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Bio:
Edward has a fetish that no one else in the world knows about. Except the thousands of followers on his anonymous blog. What happens when Bella works out who 'The Body ' is.
Ths was my submission to the twkink 2015 fest.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Erotica
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: Read & Enjoyed
Chapters: 57 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 121593 Read Count: 145794
Date: 16 Oct 2022 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57
The best romantic erotica ever.
Date: 16 Oct 2022 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57
The best romantic erotica ever.
Date: 16 Oct 2022 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57
The best romantic erotica ever.
Date: 16 Oct 2022 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57
The best romantic erotica ever.
Date: 16 Oct 2022 Title: Chapter 57: Chapter 57
The best romantic erotica ever.
Bella has had fantasy after agonizing fantasy about her new wickedly-sexy bronze-haired neighbour, who never leaves his house before sunset. One evening, she decides to risk it all and follow him into the dark for a night that will forever etch itself into her memory. (My entry for the "Bodice Ripper's Contest", winner of "Best Dirty Talk" and "Cliffhanger Queen" awards)
Categories: Twilight
Characters: None
Genre: Drama, Erotica, Mystery, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 12 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 48155 Read Count: 6292
Date: 22 Mar 2022 Title: Chapter 12: Permanence
Your writing is among my favorites. May God bless you and keep you and everyone else close to this appalling horror safe. Please know that the world (including me in Los Angeles) is praying for all of you
Author's Response:
Thank you so, so much - for reading, reviewing and all the lovely, warm thoughts ❤! Let's pray for peaceful times!
Bella, a 23 year old college student, hopeless romantic yet perpetually single no thanks to covid restrictions shutting down all social aspects of life for the past two years. Her best friend’s brother, 28 year old rough around the edges, player Edward, whom she had a major crush on while growing up, comes to visit. The country goes into immediate lockdown, meaning wherever you are, you’re stuck there until lockdown is lifted. Follow along as Bella and Edward evolve a childhood friendship into an exciting relationship while stuck together on campus during a global pandemic. Is Edward really guilty of the reputation he’s gained or is there more to him behind those dark green eyes? Can Bella take off those rose tinted glasses and realise what real love looks like beyond the world of Disney princesses?
Categories: Canon Pairings, All Human, Alternate Universe
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Drama, Humor, Hurt/Comfort,, Romance, Young Adult
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Happily Ever After, Romantic Comedy
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 13146 Read Count: 799
Date: 25 Jan 2022 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3
Absolutely enthralled. The humor and sarcasm are fantastic. Keep it coming, please!
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Join Edward as he grapples with the slings and arrows of his cursed immortality and perpetual adolescence. OOC, super melodramatic, comedy All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, no copyright infringement intended. Rated NC17 for swearing, adolescent fantasies and lustful references.
Categories: Twilight, Canon Pairings
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Parody/Crackfic
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: Romantic Comedy
Series: The Journal of Edward Cullen
Chapters: 34 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9670 Read Count: 1531
Date: 22 Mar 2022 Title: Chapter 34: Chapter 34
You have an absolute gift for writing! Unfortunately, I began reading volume one while on a bus in Los Angeles. I was cracking up the entire time, but luckily (?) I had a mask on. I almost lost it when Mike sat on Edward's desk, but finally had to stop reading when Edward sneezed. Otherwise, I would have been ROTFL on the bus. Thank you so much for sharing your talents.
Author's Response:
Ahhh! Thank you so much for your kind words! I'm delighted that you find it so funny. Hope you're enjoying the rest of the story.
I accidentally deleted this volume, so reuploading. I'm so sorry for anyone inconvenienced by this!
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Humor
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 51 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 88923 Read Count: 334
Date: 16 Apr 2022 Title: Chapter 50: Chapter 50
The citrus is perfect. Edward is very sweetly awkward, not too awkward Funny. You have it just right. Don't stop!
Date: 16 Apr 2022 Title: Chapter 48: Chapter 48
I'm so sorry about your kitty. My sole companion for the past 14 years has been my cat, Nemo. He's 20 years old now so I completely understand your feelings on making the most of loving him every day. I rescued him from a vicious dive-bombing crow in my yard when he was about 6 weeks old. He has tolerated and loved me as his stupid human ever since.
May your memories of Sammeow be a blessing and forever comfort you.
Date: 03 Apr 2022 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
OMG!!! Thank you for putting this back. I was going nuts without one of the few stories that makes me ROFL. Keep it coming and for heaven's sake don't accidentally delete it again. Please??!!!
Date: 03 Apr 2022 Title: Chapter 25: Chapter 25
OMG!!! Thank you for putting this back. I was going nuts without one of the few stories that makes me ROFL. Keep it coming and for heaven's sake don't accidentally delete it again. Please??!!!
Date: 03 Apr 2022 Title: Chapter 23: Chapter 23
Thank you again for your writing. It is truly a pleasure of my days. Keep the lustful content coming!
Date: 04 Apr 2022 Title: Chapter 29: Chapter 29
Fortunately I was at home while reading this chapter. It should come with a "don't read in public due to ROTFL" warning. My very tolerant cat got off my lap and left the room.
Author's Response:
Haha! I'm glad it made you giggle :) Thanks for reviewing!
Date: 22 May 2022 Title: Chapter 51: Chapter 51
Pleeeeaaassseeee keep going! I'm so sorry you're dealing with depression. I've been there. Personally, I go into "ok, I'm just going to get through the next hour, day, minute, whatever before I worry about what happens next mode," and/or reward myself after I accomplish or get through something. I use things like reading YOUR stories as rewards. I made the mistake of reading this latest chapter in a fast food restaurant so had to try to control laughing out loud, which you did not make easy. I read a LOT and this story is one of my all-time favorites. Hang in there.
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Bella Swan knows she wants someone to light her soul on fire, but finding him isn't as easy as it might seem. Will she find Mr. Right before she's left feeling cold-hearted?
Categories: Canon Pairings, All Human, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2043 Read Count: 109