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Bio:
Bella and Edward had it rough when they were growing up. They return to Forks after 5 years for some revenge.
Categories: Canon Pairings, Twilight
Characters: Bella/Edward
Genre: Horror, Romance
Language: None
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 9240 Read Count: 359
Date: 30 Apr 2013 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
Ahhh, Sweet Revenge! Bloody & Gross, just the way I like it! muah!
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The things some people will do for love....
Serial Drabble
Rated: NC-17 for gore, violence and graphic hardcore horror
Genre: Extreme Horror
Categories: Twilight, Non-Canon Pairings
Characters: Other Misc Char or Pairings(nc)
Genre: Horror
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 7 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 14160 Read Count: 10422
Date: 21 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter Twenty Two
YES! ABOUT TIME! is what I screamed when I saw alert cuz I've been wondering when you remembered me & my Robwardcession with this story!
Now who the hell clubbed him????? I absolutely LOVE this story..love love love it! Linda Obselka Schiefelbein *waves bloody knife at her beloved durty girl*
Date: 22 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter Twenty Four
OH JESUS Dirty!! What the fuck? Who killed & blendered the 2 fucktards? What's the deal with Fran & Quazimoto dude? AKKK She's brewing up a new batch of freaks for her show isn't she?????????? Oh hell..THIS is why I love your depraved mind...you feel My depraved mind so.damn.good!!!! Need More...Love ya hard, Linda xo
Date: 27 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter Twenty Seven
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT! They're GONE!?!?!?!?! SHIT!
(Very nice touch with the newspaper clipping!!!)
As always & forever, I bow to your awesomeness..Love Linda xo
A little creep can go a long way....
Genre: Extreme Horror
Rating: M (for now)
Length: Drabbles and micro fiction, 100 - 1000 word stories.
Categories: Original Fiction
Characters: None
Genre: Horror
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 108 Read Count: 320
Date: 14 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Walter
I'm so lame...I'm like What? until the Lightbulb went off over my head! Then I was...EEEWWWWWW. LMAO...you are so fucked up! That's why I love you so much!! If we ever meet, I'll saw your head off & keep it on my nightstand to kiss goodnight. Even after you've rotted..THAT's how much I love you!!!!!!!!!!!!! Linda xo
She spread herself wide open to let the insects in.
She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been.
She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin.
Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within.
Devils speak of the ways in which she'll manifest.
Angels bleed from the tainted touch of my caress.
Need to contaminate to alleviate this loneliness.
Come what may, because even creatures of the night have to live it large, but Karma has always found away around strokes of luck right?
Warnings- The usual: Things you wouldn't want you children to read. Keep away if you're under the legal age to buy cigarettes.
Short, multi-chapter, Prompt for Durty Nelly's Gore Corner Vegas Prompt.
Categories: Original Fiction, Horror, Humor
Characters: None
Genre: Horror
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 4 Table of Contents
Completed: No Word count: 3297 Read Count: 470
Date: 25 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 4: If i could, make a deal with god...
Now why the Hell didn't I get an alert?? Fuckin piece of shit puters!!! Loved the "greypupon"! WHO THE HELL'S IN THE GROUND?? Ernest??
Ohhh..I'm sorry about your colleague! That sucks!
Date: 19 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 1: I Don't Wanna Know About Evil...
OHHHH..he's a Naughty Naughty boy!!! I like it! ;D Linda xo
Author's Response:
Buahahahah! Yes. He likes to pet pussies from time to time too.
Date: 20 Jul 2012 Title: Chapter 2: I'm so Sick...
I wish you could see my smiling face! Spliced tongue, shedding skin, PUS?? Friggin LOVE this!! So 1 buried & pissed on husband down & many more to go I suspect. Onward Reptileward!! mmuuaaahhhh Love Linda xo
Author's Response:
Yeah totally. The real shit is about to come up, I just have a story to tell first and a couple of laughs along the way.
It just seems silly to break something that was effortless and full of so much passion. It's hard to explain to others the dynamic of our relationship, especially those close to us, here we go. (Twilight Mix-N'-Match Anon Contest entry)
Categories: Non-Canon Pairings, Twilight, All Human
Characters: Bella/Jasper
Genre: Drama, Romance
Language: English
TWCS Romance Contest: None
Series: None
Chapters: 1 Table of Contents
Completed: Yes Word count: 2056 Read Count: 811
Date: 31 Aug 2012 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1
YEAH!!! Cute Cute Cute story! Love Linda xo
Author's Response:
Thanks baby, I'm glad you liked it.