[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:24 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
You guys are amazing, and I love this story. It is too bad you had to move it from fanfiction. I can't wait to read the next outtake. Keep being awesome ~Alice
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:18 PM Title: Chapter 19
WOW!!!
Edward is full of surprises:))
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:17 PM Title: Chapter 18
Charlie?? I love UUUUUUU!!
Jazz?? Enjoy your man:)
Interesting...a pink jewel..
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:15 PM Title: Chapter 21
LOved it;)
Dirty mouth Edd:)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:13 PM Title: Chapter 22
thnk U!!
the diamond cock ring thing? Loved it!! It was so Edward;)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:13 PM Title: Chapter 18
yep he is all ready already
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:10 PM Title: Chapter 23
Wonderful ending:)
They love each other so much and I'm so happy for them;)
Loved Emmett with the tiara:)
Thnk U for this kinky and sweet story:)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:08 PM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
lucky stool:)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:06 PM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
Super funny!
Jazz and his new piercing?? HOT!!
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:05 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
SuperHot sex scene! I love a Top Jazz:))
Emmett's pregnant?? Good:)
Congratulation for winning all those awards:)) You deserved them:))
Date: 12 Jun 2012 3:00 PM Title: Chapter 2
Totally like Ed conversation with Jazz..
Snuffy?? love it
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:43 PM Title: Chapter 15
anticipation
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:33 PM Title: Chapter 14
tonights gonna be a good good night
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:20 PM Title: Chapter 13
well they have both been sorta rescued
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:19 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
LOVED it, great chapter and the visual um yeah it makes me want to go find my cowboy ;) that darn em showing up right at the most in oppourtune moment. Atleast they both were done, just enjoying the post moment. Cant wait to see what else your going to share with us. And CONGRATS on your win, ya'll deserve it.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:18 PM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
OMG, thats too damn funny... I still want my three some of them with bella, i think it would a very unique and funny lemon between them three. great job, keep up the awesome work. Thanks for sharing with us.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:16 PM Title: Chapter 23
OMEJ... Great and lovely chapter. Loved the vows, Em dressed as a woman (saw the blog, love the pics) the song choice was so them in the moment. Hate to see it end, even if its for a bit... Ok questions, will they ever have a 3some with Bella? Iknow edward hinted to it earlier on,also thay would be an out take I wouldnt mind to see. Does jasper or edward wear the cock ring as often aspossible? are there children in their future? Thats all for now, if anymore I will pm ya. Great job ladies, cant wait to see more from the boys. P.s. Tell JA she did awesome with the manips.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:15 PM Title: Chapter 22
LOVED this chapter, Love my boys, Its sweet and Romantic in their way how they got here. Great job, I hate to see it end but I know got a little over a month to go and they come back with the sequel. Questions, I can think of some, can i give them after the last chapter? I would hate to ask something and it be answered in the story. So um yeah im just going to wait til tomorrow to read and review and see what i want to ask. Keep up the awesome work.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:13 PM Title: Chapter 21
Morning. LOVED the chapter, and from what I am gathering Edward is going with Jasper or atleast surprising him. I cant wait. I would really like to know how they broke the chair? great job ladies cant wait for the next one, and the pics on the blog are AWESOME.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:12 PM Title: Chapter 20
Sounds like our boys are having some fun. And oh the fun they could have in Athens. Greatjob ladies.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:11 PM Title: Chapter 19
Oh hell, FUCKING LOVED THIS CHAPTER! You two are turning me into a slash whore and I thank you for it. great job ladies cant wait to read the rest this week.
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:11 PM Title: Chapter 12
called a ball of confusion
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:10 PM Title: Chapter 18
great chapter and surprise for us ladies. Congrats on the nominations. As for the posting I dont know which way to go. I kinda want to have it all in one go, but then i kinda want to drag it out. When can you post the sequel? Whichever way it goes i will be happy as long as my guys are together.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:09 PM Title: Chapter 17
Oh My Edsper! great job, love the idea for the tat, and that Jasper admited he Loved him was awesome. Thanks for the road head, something told me these two would have some type of action befor getting to where ever jasper is going. What a way to throw charlie in the mix, cant wait to see how Jasper gets out of this. keep up the awesome work ladies
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:08 PM Title: Chapter 16
Hot damn ladies. Fucking loved it, great song choice btw. Cant wait to see the tat. Keep up the kick ass work
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:07 PM Title: Chapter 15
OMFG, THANKS so much for this bonus chapter *smooches* I cant wait for monday, between them both getting ready for a night out, and Jasper is more than willing to do anything for Edward. Ummmm yeah my mind is on over load. Loving it, keep up the awesome work ladies
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:05 PM Title: Chapter 14
oh Jasper Jasper, what have you done, and im sure Edward will LOVE it once he gets to see it. Is the next chapter an all Edward POV? Love this story ladies, keep up the awesome work
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:04 PM Title: Chapter 11
poor babies
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:04 PM Title: Chapter 13
I love how Jasper's parents are so supportive and are willing to stand by him no matter who he chooses. AS for Edward i just want to hug him, he's been head over heels since he first laid eyes on him. And why do i get the feeling that Em is up to no good? and Im certain he changed Edwards voice mail, so now Edward is going to have to straighten that out with Jasper befor we get some sexy fun times ( which i hope are in the next chapter or two) hint hint... Love it keep up the awesome work ladies.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:03 PM Title: Chapter 12
Poor guys *hands over tylenol and plenty of water* love the story, hopefully they get some sexy fun times soon. Keep up the awesome work ladies.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:02 PM Title: Chapter 11
I feel bad for our boys, but maybe since jasper so 'politely' let the truth out then maybe its one step closer to them being together? love the story so so much. Ya'll have made me crave more slash, and i was such a prude to this type of thing befor, so THANK you. Great job ladies, cant wait to see where our boys are next week.
Im doing what was asked of me, and reposting my reviews from over on FF for it here. I forgot I didnt start reviewing under the new name til then, so I have ne reviews for chapters 1 through 9. But you Ladies know how I feel and Edsper.
Date: 12 Jun 2012 2:01 PM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
LOVE LOVE LOVE this story!!!!!! Definitely one of my all time favorites!!!!!
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 1:50 PM Title: Chapter 9
so friggin funny, who would help themselves to a display in a sex store
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 1:39 PM Title: Chapter 8
so Hawt!!!!
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 1:02 PM Title: Chapter 6
the Hitachi should do it
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 12:47 PM Title: Chapter 5
cock blocked!
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 12:39 PM Title: Chapter 4
such sexy boys
Date: 12 Jun 2012 11:54 AM Title: Chapter 23
Oh my god I loved this story so much, I cannot wait for the sequel, this is just amazing I love this Edward and Jasper they are perfect for each other, I could read this over and over, just wish I had two hot guys like them in my life. Can't wait for more, and will read anything you write wherever you post it, being here, ff, or even a blog..
Date: 12 Jun 2012 11:52 AM Title: Chapter 1
Oh my god I want to kill Maggie right now, how can Jasper stand her, can't wait for more.
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 11:41 AM Title: Chapter 3
Poor Jasper has to use the darn Ass in a Can, while Edward dreams of his ass....sigh. Still loving them both but Edward is killin me with his wicked humor.
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 11:33 AM Title: Chapter 2
Can't type when laughing so hard....snuffy!!!! Edward is gonna kill me in this story, hysterical and sassy :) Here's hoping "Jazzy" gets his happy ending & that Edward get to help him with it LOL
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 11:28 AM Title: Chapter 1
OMG I love this chapter...the Amazon rain forest LMAO!!! Dying to meet up with the fuck hot sex shop owener :)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:16 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
I can see how he forgot the spurs. snigger. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:15 AM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
hah poor boys. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:15 AM Title: Chapter 23
Thank the lord for photoshop.x
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:14 AM Title: Chapter 22
Well I am not bringing no travel sized bottle - make it a big one! xxc
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:13 AM Title: Chapter 21
OMg these boys are insatiable. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:13 AM Title: Chapter 20
Athens, gah, I had my first period whilst visiting athens! xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:12 AM Title: Chapter 19
aw they are good. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:11 AM Title: Chapter 18
omg I had forgotten about the plug. post when you like . xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:09 AM Title: Chapter 16
gah ! now I have to wait. snigger. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:08 AM Title: Chapter 14
omg he has gone out with a plug, is he mad? xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:07 AM Title: Chapter 13
Ah love Jasper's mum too. broken phone oh dear. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 9:06 AM Title: Chapter 12
ah I love Jasper's dad. My son who is 9 says he is never kissing a girl and is going to live with his friends, bless him. xx
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:56 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
What a way to kill such a kinky scene. In Emmett's place I would sleep with open eyes from now. There's no way, he can get away without a appropriate punishment. *evil grin*
Great chapter ;)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:49 AM Title: Outtake #2 Jasper's Second Piercing
Ha ha ha *try to take a deep breath* ha ha ha *try to breath again*
Bella killed the boys' honeymoon, after Jasper had been so "strong".
That chapter is a killer. ;)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:48 AM Title: Outtake #1 The Stool
Oops, I did it again. No review from me for this chapter.
Chapters like this are the reason why I can't see a kitchen only as kitchen. There's so much more. *grin*
Great chapter
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:42 AM Title: Chapter 23
Because my original review wasn't worthy of this world changing event:
This wedding marks a very sad day for all human with the hope to get the kinkiest lover of the world. *sob*
Toyward is offical taken. *sob*
At least he got a Toyward-worthy wedding. *goes to her bedroom and try to cure her depression with a ton of ice-cream*
Great chapter ;)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:31 AM Title: Chapter 22
This will be very interesting, when someone ask to see the ring.
It reminds me of "Lord of the rings"-parody with Sarah Michelle Gellar and Jack Black at the MTV Movie Awards few years ago. Frodo (Black) wore the one ring as PA and had to show it the fellowship.
Great chapter ;)
My questions:
How old are the boys? (They are no women, so that question should be allowed) *sweetly smile*
What are their favorite toys?
Will be there little Toywards and Toyspers? (I mean Toyward-land needs heirs, because the next generation needs toys, too. And let's face it, the boy's gene-material must be kept in the genepool of humankind, so I and other women around the world can get the chance to have a personal toyboy.)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:28 AM Title: Chapter 21
It's real love, when you offer lifelong service as babysitter. *lol*
Great chapter ;)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:28 AM Title: Chapter 20
I must confess my biggest crime.
I didn't write a review on FFN for this chapter... A good reason to read it again, right? *grin*
Shouldn't it be not so busy in the free nature? I mean the boys are hiking and don't get a chance for outdoor sex. What a waste.*pout*
Great chapter ;)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:20 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Squeeee! Happy you are here! Love these 2. And so freaking hot!
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:15 AM Title: Chapter 19
This is a interesting making love and it proves, men are able for mutli-tasking. making love and discuss Jasper next piercings together is impressiv. My man wouldn't be able to do something like that. *wink*
Great chapter ;)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:14 AM Title: Chapter 11
these poor boys, amazon, so funny. xx
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:14 AM Title: Chapter 18
Congrats for your nominations ladies.
It's really nice to see the law enforcement has a heart for roadjobs. *wink*
Great chapter
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:13 AM Title: Chapter 10
Well she can keep her pink shirted Eric, I am sorry but only gay men should wear pink. And I am open minded, but living in France there are just too many men in pink. gah! xx
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:13 AM Title: Chapter 17
One moment, please. After this actionon the road an old woman needs one or better ten minutes to recover, before she thinks about this cilffhanger. *several deep breaths*
*Clearing the thraot* Ok, now I ready.
Officer Swan like Charlie Swan aka Bella's father? And Toyward knows him, and because of his reaction I assume really good. And that man stops our boys and then the cliffhanger comes.
Ladies, please tell me, how should I, a woman with a natural urgue to know all dirty secrets of other human beings, be able to survive until next week? *wink*
Great chapter ;)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:12 AM Title: Chapter 9
Well if she has Eric,and he has money it will all be fine. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:12 AM Title: Chapter 8
omg just checked out the pictures, I will never be able to watch sesame street again. Tom cruise - he was good then. But lady p, please you cannot compare the pink awesomeness that is lady p with Maggie. nooo. xx
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:11 AM Title: Chapter 16
God, ladies,
please give me next time a warning. I swear, the foreplay on the dancefloor will be a panties-drenching classic in the near future. It shouldn't be read when children in the house.
The next generation of young fanfiction-authors will have to compete with it.
Great chapter ;)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:11 AM Title: Chapter 7
hah so funny having to lock his dick up. xx
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:11 AM Title: Chapter 15
Ladies, I will keep it simple.
I love you two.
Great chapter *dance the Toyward happy dance on a thursday*
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:10 AM Title: Chapter 6
gah I love these guys. xx you are so right the internet has almost killed sex shops. God I love those places. xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:09 AM Title: Chapter 3
like yeah! xx
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:09 AM Title: Chapter 1
Pleas answered, I didn't review chapter 1 originally, so this is me from ff coming to you! xx
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:08 AM Title: Chapter 14
Thank god, it's monday. I don't know what will I do without my weekly dose of Toyward and Toysper.
But I must say, you ladies must have channeled your inner Domward in this chapter again. I mean, a Jasper, who enjoys his toys is great, but a hangover plus a piercing-session plus a reference of a clit-piercing is only hardcore. I don't know, whether I'm able to sleep tonight. *shudder and press legs together*
Great chapter
Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:08 AM Title: Chapter 2
this is hilarious, poor Jazzy. xx
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:07 AM Title: Chapter 13
You two should write a self-help book for mothers of gay sons or sexual active sons in generel.
I know, it sounds messed up, but I can really imagine to have a conversation with one of my sons like which Mrs Whitlock had with Jasper. Yeah, it is "brutal" for the sons, but these talks should calm nerves of the mothers, so the boys should get over with it. *evil smile*
Great chapter
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:05 AM Title: Chapter 12
Ladies, it's art to describe hangovers so lovely *wink*
Great chapter
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:04 AM Title: Chapter 11
Oh my God...
Ladies, you are a little bit cruel. I really really really want to dance my happy dance and want to start a holiday parade because of Jasper's coming out, but because of a the hurting Toyward I can't. There is a very big reason to celebrate and then it isn't appropriate. *sniff*
I hope you two stop to channel your inner Domward and give us very quick a new reason for a party. *wink*
BTW: Your choice of music is great ;)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:02 AM Title: Chapter 10
I mean I know why Jasper must do this. He has a good heart, but I really hope Jasper will get his shit together and will be quick back to my beloved Toyward or I will declare a ban of sextoys on him for a month.
And at least: You aren't kidding, right? Right? Please say "We aren't kidding. Snuffy is almost gone."
Now I really hope you said it or I must declare a ban of toys on you for a half year. *evil laugh*
Great chapter ;)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 8:01 AM Title: Chapter 9
Congratulations ladies.
Maggie's POV is the first effectiv literary torture. The FBI and every other angency should pay you for your invention. When the bad guys read Maggie's thoughts, they will confess really quick their crimes. Then I would like to not be in their place. *shudder*
Great chapter
BTW: Is the Hot Seat Inflatable Cushion Vibes real? And if yes, is it avaible in a more decent color?
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:59 AM Title: Chapter 8
Oh my god.
I can't wait so see what they will do, when they have a bedroom with a lot of toys ;)
Great chapter.
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:58 AM Title: Chapter 7
I love the Maggie-free chapters, but they would be better with more Toyward-action. I mean the poor guy plays only with himself, it's a big waste ;)
Happy birthday!
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:57 AM Title: Chapter 6
This was so evil. I thought I had taken the wrong door and I landed in Domward's playroom although I would also not averse of it. ;)
Maggie's POV was only cruel. I mean it's nice to see, the girl can think at least a little bit. But next time I prefer to be whipped than I look again in her head. :(
And then the cliffhanger... The CLIFFHANGER... If there is a word to discribe the pure evil then it is cliffhanger. It will be worse when Toyward want to start some hot phonesex with his Jasper. I'm sure that is a breach against a law in Toyward-land. In any case, I will now set as a hardlimit. No cliffhangers short before the beginning of hot Toyward phonesex :D
Great chapter
Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:56 AM Title: Outtake #3 Never Squat With Your Spurs On
Love this story and all its silliness, and sweetness, and hotness.
Thank you for moving it somewhere where its hotness (especially) finds welcome (or, at least, not outrage, shock, and removal).
I'm looking forward to any other outtakes you care to add, and to the boys' trip to Greece (a perfect haven for their...activities).
Until then, all the best.
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:54 AM Title: Chapter 5
Ok, this would be the morally right way. An engaged man shouldn't have fun with a other man... Moment, scratch that.
Why for heaven's sake it is so hard to send Maggie, alias the cockblocking self-centered unwanted bride, in the desert? Everyone should get the chance become happy with the right partner. Especially when I get so some fun stuff to read ;)
And again a great chapter
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:53 AM Title: Chapter 4
I mean, If I were Jasper, I wouldn't whimper a lot, I would right away jump on Toyward. Why waste time?
Great chapter ;)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:52 AM Title: Chapter 8
(...This one was a response to your blog...)
Holy effing tatts!
Just took a peek at the blog.
Laughing hysterically at the thought of the work the make-up artists would have to do to cover up the ink for Rob's movies, if that pic were real.
Thanks for this story, AND for your blog.
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That, sadly, is the last review I found for any of the chapters of this story. :(
...I'll add some more comments in reply to your latest "chapter"...
Laters, ladies.
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:52 AM Title: Chapter 3
You both must own a supernatural gift to create thus an incredibly awesome character or you two are just very messed up.
I love your Toyward anyway ;)
PS: Is there a chance, I can get a Toyward in nightstand-drawer-size?
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:51 AM Title: Chapter 2
I have a new favorite Edward.
The best way to describe Toyward is pure kinky fun on legs.
Great :)
[Report This]Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:50 AM Title: Chapter 1
Nice start.
I think i will love Toyward ;)
Date: 12 Jun 2012 7:49 AM Title: Chapter 7
(...I'm obviously searching my review history from newest to oldest...)
Thank you for this nice, Maggie-free chapter (although, I had to shudder, along with our boys, undoubtedly, at the thought of a Red Bull-fueled multi-orgasm-seeking Snuffy. At least she left Jasper - happily - alone.)
More importantly, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And thank you for the wonderful present you and TrueEnglishRose gave us (viz., your new website)! Loved the pix there, especially the tatted Toyward.
Cheers, and have a great day.