Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:16 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
I hope it is Edward's baby. It has to be. She said Julian always used condoms.
Author's Response:
My lips are sealed but your questions will be answered soon...next 2 to3 chapters. Thx for reading!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 4:12 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
Oh no - I hope it is Edward's. Hopefully, not NEssie thogh
Author's Response:
Details about Bella's "condition" will be forthcoming in the next 2 to 3 chapters...I promise.
Date: 07 Jul 2010 3:54 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
Can't believe you left us hanging Missy!
Author's Response:
Not for long though ;)
Date: 07 Jul 2010 2:43 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
WTF!? How the fuck are you going to leave it there?!!!?
Ok, I'll refrain from threats of bodily harm since Em actually made me lol ;) dying for an update.
Author's Response:
Es: Patience, patience sweetie. Teaser for next update should be posted on forum on Thur. or Fri. at the latest.
[Report This]Date: 07 Jul 2010 2:19 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
thanks good chapter i cracked up on the pie emmett is also a laugh
Author's Response:
Em has a gift for brining humor to almost every situation.
[Report This]Date: 07 Jul 2010 2:05 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
Awesome!!
Author's Response:
Sherry: Glad you liked it!
Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:33 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
love it
Author's Response:
Thanks El!
[Report This]Date: 07 Jul 2010 1:10 AM Title: Chapter 43-Don't Talk About My Mom's Pie
Holy crap, indeed! Ugh; I hope it isn't J's baby; he's such a wanker. The pie double entendres were hysterical...and I now love Emmett even more than I did before.
Author's Response:
When you need a distraction, Emmett is your man...lol. More will be revealed about Bella's...uh...condition...soon!
[Report This]Date: 02 Jul 2010 1:23 PM Title: Chapter 38-Hanging On
Poor baby Edward.
Author's Response:
Dont' give up on B&E yet...thanks for reading!
[Report This]Date: 02 Jul 2010 1:09 PM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
Poor Edward.
[Report This]Date: 02 Jul 2010 12:54 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
What a peachy chapter! Loved it.
Author's Response:
Thank you. Glad you liked it!
[Report This]Date: 02 Jul 2010 12:43 PM Title: Chapter 35-Time
You have to love a woman who knows what she wants :-)
Author's Response:
I'm with you on that one sister...lol
Date: 30 Jun 2010 11:42 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
I loved this chapter. I giggled all the way through it. kat
Author's Response:
Giggling is what I was hoping for...thx for reviewing
Date: 30 Jun 2010 6:46 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Nasty. My nana makes it w the canned shit. Prett sure there's no actual meat in it.
Oh and crap! Is it Julians or Edwards?
Author's Response:
I can't tell....
Date: 30 Jun 2010 9:25 AM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
Is he that disalusional? I guess the answer to that is Yes.
Author's Response:
Thanks for giving the story a try. I think Edward is having a hard time believing his sweet innocent Bella could be doing such grown up things....let's see if he ever gets a clue...thanks again for reading and reviewing!
Date: 30 Jun 2010 9:21 AM Title: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
What a mistake to make there Alice!!
Date: 30 Jun 2010 9:13 AM Title: Chapter 3-Edward Meets Julian
Well that went well didn't it?
Date: 30 Jun 2010 9:08 AM Title: Chapter 2-Of all the Airports in the World....
Oh and now he gets to see who it is that Bella has moved on with.
Date: 30 Jun 2010 9:04 AM Title: Chapter 1-Georgia on My Mind
Poor Edward! Trying to get over the one person that he runs into.
Date: 30 Jun 2010 2:42 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
That pie is going to be horrible.
Author's Response:
Turkey innards and prune juice horrible? Maybe....lol.
Date: 29 Jun 2010 10:22 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
i think that she is pregnant
Author's Response:
Stay tuned to find out El! Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 29 Jun 2010 4:05 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Ha! I love it! I can NOT wait to see what happens at Thanksgiving! That is perfect! and fyi... I think mincemeat pie is gross anyway...so it wouldn't matter what it was made of, but who let Emmett read it? That is just disaster waiting to happen!
Author's Response:
Thanks Cassie! Thanksgiving is up next...
Date: 29 Jun 2010 3:15 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Poor Charlie. Poor poor Charlie.
Date: 29 Jun 2010 12:42 PM Title: Chapter 8-For Her Own Good
Ya know, I love Edward, I really do, but he's an idiot right now, and about to cause Alice's vision, if I'm no so far off the mark.
Author's Response:
I know. I know. The question is will he learn his lesson? i think you will find it enjoyable to find out the answer to that question if you keep reading. Thanks for giving this story a try.
[Report This]Date: 29 Jun 2010 3:56 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Bella is a little bit pregnant.
Author's Response:
We will see....;)
Date: 29 Jun 2010 2:15 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
If she is expecting whose baby is it? Edward or Julian?
Charlie is a jerk for doing that. Perhaps they should let her be injured - she clearly does not want them their.
Author's Response:
As to Bella's condition...all will be revealed in the next few chapters. Thanks for reading and reviewing. Hope you continue to enjoy it.
Date: 29 Jun 2010 1:55 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Ooh, that mincemeat pie of there's should turn out really well.... hehe I have a feeling that Bella's pregnant. da da da daaaaa I'm really looking forward to the next chapter.
Author's Response:
All will be revealed soon....thanks for reading and reviewing Cullengirl.
Date: 29 Jun 2010 1:18 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
lol god knows what it will taste like
Author's Response:
Anything with cheap beer and prunes is usally pretty interesting I'm sure...
Date: 29 Jun 2010 1:12 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Seriously- great update- loved the mincemeat pie mishap- glad im not eating it. can't wait for the next!
Author's Response:
What mishap? J/k. Glad you liked it Evie. A very memorable Thanksgiving holiday will be coming soon.
[Report This]Date: 29 Jun 2010 1:08 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Great chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks J!
[Report This]Date: 29 Jun 2010 12:41 AM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
well the pies just might taste like shit hmm guess we will see thanks good chapter
Author's Response:
I don't know...turkey innards and prunes with a touch of beer probably cooks up real nice....lol.
Date: 28 Jun 2010 11:40 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Oh dear god. LOL
Author's Response:
Well, I'm guessing you liked it...thanks March!
Date: 28 Jun 2010 11:33 PM Title: Chapter 42-Something is Up With Bella
Poor Esme is going to be horrified when she finds out that her pies are nasty!
So, Bella is preggers huh?
Author's Response:
You think Esme's pie is nasty? Better not let Emmett hear you say that.....lol j/k.
Date: 24 Jun 2010 3:53 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
I love this freakin story...it is so damn funny!!
Author's Response:
Thanks Tracy. "Damn funny" is what I have been going for. :)
[Report This]Date: 21 Jun 2010 7:34 PM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
Absolutely amazing!!! This is fantastic, I love it! It's addictive! I haven't stopped reading for about 2 hours!!! My eyes hurt now, curse your supreme brilliance in writing great stories! I honestly thought for a moment that Bella had gone nack to Julian and I was beginning to think 'whore whore whore' but then she came back, so it's all cool!!! Please write the new part soon, I absolutely LURRVVVEEEEE it!!!
Author's Response:
First, thanks for such an awesome review! I have to admit I like it when readers tell me they are addicted. Second, go rest those eyes girl! Thanks again for your great review.
Date: 21 Jun 2010 4:30 PM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
love it and can't wait for more
Author's Response:
Thanks Ell! The outtake will HOPEFULLY be posted by the end of the week.
Date: 21 Jun 2010 11:46 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
I am sure it is not the end of drama but I am glad our favoirte couple had a great evening! Nicely written.
Author's Response:
lmb: Thank you so much for the kind words about the chapter.
Date: 21 Jun 2010 11:19 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
I hvee loved reading your story.. and of course.. this chpater did not disappoint. Keep going.. I hope that he turns Bella, all though, I think that his hand will have to be pushed...
Author's Response:
Thank you for letting me know you have enjoyd the story. Will Edward's hand be pushed to change Bella....maybe
[Report This]Date: 21 Jun 2010 6:41 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
:-)
Date: 21 Jun 2010 4:17 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
Good chapter, but I really don't think that Julian is just going to let Bella go he is going to manipulate the situation somehow.
Author's Response:
SJ: thanks for reading and reviewing. I think we will be hearing from Julian in some future chapters.
[Report This]Date: 21 Jun 2010 2:22 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
I loved it, great chapter.
Author's Response:
J: thank you!
Date: 21 Jun 2010 1:45 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
I hope Bella doesn't have to play nurse maid much longer - I need more Edward and Bella time together **giggles and folds hands in prayer**
Kat
Date: 21 Jun 2010 12:53 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
hmmm sexy b
Author's Response:
lady: Thanks..sexy and funny is my favorite combo.
[Report This]Date: 21 Jun 2010 12:50 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
thanks good chapter
Author's Response:
You're most welcome seeker..thanks for reading
Date: 21 Jun 2010 12:41 AM Title: Chapter 41-Safe Car Sex
LOL about Carlisle. Cheater. ;)
I love, too, how you can tell exactly which thought belongs to which Cullen. Well done.
Author's Response:
Thanks March. I'm glad it got you to chuckle!
Date: 20 Jun 2010 4:41 PM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
OME! I think I was blushing crimson just by reading this chapter!!! Argh!!! He must be so mortified! I was biting my teeth and had a weird feeling in the pit of my stomach thinking: Oh My Edward, what have you done? How EMBARRASSING!! Ex-girlfriend who you still love caught in a sexual position with her boyfriend when you think she's being raped? Cringe-worthy or what? I might just have to put this up for the 'Cringe awards' next year!!!! By the way, amazing story, good detail!!
Author's Response:
Oh, thank you so much! I'm glad you are giving the story a try. Most people that get through the fantasy rape chapter go on to enjoy some of the uh, embarassing, situations that E seems to find himself in. Please let me know what you think about future chapters.
Date: 20 Jun 2010 7:50 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
Good chapter.
Author's Response:
Thank you SJ
Date: 20 Jun 2010 12:51 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
Goof chapter. I'm glad that Edward and Bella are together again. I was getting just as frustrated with the situation as Edward was. Does she really need to stay with Julian throughout his recovery? That's going to really hard on Bella and Edward?
Author's Response:
CG, I'm glad you liked it. I think you might get some insight into B's mindset in some future chapters. Thanks for reading and reviewing. I really do appreciate that.
Date: 19 Jun 2010 9:50 PM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
awww he's coming into his own now
Author's Response:
lady: Well, Edward does usually excel at whatever he does....lol
Date: 19 Jun 2010 5:18 PM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
I absolutly love this story you did a amzing job it will be one of my favorites.
Author's Response:
Katie: Awww, thank you so much! I'm glad you like it. Next chapter should be up by Sunday night. There is a teaser on the forum if you're interested.
Date: 18 Jun 2010 8:48 PM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
Great make-up lemon and what a sweet date. Kat
Author's Response:
Kat: Thanks so much. That Edward is a sweetie!!
[Report This]Date: 18 Jun 2010 4:42 PM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
good chapter.
ok it seems almost too good to be true. But i am waiting for that proverbial shoe to drop.
whats going to get in E/B's way.
They deserve to be happy together but something always happens.
cant wait to read the next chapter.
Author's Response:
Thanks! Happy is boring. Right? LOL. We will have to see...Next chapter should be up by Sunday night.
[Report This]Date: 18 Jun 2010 7:05 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
Great story, I've enjoyed it.
Author's Response:
Jadiona: Thank you so much for letting me know.
[Report This]Date: 18 Jun 2010 5:22 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
beautiful
Author's Response:
Thank you
[Report This]Date: 18 Jun 2010 3:21 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
Loved it this story is so well written and addicting.
Author's Response:
J: Awww....thank you for those kind words. And I shamelessly like to hear the word addiction and this story...lol.
Date: 18 Jun 2010 1:36 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
I know Bella is "nursing" Julian because she cares about him and feels guilty especially since he doesn't have anybody but something has got to give. This chapter was great but then she'll leave again to go home to Julian and Edward will be devastated again.
Author's Response:
I know..that damn pesky Julian just won't go away....thansk for reading and reviewing TD.
Date: 18 Jun 2010 1:33 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
He said it, he said it! LOL
And heck yeah, I'd be picking more fights with him if I were Bella, too... ;)
Author's Response:
I think make up sex is better than couples therapy but that's just my personal opinion. I'm not a professional or anything...lol. Thanks for reading March
Date: 18 Jun 2010 1:31 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
I love it.. what a great chapter... I can't wait to see Edward and Bella together always...
Author's Response:
Aww,,,thank you cj. Next chapter should be up by the end of the weekend. A teaser will be posted tomorrow on the forum.
Date: 18 Jun 2010 1:29 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
I'm glad Bella came to her senses and realizes she does'nt need to spend 24/7 with Julian!
Author's Response:
Gotta put aside some Edward loving time...that's for sure. Thanks for reading and reviewing gg.
Date: 18 Jun 2010 1:13 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
Nice - poor Sappy Edward.
Author's Response:
Edward seems to like him some make up sex...thanks for reading and reviewing!
Date: 18 Jun 2010 12:57 AM Title: Chapter 40-Thank You Alice
to sweet, call de dentist
Author's Response:
Sweet is good..right? Thx for reading and reviewing!
[Report This]Date: 16 Jun 2010 1:20 PM Title: Chapter 34-The Morning After
Edward seems to have taken to "lovin" like a duck to water. I like the bit about Bella's parents.
[Report This]Date: 16 Jun 2010 1:04 PM Title: Chapter 33-Fear No More
Edward has lost is v card. Woopie. Nicely done too.
Author's Response:
Thank you Roon. Let's see if you like deflowered Edward better!
[Report This]Date: 16 Jun 2010 12:41 PM Title: Chapter 32-Halloween Horny Nights
At least progress. All it needed was a good spanking!
[Report This]Date: 16 Jun 2010 12:31 PM Title: Chapter 31-Bella's Real Fantasy
Poor Edward and his hang ups.
[Report This]Date: 16 Jun 2010 12:17 PM Title: Chapter 30-To Spank or Not To Spank
Oh bless.
[Report This]Date: 16 Jun 2010 11:55 AM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
Bella said cock indeed. I loved the peach story. OMG E is just so funny.
[Report This]Date: 15 Jun 2010 1:11 PM Title: Chapter 28-At Last
Nice lemon. I want to congratulat Edward on his first pussy feast. LOL.
Author's Response:
What can I say? It seems the boy has skills!!! Glad you liked the lemon
[Report This]Date: 15 Jun 2010 12:57 PM Title: Chapter 27-Welcome to Orlando, Now Strip!
OMG Edward is so funny. I loved the striptease, Rosalie good one!
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2010 1:08 PM Title: Chapter 26-Second Chances
I liked this chapter. I thought it was rather sweet.
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2010 12:55 PM Title: Chapter 25-Place Your Bets
Loved the betting. If I was betting I would think the odds on poor Edward getting down to business to be rather long.
[Report This]Date: 14 Jun 2010 12:40 PM Title: Chapter 24-Testing Boundaries
Good Rosalie go. I loved Alice offering up her bottom in the aid of true love!. Go on you made me laugh again so have 10 cups on me.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 10:59 PM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
Ack! How can you stop there!? I have been spoiled w soooo many chapters. Can't wait for an update.
Author's Response:
Thanks Es. I normally would have a teaser posted on the forum by tomorrow night but it's sort of a crazy week at work so I'm not sure on the timing. But as ever, I endeavor to get the next chapter up as quickly as possible. Thank you so much for reading and reviewing the whole thing. :)
Date: 13 Jun 2010 9:56 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
So cringe worthy!
Author's Response:
You know what they say about presuming....
Date: 13 Jun 2010 7:40 PM Title: Chapter 35-Time
Haha. Sometimes I feel like I've had this same conversation. One doesn't have to be born in the early 1900's to be sexually repressed! Hahahaha
Date: 13 Jun 2010 6:54 PM Title: Chapter 34-The Morning After
Winning the family back is always a tough one. I just learned recently how much my big sis hated my then fiance (now husband of 4 yrs). She had stopped speaking to me. And even though my parents didn't care for him either, he's since won them over. It can be done.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 6:27 PM Title: Chapter 33-Fear No More
Love love loved it.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 2:50 PM Title: Chapter 31-Bella's Real Fantasy
Too funny about his clinical terms! He is such a geek!
Glad he calmed down in the end.
Author's Response:
Thank you for continuing to read and review. I have enjoyed reading your thoughts and I hope you stick with it to find out if E wins her back...thanks again
Date: 13 Jun 2010 12:07 PM Title: Chapter 27-Welcome to Orlando, Now Strip!
He needs to stop thinking so damn much!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 5:12 AM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
Ok. We all know E is sweet but yeah, a little too girly. Lol tg he has Em and J.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 5:01 AM Title: Chapter 21-Operation Cunnilingus
Can't wait to see what these lessons entail!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 3:35 AM Title: Chapter 13-Over My Already Dead Body
Great chapter.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 3:26 AM Title: Chapter 12-Julian Meets The Cullens
Lol. That was my guess. But B can still be kinky w/o the full on lifestyle. And love that E's "darker fantasy" is a bj. Haha
Date: 13 Jun 2010 2:18 AM Title: Chapter 8-For Her Own Good
Jesus! In all this time has he really learned nothing?!
Date: 13 Jun 2010 1:04 AM Title: Chapter 7--Emmett's Here
I do hope she lays into him and aprises him of her more "experienced" ways.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 12:09 AM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
Lmfao. Seriously. My husband wanted to know what is so funny. I'm mortified-for Bella.
Author's Response:
Glad you liked it Es. If you keep reading this crazy story, you will see that there are lots of opportunities to laugh at E's expense....Please continue to let me know what you think.
Date: 13 Jun 2010 12:03 AM Title: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
Yeah... Alice's " mistake " occurred to me when he realized it was Julian. Awesome. He can easily explain the little misunderstanding to B but what will he tell the bf?
Date: 12 Jun 2010 4:48 PM Title: Chapter 9-Since When Does Bella Use the F Word?
Lessons from Emmett? How interesting!
Author's Response:
It seems Em is a man of many talents.....you will see ;)
Date: 12 Jun 2010 4:41 PM Title: Chapter 8-For Her Own Good
I think trouble is brewing .... Bella may not welcome Edwards "help"!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 4:23 PM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
Is Edward really that dense...he doesn't get what is going on?
Author's Response:
If it was anyone other than Bella (who he idolizes and thinks of as pretty innocent), he would have probably figured it out pretty quick. Thanks for starting my story and leaving all of these reviews. That makes me soooo happy!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 4:02 PM Title: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
Ut oh.... seems like someone got it all wrong!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 3:57 PM Title: Chapter 3-Edward Meets Julian
It seems as if E & B are not ready to part ways yet....anything can happen!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 3:52 PM Title: Chapter 2-Of all the Airports in the World....
Oh nooooo....another man? I guess Bella had to move on with her life - poor edward!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 3:47 PM Title: Chapter 1-Georgia on My Mind
I love this first chapter!!!! Can't wait to see Bella's reaction!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 3:39 PM Title: Chapter 38-Hanging On
I love how you are not making things easy for Edward. As much as I feel sorry for Edward right now, he needs to feel some pain about his past decisions. Great job. Kat
Author's Response:
Consequences, consequences...Thanks Kat!
Date: 12 Jun 2010 3:31 PM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
I read it all in one swoop and loved it!!! Want me to make a banner for it? Please update soon!
XoX Emma/Moonlit Wishes
Author's Response:
EMMA: Thanks for making such a beautiful banner. I'm going to try my best to load it tonight.
Date: 12 Jun 2010 2:04 PM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
Good chapter, but I still don't think she is telling him everything. I think Julian is using this time as an excuse to try and woo Bella back.
Author's Response:
And am I correct in presuming you don't want J to succeed? LOL. Thanks for reading.
Date: 12 Jun 2010 1:48 PM Title: Chapter 38-Hanging On
OK I can see where Edward would be upset, she is messing with him.
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2010 9:34 AM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
I hope that you update this story often....I just started reading it tonight, and I an freakin' hooked. You had me lmao when Emmett was talking to Edward about eating pussy!!!!!
Author's Response:
Tracy: That's so much! Is is wrong that I am glad you addicted? LOL. I do try to update often (usually twice a week).
Date: 12 Jun 2010 7:35 AM Title: Chapter 38-Hanging On
I vote that Edward rips Julian's limbs from his foul body just because he can...lol
Why doesn't Edward just go to Bella instead of cooling his jets on bench? I'm not saying they should have sex in Julian's apartment but if their relationship is over and they are just friends, why doesn't Edward go visit?
Author's Response:
I think he's trying to give her the space and time she requested but he is obviousl conflicted. It's not his nature to stand back like that. Let's see how long E can be so restrained?!