Date: 12 Jun 2010 6:45 AM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
After reading this chaptter i think my honeypot needs some atention...lol
Author's Response:
*giggling* You could get your bf/hubs/significant other to read Emmett's lesson.
Date: 12 Jun 2010 3:09 AM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
em is such a troublemaker.
Author's Response:
Emmett will be Emmett...
Date: 12 Jun 2010 3:08 AM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
ready for the make up sex and for julian to be gone!!
Author's Response:
Not a lot of members of Team Julian on here...
Date: 12 Jun 2010 2:49 AM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
LOL, make up sex... ;) Boy's getting quite an education.
Author's Response:
Well rounded education is important...
Date: 12 Jun 2010 2:40 AM Title: Chapter 39-Harlot
i want more right now
Author's Response:
Ell: I just posted 2 chapters in one night...greedy....love that :)
[Report This]Date: 11 Jun 2010 1:14 PM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
OMG "I assure you pussies don't have neon signs or written directions." Bella's will need one if Eddie let loose on it. LOL
[Report This]Date: 11 Jun 2010 12:59 PM Title: Chapter 21-Operation Cunnilingus
I just loved "Operation Edward Eats Pussy--Finally.” AKA "Operation Cunnilingus." I have laughed my head off over the conversation between Edward & Emmett " I fail to see how Julian not performing cunnilingus is somehow going to win me back Bella.” “Cunning what? Dude, we're talking about eating pussy." "Do we need to back up and explain what eating pussy means?” Oh yeah, Eddie bady, needs to learn and learn quickly. :-)
You can have 10 cups for making me laugh so much.
Author's Response: I'm so excited I finally earned a full row of coffee cups! Thank u! And thanks for your kind words. I like hearing that this story gets a few giggled every now and then...
[Report This]Date: 11 Jun 2010 12:40 PM Title: Chapter 20-Double Dating with Vampires
God forbid Edward gets friction burns!!!
PS an overdose of caffeine is bad for you but since you are an adult and an amusing one at that, I will gladly give you extra coffee :-)
[Report This]Date: 10 Jun 2010 1:13 PM Title: Chapter 19-Wicked Games
Good old Tanya. Love Edwards plans to save Bella "Kidnap Bella; Castrate Julian; Find a priest to perform a quick exorcism" The last bit especially.
[Report This]Date: 10 Jun 2010 1:04 PM Title: Chapter 18-One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
Ha I wonder how Bella will react to Tanya? Not well I think.
[Report This]Date: 10 Jun 2010 12:56 PM Title: Chapter 17-Fall
Loved the CFM songs. I always thought that Carlisle had hidden deapths.
[Report This]Date: 10 Jun 2010 12:47 PM Title: Chapter 16-Research
Though Edward can be an ass I prefer him to Julian, so go for it Eddie boy. loved Emmett's continuing fascination with nipple claps and totally approve of a vampire sex shop called Sodom and Gomorrah fantastic. ha ha
[Report This]Date: 10 Jun 2010 12:37 PM Title: Chapter 15-Bella's Toys
Excellent chapter I am still laughing I am not sure which made me laugh more, Emmett and the nipple clamps or Esme wanting Edward to ask Carlisle about nipple piercings LMAO. I also loved the environmental friendly vibrator ideal however I fear by the time you crank the thing up you could very well lose all interest :-)
Author's Response:
Thank you Roon. I'm glad you enjoyed it and it had you giggling. Notice you are still stingy with the coffee cups....lol
[Report This]Date: 09 Jun 2010 1:40 PM Title: Chapter 14-The Road to Hell....
Poor Edward he is such an ass. I am not too sure I am liking this Julian either but at least she is not frustrated with him. LOL
[Report This]Date: 09 Jun 2010 1:17 PM Title: Chapter 13-Over My Already Dead Body
Something not working right? Good question Edward if its not your private parts its certainly your head. Maybe he's getting the idea now?
Author's Response:
I like the head comment....lol.
[Report This]Date: 09 Jun 2010 1:09 PM Title: Chapter 12-Julian Meets The Cullens
Wow Julian is really kicky. She's gone from one that won't to one that can and certainly would with whips and everything LOL.
[Report This]Date: 09 Jun 2010 12:47 PM Title: Chapter 11-Damn AT&T To Hell
Another good chapter. So glad Bella told Edward off and put him in his place. He is such a baby :-)
Author's Response:
You will find grown up Bella is rarely unwilling to stick up for herself.
[Report This]Date: 09 Jun 2010 12:31 PM Title: Chapter 10-The Plan
Loved it. I particularly loved the list out of How to Win Back the Love of My Existence Number 4 Review possible sexual repression issues; made me laugh the most. I loved the books Jasper and Emmett piled onto a reluctant Edward LOL.
Author's Response:
Thanks Roon1. Edward has some reading to do....
Date: 08 Jun 2010 4:12 PM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
Poor Edward. Kat
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 1:19 PM Title: Chapter 9-Since When Does Bella Use the F Word?
Great chapter. Edward is so lucky he has his family.
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 1:09 PM Title: Chapter 8-For Her Own Good
Gosh Edward really is a numbity isn't he?
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 1:02 PM Title: Chapter 7--Emmett's Here
If only assward would listen to Emmett.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:59 PM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
almost crying, but hope to read funward soon
Author's Response:
Don't cry. Gotta have faith in B&E. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:54 PM Title: Chapter 6-Consenting Adults
Still funny.
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:49 PM Title: Chapter 5-WTF?
This is so funny.
Author's Response:
Glad you are laughing. Is that worth one more coffee cup at least? LOL
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:42 PM Title: Chapter 4-Incapacitate...Don't Decapitate
How every funny. Poor Julian and Bella, ha ha.
Author's Response:
Roon: thanks for reading and giving this story a chance. I'm glad you found it funny!
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:36 PM Title: Chapter 3-Edward Meets Julian
Bella's reaction to Julian and Edward meeting was odd, esp., she has "moved on" and in with Julian.
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:28 PM Title: Chapter 2-Of all the Airports in the World....
Their meeting went well. I wonder why Bella is nervous about her man meeting Edward or vis versa?
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:16 PM Title: Chapter 1-Georgia on My Mind
Great start to your story. I hate stories where Bella mops and whines away for Assward.
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 12:01 PM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
does bella ever stop to consider how edward feels .. how she would feel if the situation was reversed .. how much she is hurting him emotionally and making him feel rejected?????
Author's Response:
C: That damn Bella! Maybe we will get some more insight in next chapter.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 11:19 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
Well, I guess the humor couldn't last forever. Every good story has to have conflict. And I trust you to make this good. :)
Author's Response:
MH: Thanks for the vote of confidence. As I've told others, Emmett will be making inappropriate comments before too long...he just can't help himself.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 11:03 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
I really liked this chapter... I'm sure that everything can't always go smoothly, we need a little drama. I just hope that you do believe in HEA...I can see how torn Bella is.. her one true love in her life and the man that has help put her back together. It must be extremely hard to her and for Edward to back off.. maybe this will the catallyst for Edward to want to change Bella and completely seperate her from her former life...I'm sure that the love that Bella and Edward have a true undieing love and it is time for them to move forward...
Author's Response:
c: you're review and faith in love is so touching. I'm not giving up on B&E yet..that's for sure. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 11:00 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
I hate Julian and now I hate Bella. She doesn't even try to reassure Edward and now Julian is probably going to need help when he's out of the hospital... *grrr*
Author's Response:
I blame snowboarding!
Date: 08 Jun 2010 10:33 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
Are you ending it here?It's a good story..
Author's Response:
O: If I ended it here, I think my life would be in danger...lol. More to come
Date: 08 Jun 2010 5:55 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
well this was unexpected! i think ... lets see what happens next
Author's Response:
Lani: Unexpected can be good...right? LOL. I plan to have next chapter up by end of the week. Teaser will be posted on forum tonight.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 5:46 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
Wasn't exactly exprecting that. I don't think Bella knows what she wants, I understand she has feelings for Julian but the way she is treating Edward woudl have me questioning if she really loved him.
Author's Response:
It's a mess....please don't give up on our fav couple yet. Thanks for reviewing.
[Report This]Date: 08 Jun 2010 4:32 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
:-( so sad for Edward :-(
Author's Response:
I know....but sad Edward is still sexy.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 4:13 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
well edward needs to understand that she might feel bad for what happend so it make take some time for her to break up with him.
Author's Response:
El: Good point. Thanks for reading and reviewing.
Date: 08 Jun 2010 4:06 AM Title: Chapter 37-And It All Comes Tumbling Down
poor eddie.
Author's Response:
I know. Poor E. How will he handle it? We will have to see..Thanks for reviewing kt!
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:24 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
hmmm... now I am worried about the Julian/Bella conversation
Author's Response:
I have really enjoyed your reviews kt. Thank you! The teaser for chapter 37 was posted on the forum a few hours ago (page 42 or 43 I think).
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:20 PM Title: Chapter 35-Time
still a bit of a pride I see
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:10 PM Title: Chapter 33-Fear No More
woo hoo. They did it.... AND Bella's still alive. And Esme wins!!!
Date: 06 Jun 2010 7:58 PM Title: Chapter 32-Halloween Horny Nights
awwww so sweet at the end..
Esme's gonna win!!! woo hoo
Date: 06 Jun 2010 7:48 PM Title: Chapter 30-To Spank or Not To Spank
vibrating nipple clamps. lol
Date: 06 Jun 2010 7:38 PM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
Peachs....... OMG..... you almost had me thinking he did it with Tanya.
Date: 06 Jun 2010 7:02 PM Title: Chapter 28-At Last
lol smut peddler you are. lol.
Author's Response:
As long as you enjoy the smut....
Date: 06 Jun 2010 6:55 PM Title: Chapter 27-Welcome to Orlando, Now Strip!
hmmm hawt hawt hawt. and they really havent done anything yet,
Date: 06 Jun 2010 6:46 PM Title: Chapter 1-Georgia on My Mind
lol Oh yeah.. Just couldnt keep reading last night. Had to get some sleep
Date: 06 Jun 2010 6:43 PM Title: Chapter 26-Second Chances
You ae sucha tease..... but I agree, not on the plane. My creep meter is still tingling about Julian though. I dont think he is really skiing.
Date: 06 Jun 2010 6:36 PM Title: Chapter 25-Place Your Bets
hmmm i lke confident bella
Author's Response:
Me too! Glad you're sticking with the story! Thank you for your reviews. They're great.
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:34 AM Title: Chapter 24-Testing Boundaries
lol Esme is a blast
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:29 AM Title: Chapter 23-Reconnections
lol Love the parting line.
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:25 AM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
I sooooo love Em
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:19 AM Title: Chapter 21-Operation Cunnilingus
OMG this is going to be good. and ok Tayna has been cool.
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:14 AM Title: Chapter 20-Double Dating with Vampires
LOL yea the quotes are fairly obvious. lol.
Author's Response:
kt: I'm glad it had you laughing! Thx
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:08 AM Title: Chapter 19-Wicked Games
hmmmm Eddie noticing CFM shoes. I love the Bella Gotcha moment.
Date: 06 Jun 2010 8:03 AM Title: Chapter 18-One Step Forward, Two Steps Back
hmmmm I dont like this tanya development. Dont make me bring out psycho smurf to deal with her. muhahahahaha
Author's Response:
psycho smurf is a bit scary but give Tanya a chance...
Date: 06 Jun 2010 7:58 AM Title: Chapter 17-Fall
DAMNNNN Go Carlisle..... Hmm I wonder if they got a werewolf/shape shifter tooth if a piercing would work.....
Date: 06 Jun 2010 7:53 AM Title: Chapter 16-Research
hmmm Julian pushing the contract has me worried.
Date: 06 Jun 2010 7:48 AM Title: Chapter 15-Bella's Toys
OMG esme!!!!!!!!!!!
Author's Response:
kt:
I hope you like frisky Esme
Date: 06 Jun 2010 3:55 AM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
lmao!!! very funny
Author's Response:
El: Thank you so much! I'm glad it had you laughing.
[Report This]Date: 06 Jun 2010 2:19 AM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
Fantastic. You have written such a fun story to
read. I read on the phone so I'm sorry for the lack of
reviews. I hate texting. Can't wait for her parents to know. Looking forward to the next chapter. Meg
Author's Response:
Meg: Thank you for letting me know you are enjoying it! That means so much!
Date: 06 Jun 2010 1:50 AM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
Oh my, can be his peach? please please
this is killing me
keep working, please dont forget us
Author's Response:
Will do. I'm sorry, E is a Bella or fruit only kind of guy!
Date: 06 Jun 2010 1:17 AM Title: Chapter 15-Bella's Toys
Esme's last thought was classic
Author's Response:
Thanks Lexi!
Date: 06 Jun 2010 12:04 AM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
I'm worried about Bella's talk with Julian. Have I mentioned I hate Julian? I'm worried he's not who Bella thinks he is and bad stuff might happen. God help Julian if he harms Bella!
I'm glad Edward had to spill in the end, he would have burst if he didn't tell somebody.
Author's Response:
maybe it was accidently on purpose? hmmmm. Thanks for reading.
Date: 05 Jun 2010 8:53 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
Great chapter. Keep them coming (no pun intended...well maybe...) lol
Kat
Author's Response:
I love puns! Next chappie should be up in a few days. Almost finished.
[Report This]Date: 05 Jun 2010 8:19 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
LOLOL!!!
Author's Response:
Love that you are laughing!
Date: 05 Jun 2010 8:00 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
The boy has got to stop jumping to conclusions.
Author's Response:
I know...you would have thought he would have already learned his lesson that one with the rescue thing!
Date: 05 Jun 2010 7:49 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
"It feels quite nice actually." Holy crap. I'm still laughing.
Author's Response:
March: Never let it be said that Edward Cullen is not polite!
[Report This]Date: 05 Jun 2010 6:24 PM Title: Chapter 36-Goodbye Orlando
The final line is epic!
Author's Response:
Want: Thank you. Gotta make sure Em makes good on his bets!
Date: 04 Jun 2010 8:50 AM Title: Chapter 33-Fear No More
Ok, I'm in line for my winnings
fist up
Author's Response:
Check with Emmett on collecting...lol. The next chapter should be posted later today.
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 6:06 AM Title: Chapter 35-Time
Yeah!
Author's Response:
Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts on each of the chapters. They made me smile. Next chapter should be posted today.
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 5:57 AM Title: Chapter 34-The Morning After
:-)
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 5:54 AM Title: Chapter 33-Fear No More
Really, really beautiful.
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 5:43 AM Title: Chapter 32-Halloween Horny Nights
:-}
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 5:13 AM Title: Chapter 31-Bella's Real Fantasy
Glad she got him finally thinking
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 4:35 AM Title: Chapter 30-To Spank or Not To Spank
LOVED IT!!!!
[Report This]Date: 04 Jun 2010 2:52 AM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
LOL! Yeah Bella said cock...he is sooo GREEN! RIP all those innocent peaches that died a heroic death on behalf of Bella's honeypot. LOL
Date: 04 Jun 2010 2:34 AM Title: Chapter 35-Time
love it
Author's Response:
E: Thank you for letting me know you liked it!
Date: 04 Jun 2010 2:05 AM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
I love to see their relationship moving forward. I like that Bella has a spine in your story. I thought the interactions with his siblings were hysterical. I am glad you are so quick with your updates...keep it coming!
Author's Response:
Thank you lmb. I like a grown up, confident Bella too!
Date: 04 Jun 2010 12:47 AM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
peaches?
tears of laughter, runing my cheeks
youre good to good
Author's Response:
Olemeone: I'm so glad you told me...that was the reaction I was going for!
Date: 04 Jun 2010 12:28 AM Title: Chapter 28-At Last
I need a moment to come back, he's gooooooood
Oh my! breath, breath, breath
Date: 03 Jun 2010 11:31 PM Title: Chapter 26-Second Chances
I'll love to se pervward
still cracks Bet $10,000 he gos allthe way
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 10:52 PM Title: Chapter 25-Place Your Bets
awe...they are going to "spoon" in bed... lol
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 10:45 PM Title: Chapter 24-Testing Boundaries
His sisters razing him was great!
Date: 03 Jun 2010 10:34 PM Title: Chapter 28-At Last
Ohhh...Edward is almost a man...he's growing up so fast.
Author's Response:
Lol. That sounds like something Emmett would say...lol.
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 9:43 PM Title: Chapter 16-Research
Emmett the Great CEO!!!
Date: 03 Jun 2010 8:14 PM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
Sorry many laughs from the last few chapters. I have a feeling Edward is going to have a hard time explaining this one!
Author's Response:
UT: Thanks for letting me know you have been laughing! That makes me smile.
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 8:01 PM Title: Chapter 26-Second Chances
I know it seemed like Edward cockblocked himself but seriously, what did you expect from him. He is all about talking. Not to worry, I am sure once he gets going he will devote himself completely to the task at hand, or mouth in this case...lol
Author's Response:
Nat: Lol. I think that is very insightful.
Date: 03 Jun 2010 5:29 PM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
I can't believe Edward actually did that! It's about time though. He needs to show Bella that he's not afraid anymore and that he truly wants her. A peach? That is crazy, but I guess it worked. Can't wait to see what happens from here.
Author's Response: H: the crazy things we do for love...
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 3:32 PM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
lol yah he did it and oo how i love this bella
Author's Response: Lily: I like her too ;)
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 3:27 PM Title: Chapter 28-At Last
YES!!! We have liftoff!!!
Author's Response: That's one way of looking at it..lol
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 3:15 PM Title: Chapter 27-Welcome to Orlando, Now Strip!
YEAH!!!!
Date: 03 Jun 2010 12:08 PM Title: Chapter 29-A Peach By Any Other Name...
hahahaha... I love this Bella... Edward needs and good blow job and then to bend Bella over the bed and give it to her... like she wants it... or maybe spank her for her dirty mouth....
Author's Response:
C: You are going to have Edward blushing...figuratively of course
Date: 03 Jun 2010 5:57 AM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
This was a very funny chapter.
Author's Response:
rjh: I am so glad you enjoyed it. Hopefully it won't be the last chapter that gets some giggles.
Date: 03 Jun 2010 4:53 AM Title: Chapter 23-Reconnections
freat story so far cant wait to see how flordia goes!
Author's Response:
Thank you Lani. More chapters are up and they do finally arrive to Florida I am happy to report.
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 4:49 AM Title: Chapter 22-Would you Give Me the Honor?
OMG! Sex Ed Professor Emmett is friggin hilarious.
Author's Response:
Mora: Thank you for sharing your reaction to each chapter. It seems they were positive and that makes me smile! Thank you so much! More chapters are up!
[Report This]Date: 03 Jun 2010 4:39 AM Title: Chapter 21-Operation Cunnilingus
LOL