Penname: OzellaMarie [Contact] Real name:
Member Since: 22 Jul 2011
Membership status: Member
Bio:

I am a 35 year old single mother of 3 awesome kids. They drive me crazy and keep me grounded all at the same time. Go figure! I have a foul mouth and would probably get rich by using the swear jar! I love to write. It allows me to escape and venture into things I normaly wouldn't do in real life. I have made some really good friends through FF, and I treasure them dearly. I love my life, love my children, and I am so happy that I am able to share my wacky sense of humor with all of you!


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Stories by OzellaMarie
Sperm Donor Wanted by OzellaMarie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 1368] New!
Summary: Past Featured Story

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Banner by Kyndall Viscia

What do you do when your biological clock is ticking? Uh? You hit up your best friend's brother for 'donations'.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: To Read, To Read (Geddy), Lilyellacullens want to read list!, Dumbi's Most Wanted
Chapters: 123 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 50937 Read Count: 379568
[Report This] Published: 31 May 2012 Updated: 21 Jun 2017
Safe Harbor by OzellaMarie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 57]
Summary:

After receiving unsettling news, Bella Swan has found herself in the small, quiet town of Safe Harbor, and the daunting task of saying goodbye to the only man she ever loved. But what happens when a secret threatens what she thought was true love and another walks into her life promising forever?

A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor-Hurt-Comfort HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 8576 Read Count: 3418
[Report This] Published: 04 Aug 2016 Updated: 04 Sep 2016
Summary:

I'm not a nerd. I'm just "allergic" to anything illegal, life threatening and unintelligent. I love being at home, reading my books and writing my fan fiction stories. It brings me joy, and anything else is just irrelevant as far as I'm concerned, including men. Well, that was until he walked into my life. A/H Edward/Bella Romance-Humor HEA Mature Content and Strong Language.


Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 2153 Read Count: 1488
[Report This] Published: 08 Aug 2016 Updated: 11 Aug 2016
Orange Crush by OzellaMarie Rated: NC-17 starstarstarstarstar [Reviews - 28]
Summary:

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Bella Swan's life is turned upside down when a hunky new guy moves in next door. Will she be able to handle 'Sex on Legs'? Or will he think she's a complete fruit cake? 

Edward/Bella/Drabble/Romance/Humor

 


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 9 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3003 Read Count: 5025
[Report This] Published: 10 Aug 2012 Updated: 12 Nov 2013
Summary:

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. But, what happens when life throws you a bad-boy biker, an uptight neighbor, and a couple of kids? You cross your fingers and hope for the best! AH-Rated 'M'.

Beta: Sunflower Fanfiction


Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 30357 Read Count: 13327
[Report This] Published: 01 Jul 2012 Updated: 17 Aug 2012