After Renee and Phil die in a car accident on Bella’s 17th birthday. She is sent to live with her father, Charlie and brother, James in Forks WA after being separated for 10 years with no contact. Charlie dabbles in training and placement of the “perfect” wife for exclusive clientele. Bella quickly learns that she’s going that she’s going to get more than a high school education. She's going to be educated with a purpose.
I don’t own Twilight

Edward Cullen is superstar EC Velvet.  Bella Swan, professor of English Lit in Seattle, hears his velvety voice one day and it changes her life. She leaves her abusive fiance, Mike Newton, and writes a fan letter to EC Velvet.  Little did she know that fate was going to intervene and bring her together with this uber-famous hip-hop/rap star and turn her life upside down... or maybe it's right side up.  

Disclaimer:  Stephenie Meyer owns all things Twilight.  I'm simply taking the universe she created and turning it inside out.  :)  All references to real people, real songs, or real anything else are for entertainment purposes only and only because if I mention it, it means I love it.  I'm not making any money off this story or any of the characters, names, songs, or anything else I might mention.  I'll leave the money making to the experts.  I'm only here to play.

AH/AU/VERY OOC - Rated for excessive language, mature themes, and lemons.

A thirty year old stay at home mom finds out there's much more to her than meets the eye. Her dreams about her kids' movies take a strange twist when she accidentally brings the Cullens along for the ride. This is just for fun.  Rated M for some bad language.  AU/OOC

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This is an AU/AH one shot. Bella is a thirty year old stay at home mom of two young children. She’s happily married to Edward and her life is happy and complete…but when a certain song begins to play on the radio while she cleans her happy home, the memories of her painful childhood come back to haunt her. Based on the song THE RED by Chevelle. 

AH After Bella Swan's best friend releases a portrait of her, it is purchased at an auction by Edward Masen, famous photographer and notorious modelizer.  Edward seems to have an irresistible draw to Bella. Can Bella accept Edward's attention? Is there more to Edward's attentions than meet the eye? Originally by xx.Nikteche. 

Lonesome and second-guessing his career as a baseball player, Edward never imagined that it would only take one foul ball to turn his world upside down. That he might possibly find everything he had ever dreamt of, everything that had been missing in his life. Would he embrace it, or would he strike out, never knowing true love?

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