"So, you have a kid?" He asks. "And you live with your best friend? Who happens to be a dude?"

I nod, and answer, "That would be correct."

"Isn't that weird?"

I smirk. Wait for it! "No weirder than the fact he's also my son's father." Needless to say, my date comes to a screeching halt.

BPOV. Family/Humor. Drabble.