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Reviewer: RAH07890 Signed [Report This]
Date: 23 Mar 2011 5:38 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

Wow, that was amazing!  I really loved it!  That was a perfect prom for Bella and Edward ;)



Author's Response:

we still get to see it from Edward's perspective in LRM...soon.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Louise Clark Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 22 Mar 2011 4:26 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

Loved the Prom! So awesome for Chris to do that! Great chapter!



Author's Response:

thanks very much.  Glad you liked it!

Reviewer: farsideomoon Signed [Report This]
Date: 22 Mar 2011 2:04 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

Thanks so much for the update! I'm dying to know what all these foreboding dream nightmares are about.

That was a really adorable & cute idea to have them go to the prom together, very Twilight;D) but V&V style.



Author's Response:

well thank you.  we have to have a touch of twilight once in a while.  Glad you like it.  Edward's nightmare is revealed in the new LRM chapter.

Reviewer: farsideomoon Signed [Report This]
Date: 22 Mar 2011 12:22 AM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

Yes, I enjoyed the chapter update. Sweet Prom scene complete with prom fright[Emmett, the real one, Kellan L.] did that scary "Prom Night" movie, which is different than Scary Movie with the masks, nevermind;D)



Author's Response:

oh..i didn't realize he did a move called prom night...if i had known i'd had lifted something from it ..lol.  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: sonogal Signed [Report This]
Date: 21 Mar 2011 10:28 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

I am so glad that they finally got their prom. It seems that everyone enjoyed the evening, including Charlie. I was sad to hear that Edward is having nightmares. I can't wait to read his view to find more about these bad dreams. I am sure he is exhausted. He has not had any time to adjust to the time change. You would think that Jasper would have learned to not trust Emmett about anything. I would run anything serous by someone else. I would not take Emmett's word on very few things.



Author's Response:

ah Emmett...such a pain... they will all get their revenge before too much longer.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 20 Mar 2011 3:47 PM Title: Skypeward & Karmic Rewards

Great chapter!

Author's Response:

Thanks very much!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 20 Mar 2011 4:43 AM Title: Yellow Carnations & First Class

Thanks for not making us wait!

Author's Response:

you're very welcome, and thank you!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 20 Mar 2011 1:46 AM Title: Pool Tables & Revelations

Aaaaagggghhhhahahahahahahahahaha. Too funny! Wud have lovd to b there! Hahahahaha

Author's Response:

Very happy you enjoyed that.  Thanks!

Reviewer: helluvabell Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 7:14 PM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

You know, I haven't been to confession in ages...

I never liked going. Even with the screen between me and the priest he still knew who I was. I prefer going to someone who doesn't know me. But I understand Jasper's worry... my, my he must have been a naughty boy ;)



Author's Response:

seems like it.  I go to confession...in a real confessional with a wall and screen btwn me and the priest.  I couldn't do the face to face stuff....i think I'd probably crack jokes or get nervous and curse...then i'd have more to confess!  geesh.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 2:57 PM Title: Wild Turkey & Jedi Training

Hilarious!

Author's Response:

ahh..Emmett.  lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 1:26 PM Title: Tidal Pools & Capistrano

I kwym on the marriahe thing and I agree.

Author's Response:

Thanks again!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 5:38 AM Title: Big Hair & The Lucky Beyotch

Great chapter....yes bella needs some more backbone but atta girl for telling those hussies off!

Author's Response:

i had to go back and re-read the chap...forgot what happened..lol.  Thanks for reading and reviewing, I really appreciate it!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 5:13 AM Title: Makeup Kisses & Confessions

I totally agree with u about ripping him a new one. The bella n the books needs some freakin backbone.

Author's Response:

yep.  he would have begged.  At least a little.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 4:08 AM Title: Valentines & The Masters of The Universe

Freaking love me some kellan!

Author's Response:

me too.  Scantily clad Kellan.....i'm so easlily distracted. lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 3:10 AM Title: Handcuffs & Power Suits

Well I have a feelin that park ranger will get his ass handed to him!

Author's Response:

absolutely.  Glad you're still enjoying the story.  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 2:37 AM Title: Aspen & Cold Showers

That's what mine wud do too! Love the new pap killer! Hahaha

Author's Response:

Thanks!  glad you liked it.

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 19 Mar 2011 2:16 AM Title: Haircuts & Pepper Spray

That was freaking awesome! I'm standing n line at walmart laughing my ass off.....yes I look funny but no I don't care!

Author's Response:

damn...i hate walmart.  i have to go there at least once a month because I'm not stupid..i mean they beat the shit out of everyone else price-wise but geeze....it makes me want to open my veins when I'm there. lol.  I'm glad i could bring a little joy to your life in the fricking walmart.  I can die a happy woman now. lol.  p.s. Walmart is the only place you can depend on when buying any movie in the twilight series at midnight on the day it's released....gospel truth.   peace-out and thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 11:12 PM Title: First Dates & Riff Raff

Can't wait for the truth to come out!

Author's Response:

soon.  Tanya isn't really a bad sort after all.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 10:53 PM Title: Tasers & Interrogations

I freakin love emmett! Bout time for that first date!

Author's Response:

as promised, you get two dates for the price of one.  Rocky Horror is real btw.  it replays in my town once a month.....Seattle the same.  I don't feel so strange around those people.  Should I be worried? 

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 10:44 PM Title: Bourbon & Epitaphs

Great chapter! Emmett is always hilarious! We say laying the pipe or just laid pipe instead of train! Hahaha

Author's Response:

i was surprised how many euphemisms there were for having sex.  If these people set their minds to it, we could cure cancer.  just sayin.  Thank you for liking the story and reviewing! 

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 10:33 PM Title: Pedophiles & Daddy's Little Girl

Love rose! That advisor was WAY out of line!

Author's Response:

i have to apologize to my college advisor mr cosby..he was kind of a tool...but a decent guy...totally stole his name. lol. Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 10:23 PM Title: Red Roses & Burst Bubbles

This sort of thing happens all the time n fanfiction so I'm not gonna let it bother me. Even tho I loathe tanys and wouldn't piss on her if dhe was blazing. U caught me n a good mood so I won't rant.

Author's Response:

it's all good.  just read on.  lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 10:12 PM Title: Hello Kitty Undies & Lucky Thirteen

Hilarious! I bet that little boy was too funny!

Author's Response:

kids are insane.   If we acted like that as adults, we'd reside in padded cells. lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 9:51 PM Title: Fried Ice Cream & A Cup of Tea

Super sweet

Author's Response:

Thanks again!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 9:01 PM Title: Cosmic Boogers & Black Eyed Peas

I think god has a great sense of humor!

Author's Response:

you know, i have to agree with that.  Thanks very much!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 5:21 PM Title: Stellar Hineys & Carriage Rides

I love this Emmett!  He is wonderful!  And yeah....about that first date!  I know I know.....read more and I'll get it!  LOL



Author's Response:

to paraphrase Dori  (if Ellen read my fic)  keep swimming= keep reading.  lol I promise not 1 perfect first date, but two.

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 5:16 PM Title: The Dude & Dirty Harry

awww.........so sweet of him to come in like that all worried!  Charlie cracks me up!



Author's Response:

edward is smitten.  lol.  i love that word.  Those of us who are of a certain age feel like pedophiles if our battle cry happens to be Team Edward or Team Jacob.  I feel more comfortable with Team Charlie. lol.

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 5:15 PM Title: Mercer Island & Minibars

DARN THAT ALICE!!!!!!!!!!  But it paid off!



Author's Response:

yes, we love awesome Alice.  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 5:14 PM Title: Enchiladas & Store Bought Ta Ta's

loved it!



Author's Response:

i am so glad.  p.s. i'm assuming you're a teacher...my hubs is also.  i can relate....it's such an underappreciated profession.

Reviewer: JayNahNah Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 4:32 PM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

So sweet!! Wish Edward was at my prom! Great job as usual....the UST is so high! Combustion s imminent!

Author's Response:

even more so from EPOV.  Just posted a new one.  Poor Eddie.  Glad you liked it!  Thanks.

Reviewer: the real teacher Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 2:42 PM Title: The Snowman & Midnight Mass

My favorite chapter by far! I havent laughed at a chapter like this in sooooo long! Loved it! Lookin forward to more!

Author's Response:

be careful there are dangerous chapters ahead.  Emmett is a shit-stirrer. lol.  p.s.  Glad you liked it!  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: troberts Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 10:07 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

I loved the Emmett and Jasper part going to confetion to funny and I love the name calling didnt know Jasper had it in him LOL.  The part that worried me was Edwards dream what is going on with that.???



Author's Response:

the dream is described in the new LRM posting.  Not pleasant for our poor Edward.  Could he have a bit of Alice's gift?  Let's hope not.  The joke Emmett pulled on Jasper is actually a true story....view the review response directly below this one for the full story.  So glad you liked the chap.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Siobhan_Whitlock Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 8:51 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

Love it!!

Jasper is gonna throw the smack down on Em when he gets the chance lol

I cant wait :)



Author's Response:

i'll let you in on a secret.  What Emmett did to Jasper was actually done to one of my dad's brothers (at my parent's wedding)  I always found the story to be hilarious...glad i could incorporate it here.  My dad and all his brothers except one were raised Catholic.  MomMom was NOT Catholic but tried to raise her children in her husband's faith.  One Uncle rebelled and hence was not raised Catholic.  By the time my parents married (Dad was the baby)  the parents were dead and his brothers told the one non-Catholic brother that he had to go to confession before the wedding.  Needless to say, he almost shit himself.  lol.

the story was too good to pass up.  glad you enjoyed.  as I've said before, I'm fricking insane...but it's not my fault.  I have proof that it's genetic. 

)_

Reviewer: lynard69 Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 5:00 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

Okay, so I know that she doesn't want a big to do for the wedding, but I hope she is not going to sabatoge the whole thing.  First of all Johnny wants to come and she does have to be accomadating to the guests involved.  Second, dont let her bicker on about colors and themes and such.  She does not even have to do a thing about it.  All she has to do is say yea or nay.  She needs to let it go a little.  What is there to really stress about when you are not responsible for any of it?  Unless that is her worry and she wants to be kept more up to date.  Anyway, I guess I am shocked that a room full of teenagers and not one came up to Edward?  I really find that hard to believe.  Even if the Chief told them to stay away, come on they are teenagers!  They NEVER do exactly as they are told.  Hopefully LRM  has a bathroom scene or something with possibly Edward and Emmett both.  That would be good.

Lastly and most important.  I would rather you catch up LRM to this chappie than screw up future ones trying to get them out.  I liked the last two chapters, but they are kinda slipping in the connection that was once there.  It all was left at the graveyard after Edward showed up there.  Just  a thought.  This is one of my favorite stories, so I am just throwing out my two cents...



Author's Response:

you'll be pleasantly surprised about the wedding...that's all i'm going to say...i've got abig mouth and i don't want to give stuff away. lol.  I think you'll enjoy the prom from E's perspective...yes, he did have a few 'admirers'. 

just posted the next LRM....Edward has a lot to say, and Emmett barged in a couple times as usual.  Sometimes these chapters 'between' the action come across a bit dry...but they're necessary to move forward.  This latest LRM was a big fat monster to finish....it's well over 9000 words...ugh.  Not a lot of it is an overlap of the two stories either.  good grief.

Reviewer: grabadietcoke Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 2:37 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

I'm glad the honesty about the wedding is going to be dealt with. I think this is a pretty common problem. I know that there was a LOT of input on my wedding that I had to shoot down (and still hear about YEARS later) to get what I truly wanted. Its gotta be even harder with a celebrity groom.

The prom was darling, I especially liked her conversation with Suzanne. I love thinking about the teachers that inspire and the chance to say thank you.



Author's Response:

i always enjoyed weddings....until i had my own.  *cringe*  too many people telling you what to do   argh.  somewhere out there one of my uncles has a video of me getting pissed off at several people...just after getting married, standing on the altar for photos.  i was such a sweet person at the time...but everyone has their limits!  lol  Thanks for reading and reviewing.

Reviewer: blb0157 Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 2:24 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

You are a great tension writer....I can't wait until the are married or whatever it takes for them to be togethr...

Keep the chapters coming !

brenda.boteler@yahoo.com

Brenda



Author's Response:

hope you're not getting bored.  what's the saying?  oh yeah, 'all good things come to those who wait'.  that should be my motto.  I was that kid who NEVER wanted to know what I was getting for Christmas until the day.  yes, i'm strange.   Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: cedward2417 Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 2:18 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

Awe man...I wanna do my prom over!  Course I would kinda need to find somebody to go with, um, never mind.  I am curious to see what Bella reallly wants for a wedding...I thought she was being honest when she only acted like the church wedding part was important to her.  Hmmm... Can't wait for LRM updates-love the sexual tension from Edward *swoon/sigh*. ;)



Author's Response:

see...i would like a lot of do-overs...oh if i only knew then what i know now!  lol  Believe me when I say everyone will be happy with the wedding plans.  Thanks!

Reviewer: msa121371 Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 2:11 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

What else is their to say but still loving this little ride these two are one! And still loving Emmett. Hope you had a great St. Patty's Day and have a great weekend...we are headed to an "Adult" weekend at the lake.
See ya next time...
Shannon

Author's Response:

have fun.  this is the first weekend in quite a while that hubs is home.  will have our big st paddy's feast this weekend.  (my mom's irish...so st paddy's was always a big deal growing up.)  Thanks for reading and reviewing!

Reviewer: Hitchy Signed [Report This]
Date: 18 Mar 2011 12:19 AM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

:-) Loved prom and Edward's discussion about Bella's writing with her. 

Looking forward to the next.



Author's Response:

me too.  now i just have to finish writing it..lol.  thanks very much!

Reviewer: Celebrityhound Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 17 Mar 2011 11:06 PM Title: Hallelujah & Zombie Dances

Loved the chapter

Loved the song Halleleujah, one of my faves

The Thriller part was cute

and I am glad Bella is finally starting to love herself as much as Edward loves her



Author's Response:

she's getting there.  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: crissee Signed [Report This]
Date: 17 Mar 2011 9:42 AM Title: Stellar Hineys & Carriage Rides

Loved Emmett's proposal!



Author's Response:

i'm glad.  Thanks!

Reviewer: crissee Signed [Report This]
Date: 17 Mar 2011 6:29 AM Title: Grits & Vitamin R

Loved this chapter and how this is such a normal family.  I know there is som hurt and angst in here, but you write your characters like normal people.  I love Emmett's choice of movies.  I watch all of those myself and our priest also has dinner with us from time to time.



Author's Response:

they are normal, if dysfunctional is the new normal.  lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: crissee Signed [Report This]
Date: 17 Mar 2011 3:57 AM Title: Armpits & Coffee Stains

Aww sounds really cute and I love Edward and Bella stories.  Can't wait to catch up with the other chapters.



Author's Response:

i hope you continue to like the story.  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: spinnifer Signed [Report This]
Date: 16 Mar 2011 12:53 AM Title: Captain Jack & Drunkella

I fucking love Pootie Tang.



Author's Response:

me too obviously.  A lot of readers had no clue what i was talking about. lol.  maybe Pootie will have some new fans.

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 5:15 AM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

I'm going to whine, I never went to prom either!!!



Author's Response:

i went to prom...it was unexciting.  i liked writing about it more than attending actually. lol

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 4:47 AM Title: Quiet Comfort & Perfect Words

Better to have Father Pat (although what an unmarried person can counsel on sex and marriage is absolutely ridiculous). I have a big problem with that, probably one of the reasons I left the Catolic Church. Another thing bugging me is this Mr. Movie Star B.S. It feels like that is what she's really excited about.



Author's Response:

the classes are for the most part taught by married couples, with input from the priest here and there...that's how i'm going to write it.  I'm not going into a lot of detail because, frankly, that would be boring.  and the 'mr movie star'...just a pet name, she likes to tease him..that's all.  She'd rather not have the attention.

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 4:04 AM Title: Iron Man & Safely Home

Had a feeling that's what he was planning.



Author's Response:

He's a sweetheart.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 3:43 AM Title: Skypeward & Karmic Rewards

Don't know about the accident but Emmett's ad on the side is perfect.



Author's Response:

i thought it humorous.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 3:23 AM Title: Waterworks & Heartfelt Sentiments

Wow, a lot happened in this chapter. Don't even know what to review on. Emmett can be really sweat and Carlisle and Esme are the best. Love, love,love Alice. What a precious note from Edward to his mom.



Author's Response:

it was a pretty full chap..lol.. not so busy from Edward's pov though.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 2:56 AM Title: Cake Tasting & Mama Bears

Yep, did figure it out. Sorry. I remember my gyno telling me after my third baby that it was time to separate the woman from the girl. My grandmother died at 31 with three kids, my mom at 32 with 3 I was convinced I was going at 3. I've had a few close calls but still kicking, my dad's father was 28. I'm an old lady. You can't dwell on what you lost but remember what you had.



Author's Response:

very true.  the life expectancy in our family has ping ponged all over the place....  i try not to worry about it...as long as i go before my children, i'm good.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 2:34 AM Title: Edible Art & First Steps

Glad she's getting help. Boy, these two weeks seem long.



Author's Response:

i am just too wordy. lol

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 2:14 AM Title: Bite Marks & Sweet Revenge

What, she's not going to even see him until the wedding night? Hope she's safe from who ever.



Author's Response:

see the peen?  lol  that remains a mystery.

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 1:54 AM Title: Champagne & Diamonds

Nice, he's really got strong will power.



Author's Response:

ah well....neither of them knows what they've been missing yet. 

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 1:28 AM Title: Chip Shops & Fairy Lights

Geeee have no idea.



Author's Response:

i know right? lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 12 Mar 2011 12:01 AM Title: Genuflections & Surprises

Oh, I'm bad, really misjudged him. Just used to Bella getting hurt.



Author's Response:

in this story...edward will always be the good guy.  i couldn't stand it otherwise.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 11:26 PM Title: Yellow Carnations & First Class

Have a terrible feeling she's going to walk in to him with another woman.



Author's Response:

psyche!  lol

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 10:11 PM Title: Panty Droppers & Belly Dances

When will Bella realize she shouldn't drink? I really have a problem with people drinking so much. It messes with too many lives.



Author's Response:

i wish i was young enough to drink that much and not feel like hammered crap for 2 days after....ugh.  now, one drink and i'm embarrasing....sometimes with no drink i'm embarrassing..but that's another story.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 9:53 PM Title: Pink Chiffon & Man Skirts

Emmett would look great in a kilt, so would Edward.



Author's Response:

mmmm.  i can't really say anthing else.

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 9:34 PM Title: Some Justice & Escargot

Rose is getting to be a Jerry Springer. Heaven help us. Does Emmett plan on telling Father Pat? Don't know how Edward sat through a Easter Sunday mass, those can be long. Haven't heard a single priest who can give a good message and is able to quote scripture well. Most Catholics I know have never opened the Bible.



Author's Response:

i've read the bible...more than once.  I really like the old testament...it a big soap opera.  lol.  full of all kinds of murder and mayhem. 

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 9:13 PM Title: Creme Eggs & Welcome Distractions

What would they do if he was in the service and shipped overseas?



Author's Response:

poor bella...she definitely couldn't handle that...not yet anyway.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 8:43 PM Title: Outtake: Ode to The Arse

Ok, that was weird. By the way, Emmett didn't last long. Why doesn't he just wait and confess the morning of the wedding?



Author's Response:

once he actually abstains, he sticks with it.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 8:33 PM Title: Pool Tables & Revelations

Yeah, even after 45 years still miss my mom.



Author's Response:

Mine's still here...although not well.  Dad's gone...miss him very much.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 8:14 PM Title: Lap Dances & Abstinence

Yea, that would be Father Pat's ultimatim.



Author's Response:

he would be a terrible priest if it wasn't.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 7:57 PM Title: Wookies & Good Friday

Trying to go back and remember that day, but I'm drawing a blank.



Author's Response:

it's in Edward's pov...Love Rescue Me.  THanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 4:45 PM Title: Outtake: The April Fool

I was never good with April Fool's jokes, happy Emmett is, but then, was there ever a doubt?



Author's Response:

he's a professional pain in the ass.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 4:14 AM Title: Boxer Shorts & Serenades

Is everyone 5years old here?



Author's Response:

we are all six and a half....just like Matilda

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 11 Mar 2011 2:23 AM Title: Unsolicited Advice & Airline Wings

Alright Emmett and Rose.



Author's Response:

i'm too much of a germaphobe to ever attempt what they did.

Reviewer: Jennmc75 Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 4:18 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

I've had this on my to read list for a while now.  I'm glad life finally slowed down enough to sit down and read.  OMG, I've spent the last few days reading like a maniac.  I adore your Edward.  He is so perfect.  I love the fact that he is this sexy as hell actor and is still a virgin.  That is total greatness. 

Edward and Bella's stories both break my heart.  I know the bad things aren't out of the way yet for both of them.  I still can't decide who Bella's stalker is.  I can't decide between Jeff's brother or sleazy James from the office.  Of course I could see the jerk from the bar in Forks wanting revenge on Bella as well.

I adore your Emmett.  He's so unapologetic for who he is.  That is awesome.  i can't tell you how many times I totally lost it and was snort laughing over his antics while at work.  Luckily I'm locked away in my office where people can't hear me.

I've rambled long enough.  I love the story and am excited to start reading EPOV :)



Author's Response:

hey i love the rambling!  I'm so glad you like the story...it makes all the effort worthwhile.  check out the blog for a sneak peek of the next V&V.  Thanks so much!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 2:55 PM Title: Swing Dancing & The Dearly Departed

Is church never normal thing for these guys? Whose there? Drawing a blank.



Author's Response:

maybe i'm weird because i've had so many strange things happen during Mass. lol.  i knew i was weird.  geesh.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 2:39 PM Title: Wild Turkey & Jedi Training

That's an adveture I would love to see. My guess, maybe a job offer for Emmett?



Author's Response:

haha...he'd be great with the kiddies!  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 2:16 PM Title: The Southern Gentleman & Caveward

Bella better watch that drinking. She's starting to get out of hand. Wish I knew these songs, maybe I'd understand what's going on better.



Author's Response:

check out the songs on youtube.  Thanks!

Reviewer: BellaRoseBelikov Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 3:04 AM Title: Tidal Pools & Capistrano

Our first Valentine's was 6 weeks into our relationship. Paying two rents, only using one place. "So, I guess you should move in with me. Of course, this means we're getting married." And six months later we were. (That was 1989!)

Sometimes you just know....



Author's Response:

i've been married a scarily long time....more than half my life..ew.  But, we've never lost that spark..that urge...that uncontrollable feeling, yeah, i still want to bludgeon him to death most days. lol.  just kidding of course....well mostly.  Thanks !  glad you like the story.

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 1:32 AM Title: Tidal Pools & Capistrano

I agree, time isn't the factor. Just thought of a good song for Bella, Billy Joel's , Only The Good Die Young. Catholic girls wait much to late, sooner or later it comes down to fate. Hard to believe, I was the Catholic girl (thankfully not any more). Married going on 40 yrs. Never felt it was wrong to start early, but only the one. At one time, gasp, even wanted to be a nun. Heaven forbid, probably would have been one running after the parish priest.



Author's Response:

yeah...hubs loves that damned song...taunts me with it often.  I was a nice girl before i met him.  He and Billy Joel can both suck my dick! lol.  I went to Catholic school...i would have made a terrible nun though.  My potty mouth would have gotten me tossed out obviously. lol.

Reviewer: OH MIA MYA Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 1:12 AM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

Awe that was sweet. Can't wait for more.

Waiting Patiently, Impatiently,

OH MIA MA



Author's Response:

lol.. go check out the sneak peek for the next V&V posted on the blog.  New chap will probably post everywhere by tomorrow.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 1:02 AM Title: Captain Jack & Drunkella

Wow, a drunk Bella is a strange Bella, that won't help the tabloids.



Author's Response:

as long as she doesn't turn into Lindsey Lohan or Charlie freaking Sheen...i think we're good. lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: cedward2417 Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 12:46 AM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

Awe...so sweet and thoughtful of Chris (and Alice). These guys are all so very lucky to have each other!



Author's Response:

glad you enjoyed it.  I have gotten zero negative feedback for this chapter....well, I rarely get negative feedback anyway...it's because I'm so damned fluffy. lol.  Check out the sneak peek for thenext V&V posted on the blog.

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 10 Mar 2011 12:45 AM Title: Big Hair & The Lucky Beyotch

Jack Sparrow, ok, but no way Johnny Depp. Not my favorite, but then who can compare to Rob? Why do I get a "feeling" their problems are far from over? Sob?



Author's Response:

mmm...i like all Johnny..except maybe 21jumpstreet...not my fave.  more drama, and unfortunately more angst, will happen sometime.  Thanks!

Reviewer: queenfrizz Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 11:38 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

very good chapter, I thought Emmett was quite well behaved in the classes, but in fine form later that night. I can't wait to see what happens at the prom, or in the next class.



Author's Response:

glad you liked it.  Emmett can behave...sometimes.  They only have a couple more classes...so he has more chances to embarrass everyone.  but will he? hmmm.  Check out a sneak peek of the next V&V on the blog.

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 11:24 PM Title: Waxward & Sexward

With Emmett's influence, I'm surprised she has any self-control. Really appreciate the quick chapter's. Just started yesterday, but catching up quick.



Author's Response:

you will be caught up to me before long!  Thanks!

Reviewer: Siobhan_Whitlock Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 10:02 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

OMG that was so freaking beautiful!

*cries*



Author's Response:

thank you so much. glad you liked it...sometimes i'm too sappy.  don't tell my family...although they'd never believe it anyway.lol.  checkout the sneak peek for thenext V&V posted on the blog.

Reviewer: bammers Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 9:47 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

I hate all masks so thanks for that and update when you can because I can't wait for more.....



Author's Response:

i posted the mask on the facebook....it kept creeping me out so I had to hide it from the main screen. lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 9:29 PM Title: Makeup Kisses & Confessions

Very brave of Tanya.



Author's Response:

she's not a bad person.  refreshing for a change huh? lol   tHanks!

Reviewer: RAH07890 Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 8:25 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

Wow, that was amazing :)  Wow, Emmett, that was certainly an interesting year for you ;)  Cannot wait for more :)



Author's Response:

i'm pretty sure all his years are interesting for him, and for everyone withing spitting distance of him. lol.  Thanks!  check out the sneak peek of the next V&V now posted on the blog.

Reviewer: Mrs M Cullen Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 6:36 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

Loved the chapter!! Emmett wasn't too bad on their first class!! Loved the Prom idea, that is sooooo sweet!!! Keep it up!!!



Author's Response:

thank you!  check out the sneak peek of the next V&V on the blog.

Reviewer: sonogal Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 6:23 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

Well, Emmett's past came back to haunt him. At least she could laugh about it with him. Chris was so sweet to think about having a redo for Bella and Edward.



Author's Response:

very sweet.  check out the blog for a sneak peek at the next V&V...prom details included.  Thanks very much!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 6:21 PM Title: Vandalism & The Apocalypse

Thank you for that piece of comfort. Couldn't handle a NM separation. Did he attach someone?



Author's Response:

glad you're liking the story...sorry i fail with responding to reviews sooner...i had no computer for a while...now everything is good again.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 6:01 PM Title: Perjury & Sweet Dreams

How did Emmett ever get through negotiations, must have a good agent.



Author's Response:

he is ....charming?  hahaha  in his own way, I guess that's true.  THanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 5:43 PM Title: Chipmunks & Oscars

Let me guess, Tanya's pregnant and of course, Edward is the "father".



Author's Response:

by now i'm sure you know the answer....gah..I'm so far behind with my review responses...shame on me!  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 5:32 PM Title: Outtake: The He-Man Incident

Emmett would have been so much fun as a little kid, reminds me of my boys, never knew what they would do either. And boy, could they come up with things together.



Author's Response:

i have all brothers and lots of nephews (who always got into stuff when younger...now not so much..thank God!).  The Lord had pity on me and sent me all daughters....yeah right...I don't understand them.  Boys would have been easier I think! nah, probably not.  but at least I would understand them.  lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: grabadietcoke Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 5:19 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

This was such a sweet chapter. My favorite part was that Edward included his bracelet in the tray to be blessed with the engagement rings and that the priest accepted it without a word. Something about that was really moving and personal.



Author's Response:

we used to have a family priest like that.  he was awesome...really felt like a member of the family.  Sadly, he died a few years ago...still miss him.  So glad you liked the chapter.  Thanks very much!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 5:06 PM Title: Valentines & The Masters of The Universe

Yeah, that is distracting. Read that Rob has a line but isn't modeling it. What a shame.



Author's Response:

how did i miss that?  oh well, you can always view the photos of him modeling underwear as a teen....ewww now i feel like a pedophile.  lol   Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 4:54 PM Title: Handcuffs & Power Suits

Met many rangers this summer. Didn't know they carried such weight.



Author's Response:

99.9 percent of them are probably really good people.  Unfortunately, a park ranger was the perfect villain for my story. lol.  Thanks!

Reviewer: FlSunshine Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 4:15 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

ok, lots of things this chapter, strange, strange things.  love the ending thou



Author's Response:

i know it was a jumble...lol   Prom is next.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 3:42 PM Title: Aspen & Cold Showers

No one bets against Alice. Not looking forward to that. But then, again, when doesn't Edward do something stupid.



Author's Response:

true.  he's got to learn the hard way.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 1:54 PM Title: Haircuts & Pepper Spray

Hate to think of how he's corrupted the NFL locker room. Those poor rookies.



Author's Response:

LOL  never thought of those poor guys.  too funny.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 1:41 PM Title: First Dates & Riff Raff

Really wondering how this will end well. Gives you a new appreciation for what they all go through.



Author's Response:

it must be a weird existence.  Thanks!

Reviewer: janm Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 1:27 PM Title: Tasers & Interrogations

 

Emmett really takes his role seriously. He should really go into acting.



Author's Response:

he is a total nut, and is totally based on one of my cousins...well he's actually a compilation of 3 people...but one cousin more than anyone else.  Thanks!

Reviewer: Celebrityhound Signed starstarstarstarstar [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 1:07 PM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

another great one



Author's Response:

thanks very much!

Reviewer: lynard69 Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 11:41 AM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

This was another sweet chappie, but I qish the prom was added to this as well.  But I am sure you have your reasons.  Cannot wait for the next bit of drama...will it be Alice's new status (finding out Edward's real last name) or will it be Anonymous Flower Stalker?  So much excitement to come and I a glad that LRM is almost caught up.  I love both stories!!!



Author's Response:

we are getting so close!  *squeal*  I truly can't wait.  It will hopefully mean that V&V gets updated a lot faster.  yes, lots of excitement to come!  Thanks!

Reviewer: troberts Signed [Report This]
Date: 09 Mar 2011 10:24 AM Title: Joy Rides & Clown Masks

That was to cute I love Emmett I almost fell out of my chair about the squiral, fire crackers and boob grop OMG I hurd someone say that people dont LOL when they read and I say bullshit I was LOL and I have found myself doing that alot during this story when it comes to Emmett.  I did my voting and yes it was for you but I think you should of had one for best Emmett to funny.  The prom that is so sweet.



Author's Response:

thank you!  i agree though...if anything I thought I'd be nominated for Emmett above all else..lol.  he steals the show.  Thanks!

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