Date: 05 Jul 2021 4:02 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
We miss you!!!
Date: 09 Dec 2018 2:05 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
OMG!! I Love this and I am dying for more!! ;)
Date: 07 Dec 2018 9:20 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
I love this!! I love that she has Dazed and Confused listed twice! LOL ;)
Date: 07 Dec 2018 11:10 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
OMG!! I can't wait to read more of this story!! ;)
Date: 26 Feb 2018 2:33 AM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
i love. love. love this story...well all of your stories...hope you find time to update soon!!!
Date: 29 Apr 2017 5:40 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
Love this story
[Report This]Date: 14 Apr 2017 9:23 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
I have a feeling that attending school and putting up with 'teenage hormones' is gonna be a challenge for Edward, especially when he starts 'seeing' what the other young males visualize about his B.
Sherry
Date: 10 Apr 2017 7:49 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
Thank you...ztill loving this!
Xx T
[Report This]Date: 10 Apr 2017 2:14 AM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
I just found this story and am so loving it.
Date: 08 Apr 2017 10:09 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
πππππ can't wait to see how the new hottie handles it all
[Report This]Date: 08 Apr 2017 1:19 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
Edward is going to hear more than he can even fathom!!
[Report This]Date: 08 Apr 2017 12:25 PM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
I'm wondering how long edward will be a gentlemen around bella ?
[Report This]Date: 07 Apr 2017 3:27 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
Love your story can't wait to read more.
Date: 07 Apr 2017 1:46 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
Woooooo Hoooooo <3
[Report This]Date: 07 Apr 2017 12:05 PM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
:)
Date: 07 Apr 2017 11:56 AM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
love it...
i do worry for edward since he is such
a gentleman how he will effectively
thwart all of those girls who will certainly
try to go after him no matter whether bella
is with him....i hope he is very successful and
is not so gentlemanly in getting rid of those girls
even rudely for some...ahh then we have jake...
please dont follow the book and make him such a good
friend of bella...i hate that in spite of the man she loves
having problems with it, she continues to be very close
with jake ...always wondered how she would feel if edward
had such a close friendship with a girl who loves him??
ty for writing...cant wait for more!
Date: 07 Apr 2017 10:07 AM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
School will be fun. Bella and Edward will have to have sexy time soon so they don't go crazy
Date: 07 Apr 2017 9:23 AM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
Esme is having so much fun doing human things lol. Edward is going to have to pull back a bit wanting to take care of Bella he is so sweet and love her so much.
Date: 07 Apr 2017 6:17 AM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!
[Report This]Date: 07 Apr 2017 5:48 AM Title: Chapter 7 helpful advice
Glad they are talking things out. LOL for Alice and Rose running with B. Aww for Esme and her lunches.
Date: 05 Apr 2017 12:13 PM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
am so enjoying this story...
please, please don't allow the quileutes to force
the cullens/edward to agree not to change bella, esp
since she is edward's mate. that is such an unnecessary
conflict, imo...i never could understand why couldnt the cullens
simply leave with bella and change her elsewhere, ie. europe,
what was stopping them??
as a vampire, she could not appear to her father/family
anyways so i didnot feel this was much of an issue as
everyone seemed to think.
Date: 01 Apr 2017 7:58 AM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
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[Report This]Date: 31 Mar 2017 2:56 PM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
Glad B is bieng patient with him and not biting his head off for his victorian manners. Wonder if Jacob will end up turning. hmmm
Date: 31 Mar 2017 11:58 AM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
I love all the Cullen's so far. Bella could have told Edward differently about her eating habits. I felt like she was chastising him for being him. She knows the kind of man he is, he is concerned for his mate. Pretty sure the other males would have asked the same of their other halfs if they were human. She made it seem he was in he wrong. My husband does just like Edward if I don't eat much at a meal.
Date: 31 Mar 2017 8:50 AM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
Thank you!
I love this story. Xx T
Date: 31 Mar 2017 5:52 AM Title: Chapter 6 Revelations
I loved the chapter. specifically the characterization.
[Report This]Date: 17 Feb 2017 8:10 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Poor Bella, she has so much to learn about vampires and being mated to one. Hehehe.
Interesting that the Cullens were unaware that the police chief is a shapeshifter.
[Report This]Date: 17 Feb 2017 7:33 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
Edward's vocabulary is stilted due to the era he emminates making him seem older than his looks. Correcting that may be Bella's greatest achievement.
[Report This]Date: 17 Feb 2017 7:16 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
I finally understand your Tinkerbell Tanya. Haha. I like her.
Bella has her work cut out for her though.
Edward is adorable.
[Report This]Date: 17 Feb 2017 7:02 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
I'm presuming Edward has been out of society since joining the USSS SPAM team. He only appears when an interrogation was scheduled. He seem locked into the early 1900's by way of dress, his mamners, and his choice in decor.
Tanya as a tiny flying fairy is hilarious, especially one that steals linens.
[Report This]Date: 17 Feb 2017 6:33 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
I found this story on the STARS new story page. I'm glad I decided to give it a read.
The premise is unique, the characters are intriguing, and the energy level propels me to want more.
Well done with the first chapter.
Date: 13 Feb 2017 2:08 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
LOVE IT! MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: 10 Feb 2017 9:03 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
I really like this story and this version of Edward ! Keep up the great work !
[Report This]Date: 10 Feb 2017 6:55 AM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
So the bird is something too. I guess a different kind of shape shifter?
[Report This]Date: 10 Feb 2017 3:08 AM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Interesting little twist. Looking forward to more.
Sherry
[Report This]Date: 09 Feb 2017 11:33 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Love your story can't wait to read more.
Date: 08 Feb 2017 8:50 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Of course Emmett is a jokester. Jake as the police chief??? that's different. Hopefully he doesn't cause too much trouble
Date: 08 Feb 2017 2:41 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Thank you
Great story. Xx T
[Report This]Date: 07 Feb 2017 8:23 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Absolutely loved the chapter! I love how Bella already feels get connection with Edward and that they both care for one another! Hope you update soon!
Date: 07 Feb 2017 7:37 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Love it why cant they smell Jacob? Love there new family.
[Report This]Date: 07 Feb 2017 4:13 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
Interesting way to tell their story
Date: 06 Feb 2017 11:48 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Such a great chapter can't wait to read how the family reacts to Edward news on Jacob post soon
[Report This]Date: 06 Feb 2017 10:18 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
Interesting storyline
Date: 06 Feb 2017 2:57 PM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
Really interesting chap!
cant wait for more :)
[Report This]Date: 06 Feb 2017 11:51 AM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
:)
Date: 06 Feb 2017 4:25 AM Title: Chapter 5 - unexpected guests
love the chapter! well written, just the right amount of detail and mystery. I love the character development so far. thank you
Date: 27 Jan 2017 12:08 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
Love this chapter !
I hope you update soon :)
[Report This]Date: 16 Dec 2016 8:11 AM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
Thanks good chapters
Date: 14 Dec 2016 11:25 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
OMG thank you so much for this update. I am impatiently waiting for the next one.
Date: 14 Dec 2016 8:06 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
Good list. I've not seen all of them but a good variety
Date: 14 Dec 2016 3:42 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
Love the movie list yes I have seen them all and more than once lol. Carlisle and Esme are so cute and consideret love them. Edward is a forward thinker he thinks lol.
[Report This]Date: 14 Dec 2016 10:44 AM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
I was surprised twilight wasn't on the list. I have to say i don't think i ever want this story to end. No pressure!
[Report This]Date: 14 Dec 2016 10:30 AM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
I can't tell you enough how much i love this story!
[Report This]Date: 14 Dec 2016 10:05 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
This was really cute & sweet!
[Report This]Date: 14 Dec 2016 9:45 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
I had only planned to read the first chapter becuase i didn't think this was my cup of tea. Your writing has changed my mind! I love this concept!
[Report This]Date: 14 Dec 2016 1:27 AM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
lol I really want to see Bella 'drive' Edward around.
Sherry
Date: 13 Dec 2016 5:46 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
Love Bella and her independence ways...they're going to drive Edward a little crazy :)
[Report This]Date: 13 Dec 2016 4:04 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
:)
Date: 13 Dec 2016 3:50 PM Title: Chapter 4 a soft landing
So excited to see that you posted another chapter I hope to read more soon
Date: 13 Dec 2016 3:12 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
<3
Date: 13 Dec 2016 2:42 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
This is GREAT!!
Date: 15 Aug 2016 5:14 AM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
Please update
Date: 18 May 2016 4:02 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
lol assimilation is going to be very difficult I can bet. Aww for Bella taking care of him though
Date: 18 May 2016 3:53 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
oooh He's been spying on her. She's not going to like that very much
Date: 16 May 2016 7:23 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
Interesting and original idea. Looking forward to reading the next chapters
Date: 10 May 2016 5:25 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
That was so funny! And adorable too. I love this Edward. Can't wait to see what's next.
Date: 10 May 2016 6:18 AM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
Edward is so darn cute love him.
Date: 10 May 2016 3:38 AM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
I think he's going to need some heavy duty "assimilation " work to bring him up to the present ! Very cool story so far ! Keep up the great work !
Date: 10 May 2016 1:01 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
he is so sweet and he knows she is his mate
[Report This]Date: 09 May 2016 7:43 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
Edward is quite the character. Bella may have her hands full with him.
Sherry
Date: 09 May 2016 6:44 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
Sounds very cool
Date: 09 May 2016 3:49 AM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
LOVE THIS,SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!
Date: 08 May 2016 10:02 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
He so has given me a smile can't wait for the next post
Date: 08 May 2016 8:07 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
This is just lovely
Looking forward to more!
Thank you for sharing your story with us
T
Date: 08 May 2016 7:25 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
I think we all like this Edward so much because he's so sweetly old-fashioned! Bella will have her hands full bringing him into the twenty-first century! Tanya did help a little, after she and Bella decided to be friends!
[Report This]Date: 08 May 2016 6:19 PM Title: Chapter 3 - assimilate this
:)
Date: 06 May 2016 7:27 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
OMG! I love this so much! Please,please continue with this great story. I can't wait until the next update.I beg of you to post all the chapters and not abandon it please. Thank you so much. LOVE YA
Date: 03 May 2016 2:24 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
I would love to have gentle man who is also a strong man! Looking forward to more.
[Report This]Date: 01 May 2016 3:19 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
Love it !Love your story so far can not wait to read more.
Date: 01 May 2016 3:06 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
Amazing story loved ir
Date: 30 Apr 2016 11:31 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
Bless his unbeating heart, why would he ever have been"modernized", if his existence and work have always been secret? The apartment sound as id they made him comfortable all these years by replicating what he grew up with! He almost slipped a couple of times but didn't give away the real reason for Bella's presence in his life!
Date: 30 Apr 2016 8:22 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
I love the old fashioness of Edward I hope that stays when it's just him and Bella alone.
Date: 30 Apr 2016 4:19 PM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
*sigh* Wish I had a caretaker like that, lol!
Date: 30 Apr 2016 11:44 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
good chapter thankyou
[Report This]Date: 30 Apr 2016 10:01 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
:)
[Report This]Date: 30 Apr 2016 8:34 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
I love how proper Edward is. I think Bella may be a bit pissed she was somewhat tricked into meeting Edward to become his mate under the circumstance.
Sherry
Date: 30 Apr 2016 7:50 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
Very nice! Keep up the great work. Looking cforward to future chapters.
Date: 30 Apr 2016 6:21 AM Title: Chapter 2 - all creatures great and weird
Cuteeeeeeeereee! It's going to be so much fun to see Edward adapt! :)
cant wait for the next chap! I'm loving this story, even tough I'm not usually interested in supernatural fics, I LOVE the plot! :)
[Report This]Date: 30 Apr 2016 1:35 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
I love the premise of your story and can't wait for your first update.
Date: 29 Apr 2016 9:33 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
Look very interesting. Hope you update this often
Date: 28 Apr 2016 2:35 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
I like this story. Can't wait to read chapter 2
Date: 28 Apr 2016 12:13 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
What a truly unique and different start to Bella and Edward! This is going to be fascinating!
[Report This]Date: 27 Apr 2016 7:23 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
I'm very intrigued to where this is going to go. Can't wait for the next update!
Date: 27 Apr 2016 7:28 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
WOW! This sounds really good so far. I can't wait for the next chapter. THANK YOU!
[Report This]Date: 27 Apr 2016 6:20 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
I think I'm gonna enjoy this story. It's different.
Sherry
[Report This]Date: 27 Apr 2016 1:23 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
Thoroughly original and absolutely enjoyable with healthy dashes of intrigue and excitement mixed in. So looking forward to reading more. Thank you.
Date: 27 Apr 2016 1:15 AM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
Clever. I like it and will continue to read.
Date: 26 Apr 2016 9:32 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
I like it so far . Interesting premise !
Date: 26 Apr 2016 8:56 PM Title: Chapter 1 - Welcome to SPAM Ms Swan
This looks intriguing. Thanks :)