A complete rewrite of how I think the story should have gone from after the vampires died for the day leaving Sookie babysitting Russell (after Eric's betrayal). "M" for language.

**Generic Disclaimer: Charlaine Harris and HBO own the "recognizable" character names and bits...I own the rest. As always, my stories are COMPLETELY NON-CANON and REFUSE to follow 89% of True Blood's chaos**May also contain nuts, eggs, and odd bits of SVM roots, stems, and leaves**