Date: 15 Jul 2010 10:18 PM Title: Chapter 26-Second Chances
You know, him smelling her should be really creapy, but when Edward does it, it's just hot!
[Report This]Date: 15 Jul 2010 10:16 PM Title: Chapter 25-Place Your Bets
Taking bets on Edward's sex life is just wrong. Fucking hilarious, but wrong.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 10:15 PM Title: Chapter 24-Testing Boundaries
My favorite part was the banter between Rose and Edward.
"Bend over wench."
"Bite me virgin."
Perfect lines!
Date: 15 Jul 2010 10:13 PM Title: Chapter 23-Reconnections
OMG! Edward is never going to live down that little incident in the bathroom, is he?
Date: 15 Jul 2010 5:31 AM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
Rolling with laughter and a huge horn dog factor right about now. Loved this chapter!
[Report This]Date: 15 Jul 2010 5:26 AM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
I think Emmett should offer lessons to every man in the world!!! That was a pretty hot chapter considering no one was getting any. ;)
[Report This]Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:58 AM Title: Chapter 21-Operation Cunnilingus
OMG! I am dying! This chapter was fucking fantastic! I have to agree with the family, this is a serious short coming on Julian's part and a perfect window for Edward to jump through...mouth first of course. ;)
Author's Response:
Mouth first...lol. I'm glad you liked the chapter. And I, along with most women, would agree!
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:46 AM Title: Chapter 20-Double Dating with Vampires
LMAO! Everyone's thoughts were hilarious!!! I love how Edward jumped in to offer to take Bella on the trip and Julian instantly said No. Someone may not be as sure of his position after all.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:32 AM Title: Chapter 19-Wicked Games
So, Bella doesn't want Edward (or at least wants Julian more for the time being), but she doesn't want him with anyone else? Seems like the jealosy cuts both ways. I wonder how she will deal with it.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:29 AM Title: Chapter 18-One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
Poor Bella. I don't envy her having to choose between a man she knows loves her and the one who left.
Please tell me Tanya is not going to be an issue? Tanya is always a medling bitch in so many of these stories.
Author's Response:
Hopefully you will be pleasantly surprised with Tanya in this one! Let me know what you think. I'm really enjoying all ofyour reviews.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:27 AM Title: Chapter 17-Fall
Oh My God! The whole CFM conversation was awesome. Esme and Carlisle are a couple of little minx aren't they???
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:26 AM Title: Chapter 16-Research
Emmett's own sex shop? No one could do it better!
[Report This]Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:25 AM Title: Chapter 15-Bella's Toys
LMAO! Bella showed him her nipples and he actually remained standing? I am shocked! Oh and Esme is too funny for words! This was an excellent chapter.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:24 AM Title: Chapter 14-The Road to Hell....
That was kind of sad. Does anyone else want to take Edward out back and smack him around? She is basically saying she will be his if only he will change her. But he won't. Idiot.
I can't believe she still wants to be a vampire now that she has a chance at a life with Julian. Does she even love him?
Author's Response:
Nic: If you really want to know what Bella is thinking, there is an outtake in her POV that covers some of these early chapters. It is the first chapter of HOW TO WIN BACK OUTTAKES, a separate story posted here.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:20 AM Title: Chapter 13-Over My Already Dead Body
I really love Emmett! He calls it like he sees it.
Damn, Edward is a slow learner. It has taken him this whole time to finally realize that Bella is no angel. Well, at least he is making progress.
Author's Response:
I'm glad you like Em. He makes a lot of appearances in this story. Don't give up on Edward yet....lol.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:17 AM Title: Chapter 12-Julian Meets The Cullens
Holy shit, I thought Edward was going to kill Julian right in front of Bella. Good thing Emmett was there to get him away. I hope Bella isn't considering signing that contract. It just doesn't seem to fit her new personality. She basically let Edward rule their relationship. I can't see her allowing Julian or anyone else have that kind of control again.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:15 AM Title: Chapter 11-Damn AT&T To Hell
Bella took that better than I expected. I wonder if she really wants Edward back?
[Report This]Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:13 AM Title: Chapter 15-Bella's Toys
OMG. This is hands down the funniest and sexiest story I've read in a long time. You're work is awesome!!
Author's Response:
Bruiser, thanks so much for your kind words. I'm glad you are enjoying it!
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:13 AM Title: Chapter 10-The Plan
Ok, the books were awesome. I can totally picture Edward's face as he was reading the titles.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:11 AM Title: Chapter 9-Since When Does Bella Use the F Word?
I loved the part where Jasper shows Edward that he can give Bella everything that Julian can including a family. And the part about Edward's sexual hang ups was kinda funny.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 4:08 AM Title: Chapter 8-For Her Own Good
Careful Edward, she might bite back now. lol
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:44 AM Title: Chapter 6-Consenting Adults
I love Emmett.
Author's Response:
That's good. He makes a lot of appearances in this story.
[Report This]Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:36 AM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
Okay. I don't know if you intended to write it like that but when Edward says " we have to help her. Bella has been manipulated and victimized by a sexual deviant" I think that's one of the funniest comments I've ever heard.
Author's Response: I'm glad u thought it was funny. If u continue to enjoy this story, please consider voting for it for Besy Comedy at the Vampire awards. Thanks for giving the story a try.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:29 AM Title: Chapter 7--Emmett's Here
I wonder what it is going to take for Edward to understand that he no longer calls the shots where Bella is concerned. Maybe if he had realized that he truly never had that power then he wouldn't be in this position at all. For a smart guy, he is kinda stupid.
Author's Response: I thing when it comes to Bella, edward repeatedly fails to act rationale and s/times that can be funny
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:26 AM Title: Chapter 6-Consenting Adults
I really love Emmett. Everyone always underestimates him, but he always seems to understand the situation pretty damned quickly.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:24 AM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
Oh Edward, he knows so little about the sexual world. I think he might fall over when he finally realizes that Bella likes things a bit less vanilla than the average girl.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:23 AM Title: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
WTF?!? So was he attacking her or were they just getting their freak on?
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:22 AM Title: Chapter 3-Edward Meets Julian
I know this isn't going to be the last time they see each other obviously, but that must have killed Edward to walk away. I like how Julian says 'call us anytime'. He is pretty confident isn't he?
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:20 AM Title: Chapter 2-Of all the Airports in the World....
I like how you are writing this Bella. She is not all weepy and falling all over Edward. And it appears she has been busy in their time apart...who's the guy?
Author's Response: All will be revealed soon. Thx. I don't care for. Bella or edward that is still crying after many years.
Date: 15 Jul 2010 2:18 AM Title: Chapter 1-Georgia on My Mind
Ooooh, I am loving this beginning!
[Report This]Date: 13 Jul 2010 8:26 PM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
phew! I was worried she was pregnant. I didn't know if I could handle that! Luckily it's only flu!!!
Btw, this is getting really good, each chapter is getting more and more intense and oh, when is she going to finally dump Julian? He's kind of becoming a 3rd wheel here!
Amazing story, love it! U know that already tho! X
Author's Response: Another member of the hate julian club? Lol. I think some things will change after this.
Author's Response: Another member of the hate julian club? Lol. I think some things will change after this.
Date: 13 Jul 2010 6:08 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
Good chapter, but I am glad you didn't have her as pregnant.
Author's Response: Sammyjo: thx for reading and reviewing!
Author's Response: Sammyjo: thx for reading and reviewing!
Date: 13 Jul 2010 3:48 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
I really, really don't like Julian... Thanks for finally giving me a real reason! I think I understand why he didn't want children because he obviously didn't have great parents himself but he didn't need to be so harsh with Bella about it. I am officially starting TEAM I HATE JULIAN
Author's Response: Lol. You're not the only member...thanks for reading and reviewing
[Report This]Date: 13 Jul 2010 3:16 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
*raises eyebrow* next chapter
Author's Response: J; thank u for reading and reviewing :)
Date: 13 Jul 2010 3:07 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
That dinner was a complete diaster. I liked the Rosalie part - I could really picture her waving money around trying to buy the baby. lol Kat
Author's Response: There's a funny pic of Rosalie waving money on pg 70 or 71 of the forum. Check it out! Thx for reading and reviewing.
Date: 13 Jul 2010 3:02 AM Title: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
WOW!!!!!!
[Report This]Date: 13 Jul 2010 2:49 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
thanks damn good chapter
Author's Response:
Seeker: Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it.
Date: 13 Jul 2010 2:29 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
Sniff - Prgenant Bella would be nice - A little Eddie would be nice jst not Renesmee what a horrid name
Author's Response:
Thanks Lisa. I'm with you on the Renesmee thing. Was there every a worse name? LOL.
Date: 13 Jul 2010 2:16 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
If Emmett needs any help with the Sex toy empire, let me know. I know Rose isn't much help since she's busy trying to broker an infant.
I see you thwarted my secret plan with Edward again by NOT tearing Dulian limb from limb...
Bella not preggers- *wheeeh*
It ended sweet and there was still some funny :)
Author's Response:
I bet you could help Em...lol. Thanks for reading and reviewing Evie!
Date: 13 Jul 2010 2:15 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
can't wait for more
Author's Response:
Thanks El!
Date: 13 Jul 2010 2:15 AM Title: Chapter 44-Not Again
Drat, I was hoping for Bella to be pregnant with Edward's baby. Both of them would have been ecstatic. I never thought of H1N1 - never crossed my mind. But what's up with Alice and the wrong vision altogether? That's not usually like her to make a mistake like that!!!
Author's Response:
CG: No baby....for now....lol. Alice still getting attuned to Bella after actively blocking visions of her for so long. Sometimes things fall through.
[Report This]Date: 10 Jul 2010 2:37 PM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
O.M.E! What is gonna happen? This is tense, way too tense, I'm hyperventilating! Edward (although he's a vampire) HAS TO BE THE FATHER! I couldn't handle it if the father was Julian! Okay, I need to cool down, breathe in, breathe out. Okay, I think I'm feeling better now, just please don't let Julian be the father, I don't like him and Edward would be PERFECT father material. I'm getting hyped up again so I'll shut up now. CONTINUE WRITING ASAP!
Author's Response:
Thanks...I'm glad to see you so hyped up about the story. I posted a teaser for Chapter 44 on the forum. I hope you read the outtake (chapter 4) of Thanksgiving dinner. I'm hoping Chapter 44 will be posted tomm.
[Report This]Date: 10 Jul 2010 5:26 AM Title: Chapter 3-Edward Meets Julian
I'm dying to see how he gets to the point of trying to win her back. Excellent job. ;)
Author's Response:
Thanks for giving the story a try TexasTwilight. I hope you continue to enjoy!
[Report This]Date: 10 Jul 2010 5:19 AM Title: Chapter 2-Of all the Airports in the World....
Uh oh, I think maybe Jealousward will come into effect... Great job. ;)
[Report This]Date: 10 Jul 2010 5:11 AM Title: Chapter 1-Georgia on My Mind
Sounds interesting, can't wait to see what you've done with it. ;)
[Report This]Date: 09 Jul 2010 7:45 PM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
I love this story! Please, please, please post new chapters soon. Thanx 4 sharing ur talent!!!!!
Date: 09 Jul 2010 9:43 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
I have never laugh so much while reading a story...I hope that you win the award!
[Report This]Date: 08 Jul 2010 11:11 PM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
great story ...can't wait to see what happens :)
Author's Response:
Thanks. The next posting will be an outtake.
Date: 08 Jul 2010 7:02 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
This is great! I can't wait to see what happens next.
Author's Response:
Thank you Lilly. The next posting will be an outtake.
Date: 08 Jul 2010 2:35 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
well i've just spent the last 24 hours reading this...and i have to say i've never laughed so much! what a great story! i love the more confident bella and also how edward loosened up over the course of the tale. i also think that emmett is great...and love how he torments the poor edward. well written story...i've rec'd it to a friend who reviews stories on twi-fic promotions! xxxLisa.
Author's Response:
Lisa: Wow, thank you so much for giving this story a chance and saying such kind things. And I'm blown away by you taking the time to rec'ing it to your friend. FYI--The next outtake will be posted, likely on Fri. The teaser was just posted on the twilighted forum.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 11:42 PM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
I have to admit, I kinda saw that coming! But very well written!!!
Author's Response:
M: You've had a busy day. THANK YOU SO MUCH for reviewing so many chapters! I loved reading each and every one. Don't forget about the outtakes which are posted under a separate story entitled HOW TO WIN BACK OUTTAKES. The next outtake should be up by Friday.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 11:36 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Oh it can only go wrong can't it!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 11:18 PM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
Naughty Bella!! Loved it!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 11:13 PM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
SO, are things truly wonderful for the hppy couple?
Date: 07 Jul 2010 11:05 PM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
gotta love make up sex!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 10:59 PM Title: Chapter 38-Hanging On
Jealousward rears his pretty little head!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 10:52 PM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
As much as I want to call you names for Bella's dismissal of Edward from the hospital, I can't!! I totally understand why she is doing it!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 10:37 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
Oh the shame!!!
And having to admit what they had done!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 10:31 PM Title: Chapter 35-Time
ooh, loves me an Aston MArtin!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 10:12 PM Title: Chapter 34-The Morning After
So the parents hate him. I am not surprised, but I'm sure Edward will find a way around that!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 10:01 PM Title: Chapter 33-Fear No More
If only everyone's first time was like this!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 9:53 PM Title: Chapter 32-Halloween Horny Nights
Ohhh spanky spanky! In a car no less!!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 9:46 PM Title: Chapter 31-Bella's Real Fantasy
Oh, Bella hits the nail on the head. He can't understand why someone would love him when he doesn't love himself!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 9:36 PM Title: Chapter 30-To Spank or Not To Spank
Ooh! The nipple ring charm! Branded!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 9:24 PM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
LMAO Bella really is testing him. Poor Edward!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 9:10 PM Title: Chapter 28-At Last
W...O...W!!!!!
That was HAWT!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 8:55 PM Title: Chapter 27-Welcome to Orlando, Now Strip!
Go Edward!!!! Thank god he didn't take the Emmett route of asking!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 8:10 PM Title: Chapter 26-Second Chances
I agree with you both tbh. loved the fact that edward is being all lovey and sexual, but agree with the cockblock, as much as I want them to get it on, I get that he is just being him!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 7:35 PM Title: Chapter 25-Place Your Bets
Ooh, inuendo Bella, me likey!!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 7:26 PM Title: Chapter 24-Testing Boundaries
The bathroom incident may just haunt him for all his eternity!
Esme is Wonderful!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 6:58 PM Title: Chapter 23-Reconnections
All serious and heartwarming until that last line just made me LOL!!!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 6:37 PM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
I wish I could ride the J train!
What a lesson, I wish the boys I grew up with had them! lol
Author's Response:
Don't we all, sister, don't we all....
Date: 07 Jul 2010 6:17 PM Title: Chapter 21-Operation Cunnilingus
OMG!!! I was howling!!!!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 5:55 PM Title: Chapter 20-Double Dating with Vampires
I really like Tanya in this fic, it makes a change her not being portrayed as an out and out bitch constantly after Edward
x
Date: 07 Jul 2010 5:34 PM Title: Chapter 19-Wicked Games
What a minx that girl has turned into!
and the outfit, lovely!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 5:17 PM Title: Chapter 18-One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
I can totally understand Bella's argument, lets just hope Edward comes to his senses, and soon!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 5:05 PM Title: Chapter 17-Fall
I haven't laughed at a fic in soooo long!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:56 PM Title: Chapter 16-Research
Oh dear, I can see the offices now! Bless Emmett!
And I really don't like Julian!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:44 PM Title: Chapter 15-Bella's Toys
Bless Esme! I love that closing line!
And fair play, Edward playing Bella at her own game!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:35 PM Title: Chapter 14-The Road to Hell....
Oh Lord! Bite her already Edward! It's what she wants!!!
(I am loving this in case you didn't get that from previous reviews)
x
Author's Response:
I'm so glad you are enjoying it. I am enjoying your reviews so much! Thx for reading and reviewing.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:26 PM Title: Chapter 13-Over My Already Dead Body
So, the penny has finally droppe, Bella isn't as fragile as he thought! Good old Emmett!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:21 PM Title: Chapter 12-Julian Meets The Cullens
OH!! Not a happy Edward!
Methinks I'm not a fan of Julian!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:03 PM Title: Chapter 11-Damn AT&T To Hell
Can he keep his promise? Hmmm....
Date: 07 Jul 2010 3:34 PM Title: Chapter 10-The Plan
Oh my! I cn just imagine Edward's embarrasment at the books Emmett bought for him, if only he could blush!
x
Date: 07 Jul 2010 2:29 PM Title: Chapter 9-Since When Does Bella Use the F Word?
Gotta love Jasper (and I do) and his logic.
xx
Author's Response:
Mouse: It's a good thing Edward has the Cullens! Thanks again for reading and thanks for being my 300th reviewer here.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 2:22 PM Title: Chapter 8-For Her Own Good
Uh oh. Pissed off Bella to reappear methinks
x
Date: 07 Jul 2010 2:14 PM Title: Chapter 7--Emmett's Here
Wow! Emmett being the one to talk sense. Whod'd a thunk it?
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:59 PM Title: Chapter 6-Consenting Adults
Leave it Emmett to see right to the hert of the matter lol
Am loving this so far xx
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:54 PM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
I'm sorry, I know I should laugh at Edward, but hahahaha!
Author's Response:
Please, please laugh. I think we all did. Thanks for continuing to give this story a chance. I love hearing your reviews.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:51 PM Title: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
Never saw that one coming! Pissed of Bella to come!!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:47 PM Title: Chapter 3-Edward Meets Julian
Ooh, jealousward rears his pretty little head!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:40 PM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
UGH!! Like poor Eddie-poo doesn't have enough on his plate - now Emmet's starting shit too.... God I'd LOVE to see Charlie try to shoot him - but it might kill the Chief from a heart attack... :( A-.
Author's Response:
Noble, Em just can't help himself...lol. Probably true about the heart attack. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:33 PM Title: Chapter 2-Of all the Airports in the World....
Oh, so, who's mystery man?
Read on McDuff!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:26 PM Title: Chapter 1-Georgia on My Mind
Ooh, intriguing start!
Well written and not the usual woe is me Edward!
Author's Response:
Mouse: Thank you so much. I thought 4 years would be too long for a pity party for Edward.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 7:45 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
Wow!!! This is a great story.keep gping.
Author's Response:
mom: thanks so much for letting me kow you like it. More to come soon...
Date: 07 Jul 2010 6:20 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
great reaction! cant wait till the next chapter
Author's Response:
Thanks Lani. More to come soon. Teaser for next chapter should be posted on the forum Thur. or Fri.
[Report This]Date: 07 Jul 2010 6:04 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
Next chapter, please? Don't leave it there
Author's Response:
J: Soon! The teaser for the next chapter should be posted Thur. or Fri. on the forum if you're interested.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 5:39 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
OMG you have got to LOVE Emmett.
Author's Response:
Em just can't help himself...glad you enjoyed!
[Report This]Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:38 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
OMG this chap was soooo friggin funny!
Author's Response:
I'm glad it had you laughing. Those darn Cullens...
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:32 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
oh dear
Author's Response:
Hang in there ladykt! More to come soon...