Beautiful, terminally ill, Yolanda is abandoned by her partner to die in the woods near Forks, but is stumbled upon by Rosalie and Emmett while out hunting.  The kind-hearted Cullen family take this former journalist under their protection & care; see how she learns what they are and that there really are vampires in this world.  Her story plays out in a way she could never have imagined. 

What would you do if you discovered vampires truly existed?  What if you were offered immortality? What if a chance encounter brought you the love you had always dreamed of?

All your Cullen family favourites are very much involved in this story.  An Irish vampire comes calling to add a new twist to Cullen life. 

This is in essence a love story, mostly told from Yolanda's POV as a newcomer to the world of vampires.  Sometimes the story is told from the perspective of one of the others as they watch her adapt to her surroundings. 

Plenty of erotic moments contained in the story for the gorgeous Yolanda you see pictured in the banner.

Story rated for explicit lemony scenes and language and dark issues.
It has been migrated across from the FanFiction site and is now complete.

“Is she even alive, Emmett? I can’t hear a heartbeat from here.”  Rosalie stood there, hands on hips, glaring at me as if it was my fault we had stumbled upon a body in the woods. She clicked her tongue impatiently.

We’d been out for a couple of hours hunting and making out gloriously and lustily in the bracken. When the day had started, bright and early, I’d never imagined it would take this turn of events. Vampires don’t like surprises.

She was born special and had a destiny that could change the world.  She is the Keeper! He will be the Overseer!  Together they try to save the Cullen's and restore the balance.

What if Jake wasn’t out hunting the day Bella jumped off the cliff? What if no one knew what she was planning? Will someone find her in time or will they be too late to save her? New Moon AU Cannon Pairings.

The story of Alice and Jasper's life together. A songfic based on The Gambler by fun. AH/AU
Rated for sexual content.

For all those who enjoy Edward's inner ramblings when he is stone. Here is an account of his cheeky, sarcastic take on Bella's butt naked chase through the castle!

Bella Swan is in love with her best friend's boyfriend. When given the chance to have him will she take him? Or will she be the friend we all know and love? Adult Themes Written for Mskathy's Haiti Relief Author Compilation One-Shot

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*Please Note:  I have re-posted this story as it did not post properly the first time.  Enjoy:)

Just then, the door opened, surprisingly fast. The most dangerous, most beautiful boy that the girls had ever seen was standing there. The little scouts' knobby knees started to shake. They stood on the stoop, speechless, with eyes round as dinner plates.

One shot story in the same canon as my 'Unforeseen Events' series.  Rated T, but the series will eventually be NC-17 as it progresses.

Pre-Twilight.

Edward convinces Bella, his Honors Bio lab partner to help him with an extra credit project that will help him with his med-school aspirations.  Agreeing, she soon finds her time taken over by her gorgeous and ambitious classmate. AH/AU/CANNON/OOC Winner of Honorable Mention for tying 4th Place in Twi-High Anonymous One-Shot Contest!

Romance blooms at the Washington State fair for two young people.  Can love be found on a carnival ride?  AU/AH  LEMON ALERT!

This is an outtake to read along with Chapter 16 of my story Dealing With The Kangaroo. It's from Charlie's POV and it takes place in the hospital after he shoved Jacob out of the room.

Frustrated student Bella has a big problem. She lost BOB and he's being held in the lost and found, in RA Edward's room. Can Allice and Rose help Bella recover her BOB without sacrificing her dignity?

Comic Smut

A creature of darkness plans on finding vengeance for her creation on Halloween night. Rated M for graphic themes.

Bella's first trip to England at Christmas isn't exactly a Dickens novel, especially when her host family's son seems to hate her guts. 

Nominated in the Indie Awards for Best 'Love Conquers All' One-Shot.

Having had his heart broken four years ago, Edward Cullen became an arsehole, an evil Christmas Scrooge…

But what happens, when on one Christmas Eve, an unexpected visitor comes to show him the error of his ways and that things aren’t always what they appear...? Is it too late for Edward to make things right and to save his soul?

Based on the song "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Judy Garland (from the movie ‘Meet Me in St. Louis’).

Rated 'M' only for language.

For Vixen1836, happy birthday! A teensy tiny bit of a crack fic. AU, rated M for all the right reasons.

A surprise trip to the beach brings back memories for both Bella and Edward and turns their trip into something even better. M for a reason

Sequal to Worshiping Kismet. Through Edward's rebelious stage he comes to the realization that he needs to see Carlisle again. M, Slash, Carlisle and Edward.

Collab between LadyInBlue6 and Rosette-Cullen; A night of dancing and tame experiences turns into a wild ride.

The seasonal obligation of finding a tree turns into much more. One-shot, ExB smut, smut, smutty holiday gift for dvorndran

Tis the season! Bella and Edward are left alone during the busy holiday season, a moment to exchange a gift may be a perfect release for the pain. One-shot, Lemon, ExB

Set in Newmoon, Edward hears the news of his beloveds death. How will he make his decision to carry on? One-shot.

Bella's last few months as a human mean everything to Edward. Her health is his top priority, so it would only make sense that he took it into his own hands. ExB Sexy doctor smut.

Edward catches Bella is a very compromising situation, which leads to a bit more than simple voyeurism. ExB Smut, Smut, Smut... but very fun smut.

Edward and Bella experience romance on their on own personal paradise. Breaking Spoilers. Rated M for a reason.

Another shopping trip with Alice proves to be enjoyable for both Jasper and Alice. Smut, AxJ

Physical ailments are unknown to those who are vampires, but what of the subconscious and mental illness? Rated for rape, and by someone everyone will hate me for. ExB Second and final chapter added!

It's hot in Forks and Bella is suffering. Luckily, Bella's got her own person freezer. Will some boundaries be dropped? For my Summer Plague entry.

"It was on this, the day of my beloved's death, that I stood unsure." Experience the pain of the kiss of death that Edward lays upon his angel. Feel the pain as the venom devours her senses.

Set in newmoon. Edward and Bella are on the flight back from Voltera. After discussing matters, they find themselves sharing more than they intended. Rated M for a reason.

For daddys little cannibal's contest. Emmett, Edward and Bella all play a simple game of truth or dare. Not very cliche, rated for some innuendos, but nothing too bad.

Warning! This piece of literature contains scenes not appropriate to people who are subject sensitive. Be warned. Edward has a fantasy that Bella's willing to fulfill.

Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon

The title explains it all. Alice and Bella are tired of being denied by their men, so they take it into their own hands.

While Jacob's working on his car, Bella's having other ideas. BxJ lemon

To Esme, Carlisle means the world. The only reason to keep living eternity. CxE

A mature one shot with Emmette Rosalie.

When Bella goes to visit Jacob, they both get something neither one expects. While Edward's away, Bella will play. JxB

This is the story of Edward and Bella's night after their wedding. Lemon. ExB

He thought his life was over when the bear loomed over him. Not in a thousand years had he expected a golden haired angel to rescue him.

After an argument, Edward decides to change Bella in the heat of the moment while making love to her in the meadow.  Canon OOC one shot.  Lemon!

Edward Cullen is a medical student in late 1920's Berlin, living a quiet life with his wife, but they occasionally get up to "mischief". AU/OOC/Canon/Non-canon pairings. MATURE for adult themes,genderbending,lemons.

In the early hours of dawn, a husband finally returns to his newly-wed wife. After two weeks of longing, only cotton separates them now. Prompted one-shot written to celebrate Ninapolitan's birthday. Happy Birthday, Nina! E/B. AH/AU. RATED M. BPOV.

Isabella Swan is forced to seek out protection from the very family that abandoned her a century ago.  How will the love of her life react in finding her alive and well after one hundred years of believing she was dead.

**Written as a One-Shot/ My Entry for Darkward Vamp Contest**

An exploration of timeless, unrequited love for the Officer and a Gentleman Contest. After years of war and unrequited love, a WWII-era Infantryman returns from the front, reuniting with the only girl he ever wanted.  RATED M. AU/AH. E/B.

Entry and Judge's Selection Winner for PPSS Officer and a Gentleman Contest.

A Secret Santa I wrote for Corinne 22. Based loosely off of a brutal rape that took place in fall of '09. Delving into Rose's mind to see it from her pov as her innocence is stolen from her. AH AU BEWARE RAPE

What happens when some of the Edward’s meet? Let’s take a gander! More inside! AU Also it helps if you have read some of the stories that are aforementioned.

Outtake from my story, The Slap.

The threesome that occurs between Jacob, Bella and Paul between chapters seven and eight.

Please read that before you read this, it'll make so much more sense that way! Definately not for younger readers.

What if – and I’ll leave the exact circumstance up to the reader’s imagination – Edward had somehow found a way to become human in order to be with Bella, instead of the other way around?  What if Renesmee was a normal human child – normal for a prodigy, anyway?  This is just a glimpse at what that life might be like.

Thanks so much to achelle131 for the gorgeous banner!

Jasper is sent as a gift from Mistress Alice. Bella is expecting Jasper but not everything he has planned for her. One giant Lemon! Under 18 not permitted! Vampire Jasper/Human Bella. O/S. AU. Just for fun.

Bella can no long hide behind her intellect when she has a stroke. She can't hide from her childhood love when he shows up back in Forks, either.