the first born grandchild, not James. When James finds this out, he'll definitely be going after her, huh? Ewwww, he wanted to fuck his sister!!!! LOL

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Date: 13 Apr 2015 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Okay, I think that merging the 2 families will be awesome, and that James is gonna raise a GIGANTIC stink about that little bit of news. Can't wait to see the fallout from all of the info in today's chapter. 

Please update again soon. :-)

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Date: 20 Apr 2015 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

The end of the chapter gave me goosebumps. I love when that happens. :-)

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Date: 27 Apr 2015 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

I think it was a great chapter, but when Edward screamed at her to not fucking do that, I think that was a little out of character for a Dom in his first session with a sub. His responsibility is to teach her, not scream at her. He should maintain control of his temper, or he could easily hurt her. Him screaming at her doesn't exactly denote control of his temper. 

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Date: 09 May 2015 Title: Chapter 16: Chapter 16

Great chapter, Clo. Thanks for sharing your talent. :-)

Summary:

Bound and Dangerous

 

 

 

Sequel to Bound to Family.  A continuing story of Don Edward Cullen and Donna Isabella Volutri-Cullen as they begin their new adventures in combining two power crime families together, while exploring their Dominant/submissive relationship in Master Edward's playroom.  Can they keep their families safe, their relationship safe, or will outside forces tear it apart?

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Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Action, Erotica, Family
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Action-Adventure, Dominance and submission
Series: Stories I've Already read, Stories I've read, Bound
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 90815 Read Count: 229369
[Report This] Published: 09 Aug 2015 Updated: 19 Mar 2016
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 10 Aug 2015 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I'm so happy you decided to expand the Bound story. Thank you so much for doing this.

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Date: 20 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23

Okay, that was just mean!!!!

Tie the Knot by Payton79 Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 372]
Summary: Past Featured Story

 

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Banner made by heartfortwilight

 

 

 


Statistics say arranged marriages have a better chance at lasting. Is that still true if the couple is chosen by a group of experts and married on TV with at least one partner in it for the wrong reasons?

 


A lost bet, the promise of money and a stranger for a bride. Will confirmed bachelor Edward Masen find a match made in heaven or hell?

 


~Inspired by the show Married at First Sight~

fs

 


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read, Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 27 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 117195 Read Count: 55452
[Report This] Published: 21 Dec 2015 Updated: 26 Jan 2017
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 05 Jan 2016 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2 - The Best Laid Plans ...

Oh wow. Can't wait for the next chapter. I wonder what Bella's backstory is and if it's as similar to Edward's as her answer to the sexologist. 



Author's Response: Thanks so much for reading and reviewing. You'll get most of Bella's backstory in the next two chapters and her reasons for participating in the show as well. See you Monday with chapter 3.

Summary: Past Featured Story

 

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Dr. Edward Masen is in for a surprise when his best friend and fellow colleague Dr. Carlisle Cullen invites him out to spend an evening with him at an exclusive member's only club. What Edward does not know, is that the club caters to a select few who share in a unique fetish within a certain lifestyle choice. He meets a brave little girl named Bella Swan who is more than happy to pull him into her world and introduce him to the wonderful lifestyle of Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, and Masochism.

 

It is a story about two consenting adults who venture into the relationship of a Dominant Daddy/little girl.  

 

If you do not fully understand the dynamics of this type of lifestyle I can only inform you that this story has nothing to do with incest, nor are the characters role playing / age playing in any way. It is a relationship where they practice total power exchange in and out of the bedroom on a 24/7 basis.  

 

If any of what you have read so far freaks you out in any way, then I must warn you now...this story may not be for you.

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 23 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 35176 Read Count: 172103
[Report This] Published: 02 Mar 2016 Updated: 28 May 2016
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 10 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 11

Right up until Bella said how good it felt, I forgot about how good it felt when my milk would let down. My ex and I never considered having him drink from them ... but I bet it would feel REALLY good during sex. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 06 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

I can't wait to see who Edward meets. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 06 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

I'm sensing that this will be the beginning of something big. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 06 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

Poor guy has no idea what hit him, does he? She is truly the one with all the power here and he will just be along for the ride. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 06 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 5: Chapter 5

I am really looking forward to more of this. You are one of the best, Monkey. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 06 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6

I'm not in the BDSM lifestyle, but I'm always interested in people who are. Thank you for giving me a glimpse into what it's like. I've learned a lot through your writing. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 06 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

I have to tell you I shocked myself when I found the idea of DD/ls so intriguing. I am not, nor will I ever be capable of being a serious sub, except for maybe in the bedroom/playroom. The very thought of letting someone have that much control over me enrages me. LOL :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 06 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

And I am so reading it while they re doing it!!! :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 08 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9

I really enjoyed the chapter. I'm looking forward to Edward's response to Bella's question at the end. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 08 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Love it. I hope you update again soon. You spoil us so, giving us two updates in one day. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.



Author's Response:

I am glad you are enjoying it...I love this Edward..hes the ideal Daddy Dom !

Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 11 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Great chapter! I haven't read the original version of this story, so I don't know what is motivating Carlisle here, but I suspect that maybe he lost his wife and daughter in a car accident involving a drunk driver. If that's the case, I feel for him. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 14 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 13: Chapter 13

I'd be all, "NO!!! You can't take away my smut!!!" LOL That was cute. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 17 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 14: Chapter 14

EVERYONE is turned on by the possessive side of you, Edward. That whole MINE thing that you do wrecks more panties than any other thing in the world. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent. 

Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 21 Mar 2016 Title: Chapter 15: Chapter 15

That's right, Daddy Edward. Don't you trust James as far as you could throw him. Don't ever give him the benefit of the doubt! Especially when you're just meeting him. He's usually bad news. :-) 

Summary:

Bound and United

 

Bound and United is the third installment of the Bound Series.  It continues the story of Don Edward and Donna Bella as they fight with their most evil villian yet.  Will they be able to fight death and be joined once more or will they be forever torn apart from each other?

 

Part 3 in the Bound Series

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Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Suspense/Thriller
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Stories I've Already read, Stories I've read, Bound
Chapters: 24 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 76085 Read Count: 184175
[Report This] Published: 09 Apr 2016 Updated: 28 Jan 2017
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed
Date: 24 Jul 2016 Title: Chapter 10: Chapter 10

Damn, you should have had E say, "Thanks so much, Dr. Cockblocker." LOL :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 08 Jul 2016 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8

It is EVER SO WONDERFUL that Roberto got what was coming to him. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.

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Date: 28 Aug 2016 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

Great chapter, Clo. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent. 

Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 03 Jul 2016 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

HA! She stabbed him in the dick! I love it!!!

Summary:

Skin Deep Banner

Some secrets will damage your reputation.  Others will ruin your social life.  But then there are secrets that will change the way the world looks at you, now and forever.  What would Edward be willing to do to keep such a secret?  And who will pay the price?


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 2 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 3367 Read Count: 31094
[Report This] Published: 11 Jul 2017 Updated: 09 Mar 2020
Reviewer: SarcasticBimbo Signed starstarstarstarstar
Date: 11 Jul 2017 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

I love this story and I love that you're letting me pre-read again. :-) Thank you for sharing your talent.