Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:46 AM Title: Chapter 63
LOL...wonder who is going to win...poor Bella she'll probably end up with a dog and knocked up...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:44 AM Title: Chapter 62
Well did Jake finally get the message...I sure as hell hope so...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:42 AM Title: Chapter 61
Oh honey...she proposes to him! What a way to wrangle the man whore of hollywood...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:40 AM Title: Chapter 60
LOL...is is safe for Edward to be pissing her off so soon...she may just send him back to hollywood...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:39 AM Title: Chapter 59
Yep those two are a messed up pair made in heaven...lol
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:37 AM Title: Chapter 58
Like the horny little bastard will tell you no...lol
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:36 AM Title: Chapter 57
LOL...so she ended up naked in a bed but no sex...lol...priceless...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:34 AM Title: Chapter 56
LOL...oh those girls are devious and hopefully Edward will stick around...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:33 AM Title: Chapter 55
Oh pray tell Miss Bella...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:31 AM Title: Chapter 54
LOL...talk and purple cocks...brilliant honey...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:29 AM Title: Chapter 53
Holy hell...how did she get naked? Is Esme a ninja...lol
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:26 AM Title: Chapter 52
He better last more than just five damn minutes...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:24 AM Title: Chapter 51
Whohoo so the Cullen's decend...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:22 AM Title: Chapter 50
Yep still a horny fucker...lol
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:21 AM Title: Chapter 49
LOL...what did you sign up or indeed Bella...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:14 AM Title: Chapter 48
LOL..what a reunion...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:12 AM Title: Chapter 47
Sigh... I guess a pool noodle will have to be adequate in her revenge...I sure hope Edward makes it worth it for her...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:11 AM Title: Chapter 46
That's my girl! Hit the bloody bastard for his stupidity!
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:09 AM Title: Chapter 45
Nope honey, don't let him off the hook that easily...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:08 AM Title: Chapter 44
LOL...I have to wonder what Edward thought of all that...stupid bastard should have asked Bella before taking someone else's word...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:06 AM Title: Chapter 43
Oh god, Jake is such a perv! I hope that she beats the hell out of him for sure...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:04 AM Title: Chapter 42
Hmmm...wonder if she broke any bones...serves him right...I know Im cynical, so sue me...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:02 AM Title: Chapter 41
LMAO...I hope the bastard jumped because he's not making out of this conversation alive
Date: 01 Aug 2013 4:00 AM Title: Chapter 40
IF the boy is smart, he will jump before she gets to him...lol
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:59 AM Title: Chapter 39
Uh Oh...whoever it is better run for thier damn lives!
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:58 AM Title: Chapter 38
Holy Hell Bella is out for blood!
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:56 AM Title: Chapter 37
Who the hell told Edward she got married?? My money is on that jackass Jake...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:54 AM Title: Chapter 36
Oh I hope Bella is deadly with a pool noodle...go girl!
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:52 AM Title: Chapter 35
Oh revenge is so sweet...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:50 AM Title: Chapter 34
That's right Bella...run the other fucking way as fast as you can...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:49 AM Title: Chapter 33
Oh a speed demon Charlie...to funny
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:47 AM Title: Chapter 32
Yeah, I'm sure Edward puked on purpose...I wonder what Esme is thinking about all of this...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:45 AM Title: Chapter 31
Yep, Charlie is now scared for life...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:43 AM Title: Chapter 30
Oh god this is just to funny...poor Charlie
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:40 AM Title: Chapter 29
Oh yes let the fun begin!
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:38 AM Title: Chapter 28
AAww I just love your Bella...she has some serious balls...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:37 AM Title: Chapter 27
Horny little fucker may be an understatement in Edward's case
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:35 AM Title: Chapter 26
OH god...lol...whats a little nick in the name of cleanliness...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:33 AM Title: Chapter 25
LOL...sounds like he is really getting to her
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:32 AM Title: Chapter 24
Oh that smug bastard...well I sure hope she lets him have it...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:30 AM Title: Chapter 23
Aww what a sweet relationship...wonder why the jackass never came back...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:28 AM Title: Chapter 22
LOL...oh what a hellion...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:27 AM Title: Chapter 21
Oh how I must now more about this plan...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:25 AM Title: Chapter 20
Oh yeah baby! Off to Forks we go...lol
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:24 AM Title: Chapter 19
Yeah seriously...WTF?
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:22 AM Title: Chapter 18
OMG...Jess is messed up...that has got to be the funniest thing...LOL
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:21 AM Title: Chapter 17
Hmmm kind of makes me wonder if he suspects its Bella...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:19 AM Title: Chapter 16
LoL...yeah sounds like the dude has had a bit to much with the ladies...fuck Hollywood and thier ways...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:17 AM Title: Chapter 15
Hit him where it counts honey...maybe that'll shut up that smart ass mouth!
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:15 AM Title: Chapter 14
Brave it girl! But yeah two days and nothing cleaned down below...gross...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:14 AM Title: Chapter 13
Aww to bad she didn't hit him in the nuts...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:12 AM Title: Chapter 12
Oh yes cuff his sorry ass some more...lol
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:10 AM Title: Chapter 11
LMAO...oh how I love her devious little mind...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:09 AM Title: Chapter 10
You know I kind of think she should let him piss all over himself...serves him right...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:07 AM Title: Chapter 9
Oh sounds like Edward needs a serious nut busting...I hope our dear Bella is up to the task...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:05 AM Title: Chapter 8
OH ho ho...so friends no more...what could that idiot have done to sick Esme on him...*snicker* and Charlie in on it too! Oh how fabulous...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:03 AM Title: Chapter 7
HELL to the yeah I want to know! LOL
Date: 01 Aug 2013 3:00 AM Title: Chapter 6
LOL...oh god talk about a lightweight...I can't wait to find out what she did with Edward...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 2:58 AM Title: Chapter 5
LOL...the wildebeest of the freaking media...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 2:57 AM Title: Chapter 4
Seriously!?! They gotta find a chick with a backbone to report...I mean he's only been gone two days...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 2:55 AM Title: Chapter 3
LMAO...ok now you have me comletely entralled in this hollywood soap opera from hell...gotta love Rose =)
Date: 01 Aug 2013 2:53 AM Title: Chapter 2
Oh dear lord...lmao...some people just want thier 15 minutes of fame...
Date: 01 Aug 2013 2:51 AM Title: Chapter 1
LOL..oh this I must continue...
[Report This]Date: 22 Jun 2013 2:03 PM Title: Chapter 64
Loved it!! Bella's humor was epic! Would love to c more!!
:)
Date: 23 May 2013 11:50 PM Title: Chapter 49
LOOOOOOOL .. i love this ~~
Date: 23 May 2013 11:07 PM Title: Chapter 7
LOOOOL .. unbelievable .. ESME ~~
Date: 18 May 2013 8:16 AM Title: Chapter 64
loved the story! one of the best I have read. absolutely hilarious
Date: 13 May 2013 12:57 AM Title: Chapter 64
I loved it!!!
Date: 10 May 2013 2:57 AM Title: Chapter 64
LOVED THIS!
Date: 07 May 2013 6:38 PM Title: Chapter 64
I would love to see them again!!!! They are too crazy!!! Loved it!!
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:51 PM Title: Chapter 64
Tammy,
Anytime you want to gift us with your writing we'll be here to enjoy it!
Take time to relax and care for you and yours!
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:47 PM Title: Chapter 63
How about getting a job?
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:46 PM Title: Chapter 62
So now what does Edward do while Bella teaches?
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:44 PM Title: Chapter 61
These two are so unconventional!
Where's the ring? Does she pick it out?
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:41 PM Title: Chapter 60
Now real life sets in.
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:40 PM Title: Chapter 59
Somehow I feel as though neither one has developed beyond their high school years when it comes to intimacy. Too much confusion as to why they drifted apart even though that has been resolved.
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:36 PM Title: Chapter 58
Awe, sweetness!
Family can be very intrusive.
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:35 PM Title: Chapter 57
Whisper-shouting is the only way to talk when intoxicated or on good pain meds. LOL.
Poor Emmett, ill I've got to say is PAIN!
Is Edward all bashful now that he might get laid?
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:31 PM Title: Chapter 56
Sadistic family. Lol.
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:29 PM Title: Chapter 55
Childhood memories have a way of changing over the years. Lol
Sounds like Bella's going to be holding Edward's balls now. Haha! Painful for him if he gets out if line.
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:26 PM Title: Chapter 54
Such a bizarre conversation to be having with the mother of your boyfriend! Chuckling!
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:24 PM Title: Chapter 53
Bella you should know that the Cullens are going to be intrusive! Haha
Why were they naaaked?
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:21 PM Title: Chapter 52
The banter between them is so light and teasing. What happens when real life returns?
[Report This]Date: 06 May 2013 12:19 PM Title: Chapter 51
They are slowly working their way through the years of disappointment and separation.
Date: 05 May 2013 9:35 AM Title: Chapter 64
Definitely would like to see these guys again! Have a good break, & take all the time you need. We'll be here when you get back! :D
Date: 05 May 2013 6:32 AM Title: Chapter 64
Would love to see these guys again Loved them Thanks
Date: 05 May 2013 6:09 AM Title: Chapter 63
he wants someone to play with lol
Date: 05 May 2013 6:01 AM Title: Chapter 60
what is she thinking
Date: 05 May 2013 5:30 AM Title: Chapter 53
how did she end naked
Date: 05 May 2013 3:59 AM Title: Chapter 52
lol I was hoping for more lol
Date: 05 May 2013 12:33 AM Title: Chapter 64
great little story
Date: 05 May 2013 12:04 AM Title: Chapter 64
too funny. TY for writing and sharing
