Sequel to 'The Road Not Taken' The universe is a strange and mysterious thing, as Spence is about to explain to JJ.

What would you do if the one person you loved, the one person you trusted, and the only happiness you had ever known, left you alone and heartbroken? Leah Clearwater had the answer to that. Screw you world! I'm out! Rated M for language and dark tones.

Prelude: Tears welled up in my eyes. I didn't care if I was branded a sissy for life. How could I not cry? I was watching my sister die. Panic. Complete and utter panic. She was dying, and I couldn't do a thing about it. I was helpless. This completely sucked.

When Penelope receives devastating news about the team, she turns to a very unexpected person for comfort. But how will the others react when the find out the strange bedfellows she's made and how will she react to them?

Dr. Sheldon Lee Cooper has always said he has no use for human contact or "coitus". But how does he know? 

When Garcia becomes friends with Morgan's girlfriend, she has to make a decision about her life. AN: I don't own Criminal Minds. CBS does and they do a great job with it! Sorry, I couldn't figure out how to put in chapters, so it's a complete story.

Aaron Hotchner returns home after another long case and tries to find a reason for why he still does his job. 

Edward is the vampire who is forever seventeen and Jasper is the time travelling human he eventually marries. 

"It seems neither of us could keep our promise." Edward smiled sitting cross legged in front of me. He was dressed in his uniform looking as handsome as they day I last saw him.

"I tried, Edward." I whispered looking up into his green eyes. "I've missed you."

He smiled reaching his hand out for mine. "I've missed you to my love."

"Are you here to take me to heaven?" I asked knowing that was the only option if he was here.

He nodded his head sadness in his eyes. "Yes."

"Will I get to stay with you?"

He smiled and squeezed my hand gently as he pulled me to my feet. "Yes."

For the first time I felt something other than emptiness. It had been awhile but I knew the things I was feeling were joy, love and hope. Thing's I had avoided my whole life. I looked down at myself and saw I had the body of a 19 year old, I was wearing the clothes I'd worn the day I said goodbye to my soldier and my hair was no longer grey, it was a rich chocolate brown.

I looked back at the old lady sleeping peacefully in her 9 thousand dollar bed, and knew she had had enough of this world. She wanted to go home to her soldier, she wanted to know real love and hope for a future that could have them together always.

"I'm ready." I said looking back at Edward. "Take me home, soldier."

A few words. A few looks. A few touches. They gave me more than I ever thought possible. Thank you, stranger. AH. *1st place Judges' vote, 3rd place Public vote, Best Use of Secret & the What Happens Next Award in the 'Twilight Post Secret Challenge'.*

Jasper gives Edward a very special present for his 29th birthday. o/s SLASH

Stress causes an overwhelmed JJ to take an unexpected course of action.  This was written for ilovetvalot for all of the wonderful smut that she's given to me and also because April has been declared JJ/Rossi Smut Month for her.

Bella Swan makes her living matching up San Diego's singles. Edward Cullen is her newest client and biggest challenge so far. How many dates will Edward have before Bella realizes she's his perfect match? BxE/AH/OOC/silliness/mature themes 

Edward Cullen has survived for years drinking the blood of the dregs of society.  He longs for something different, the blood of an innocent.  Enter Bella Swan.  Will desire for her overrule desire for her blood or will he take both?  All EPOV.  Starts darker, quickly turns humorous.  Language, lemons and some violence.

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A Paul imprint story with my o/c. Different from twilight. Some characters won't be present, and some will be developed the way I see them, not as they were seen in the sage. Give it a shot! Read, review, and enjoy.

It's Mary's first day at the office and she's receiving mysterious emails from the boss. But what happens when they get stuck in an elevator? AH story. Rated M for lemons. Collaboration with LissyLock.

While running from her problems, Bella discovers that when you stand still for just a moment, you may find what you're looking for.

The girls take Bella on an extended vacation to show her that life is worth living, just as the guys take Edward on a vacation. What happens when they all meet and see what destiny has in store for them? Some fun in the sun and a bit of drama thrown in.

Sisters, Alice and Bella are worried over their sick father. Bella takes it upon herself to travel through the woods to see Zafrina, the witch. She will be sent on a quest to prove her worthiness to save her father. Along the way, Bella will find herself bargaining favors with ogres (Emmett), elves (Carlisle) and even fairies (Edward)...which one will win her heart? Consider yourself warned that this will be an ADULT fairytale!

Hotch and Rossi discuss a life choice Rossi faces. Pre-series.

Will they accept each other? Or will they fight what is inevitable… Both the same yet so very different, one a hot head the other calm and collected… can opposites attract? (This is a few weeks after she slapped Paul and before she jumps off a cliff).

These little trysts had started not too long ago. She thinks maybe it had only been about a week or so since they'd begun. She's not really all that sure. It was all one big blur. Klonnie, Tyler!Klaus, and some teeny hints of Tonnie.

Jasper has been dreaming about Dr Cullen for months now. One night he finds himself locked up in the lab during a city wide black out. Jasper's heart flutters when he realizes he is not alone. If it was up to him, this black out could last for days.

Submitted to Dirty Cheeky Monkeys for the Squeeze My Lemon feature. What do you do when your tropical vacation is being rained out? Find a better way to occupy your time, of course! non-canon J/B, AH

7 year old Rensemee is the worlds most spoiled child. Edward and Bella have had enough of her sassiness. Edward decides to spank her. Now Renesmee is afraid and wants nothing to do with him. Can Edward win the trust of his little girl back?

Edward wants to spend the rest of his life with Bella. Will she agree with him?

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Edward a recovering sex addict and he opens a tattoo shop.

The new Artist he brings in to work with him is not what he

exspected will things work out, can he make things work,

Will love find a way.....

BETA'D BY RAH07890

This is the earliest story in my UE canon,written for the FAJD. In 1921,Edward left Carlisle to rebel. This is the catalyst to his departure. Ed's pov, featuring Carlisle, Esme & later Bella. o/t *

Emmett drags Bella along to find the perfect anniversary gift for Rose, only nothing goes as planned. Cannon couples. o/s

Hermione didn't know pleasure could become so much pain...The first in a series of side stories from The Enigma of Life. Very dark...

It is 1943 and WW II is devastating Europe. Edward Masen is a 23 years old American parachutist sent by the OSS on a secret mission, meant to help the partisans fighting the Nazis in Northern Italy. There he meets a girl concealing a terrible secret. They fall passionately in love and plan to marry as soon as Italy is liberated. However, while going back to the Allied lines and trying to reach Anzio, where the Anglo American forces are struggling to break through Germans’ opposition, Edward finds his nemesis, in the form of two Volturi warriors.

Edward becomes a newborn vampire, fierce, desperate and bloodthirsty. Will he succumb forever to his inner monster or will he be able to recover at least some of his lost humanity? Will he see his love again and resist the urge to kill her?

The Parachutist got second place in the Shimmer Awards 2011 as Outstanding Story

After spending 7 years in prison, Edward gets a new start in the fishing village of Corea, Maine. Can a little girl and her mom, Bella, see beyond his past and can they all find love again...or will the ocean swallow them whole?

An elderly Edward Cullen tells his grandchildren the story of how he met their grandmother, Isabella Swan, in the summer of 1976.

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-Winner: 3rd Place, Best Romance One-Shot, The Eclipse Awards-
-Nominated: Favorite Tiny Fic, The 2013 TwiFic Fandom Awards-

AH/AU, OOC Bella is a famous actress and Edward is a host of a late night talk show. What do they whisper to each other when they greet each other on stage?

Bella & Edward were about to start their lives together, but on the fateful day in 1861 when North Carolina secedes & they find themselves separated by a war that is fought in their own backyards as she is left to hold their way of life together.

Bella is a powerful telekinetic, escaped from a government research facility. With her is Edward, her guardian angel, sent to earth to protect her. Can they find safety? Can Bella love this extraordinary creature? OOC/AU, Rated M.

Sorry thing it was that fell out of your hands,

But then you take me in your arms and become the Good Samaritan.

Time flies by like planes above and worries me to death,

‘Cause I lose you more and more with every breath.

A tale of Isabella and her perfect love.

Bella, a college student, has had a crush on her friend's brother for awhile. Watch and see what happens as Alice decides to set up a date between her friend and brother.

Being a Knight of the Round Table is a great honor.  But in this story, things are not always what they seem.  Join your favorite Twilight characters as they discover lies, truths, deception, betrayals and love all in the court of Camelot.  Canon and non-canon couples.  Humans and witches, wizards, dragons, immortals, etc.  Various POVs.    

(Banner above by the amazing Mehek18 for thetwilightawards.com)

Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments and soul mates.

Bella's twenty-fifth high school reunion brings her back to Forks to face the memories and the man she left behind so long ago.

While writing EPOV of the Twilight Saga I always go back to Edward's past, in journal entries or thoughts. I have long believed Edward's Catholic upbringing and faith made him who he is so this delves into that and shows us what his life would have been like had he met Isabella Swan in 1918, Chicago.

Thanks to @UNF4Rob for the fantastic banner she made for That Boy, which was donated to Fandom4Floods.

Sookie realizes that breaking the blood bond with Eric was a mistake. She plans to show him just what he means to her for Christmas. (My Secret Santa Fic for Vilannh!)

When Carlisle's coven of females is threatened by an interloper, Carlisle's instincts run away with him as he teaches his rival a lesson he'll never forget. Very OOC. Graphic. Heed warnings inside. For the TwiKinkFest.

It’s all I have left of you, this guitar and my memories. How I’ve stained it with my tears over losing you and living in my memories of us and the love we had. A love and life that was stolen from me, leaving me with only my teardrops on your guitar. This is my entry for the Season of Our Discontent Anonymous Angst Contest.

Bella transfers to the University of Washington her junior year. The incredibly beautiful guy with the coppery-bronze hair is such a jerk when their lives first collide, but they can't ignore the fact that they are drawn to each other. However...Bella has a boyfriend back home and Edward is adamantly unavailable; a horrible experience in his past has made him reluctant to form any attachments or new friendships. But sometimes, when you least expect it, you find something you didn't even know you were looking for; something that will change your life irrevocably and unconditionally.

Lots of humor, tons of romance and occasional angst, featuring a rather nosy and intrusive Emmett, Rose, Jasper and Alice. Add a potential stalker into the mix to stir things up. Top it all off with undeniable sexual tension and eventually some very hottt sexy-times.

A big round of applause for Z-21 and Twi-Holoic for the amazing banners! *clap, clap, clap, clap, clap*

The Perfect Girl Outtake.

Rosalie was born to be the future Queen of Volterra and her younger brother, Edward, was the spare. It all changed when two of their closest friends fell in love right before their eyes. RPOV/EPOV.

Written for the Fandom 4 L&LS Compilation

WINNER OF THE 24HR SMUTMAS CHALLENGE!!

Edward has always had it bad for sweet and innocent Bella, but avoided her due to his kinky nature. This Christmas could change it all when Bella surprised him with an extra special gift. Merry Christsmut! AH EPOV. Written for the 24 Xmas oneshot contest.

Bella just can't stop thinking about Mr. Masen. What happens when Mr. Masen finds out?

Edward is drawn to the mystery the new girl presents, but not as much as he is drawn to her blood. Unforeseen consequences await his decision to claim her as his prey. Canon but slightly OOC

Bella eventually moved on with her life after Edward left and never returned. Seven years have passed and she is now a teacher. When she starts her newest teaching assignment destiny intervenes to reunite them. Now she is faced with new challenges and decisions. Canon pairings. (Warnings: Violence/Mild strong language/Adult situations)

NB: I will be posting the EPOV (Student Liaison) alongside this as much as possible. The full version of Teachers Pet is on fanfiction.net but that will be the watered down version - this one will be complete with outtakes in place.